Chapter 15 Strange Elementary School Student Ideals
After a night without words, Wang Dazhi nested in the sofa for a night, and got up the next day with soreness, the most important thing is that the effect of the laxative has not gone, and he went to the toilet several times in a row in the middle of the night.
When Xiao Na and the others got up, he didn't care whether he made breakfast or not, and after throwing a "ability copy" at Tong Na, he retracted into the magic lamp to heal his wounded heart.
"Jingle bells."
Hatton Elementary School, Class 3 of the second grade, Ge Genying wrote on the blackboard, "Fun Classroom: My Ideals. He put the chalk away, looked back at his students, and said, "Today let's talk about our ideals." ”
As she spoke, she looked around and saw that her students were all confused, and she explained lightly: "The ideal, simply put, is what we plan to do in the future, such as teachers, scientists, and so on. ”
As soon as Ge Genying's words fell, a student below immediately raised his hand, and after obtaining Ge Genying's consent, the student stood up and said loudly: "Teacher, when I grow up, I want to be a scientist, and I want to contribute to the people." ”
"Well, that's good." Ge Genying nodded, and then nodded at another student who raised his hand.
"Teacher, I want to be a policeman to eradicate violence and peace for the people."
"Teacher, I want a doctor to treat the people."
"Teacher, I want to be"
Kang Jiafu saw so many classmates raising their hands to speak, thinking that if he didn't say a few words, he would be looked down upon by Xiao Na, so he raised his hand and stood up and said triumphantly: "Teacher, I want to be the chairman and a servant of the people." ”
Ge Genying was in a good mood when she heard the wish of the students in front of her, but when Kang Jiafu's words came out, her face suddenly darkened, but she didn't say anything, after all, this wish was not wrong.
The hairy boy listened quietly for a long time, and the more he listened, the more his eyebrows curled, and finally he couldn't help but stand up and said loudly: "Teacher, I have decided, I will still be a common man in the future." ”
The whole class was stunned for a moment, and suddenly remembered that their wishes were for the "common people" to do something, and when the hairy boy said this, it seemed that they would be hairy children's subordinates in the future, so thinking about it made their faces darken.
Ge Genying's eyes widened, and he was so angry that he was a little speechless, and the hairy boy proudly raised his chin towards Kang Jiafu, and whispered: "Kang Jinya, you will be my servant in the future, you have to listen to me obediently, I will not treat you badly." ”
Kang Jiafu snorted angrily: "I won't be your servant!" ”
After thinking about it, he stood up again, "Teacher, I have changed my mind, I am not the chairman anymore, I should continue to be a rich man, specializing in sucking the blood of ordinary people." ”
After speaking, he looked at the hairy boy proudly, and secretly said Now see how you compare with me.
Ge Genying looked at the two troublesome students, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he sighed secretly, rubbing his brain, intending to correct the direction of this discussion.
Who knows, the hairy boy stood up again and said loudly: "Teacher, I have also changed my mind, I want to be an official, specializing in picking the skins of these rich people." ”
Kang Jiafu glared at the hairy boy and said angrily: "I have changed my mind again, I will still be the chairman and torture you officials to death." ”
The hairy boy said lazily: "Then I should be my common man and reluctantly accept your servant." ”
Kang Jiafu gritted his teeth, "Then be a rich man and suck your blood." ”
"I'm going to be an official"
"I'm the President"
"Me"
Kang Jiafu and Mao Hao competed against each other, and they didn't care that this was the guest hall at all, and they made a lot of noise.
"Shut up."
Ge Genying finally couldn't help but erupt, and slapped the lectern, which shook Kang Jiafu and Mao Zi's hearts, and they stood there honestly, silent.
Ge Genying took two breaths, and said expressionlessly: "Ideal is an important idea of life, people without ideals are the same as salted fish that can't turn over, it is your goal and your driving force, how can ideals be changed day and night, without a fixed ideal, which direction should you work towards?" ”
She calmed the anger in her heart, glanced at the frightened Kang Jiafu and Mao Boy, and said calmly: "Next, you two must correctly express your ideals, and if you talk nonsense, the teacher will make you a 'role model without ideals' for the whole class." ”
Kang Jiafu and Mao Zi lowered their eyebrows and let out a pleasant "oh", glanced at each other, Kang Jiafu cleared his throat, thought about it seriously, and then said loudly: "I want to be a handsome, fresh and healthy man in the future, who is often received by national leaders, who has a visa-free passport all over the world, can drive a BMW, and takes pets and servants to visit all Asian countries, and will be besieged by countless fans everywhere I go, there are countless girls who like me, and those men will want to eat my flesh." ”
As soon as Kang Jiafu's words fell, the whole class looked at him, glanced at his tall little belly twice, and his hot eyes were full of contempt, and Wang Dazhi almost didn't laugh.
