Chapter 19 opens in the wrong way

When Wang Dazhi pulled Jiang Xingsheng and Jiang Dafa ashore, two women walked briskly, one was Jiang Xingsheng's mother - Mi Yu, and the other was Jiang Dafa's mother - Huang Lan.

Huang Lan is a few years older than Mi Yu, full of mature atmosphere, Jade Rabbit is plump, charming and silky, beautiful, but there is always a wisp of remorse buried in the depths of her eyes, in fact, she is Jiang Hemp's wife, but because she was not pregnant for a few years, Jiang Ma married Mi Yu back, but unfortunately, during Mi Yu's pregnancy, she also followed suit.

"I'll rub it, this Jiang family boss will pick women! The wife and the junior are all beautiful. ”

Wang Dazhi looked at the two beautiful young women who opened their arms to him in a daze, smiled stupidly, slowly flowed down, subconsciously opened his arms and walked over, and began to imagine the beauty of fragrant soft into his arms in his mind.

However, his action made everyone present stunned, everyone looked at him dumbfounded, and Cortana even pretended to be "I don't know him".

"Why did you stop?"

Wang Dazhi saw Mi Yu and Huang Lan suddenly stopped, looked at himself in surprise and surprise, stunned, Zhang's second head was confused, what was going on, he glanced at the expressions of others, hey, why are they looking at me so disdainfully, am I just opening my arms and preparing to hug uh, hug Jiang Xingsheng and Jiang Dafa's mother??

His eyes widened, and he finally realized what he was doing, cold sweat quietly dripped from his forehead, his expression froze, his eyes shook from side to side, and the whole person stood there in embarrassment.

"What to do? What to do? Wang Dazhi kept shouting in his heart, "I can't ruin my image in front of so many people, I'm a dignified god, how embarrassing it is to be despised by others!" ”

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he suddenly burst out laughing, clapped his open hands together, applauded along the way, pulled the corners of his mouth and laughed: "It is really admirable and admirable that the two ladies care about the children so much!" Everyone applauded. ”

Is that okay too?

The people around were confused by Wang Dazhi again, they looked at Wang Dazhi who directed and acted strangely, and then looked at Mi Yu and Huang Lan.

And Bei Xiaoyu's aunt Pei Yi pushed her glasses and glanced at Wang Dazhi lightly, "A 138 plus 112 two hundred and five." "He is worthy of being a mathematical researcher, and even his words of contempt are expressed in numbers.

Mi Yu and Huang Lan were also a little shocked at first, but then seeing Wang Dazhi's performance, they looked at each other, and their faces suddenly became a little more funny, Huang Lan gathered the mess in his ears and said with a smile: "Thank you for bringing our naughty child back." ”

Huang Lan smiled, charming and charming, which made Wang Dazhi stunned again, his liver was fluttering, his eyes looked at Huang Lan in a daze, and his nose twitched.

"Uncle Dazhi, you have a nosebleed."

In the end, Xiao Na couldn't look down anymore, walked to Wang Dazhi's side with a small mouth, and pulled the corner of Wang Dazhi's clothes.

"Huh? Is it? ”

Wang Dazhi subconsciously touched his nose, but there was no liquid, he realized that he had been deceived at that time, and immediately looked at Xiao Na with dissatisfaction, and glared: "Xiao Na, how can you lie?" Not good at all. ”

Cortana rolled her eyes and said with disdain: "Who made you look at Aunt Huang with squinting eyes?" ”

Wang Dazhi coughed a few times in embarrassment, and said with a dry smile: "Nothing, nothing." ”

Huang Lan chuckled, bypassed Wang Dazhi, gently hugged Jiang Dafa in his arms, looked at Jiang Dafa's limping just now, and asked with concern: "Xiaofa, what's wrong with your feet?" ”

Jiang Dafa pursed his lips and said, "It's nothing, it's just that I had cramps while swimming, and it's not in the way." ”

Similarly, Mi Yu was also asking the same question, Jiang Xingsheng glanced at Jiang Dafa, shook his head, and answered almost the same as Jiang Dafa.

