As the hometown of martial arts, Dongjiu can probably make up for what kind of hardships the host team has to endure when they go out to eat. But what does it have to do with him? It's just to talk about other people's unhappy things and make everyone happy.

At this moment, Dong Jiu and Park Chulong were happily grilling fish around the fire and drying their trouser legs by the way. It's a pity that the chubby girl hasn't debuted, and she doesn't even have her own songs, otherwise she can sing two sentences to grab some shots.

"East Kowloon oppa, thank you so much today. After the show airs, the company should arrange for me to enter the reserve team. ”

The photographers have all turned off their phones and rested, and Park Chulong can speak boldly.

"It's all a small thing, and now that the shooting has just begun, I'll be more active and try my best to get the shot." Dong Kowloon was roasting the fire while encouraging Park Chulong.

"I'll try!"

When the two variety show juniors were secretly discussing which one was stronger in stealing the scene, Lin Yuner cried and walked back. Although she was coquettish and cute, she won an easy task, but the curator only gave a bowl of instant noodles and an egg. can't satisfy the appetite of the "god of food" of girls' generation at all.

Lin Yun'er muttered to herself to the camera, also fighting for the camera: "I don't know how the family members are doing now?" Will you bring the extra food back to the gym? Let's go back and have a look. ”

The assistant PD who followed Lin Yun'er hurriedly rushed back, pre-arranging the camera position, radio equipment, etc.

Dong Jiu looked at Lin Yun'er, who was followed by a bunch of assistants like the stars and the moon, and couldn't help but sigh at the difference in treatment.

"Wow, Dongjiu oppa, you guys are so good. I was able to catch a fish. Everything was ready, Lin Yun'er rushed in from outside the door like a deer, and stared at the grilled fish for the first time.

"Chungju is a great place to visit, the water is clear and pollution-free, and the fish is delicious. Do you want to try it? Such advertising slogans will definitely not be cut, and Dongjiu is quite hard to steal the scene.

"Okay! I wonder how the players are doing now? "Post-production will definitely split the shots into N here, making a clear contrast.

A few people said a few polite lines, and PD said, "Let's rest first." The cameras and tape recorders were replaced with batteries. Just leave a shot at the door to shoot the members coming back. Wait for everyone to move on to the next stage of shooting. ”

As soon as the camera was removed, Lin Yun'er immediately turned into a crocodile Yun, picked up the grilled fish and prepared to feast. "East Kowloon oppa, no seasoning? The fish is a bit light. ”

Dong Jiu took out a few instant noodle seasoning packets from his backpack, and he brought a lot of them and put them in his bag for later use. Anyway, I usually eat two packs of instant noodles with one seasoning, and the house is piled up.

Park Chulong and Lim Yoona were taken aback by Dongkowloon's actions. Normal people who would carry a seasoning bag in their bag is so funny.

"Dongjiu oppa, did you know you were going to catch fish today? Why do you bring a seasoning packet? "Park Chulong is really a curious baby, just ask if you don't understand.

"You think I'm a god, huh? How could you have known beforehand that you were going to catch fish. It's just that I usually eat rice with seasoning packets when I am used to lunch and only buy white rice, which is very cheap. Some of the bosses will also send some kelp soup or something. Dong Jiu said lightly.

Park Chulong cried after hearing this, "Oppa, is it because it costs too much money to invite me to dinner?" Will this be the case? I'm sorry! ”

Dongjiu couldn't cry or laugh, this cute girl is too rich in association. "Please, two meals are not enough. It's just because a friend in China needs an operation fee, so I save some money. ”

In fact, this is mainly for Guo PD not far away, that is, crying poor, you don't want to rely on my performance fee.

Lin Yun'er looked at the spice bag in her hand. I really can't imagine that this thing can be used as a "dish", so I can solve a meal with rice. He looked around and whispered, "East Kowloon oppa, why did you hit 2pm them?" Are you really a fan of me? ”

"Ahem, cough, cough" Dong Jiu was stabbed by a fish bone, this Lin Xiaolu is so narcissistic.

"I'll tell you the truth. It's just that the equipment on them is more valuable. And then make excuses at will. ”

"Equipment is worth it?" Lin Yun'er's worldview has some signs of collapse, and she has been making trouble for a long time just because of a few pieces of equipment.

Park Chulong also plays games, but his enthusiasm is average, and he usually chats and plays cards with his sisters in the game. "East Kowloon oppa, is the equipment very valuable?"

"I guess I made about 30 million won from this game. At 2pm, they contributed the most, almost 10 million won. "In the early days of the game, the price of gold coins was ridiculously high, so I made a lot of money. It is estimated that it will not be so easy to make money from this in the future.

"Wow!" "Wow!"

The two female babies who had never faced the game "Dream World" couldn't help but be startled by the money inside.

"Let's not talk about this topic, Lin Yun'er xi, the game competition between the two teams will start later. Don't cry if you lose, I'll laugh at the performance fee. Dong Jiu first put down the cruel words and took a vaccination.

"Hehe, my performance fee is not high. It's the funny artists who really get the performance fee. We idol stars just need this platform to boost popularity. "With the rise of variety shows, the status of funny artists is indeed higher than that of idol singers.

