"Where are we going? President? Are you visiting someone? As the car drove onto a quieter road, Pierre could clearly feel that the atmosphere was very different from before. There are no high-rise buildings and no crowds around. The houses on both sides of the road are no longer tall, they are all small and low houses.

I parked my car in front of a house and walked in with Pierre. A security guard stopped us, and I cautiously pulled out a document from my wallet and showed it to him, then reached out to Pierre next to me: "This is my friend." The security guard smiled and let me in.

"God, what is this place?" Pierre was a little incredible.

I got out of the car and showed him around me.

"This is my friend's house."

When I appeared at the door of the house, my mother, who had just opened the door, suddenly saw me, was stunned for a moment, then screamed in surprise, ran over and hugged me, and reached out to grab my ear.

"Mom! Mother! I whispered for mercy: "Don't be like this, there are people next to me, this is my subordinate, don't let me be embarrassed." ”

My mother let go of me and whispered, "You still know that there is a mother like me, and you still know how to go home." It's been more than a year, and I don't go home to see it, and I don't call us, if I hadn't read the newspaper and found out that you went abroad, we would have thought something had happened to you. ”

I walked into the house with Pierre and invited him to sit down, and my mother warmly poured him tea. Pierre's blue eyes scrambled in thanks. It can be seen that she is very nervous, he is the first time to come to China, and it is also the first time to come to the home of a Chinese, and it is also the home of his boss, it is normal to be a little nervous.

"Pierre." I whispered to him and said, "I brought you to China this time because I asked you for help." ”

"Tell me, what do you want me to do?"

I laughed and said, "I know that Westerners are more concerned about the individual and never want to have anything to do with other people's family lives. But that's not the case in China, where we entrust our loved ones to our trusted friends. Pierre. I looked him in the eye: "I'm a friend to you, so please help." ”

"Boss." Pierre was a little at a loss.

I sighed: "You know, I've always been busy, I don't have much time to go home to visit my parents, and from now on you will be working here in China, if they need any help, please try to help them as much as possible." Actually, they won't need anything, but I'd better ask you to take care of it, so that I can rest assured. ”

Pierre immediately breathed a sigh of relief: "Of course this is no problem, I will leave the company's phone number, and when they need any help, just call me directly, and I will take the initiative to help." ”

In the afternoon, my father came back from outside, and he was very happy to see me. Pierre, a foreigner, had never drunk Chinese baijiu, and he was basically dizzy when he looked at the table of Chinese food in front of him. The chopsticks in my hand are basically not used much, and after drinking too much, I actually started to grab them directly. My parents were so happy that I was coming home that they didn't care about Pierre's faux pas.

The funniest thing is that every time a dish is served, Pierre has to ask what the ingredients are for the dish.

There are so many strange dishes in China, and my mom was glad that I had finally come home once, so she went to the street and bought a lot of food. As a result, when I translated for Pierre, I didn't know how to translate.

For example, when there is a dish of "ants on the tree", the main ingredient is actually vermicelli, but how can I translate it to him, so I have to tell him that this is something similar to noodles. Then came a "crispy pigeon", but I suddenly realized that foreigners don't eat pigeons, and in their minds, pigeons are a symbol of peace, and in the end I can only say, "These are made of chickens." ”

When I came up with a "braised pork intestine", I was already dizzy from drinking, and I accidentally told Pierre the real ingredient of this dish, but this drunken guy who was already drunk immediately turned white, and then ran to the bathroom and vomited in the dark.

In the end, this foreigner has been completely affected by my father.

I was dumbfounded and watched my father and Pierre have a cup of you, and then the two guys actually started to play boxing, and my father actually relied on the communication of gestures to teach Pierre to play "Six-six, nine-nine." "I think if my father could speak English, he would have taught him all the clichés "a little bee" and "people are floating in the rivers and lakes, and they will inevitably be stabbed".

A bottle of Wuliangye with a high concentration, there was not a little left, and after drinking it all, my father took out another bottle of Moutai.

Pierre bared his tongue and slurred his words: "I know this wine!" I've heard people say that this is the best wine in China! ”

Just as I was asking if I was worried that the two might be lying here, the phone rang suddenly.

My mother went over to answer the phone, and after saying a few words, she put the phone down, turned around and said, "It was the doorman who called, and I don't know who it was, so I let them in." ”

I didn't care, I thought it was a friend of my parents.

