My name is Li Mo, surnamed Li Li, and the unknown Mo.

Yes, you read that right, I said it again, it's not verbose. It's important things to say three times, so I have to say at least two times for such an important name.

In fact, I mentioned my name to you again and again, just to tell you a story, a cold story of being blind date, uh, it seems that there is something wrong with the sentence.

Of course, it's not important, the important thing is that I was still watching the same hard-pressed young Cao Xiaoqiang on the D version of the website yesterday, and I was full of feelings of substitution thinking about which of the six beauties he would go to the last step, Bai Fumei, Xiao Young, or a young woman with a little girl.

But today I was told (if it's human) that I was chosen by shit to become a buddy with an intelligent robot from an extraterrestrial civilization (which it calls itself and I don't understand). I named it Little Diamond Wind, and it said it would give me a blind date and introduce me to many beautiful women.

Instantly gave me the feeling that when the time came to run, Lao Tzu Li Mo transformed into a king sledgehammer. What kind of promotion and salary increase, becoming a general manager, becoming a CEO, marrying Bai Fumei, and reaching the peak of life is not a thing.

However, this TM is just thinking about it, because it lent me a million for me to splurge.

If I were a funny B, **, stupid B, then I would have jumped high at this moment, and then swaggered as a millionaire to go out and pretend to be B to slap my face.

Fortunately, I was thoughtful and left my name before the fire, and the first thing I thought of was that if I had money to spend or not, I was not a millionaire at all, but a millionaire. Then I thought about it again, this Nima stole money, or stole one million, and this prison can't sit through; In the end, I thought that I had encountered the third type of contact, and it was not the bull B domestic software I thought before, but the alien robot that cheated the father and stole money like crazy.

As for the blind date that the rice bucket alien robot said in his mouth, woo, I ...... I believe. The money was stolen from me, how could it not help me steal people?

END

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Ding dong

A mobile phone rang, and Li Mo immediately woke up: "Xiao ...... Little Diamond Wind, has it been discovered, is it the principal calling or texting? How about you say we'll give him the money back now? ”

Don't blame Li Mo for panicking like this, who is not panicking about this matter?

Although Principal Wang's family has a lot of money to count, and he also chartered a model school to claim to be the principal, but the money is not blown by the wind; Even if Xiao Zhuanfeng's cheating father called Principal Wang, Principal Wang also agreed to borrow it, but people still said to let him pick it up, why don't you go? And most importantly, you can't borrow it directly from someone else's card, right? What's the difference between that and stealing?

Therefore, Li Mo panicked, Xiao Zhuanfeng was fine, but he had something to do, and he was paralyzed into a big thing. The bank card is his, and the traces left behind are also his.

"Partner, I told you, don't panic, it's okay; The principal promised that he would not regret it, and people would not mess with you directly for this million, don't worry, I will carry it for you if there is anything to do, don't be afraid. ”

Xiao Diamond Wind was dissatisfied.

"Hey......"

Li Mo let out a long sigh.

The sling is the sling, even if you have the artifact of the rice bucket robot, you can't change it. Although he can usually imagine what will happen to Niu B after having the golden finger, how supernatural Niu B is, but when he really encounters something, the sling silk is still the same sling, and he can't change it at all. So he spent the whole night last night in addition to naming the rice bucket robot Xiao Zhuanfeng, he was only scared, and his mind kept jumping all kinds of things that were not there, and he didn't even care about the joy of getting the third type of contact. I'm afraid that people will call the police to arrest him this morning.

"Friend, if you really don't worry, look at Principal Wang's meager situation, everyone has picked this thing out."

Li Mo's eyes glared: "I'm grass, if you don't say it earlier, open it quickly and let me take a look." ”

As soon as the mobile phone interface turned, Principal Wang's meager jumped out. There is no need for Li Mo to look for it, Xiao Zhuanfeng has already thoughtfully pointed out the meager strip that has just been sent for a long time in red font.

"I answered a phone call last night, and someone told me that he was going on a blind date and asked me to support 1 million; And then...... And then I actually believed it.

And who are you, this man, you? Do we know each other? Forget it, when it comes to blind dates, I'm also convinced.

Young man, I am optimistic about you, but remember to pay back the money, and the blind date report must be given to me at the end, otherwise, the principal doesn't mind using the forces behind you to help you and let you know: the principal never talks empty words. ”

In the blink of an eye, Li Mo watched it from beginning to end, and then from tail to end several times; Really, yes, the principal acquiesces? Don't pursue me, don't kill me?