Dong Jiu was noncommittal, the first time he met Lin Yun'er, everyone was not familiar with it, and he was just polite and polite. "Chu Long, you and Miss Yun'er can talk for a while. I'll go in and sleep for a while, and then we can compete for 20 million won in the performance fee. ”

Guo PD was really ruthless, and after gathering everyone again, the first competition was a wicked water project. This is the stream in early spring, and a group of arrogant and expensive idols are indispensable to complain about various colors.

Dong Kowloon and Park Chu Long stood on the outermost side, purely playing soy sauce. The two of them are at the beginning of variety shows, and it is a pure waste of time to steal the spotlight with seven old fritters, so it is better to perform well when they fight.

"Water horizontal bar. Each team sends one player on the horizontal bar, and the first team to fall into the water loses. ”

Although the strength of the family team is not high, it is seven people anyway. There are only two people in the East Nine team, and the disadvantage is obvious.

Acting Patriarch Shin Bong-sun: "Today, our family members want to unite and let the audience have a good look at our strength." ”

"East Kowloon oppa, what should I do?" Park Chulong cried with a sad face, the disadvantage was too obvious, and he was cowardly before fighting.

"I estimate that the first of them to fight must be a man, and when you go up directly, take advantage of his carelessness to defeat the enemy with one move." In order to ensure victory, Dongjiu even used stratagems.

Shen Fengshan, who acted as the main MC, acted as the referee, "The players of the two teams are ready, please appear!" First of all, the appearance of the family team is the little prince of the family from the beast group at 2pm, Tamazawa play! ”

"Oh! The East Kowloon team sent a local player, a trainee from CUBE and a beautiful girl - Park Chulong! It's a disparity of strength, and let's take three seconds of silence for the imminent loss of a big player in the East Kowloon team. Both players are invited to use the horizontal bar. ”

Park Chulong stood barefoot in the water, jumping several times and couldn't reach the horizontal bar, and his movements were a little funny. The crowd of onlookers burst into laughter.

Dong Jiu ran over and squatted down and stepped on the back of the little chubby girl. For the sake of the effect of the show, he trembled a few times, as if he was pressed by a thousand catties of burden. Suddenly, the crowd laughed even more merrily.

Dong Jiu, who won the shot for about ten seconds, said secretly: When you cry, the lighter the enemy, the faster you will die.

"Ready~~, go!"

"Poof!" Before Yu Zeyan could perform a few times, he was killed by the chubby girl Park Chulong in seconds and fell directly into the water.

Everyone was like eating shi, extremely surprised, extremely aggrieved, too mysterious.

Dongjiu Yin smiled, let your program team be shrewd like a ghost, don't you want to drink Lao Tzu's footwashing water?

Pu Chulong practiced Aikido, which originated from Tai Chi, but only took the most ferocious joints and vital grappling skills. Dong Jiu once watched the video of the little chubby girl participating in the competition in junior high school, and she could actually fly up in the air to use the deadly scissor leg of the police boss in Zhou Xingxing's "Truant Dragon", and it was so easy to kill the defenseless jade big tooth in seconds.

"I'm sorry. I forgot to tell you that Chu Long once practiced Aikido for nine years. That's all practical skills. Dong Jiu said with a grin, making the other party half angry. By the way, I helped Chu Long advertise her father's gym, although Aikido originated from Tai Chi, it is also a Japanese genre and is not popular in Korea at all. So her family's aikido hall business is not good.

Cho Quan and Yoon Sang-hyun, who appeared later, were killed in seconds one after another. Park Chulong's short-lived scissor legs were too lethal, his hands were hung on the horizontal bar, and the two calves were clamped to the opponent's neck, and the opponent had to fall into the water as soon as he tried hard.

The situation has taken a big turn, and the little chubby girl actually killed the three most powerful people on the other side in seconds at once. stunned everyone in the audience. This shot is estimated to be properly retained, and there are enough scenes to strive for.

The last male contestant of the other party, Ji Sangyeol, an old-timer in the entertainment industry, appeared on the stage. Dong Jiu hurriedly signaled to the little chubby girl with his eyes, it's time to lose. The person on the other side is really not weak, if he is angered, it is estimated that it will be very difficult for Park Chulong to go on a variety show to promote it in the future.

The chubby girl pretended to lose her strength, couldn't lift her legs, and struggled a few times before falling down. Dongjiu took advantage of the situation below, just to avoid the whole body from entering the water.

Now the family team came out to die, "The main general of the East Ninth Team, Pu Chulong, fought hard for the three of our family team, and finally retreated due to lack of physical strength. Now the remaining personnel on both sides are four to one. The affectionate Dongjiu delivered a dying speech. ”

"Actually, let Chu Long appear first, just want you not to lose too ugly. Don't fantasize too much. ”

"Ready! …… Begin! ”

There was another "poof", and Ji Xiangyeol was killed in seconds. Dong Jiu didn't need to use Chu Long's short-lived scissor leg at all, he just casually put one foot on the other party's shoulder and pressed it hard, and it was all over.

The remaining three of the opponents were all female generals, and Dong Jiu immediately changed his tactics, grabbing the horizontal bar with both hands and shaking violently, while teasing the opponent with jokes. Within a few minutes, they were automatically freed from their hands and fell without physical contact.

A bunch of on-site crews, writers, and directors were in a mess. It's not in line with the predetermined direction of the script at all, what kind of trouble is this?

Dong Jiu just stared at the chief PD Lao Guo, smiling and not saying a word. moved his fingers slightly, and the gurgling joint popping sound made Guo PD swallow his saliva, so he had to admit it and call it a day.

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