Chapter 32: Stubbornness
Although before coming to record the show, I told the sixth senior brother that I wanted to be supernatural and to abuse the spring; But that's just a joke. If you really want to play so big at the home of the stick, it is equivalent to standing in the opponent's fanatical fan zone to cheer for your own side when watching the game, and the two words "find shi".
The staff of the program team held an emergency meeting there, and from time to time they called the agents of the stars to discuss. Nima, this can't be a re-recording, without the rhythm of Dongjiu's play, right?
Dongjiu felt as if he had gotten rid of it, and it was estimated that he had just scared the program team. Someone else preparing a show doesn't let you be a foreigner to slap you in the face. It's really sad now, the contract signed between Dongjiu and Guo PD says that money will be collected after the broadcast, and if it is not broadcast, there will only be labor fees.
"Chu Long, do you have a computer at home?" In desperation, I had to amplify the move.
The little chubby girl was at a loss and had to answer honestly. "Yes, it's just that the configuration is a little bit low."
"Take out your fruit phone and take a picture hard, quick! shoot more of Lin Yun'er and Yu Ze's performances. I'll stand up a little bit, and you'll take a sneaky shot from a distance, and I'll be in the camera. Don't ask why, speed! ”
Dong Jiu looked at the curious baby and asked, "Why?" "Just interrupt first, I have to rush for time.
The two secretly changed angles and secretly took a lot of on-site photos including the two of them. Thanks to this fruit kidney machine, the pixel is okay.,If you use the 2009 model of Dongjiu's broken Samsung, it's estimated that you'll be blind.。
"Chu Long, you told the director in the past that you were going home to change your clothes, and let me follow along. Create a legitimate reason to leave here. "Dongjiu has been trained in Company X for several years, and it is not purely mixed to eat, but to order dry goods.
"Oh." One of the few advantages of Park Chulong is that he is obedient and has strong execution. ran to the director's side for a good reason. After the first game, I was soaked.
After the two of them were ready, they immediately flashed.
Park Chulong's family is only his sister, his father took his apprentices to Seoul Lotte World to play crazy, and his mother has not returned from work. Don't make up the number of words, don't bother to care about the miniature version of the little girl, and start work directly.
is also a skillful meat machine and springboard tactics, and within a few minutes, all well-known forums in South Korea are full of candid stills of "Birth of a Family 2". The kind where Dong Kow and Park Chu Long both show their faces.
"That's it. Let's change your clothes and go, and go back quickly. Otherwise, they will doubt us. Dong Jiu pushed Park Chulong, who was in a daze next to him.
The little chubby girl participated in the whole process, and at the moment she looked at Dongjiu like an alien, and she didn't know what she was thinking in her little head.
"Dongjiu oppa, did we just do that as hackers? Will you go to jail? "Nima, I can't think of such a weird thing for a long time, I really don't understand the world of cute girls.
"Don't worry, it's okay. You just need to delete all the photos on your phone right away. "Hell if there's something, this kind of work has been done countless times.
The director team is still in a meeting, and the stars of the family have already begun to prepare for the filming of the dinner part.
They have to shoot these clips of breakfast, lunch and dinner every week, and they have long been very proficient. Dong Jiu and the little chubby girl wanted to talk, but they couldn't do it when they showed their faces and grabbed the camera. I had to sit and watch the professionals perform.
"Chu Long, your sister is the only one in the house, is it okay?" The little girl Dong Jiu saw just now was also in her early teens, timid.
"It's okay, my father and mother have already gone back at this time. It's just a little busy today. And Se-hee also learned Aikido from her father for six years, and no one in the village dared to mess with her. ”
Dong Jiu didn't come to a chill for no reason. If the three sisters of the Park family are like chubby girls, they will kill scissor legs; The picture is too beautiful to think about.
Seven hosts laughed and performed cooking scenes; The two soy sauce parties and paddling people are chatting. The style of painting is completely inconsistent, as if it were people from two worlds.
Suddenly, there was a commotion among the directors and writers who were holding an emergency meeting over there, and it should be Dongjiu's big killer that has taken effect.
After discussing it for a long time, the second game project was finally launched.
Guo PD: "Today's battle for the bed is still a competition between the family team and the East Kowloon team. Since it was getting late, it was done indoors. In the walnut battle, there are two pots of walnuts, and the team that takes out all the meat first wins. ”
Dong Jiu's face was gloomy, and the program team was too gloomy. The first game can be said to be a wheel battle.,The second is a direct shameless fight.,Seven people peeling walnuts must be faster than two people.。 I was about to talk about the terms of the contract that had been made before.
Kwak added, "Of course, in order to reflect the characteristics of Chungju's martial arts hometown. Both teams cannot use tools to peel walnuts. "Left a glimmer of hope for Dongjiu.
"Are door frames, tables and chairs considered tools?" Dongjiu is afraid of these cheating daddies' program group, so ask everything clearly.
