Chapter 14: Who doesn't cheat
Wang Dazhi and Tong Jin, an old man and a young man, were lying on the sofa, not moving, and their stomachs were gurgling, making these two grit their teeth and hold their breath, as if as soon as they opened their mouths, they would pour thousands of miles, and cold sweat came out on their foreheads.
Tong Jin squinted at Wang Dazhi, gritted his teeth and said: "I want to be a thousand kings of the vegetable market, but I will encounter the villain's plot, you say that you can plot against me, at least let me eat first, so I squatted in the toilet for a long time, and I didn't pull anything out, so I just farted." ”
Wang Dazhi snorted twice, lying down like a salted fish, and snorted: "I didn't give you a medicine, but you took it yourself, which caused me to suffer, and it was a perfect revenge, I had to let you mix it up, and I put myself in, who will I talk to." ”
Tong Jin's eyes widened, and he said angrily: "You saw me taking that bowl of soup, why didn't you remind me." ”
Wang Dazhi rolled his eyes and snorted angrily: "From the moment you picked up that bowl of soup, I knew that I would not end well, anyway, I can't take revenge from Tong Na, so let's take revenge from you, the female debtor will pay it back!" ”
Tong Jin trembled and raised a middle finger, glared at Wang Dazhi angrily and said: "It has always been the father's debt to the son, but you have given me a subversion today, you are ruthless, don't let me catch you next time, otherwise I will make your life worse than death." ”
Wang Dazhi covered his stomach and groaned twice, ignoring Tong Jin, and checking the skill he copied from Tong Jin's body - Qianshu.
(Note: After Wang Dazhi broke away from the magic lamp and became a humanoid, he could explore the magic lamp system from the brain domain, which was exactly the same as in the magic lamp.) )
In the system picture in his mind, the stolen thousand techniques are explained:
Tong Jin Qianshu: According to the system identification, the host gets a good poker hand speed, but the technique is inferior, easy to expose flaws, it is recommended that the age of the deception object is 1~10 years old and over 70 years old.
After reading this introduction, Wang Dazhi's forehead suddenly drew a few black lines, glanced at Tong Jin with disdain, and muttered to himself: "This old boy still dares to be called a thousand kings, and this level can be just like those little children and grandmothers." ”
"Click!"
Tong Na came out of Xiao Na's room, looked at Wang Dazhi and Tong Jin who were lying on the sofa like dead fish, her eyebrows frowned slightly, and she said coldly: "There is a sofa at home that can live, you decide who will live!" ”
"Of course it's me." Tong Jin was agitated and glared at Wang Dazhi, "Isn't he the chef you invited back?" It's still the kind of chef who has no work ethic, we should call the police to arrest him, this guy dares to give me laxatives, and he me off. ”
Wang Dazhi rolled his eyes, ignored Tong Jin, his eyes rolled, and a faint doubt rose in his heart, usually as the god of the lamp, he returned to the magic lamp to rest, this matter Tong Na should know, now that Tong Na is talking like this, it seems that she does not want to leave Tong Jin here for the night? But Tong Jin is her father! Well, it seems that there is some story hidden in this.
"Cut, I'm a long-time chef, of course I'll have to stay overnight, and tomorrow's breakfast will depend on me!" Now that he knew that Tong Na didn't plan to leave Tong Jin, Wang Dazhi naturally hoped that the old boy who was in the way would leave, "So, if you want to go, you will go." ”
Tong Jin snorted and said, "This is my daughter's house, why do you live here as an outsider." ”
Wang Dazhi pursed his lips and said, "It's not your family, what are you angry about?" ”
"This is my daughter's house, of course I want to stay."
"Your daughter's house is not your home, what you say doesn't count."
"I used to sleep on this couch, and of course I still sleep on it."
"Old boy, times have changed, and from now on this sofa will be mine."
"You, you, you're mad at me." Tong Jin's big back stood up angrily, he pointed at Wang Dazhi, and said angrily: "Good boy, do you dare to gamble with me, whoever wins will sleep on the sofa." ”
"Bet on whom, who's afraid of whom?"
Wang Dazhi glanced at Tong Jin with disdain, cut, his little trick has been seen through by him, how could he be afraid of deceiving children.
"Okay, just bet on the big cards and the small cards, whoever is bigger wins."
Tong Jin slapped his hand on the table, and then swiped it, a pair of pokers suddenly appeared on the coffee table, as if it was magic, very wonderful and mysterious, after all this, he glanced at Wang Dazhi with a sigh.
Wang Dazhi looked disdainful, tried his best to move his body, pulled Tong Jin's sleeve, and put his hand into Tong Jin's suit sleeve and kept groping.
"What are you doing, what are you doing?"
Tong Jin kept struggling, but unfortunately, he didn't have the two blows of his daughter, and his strength was not as good as Wang Dazhi, who had moved bricks, so he could only let Wang Dazhi get up and down.
After groping for a while, Wang Dazhi pouted and came out empty-handed, making Tong Jin stunned, and after reacting, he raised his head and looked at Wang Dazhi, looking proud, as if to say, how is it? You don't know how I conjured up poker!