A moment later, the doorbell rang, and Mom hurriedly went to open the door.

As soon as the door opened, I saw a very beautiful girl standing outside the door. The upturned nose and red mouth all show her charm and touching, but what impressed me most was her beautiful eyes. She had big eyes like autumn water, with a hazy seduction.

Mom was stunned for a moment. Because she didn't know this pretty girl.

I was stunned, and I looked at the woman in the doorway, and I almost fell off my chair.

"Are you Xiao Luo's mother?" She asked with a smile.

"Well, I am, you are. Ah, I remember, I saw you in the newspaper, you were with Xiao Luo, you are. ”

The girl took her hand affectionately and said with a very sweet smile: "I am Lin Lan, Xiao Luo's fiancée." She noticed that I was staring wide in the room, and suddenly a sly look flashed in her eyes, and then she shouted something sweetly to my mother.

Hearing her shout, I almost fell out of my chair.

Because I heard her shouting, "Mom! ”

"Oh my God, you, how did you come to my house!" I sat on the ground and asked.

Pierre was also stupid, and a chicken wing in his hand also fell to the ground, he was still unconscious, his eyes widened, looking at Lin Lan with a smile on his face at the door, he swallowed a mouthful of spit, and then said in a voice that he couldn't even hear: "Chairman." ”

Lin Lan took her mother's hand and walked in, helped me up first, helped me clean the dust on my body, and deliberately said in a mocking tone: "Honey, look at you, you won't take care of yourself if I'm not by your side anymore, why are you still sitting on the ground, are you drunk?" What are you doing with your eyes staring so big? And why is your face so red? Your head is so hot. Well? Why do you sweat so much? "This hateful woman even measured the temperature on my head with her hand.

Immediately, Lin Lan turned her head and grabbed my mother's hand, and said affectionately: "Mom, I came in a hurry, and I didn't tell you in advance, but I really wanted to see him, so I hurried back." You know who I am, right? I am Xiao Luo's fiancée, my name is Lin Lan. My mother looked at Lin Lan's smiling face, she was already smiling from ear to ear, and she could only say, "It's okay, it's okay." "It seems that my mother can't say anything else except these two words.

My mother took Lin Lan's hand and spoke very affectionately. Lin Lan officially greeted my father again and introduced himself, although my father had drunk too much, he was still relatively sober, under Lin Lan's rhetoric, after drinking a few more glasses of wine, my father had already regarded Lin Lan as a member of his own family.

I watched with wide eyes as Lin Lan coaxed my parents affectionately, and my brain was still in a blank state of lack of oxygen. Half a day later, I finally shouted, "How did you find my house?" ”

Lin Lan glanced at me, her face pretended to be that aggrieved, and she said with a particularly aggrieved look: "Honey, are you just talking to me like that?" Am I your fiancée? ”

I was about to say something more, but suddenly I felt my mother knock me on the head with a spoon, and then my mother twisted my ear and said, "What are you doing, how can you be so rude to girls?" ”

Lin Lan immediately came over, gently took my mother's hand, then stroked my ear, and said very gently: "Mom, don't be angry, it's okay." ”

Watching Lin Lan call "Mom" so affectionately. I wanted to choke her neck right away. By this time, Pierre was halfway awake from his wine, and his face was looking good. His eyes rolled wildly, and then he said to me, "Mr. Yin, chairman, that, I'll go first." ”

Lin Lan hummed casually, and after Pierre immediately stood up and greeted me, he hurriedly ran away, as if he was afraid that if he was a little slower, someone would step on his tail from behind.

My parents were very happy to be coaxed by Lin Lan, Lin Lan had a "mom" and a "dad", and my parents had been shouted by her so that they didn't know the southeast and northwest. I found that Lin Lan is really good at pretending, especially this kind of likable character, pretending to be really perfect.

After eating Chinese food, Lin Lan also helped my mother peel an apple and brought my father a cup of tea.

I was extremely depressed, took out a cigarette from my pocket and lit one for myself, who would have thought that Lin Lan would take the cigarette off his mouth and extinguish it in the ashtray. Then Lin Lan looked at me with a concerned expression on her face, and said softly, "Honey, don't smoke, okay?" I'm most afraid of smelling cigarettes. ”

I almost choked on her words.