"There are two tables with a pot of walnuts on them. Do not use the table to smash walnuts, and do not use anything outside the game range. ”
It's officially started.
The family team of seven people either stepped on it, or smashed the walnut vigorously, or bit it with its mouth. In short, the colors are cute and steal the camera.
From their point of view, there is no possibility of losing this game.
"Dongjiu oppa, what should we do, do we also step on it?" Chubby chick is the kind of character who doesn't have any opinions.
"No, it's dirt. It's not very efficient to pedal with your feet. You see how I get it, see. ”
Dong Jiu took two walnuts and adjusted his position. With a strong grip with one hand, one of them shattered with a "click".
"Wow! Dongjiu oppa, you have so much strength! Can you teach me? "Park Chulong is really the king of the show.
Knowledge, just like the inner ku, is not visible, but it is really important. At this moment, the superiority of East Kowloon in IQ was born in vain.
"It's just a simple physics. Pressure, pressure, and area as a relation. The palm of the human hand is soft, and the contact area will be large when holding the walnut, so the pressure is not enough to peel it off. But the surface of the walnut is hard, and when the two are placed together, the contact surface is very small, and the same grip strength can make the harder walnut crush the fragile one. Just adjust the position and you can do it too. "Dongjiu gave Park Chulong a demonstration education on the spot, after all, if there is one more person, the speed will be faster.
It's a pity that they forgot that they were still in the competition at this moment. And it's not just a confrontation between the two teams, but also a confrontation with the entire program group.
The cameraman who followed the shooting immediately told Guo PD about the method he had learned, and naturally the other party quickly learned it.
"Guo PD, this is not good. My method, you still tell each other? "Dongjiu was careless for a while, something big happened.
"Dong Jiuxi, this project does not stipulate what method to use, as long as the two teams are within the scope of the rules, everything is free."
Seeing that all the members of the family team began to peel walnuts using the method of Dongjiu, the efficiency was significantly improved. Park Chulong knew that he had made a mistake again, and curiosity killed people. "East Kowloon oppa, I'm sorry. I'm going to make you lose this game. ”
Dong Jiu's face was gloomy, he was really angry, and he couldn't imagine that the program team was so shameless.
"We haven't lost yet. Chu Long, you must work hard to cooperate with me in the next thing, okay? ”
"Hmm!" The little chubby girl's eyes were red and she nodded vigorously.
Dong Kowloon took off his Seoul National University baseball jacket, twisted the cuffs into a ball, and pressed his left hand to it. "Chu Long, pick up the pot of walnuts and pour them into your sleeves."
The length of the sleeves of the blouse is only more than eighty centimeters, except for the cuff position, which is twisted into a ball and wastes about ten centimeters. There weren't many lengths available, and the walnuts stuffed the entire sleeve to the brim.
"I'll put this sleeve on the table later, and I'll hold one end with my left hand. You clasp your hands tightly on the other side and push hard into the middle so that the walnuts come together. Got it? "Dong Kowloon taught Park Chulong very carefully, there is not enough time, if something goes wrong, then you will really lose.
"Bang bang bang." Dong Jiu was like a human piling machine, his right hand kept pounding into the sleeve of the walnut.
The camera swarm slowly shifted direction; Lin Yun'er also stopped her movements and looked over here; Park Chulong had long been unable to cry, and his hands, which were tightly clenched around his clothes, gradually became weak.
"Chu Long, work harder! You let go of your hand, and the pile of walnuts is scattered. Come on! Looking at the loose pile of walnuts, Dong Jiu had to cheer for Park Chulong loudly.
"East Kowloon oppa, let's give up, okay?" Park Chulong looked at the bloody fist, and didn't want to record this show anymore.
"Chu Long, remember. If you know you're going to give up, don't start. Since you started, stick to it and don't give up! Seeing the shadow in front of you is because the sun is behind you, holding on. The closer you put the upper hoop, the easier it is for the walnuts to break. ”
"Knock knock!" The sound of boxing is not like a hammer on a walnut, but like a blow to people's hearts.
The cameras have all been pointed at Dong Kowloon and Park Chu Long; Lin Yun'er, a member of the family team, had already given up the competition and turned away, not wanting to look at it again; Only JYP's Zhao Quan and the rogue Rabbit Jade Big Tooth are holding on, and they still have a chance before the sleeves are untied.
With a "bang", the sleeve cracked a big hole in the middle, and a walnut popped out.
Dong Jiu stopped, "It should be good." Chu Long, next you pour out the walnuts and remove the pulp. ”
There was no suspense in the result, and all the walnuts that were poured out were shattered. Without waiting for the little chubby girl to separate the flesh, the acting patriarch of the family, Shen Fengshan, took the initiative to admit defeat. The matter between JYP Company and Dongjiu has nothing to do with her, so there is really no need to be biased with conscience.
Dong Jiu rubbed Pu Chulong's head with his left hand, "Let's go, go back to your house and bandage it." See, persistence always pays off. ”