Chapter 18 Great Wisdom's Water Stunt
The rubber boat swayed downstream, drifting with the current, there was no need for Jiang Xingsheng and Jiang Dafa to paddle with their hands, and there were people guarding the river on both sides of the river, in case there were really children falling into the water.
At the beginning, although the guards on both sides of the strait saw Jiang Dafa and Jiang Xingsheng on the same boat, they didn't pay attention, because Jiang Xingsheng and Jiang Dafa were followed by a bodyguard on their buttocks, and they didn't think there would be any danger.
However, after half an o'clock had passed, they looked over again, and they were immediately frightened, and one by one they rushed down as if they were on fire, and rushed to the rescue.
What do you say?
It turned out that the stupid bodyguard rowed too fast, took the lead in front, and was swept down by the rapids at a rapid, which was nothing, after all, it would be good to wait below, but it was Jiang Dafa who waved his hand, and the paddle did not continue, but stopped at the place above that was as gentle as a lake.
The bodyguards who were rushed down waited for a few minutes and didn't see anyone come down, and they were stunned all of a sudden, crying with a sad face, and shouting up to the sky: "You rich people are too good at playing." ”
What are Jiang Dafa and Jiang Xingsheng doing on it?
They rowed slowly to a group of ducks in a small boat, which made Wang Dazhi puzzled, what are they doing here, it can't be rowing in the same boat, is it preparing to go ashore to find another venue to compete?
Who knows, the situation was once again beyond his expectations, Jiang Dafa saw that the rubber boat did not drift down again, he stopped paddling with satisfaction, and shook his arms weakly, rowing the rubber boat was still quite laborious, making his little arms sore.
"What the hell do you want to do?"
Jiang Xingsheng looked at Jiang Dafa coldly, and until now he didn't know what Jiang Dafa was going to compete with him.
Jiang Dafa shook his arm, pointed to the ducks playing leisurely in front of him, and said proudly: "Look, this is the goal of our competition, whoever catches the duck first wins?" ”
Wang Dazhi's eyes widened, his face was dark, and his whole person was not good: "I made it for a long time just to catch ducks, you people in the city really know how to play, and you trenches are even better at playing." ”
"Okay." Jiang Xingsheng pursed his lips and said, "I don't take advantage of you, you spent a lot of effort rowing just now, I'll let you go first for three minutes." ”
Jiang Dafa didn't refute, took off his pants and clothes, jumped down into the water naked, and swam towards the ducks a little rusty.
"Damn, take off your pants." Wang Dazhi screamed, quickly turned around, folded his hands, and muttered: "Amitabha, don't look at indecent things, I'm Yanagishita Hui, I'm Yanagishita Hui, how can this temptation affect my calm heart." ”
Three minutes passed, Jiang Xingsheng also "untied his clothes", jumped down with a plop, and swam over quickly, compared to Jiang Dafa, his swimming skills were obviously much better.
"Quack!!"
For a while, the sound of ducks on the river was boiling, and if you listened carefully, it seemed that you suddenly heard the common sounds of Japan's pure blockbusters - Ya Butterfly, Ya Butterfly.
"me, who's going to have time to look at this thing?" Wang Dazhi, who was facing away from the two little children, was full of excitement, and the unicorn arm subconsciously stretched out, and after reacting, he scolded secretly: "Which bastard put the sound?" It's not polite at all, so you should let me see the video! ”
"Ah, Gollum, save Gollum, help."
Suddenly, there was a cry for help from the river, which made Wang Dazhi frown, and said secretly: "I don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, I use too much force!" ”
Later, when he thought about it, no, this was the voice of a child, he trembled, hurriedly turned around and looked over, his eyes were frightened, only to see Jiang Dafa constantly fluttering on the water, his expression was painful and fearful, and his mouth was filled with a lot of river water, and Jiang Xingsheng was desperately swimming towards Jiang Dafa's drowning place.
"I'm sorry, something happened."
Wang Dazhi was in a hurry, glanced left and right, and after finding that no one noticed, he hurriedly flashed, took out the magic lamp, turned into a human form, jumped into the water, and swam towards the two little children.