"Look, it's all right; Now that you have seen the situation, and Principal Wang is also convinced, you can go on a blind date with peace of mind. We're all here to support you, come on. No one will harm you, and you should not always be persecuted and delusional. ”

Xiao Zuanfeng comforted him, controlled the phone and swiped down, and said in a grinning electronic voice: "Actually, the comments below are more fun, do you want to take a look?" ”

Li Mo, who had been frightened and stayed up all night, finally put down his hanging heart, and fell on the pillow no longer able to hold on, and his eyelids were fighting as soon as his heart was relaxed: "Whew, don't look at it, you can see it yourself, I'm so tired that I'll sleep for a while." ”

Hearing this, Xiao Zhuanfeng panicked.

"Don't, little friend, don't sleep and play with me, okay?"

"Wake up, wake up, the sun is on your buttocks."

"You're waking up, you've been asleep for a long time."

"Li Mo, if you don't wake up again, believe it or not, I'll help you borrow money again, this time I will directly help you borrow 100 million, and I will borrow it from the Great Elder. Word. ”

After suffering a loss once, how dare you eat it a second time. Li Mo was excited, but his eyes were extremely sour, and he rubbed his eyes: "Don't make trouble, Xiaozhuanfeng, you are a robot who doesn't need to eat or sleep, but I'm a human being, and I'm still a person who was scared all night last night, let me sleep for a while, two hours at most." ”

"No, you are not allowed to sleep; Sleep Ni is paralyzed, get up and accompany me. ”

Li Mo: ......

Ten minutes later, Li Mo really couldn't bear the howl of Xiao Zhuanfeng and got up to wash his face and brush his teeth, he really had the heart to drop it just now, but he didn't have a heart, if nothing else, just get at least a thousand eight hundred oceans for the mobile phone.

Not to mention the million, it was borrowed, and it couldn't be used. Therefore, Li Mo is still the egg.

Sitting on the chair with a yawn, Li Mo scratched his head and wanted to sleep but couldn't, it was extremely painful. Think about other people's golden fingers, and then think about your own, alas, it's hard to say......

Ding dong

The mobile phone rang again, and Li Mo woke up immediately from sleep. The first thought was whether it could be that Principal Wang repented or sent some notice.

Picking up the phone, Xiao Zuanfeng jumped up: "Good news, good news, little friend, a female has sent you a date message." ”

As he spoke, the interface was opened, and he saw that the half of the phoenix-shaped pendant that had originally flown out flew back and hung under the red hydrangea, while the half-dragon-shaped pendant that belonged to him was shining brightly in the upper right corner.

Xiao Diamond Wind took off the dragon-shaped pendant and closed it under the red hydrangea without asking questions, and the dragon and phoenix pendant emitted a dazzling light and calmed down, and listened to Xiao Diamond Wind: "Little friend, okay, I have already helped you respond to the female's date request, and she is on her way." ”

Counting with a small mechanical finger, Xiao Zuanfeng said again: "In about three hours, the female will meet you, little friend, you should prepare quickly." ”

Then, then Li Mo was stunned, stunned, and a little overwhelmed and said, "This is the meeting?" I rub, no mistake? Shouldn't we talk about it first? Isn't it a bit too hasty to meet without talking about any mate selection requirements? ”

Xiao Zhuanfeng said disdainfully: "How can there be so many requirements, I know less about feelings, don't fool me, ask for more, maybe you will kneel when you see someone." Even if you want to talk, you can go and talk again. ”

What you said as a robot makes so much sense, I'm speechless.

However, soon Li Mo once again set his sights on Xiao Zhuanfeng.

Xiao Zhuanfeng was stared at unpleasantly: "Hey little friend, are you annoying?" What are you doing here? What do you say, watch me do something? ”

Li Mo scratched his head: "Little Diamond Wind, you confess honestly, you won't pit me again, right?" Last night it was stealing money, so today it can't be stealing, right? I have a small heart, don't scare me. ”

Xiao Zhuanfeng was instantly angry, and his two little hands waved more powerfully than a mustache: "What are you pitting, pit you, when have I pit you, little friend, you have to talk about your conscience, you say you have no money, I will lend you money, you say you don't have a wife, I will give you a blind date, wait until you find a blind date female, you say you haven't talked again, I will explain to you that you can go and talk again, you pop out for me again and I will pit you." Stealing money and stealing people for you, who the hell am I TM for? When have I stolen money, and when have I stolen someone?