Wang Dazhi pursed his lips disdainfully, and swiped his palm on the table, "poof, poof, poof" three decks of pokers appeared out of thin air, exactly the same as the one Tong Jin took out before, and then leaned back against the sofa, raised his eyebrows and looked at Tong Jin, and said that this little trick became too easy.
"How is that possible?"
Tong Jin was dumbfounded, if Wang Dazhi searched for the poker he hidden, he would not doubt it, but when Wang Dazhi really conjured the poker he searched out like magic, he was shocked.
This is not an ordinary magic trick, nor is it an ordinary use of a thousand tricks, this kid is when he finds the poker on his body, he immediately transforms it away with superb techniques, and then conjures it out of thin air again, this kind of hand speed and technique is extraordinary, at least he is far from it.
This kid is a master!!
Tong Jin glanced at Wang Dazhi up and down suspiciously, trying to find out some flaws in Qianshu, however, he searched for a long time, but found nothing, Wang Dazhi's clothes were too simple, a black white vest, close to Wang Dazhi's slightly sturdy body, there was no room for poker private storage.
However, in fact, Wang Dazhi really played a superb thousand tricks in front of him, which made him ashamed.
Tong Jin stared at Wang Dazhi with blazing eyes, his eyes flickered, how did he change, this is impossible, even if he is a real master of a thousand arts, there must be enough space to hide cards, but this kid in front of him seems to have really taken the cards away out of thin air, and then conjured out of thin air, hmm, isn't this kid using a thousand arts? It's gambling!!
"Come, come, come."
Wang Dazhi didn't care at all, this was just a small trick he used to use the magic lamp, and he used to bluff Tong Na and force her to believe that she was the god of the lamp.
He grabbed one of the decks of poker, shuffled and cut the cards very casually, and gave one to himself and Tong Jin, he made a gesture of invitation, and said: "Old boy, look at the cards!" ”
Tong Jin wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, after Wang Dazhi's hand just now, he subconsciously thought that Wang Dazhi was a master of gambling, at least much stronger than him, he held the cards issued by Wang Dazhi, but did not look at it, but wandered into the world, thinking about other things.
This kid's gambling skills are very high, if you cooperate with him to participate in gambling, maybe you can make a lot of money, wash your poor appearance, hehe, maybe this year's little Na's birthday gift will be gone, well, Xiao Xiao Na has always liked the magic lamp, I want to customize a delicate magic lamp for her.
"Hey, hey, old boy, what are you doing!"
Wang Dazhi looked at Tong Jin's mind and suddenly stopped here, his expression was in a trance, and he occasionally grinned, his eyes were also full of anticipation, he couldn't help but push Tong Jin.
After Tong Jin reacted, he looked at Wang Dazhi and Tong Na looking at him with strange expressions, he coughed dryly, threw the cards in his hand, grabbed Wang Dazhi's hand, his eyes were excited, and said: "Little brother, do you want to get rich overnight?" Do you want to have three wives and four concubines? Do you want to see the scenery? Do you want to drive a luxury car to make a girl? ”
Wang Dazhi was stunned, and only after half a ring did he come to his senses: "Oh, it turns out that you admit defeat, let me go to bed early and dream early, right?" ”
Tong Jin waved his hand, straightened his clothes, and said solemnly: "Little brother, I see that you are extraordinary, you must have high gambling skills, the two of us can cooperate completely, with my connections and your gambling skills, I believe that money will roll towards us." ”
Wang Dazhi said disdainfully: "Just like you to return the connections, I believe you have any connections, admit defeat and leave, this sofa belongs to me tonight." ”
Tong Jin said eagerly: "No, little brother, do you think that the thousand kings of the alley in my dignified vegetable market will lie to you?" As long as you cooperate with me, you will be able to get a lot of money in no time. ”
"Isn't Qianwang the kind that deceives people the most?"
Wang Dazhi leaned his body, lay on the sofa, squinted his eyes slightly, yawned, and was not moved at all. Okay, he is indeed short of money, he wants to buy a new dress and replace the black white vest, but Tong Na said that he can raise me, obviously he can be a little white face, why do he have to rely on his ability to eat? I didn't dare to do such a stupid thing, so I was destined to make a wrong decision.
Tong Jin was still about to be persuaded, Tong Na interjected and said coldly: "Enough, how many times have I said it, you are not allowed to talk about your gambling here, you want to die by yourself, don't pull others." ”
Tong Jin "ehed" and said unwillingly: "How can I hurt people, I want to give him a great fortune, what do you know about this girl." ”
Tong Na raised her eyebrows, her pretty face was thin and angry, and she said hatefully: "Yes, I don't understand, but how my mother left, I have always remembered that my mother was forced to die because of your gambling, and I will remember this incident for a lifetime." ”
Tong Jin was stunned, his expression was gloomy, he lowered his head and sighed lightly, got up and left slowly, and accidentally missed another fart before going out.
Wang Dazhi quietly looked at Tong Na, and suddenly realized in his heart, no wonder Tong Na has always shown so much hostility and diswelcome to her biological father, it turns out that there is such a story in the middle.
"Look at what you see." Tong Na wiped the water stains from the corners of her eyes, "Sleep your sleep." ”
"Oh."
Wang Dazhi didn't dare to anger this ancestor at the moment, so he forcibly endured the idea of farting, and obediently lay down and pretended to sleep, but his eyes rolled around, obviously thinking about something.