No one around paid attention to it, because those guys were rushing here, and there was no sentry guard, otherwise Wang Dazhi would have appeared out of thin air and would have scared the guards to death.
Wang Dazhi's swimming skills are still very skilled, it is said that he couldn't afford to rent a house in poverty, lived on the construction site all day long, and bathing has always been a problem, so the surrounding creeks and rivers have become his first choice.
In these creeks and rivers, he has practiced a deep body - dog planing, now he drilled into the water, in the ground planing, planing, planing, and then looking up, well, as if it was too much, he hurriedly turned around, continued to plan, plan, and then looked up, alas, I saw two small fifth limbs aimed at him, eh, this is the right position, he slipped his head.
"Ah, the god of lights!"
Jiang Xingsheng was pulling Jiang Dafa with difficulty, Jiang Dafa was drowning and the whole person was panicked, his limbs were coiled on him, so that he also poured a lot of water, his hands and feet were even weaker, and after a while, he actually cramped, which made him start drowning.
"You two little bunnies, you can toss too much, go."
Wang Dazhi picked up Jiang Dafa and Jiang Xingsheng with both hands, because he couldn't free his hands, he could only slowly tread water with his feet, that is, tired and slow, and he accelerated the speed of treading water in a hurry.
"Huh? Stone, I seem to have forgotten something? ”
Wang Dazhi was stunned, stepped on his feet, Nima, and landed steadily, and when he stood still, the water level here was only to his chest, which made him look left and right in embarrassment, and found that no one was paying attention, so he smiled weakly.
"Whoa!"
Carrying two little children, Wang Dazhi climbed onto the rubber boat, fortunately, this rubber boat is not small and can accommodate several people, otherwise he would have to carry them by land.
On the boat, he rowed hard, and the rubber boat began to go down the river, at this time, Jiang Xingsheng and Jiang Dafa had begun to recover, Jiang Dafa's face was a little pale, lying quietly on the rubber boat, looking at Jiang Xingsheng obliquely, hesitating for a moment, and said in a stiff tone: "Thank you." ”
Jiang Xingsheng was stunned, waved his hand disappretently, pointed at Wang Dazhi, and said, "Don't thank me, I didn't save you, if you want to thank you, you can thank the lamp, this uncle!" ”
Wang Dazhi was afraid that Jiang Xingsheng would expose his identity, so he hurriedly gave him a look, and Jiang Xingsheng hurriedly changed his words.
Jiang Dafa glanced at Wang Dazhi's decoration, the black white vest was very conspicuous, he pouted, lying down and didn't take Wang Dazhi to heart at all, and completely regarded Wang Dazhi as a staff member in the tourist area.
Seeing this, Wang Dazhi muttered to himself: "You bastard boy, Lao Tzu saved you, if you don't thank me, forget it, and look down on people, damn, I am a dignified god, I don't know how many times more noble than you, what do you have to worry about." ”
"Hey, wait, wait."
Suddenly there was a shout on the shore, Wang Dazhi turned his head to look, and saw several people chasing his boat, and one of the bodyguards looked even more angry while waving and yelling.
Wang Dazhi frowned, looked at the space of the boat, waved his hand at them, and shouted in response: "The boat can't be loaded, you wait for the next trip!" ”
Jiang Dafa's bodyguard heard Wang Dazhi's shout, and immediately stumbled under his feet, and the black line on his forehead surged, your sister, you should take the bus, you still have to wait for the next trip, and you can wait for the next trip, but you should return the little master to me!
But when he stood firm and looked again, the boat was far away, leaving only a looming figure, he opened his mouth, sighed helplessly, and had to take out his mobile phone to call Jiang Dafa's mother to report the situation, and then hesitated for a moment, and called Mi Yu again.
The boat went down the river, the speed was extremely fast, the 10 miles of drifting passed in an instant, and soon reached the end point, because the bodyguards notified Mi Yu of their reasons, Xiao Na and others had gathered at the end point, including Jiang Dafa's mother.
"Xiao Sheng." "Xiaofa."