Ge Genying waved his hand, asked Kang Jiafu to sit down, and said lightly: "Okay, you can sit down, classmate Kang Jiafu, but the teacher wants to advise you, your ideals should be realistic." ”
Kang Jiafu was unconvinced: "Teacher, why am I unrealistic?" ”
Ge Genying squinted at Kang Jiafu's figure and said, "Because you are already congenitally deficient, and it seems that no one in the world has succeeded in this wish." ”
Kang Jiafu muttered in a low voice: "Who said that, didn't Tang Seng do it?" ”
"Tang Seng!?"
Wang Dazhi finally couldn't help laughing, rolling with laughter in the magic lamp, it turned out that Kang Jiafu's wish was based on Tang Seng, thinking about it carefully, it seemed that Tang Seng really met the conditions he said.
"Furry boy, it's your turn." Ge Genying didn't hear Kang Jiafu's muttering, and directly named the hairy child's name.
The hairy boy stood up and said succinctly: "My wish is to drive a BMW and receive a subsistence allowance." ”
"Haha."
Wang Dazhi burst into tears and laughed, how can today's children know so much, in this regard, he can only say: This is also my former ideal.
Ge Genying was not as happy as Wang Dazhi, but her face darkened again, but she didn't blame the hairy boy for anything, but followed the hairy child's roll call, "Bei Xiaoyu, what about your ideals?" ”
Bei Xiaoyu stood up, pushed his big glasses, and said, "My dream is to be a mathematician and solve the world's most difficult mathematical conjecture for my aunt." ”
Ge Genying nodded, a smile appeared between the corners of his mouth, and said, "Your ideal is good, keep working hard, the teacher believes that you can do it." ”
"The teacher is eccentric."
Kang Jiafu saw that Bei Xiaoyu was praised, and muttered quietly, and the hairy child on the side nodded thoughtfully.
"Tong Xiaona, what about you?"
Cortana tilted her head and thought about it, and said with a smile: "I hope my mother can find a good husband, and I will have a good father myself." ”
"Good, good ideal."
Kang Jiafu waited for Xiao Na to finish speaking, and immediately applauded, making the whole class look at him like idiots, he was not embarrassed at all, and applauded vigorously with a shy face.
Ge Genying glanced at the funny Kang Jiafu, and applauded lightly: "Tong Xiaona's ideals are very simple, and she can think about her mother, it's very good, everyone can learn from Tong Xiaona." ”
"Okay."
Kang Jiafu took the lead in applauding again, and the whole class looked at him like an idiot, and only after he finally understood the shame and quieted down, the whole class applauded.
Wang Dazhi pestled his head and pondered: "Xiao Na's ideal is really this, but unfortunately I can only use the low-level 'wish fulfillment' now, and I can't help Xiao Na realize this wish, well, it seems that I can only serve the tiger with my body and barely be her father." ”
After "hesitating" for a long time, "hesitating" for a long time, and "entanglement" for a moment, he finally "endured the pain" and made a decision to "sacrifice" himself to fulfill Cortana's happiness and Dana's sexual happiness.
"Jiang Xingsheng, you're the only one left." Ge Genying ordered the last Jiang Xingsheng.
Jiang Xingsheng slowly stood up and said calmly, "My wish is to do everything I can to protect her. Then he glanced at Cortana, "And her." He glanced at Konkafu again, "And them." ”
The light tone was full of determination and perseverance.
Ge Genying was stunned for a moment, and glanced at Jiang Xingsheng deeply, Wang Dazhi was also surprised, and secretly sighed: This kid is like me, very manly and responsible.
Kang Jiafu suddenly raised his hand and said, "Teacher, Jiang Xingsheng's words are not enough, we haven't heard it, and we strongly ask him to say it again." ”
Ge Genying didn't pay attention to Kang Jiafu at all, and took care of his own lesson plans and textbooks.
Kang Jiafu didn't give up, raised his hands and shook it: "Teacher, teacher, look here, look here." ”
"There are handsome guys here"
"There are beautiful men here"
"There's money here"
Kang Jiafu called for a long time, Ge Genying finished cleaning up the desk, the bell rang just after class, she pushed her glasses, didn't even look at Kang Jiafu, and said, "Class." ”
"Yay!"
After the whole class glanced at Kang Jiafu with disdain, they jumped up happily, while Kang Jiafu waved his hand desolate and screamed miserably: "Teacher~"
The hairy boy looked at Kang Jiafu with disdain and said, "Kang Jiafu, are you sent by the monkey to be funny?" ”
"Get out."
Kang Jiafu slapped the desk angrily and shouted: "That dead monkey is just my pet, and I will send him if I want to send him." ”
"Haha."
Wang Dazhi laughed, feeling that it was good to be with these little children every day, at least very happy.