Ahhh I'm going to jump out and kill you, you wait and don't run, I'll go get the machete now." I'm going to hack you to death this stinky sling ...... you can't hold up the wall."

Li Mo was dizzy, when did I say that I don't have a wife (as if you have it)? It seems like you're wishful thinking to give me a blind date, right?

Of course, he just thought about it and didn't dare to say it. Otherwise, it is estimated that the rice bucket robot in the mobile phone will not look like a crazy boy carrying a knife and slashing people now, I am afraid that it will directly get a nuclear bomb and bomb the entire Donghu City.

Li Mo, who had a big head, had to soften: "Okay, okay, my fault, my fault, don't cut me, I have to go on a blind date in the afternoon; It's not good-looking, is it? ”

"Hmph, that's right; For the sake of you going on a blind date in the afternoon, I won't cut you, keep the account first, and then calculate it together next time. ”

Putting down the machete angrily, Xiao Zuanfeng turned into an accountant, and took out the small black notebook he carried with him to remember this blood debt seriously.

Li Mo sighed in his heart: Hey, the protagonists in the novel have rectified the system obediently, and there are endless clever and small loopholes, but when it comes to me, I have to give it a little thing to accompany the smiling face, and I am also drunk.

Well, stop complaining and get moving.

Li Mo was just like what Xiao Zhuanfeng said last night, he said no, but he was very honest in his heart.

Not only did I cut my hair, but I also took a good shower, shaved my beard, and wiped my face clean, and it was almost three hours after tidying up, and Li Mo was going to put on a suit to be more formal, but in the case of Xiao Zhuanfeng's opposition and this hot day, it could only be canceled.

Whew, exhaling a breath, Li Mo got into the taxi to the date point with trepidation.

In the back seat, he looks like he has his eyes closed, but he is actually talking to Xiao Diamond Wind in his head.

Well, this is the brainwave communication technique that the legendary is a novel and an intelligent robot, and the rice bucket robot next to him is no exception.

"Little Diamond Wind, I forgot to ask, how did you find this girl, eh, you shouldn't have found it on those blind date sites, right?"

Xiao Zhuanfeng still didn't have a good face for him: "It's not troublesome for you to ask so much, you don't know everything when you meet, in short, little friend, you can rest assured, there will be no problems on this blind date, I guarantee that you are satisfied." ”

Li Mo smiled bitterly, feeling that he was a little too sensitive?

But who told him to go on a blind date for the first time, and he didn't even have time to prepare mentally to meet directly like a duck on the shelf, not only did he not even know what the other party was, but also the more unreliable middle two alien robot Xiao Zhuanfeng, thinking about the one million that was stolen with help last night, how can it make people feel at ease?

Of course, this is not that Li Mo is too demanding, but that the requirements are too low, if he meets the other party who is not outstanding in appearance, family is not outstanding, and does not dislike him, then it is okay to say, Li Mo will be happy, but if the other party is beautiful, has a good family, and is tall, then what is he? It's not worth it at all. In a word, the toad wants to eat swan meat, and it's embarrassing enough to think about it.

Well, then again, this is another psychological attack of Li Mosling.

In the confusion of thoughts along the way, the destination Dafeng Bridge arrived.

After getting out of the taxi, Li Mo said to Xiao Zhuan Fengxin with some doubts: "This place is a bit out of place, how can you make an appointment to meet here." ”

The little drill wind in his head snorted: "It's just a place to meet, and it doesn't affect where you go." After you meet, you can go wherever you want, don't worry about me, just be happy. That's all right, right? Do you remember the code you said? ”

Li Mo nodded and repeated: "Miss, your shoes are beautiful." ”

"Well, that's pretty much it. Ah, we seem to be a little late, now I'll show you the way, go forward, well, right keep going, to the left, okay, here we go. ”

I followed the instructions of Xiao Zuanfeng and walked to the corner of the street, but this place is deserted only by cars, not only is there not even a shop on the side of the road, let alone where there will be a girl.

Li Mo looked around, and suddenly the corner of his eyes moved, only to see that not far from him, a girl with her arms around her legs and her head buried in the crook of her arms squatting on the ground, the long gray skirt that dragged the ground was fluttering by the winds of the cars speeding by, looking like a little girl who had been discarded by adults, helplessly holding her head on the side of the road waiting for the adults to claim it.