Seeing this, Wang Dazhi felt that he could take the opportunity to brush up his sense of existence, so he stepped in and said solemnly to Jiang Dafa and Jiang Xingsheng: "Now you have learned a lesson, right?" ”

Mi Yu and Huang Lan glanced at Wang Dazhi, and felt that it would be good for Wang Dazhi to educate Jiang Xingsheng and Jiang Dafa well, so as to save these two children from messing around next time.

"Got it."

Jiang Xingsheng and Jiang Dafa are very well-behaved in front of their mothers.

Wang Dazhi snorted, and said majestically: "It's good to know, remember next time, before going into the water to swim, you must do a good warm-up exercise and move your muscles and bones, otherwise it is easy to cramp, you know?" ”

As soon as Wang Dazhi's words fell, the audience collapsed, eh, do you educate children like this? What does it mean to move your muscles and bones before entering the water? Well, while there's nothing wrong with that, shouldn't you educate them not to run around and swim in the water? You're not going in the right direction, right?

"Huh?"

Mi Yu and Huang Lan looked at Wang Dazhi in surprise, crying and laughing, where did this man come from, why is his mouth not reliable, and his head seems to be missing a string!

"Got it, Uncle Dazhi."

Jiang Xingsheng and Jiang Da were in a daze, glanced at each other, and agreed with a smile.

"Okay, it's good to know, let's go play, I'll have a good talk with your mother."

Wang Dazhi nodded with satisfaction, ready to send the two little Zhengtai away, who knows, Jiang Xingsheng and Jiang Dafa looked at Wang Dazhi with a vigilant face, and said in unison: "Mom, my clothes are wet, you take me to change clothes!" ”

Wang Dazhi's face darkened, this little kid, why didn't he understand that he was angry when he learned about Entu's report.

"Uncle Dazhi, do you have a change of clothes?" Cortana asked, tilting her head curiously.

Wang Dazhi pursed his lips and said, "No, but your Uncle Dazhi doesn't need it." ”

Then let Xiao Na take the magic lamp, pull her to an obscure place, and get into the magic lamp, in the magic lamp, he was alone, took off his wet clothes casually, and lay naked on the simulated child's bed, the child's bed was small, and he couldn't fit his whole person, and in desperation, he had to stretch his limbs out of the bed to make space.

"System, bring me some clothes."

Wang Dazhi teased the system with a big grin, however, the results showed that the system was not so easy to tease, I saw that the system simulated tens of thousands of baby clothes, and it was full of magic lamp space at once, so that the child's bed he was lying on fell apart, and he couldn't move all over his body, including his limbs.

"Uh, system, count you ruthless, I don't want it." Wang Dazhi shouted angrily, "Bring me a stove, remember, it's one." ”

"Wow~"

With a flash of sparks, a strange furnace that occupied half of the magic lamp space suddenly appeared, Wang Dazhi suddenly felt a fiery attack, he instantly sweated profusely, and said with a dry mouth: "System, you opened it in the wrong way today!" Can you tell me that this thing has to do with children, what is the use of it to children? ”

"Ding-dong, cremator!!"

The sound of the system is still cold and mechanical, but Wang Dazhi feels eerie and terrifying at the moment, and the hair on his body stands up in an instant, oh no, it should be rolled up, the fire is too big, it is burning, he looked at the strange furnace tremblingly, only to feel that there seems to be something lying in the flames inside, he is not good at once, and his two strands trembled: "System, I am wrong, you take away this furnace of cremation!" ”

"Huh!"

The stove was immediately taken away, and the system came to a sentence at this time: "Ding Dong, the host pays attention to the words, this stove is a whitewash in the child's room, not a crematory!" ”

Wang Dazhi was stunned for a moment, and thousands of grass and mud horses galloped past in his heart, and he gritted his teeth and scolded: "Bastard system-system, isn't it the cremation corpse you said?" When did it become my inappropriate words again? ”

"Ding Dong, the system has caught a cold recently, and the tone is a little off."

Wang Dazhi held his forehead and cried: "Your uncle's system, you are a cow, I can't fight, you can still catch a cold, can you find a reasonable reason to lie to me, at least make me feel better!" ”

"Ding-dong, the system lies based on the IQ of the host being assessed."

"Bastard!!" Wang Dazhi instantly spartan, and his limbs danced wildly and said: "System, I curse you for having a child without an asshole." ”