100,000 cold blind dates?

Li Mo Khan, I never expected it.

No, I really never thought of it.

looked at it, and then tentatively pointed it into the microphone and said, "Hey, little guy, I don't think you're here to give people a blind date, you should be invited by a monkey to sell your mouth, right?" ”

The rice bucket robot was immediately unhappy, and said with an unhappy face: "I'm not a regular blind date software, okay?" I'm just acting as an agent, does the agent understand? Didn't I just tell you everything? ”

Li Mo: ......

Dizzy, it's really not professional; Moreover, this little guy seems to really be able to interact with people, and his intelligence is also very powerful, but when did my big blue star have this technology? Or am I rusting at home? Don't hear anything outside the window anymore?

The two eyes of the rice bucket robot moved, and he said in a relaxed tone: "But don't worry, little friend, although I am only an agent, I will handle this matter for you." We'll be together for a long time in the future, and I won't cheat you; I'll find you a few women to marry as soon as possible, so don't worry. ”

"Well, a few women......"

The sweat that had just broken out on Li Mo's head hadn't dried yet, and now it was going down one by one. Flowed.

Nima, how unreliable this little thing looks. And this software is very godly.,I'm rubbing.,Actually jumped out for me to marry a few women.,What do you think is writing YY novels?

The rice bucket robot nodded solemnly: "Yes, it's a few, is there a problem?" If you don't find a few more, how can you know which one is right for you and which one can go to the last step with you, right? ”

I...... I, hey, count me nervous, I almost believed this little thing's nonsense.

"Hey, what's wrong with you, little friend? You look so lost, do you want me to help you? ”

"Ahem."

Li Mo's old face turned red, and he didn't want to expose himself: "It's okay, I'm fine; Let's continue with the topic we just talked about, by the way, where did you just say? ”

The rice bucket robot blinked: "Speaking of serving you marriage, hehe, little friend, trust me, I will find you a few beautiful flower girls, and then Missy. ”

Li Mo is almost sweating, this robot has a normal brain, or has a mental problem, or the setting is bad, one moment it looks serious, the next moment it looks like a ghost. Livestock up and talking nonsense?

Li Mozhi felt that his whole person was not good with it, and his mind was full of thoughts and thoughts.

"Well, what kind of little guy, my country's laws and regulations do not allow big health care, and now it is not even allowed to hold hands, this will be illegal."

The rice bucket robot looked incredulous: "Hmph, lie to me, then what do you do between males and females, then you only watch TV and movies at night?" Besides, I know that there are a lot of weird movies in your movies, which seem to be called ** love action movies......"

Li Mo wiped a handful of sweat beads that flowed down to the tip of his chin with his hand: "Stop, don't say it, stop, I'll take it, I'll take it; Don't go on, you'll break the law. I'm going to be locked up in a dark room......"

"Hmph, my heart is different, I say no, but I am very honest in my heart."

Li Mo had no sweat to sweat, and his heart was broken at this moment: "I said little guy, you are from an alien, right?" How else do you know everything? We can't make anything like you on Earth. ”

"Of course, also, you can call me a little friend, but you are not allowed to call me something, this is scolding, don't think I don't understand your earthling, although I am XX universe XX galaxy XX planet ......"

Li Mo smiled: "Planet XX makes XX intelligent robot, code name 89757, right?" ”

"Hey, how do you know, I don't seem to have told you yet." Now it was the rice bucket robot's turn to be startled, and the two electronic eyes looked at him with red light.

"Hehe, I understand."

Li Mo smiled mysteriously and squeezed his eyes at it: "Forget it, don't pretend to be a ghost; Little guy, you might as well introduce me to the software features. ”

"Okay, little friend, please look behind me."

The rice bucket robot turned to the side, and a new house of an ancient big family appeared in the background of the mobile phone, and the interesting thing is that the two newcomers under the candle are holding one end of the red hydrangea and worshipping each other.

Li Mo smacked his lips, it looks like this picture is good, it is deeply in the hearts of the ordinary people of Huaguo.

"Friends, please see the red hydrangea and the dragon and phoenix pendant under the hydrangea."

The rice bucket robot pointed to the two shiny things and said, "Please click on the pendant under the hydrangea." ”

Li Mo said what it said, and the dragon and phoenix pendant flashed with brilliance, and it was actually divided into two halves, the half belonging to the phoenix flew out, and the half belonging to the dragon moved to the upper right corner and dimmed.

The rice bucket robot said happily: "Little friend, when the half belonging to the dragon lights up, it means that a female has asked you out." ”

Li Mo: "Well, I'm wondering, if you meet a foreigner with this software, can you understand this meaning?" ”

The rice bucket robot had a stinky face: "If it's a crooked nut, then I'll directly become a church, and the dragon and phoenix pendant will become two rings." How's that, reasonable, right? ”

Well, it's under the loss.

Li Mo pointed to the screen: "What about this red hydrangea?" And what does that mean? ”

The rice bucket robot said mysteriously: "Don't you Huaguo pay attention to a thousand miles of marriage, then this red hydrangea is to give you a fateful contact." It's called a pull, and as for what function, you don't know if you click a little. ”

Li Mo clicked on it, but the sixth sense of the man in his heart faintly felt as if this little guy's fat belly must have hidden something before he finished speaking.

The mobile phone rang softly, and a message on the red hydrangea jumped out:

Every time I see my daughter's nasty face, I want to slap her to death, but I can't really do it, what should I do? ’

Li Mo's face darkened, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he looked at the rice bucket, this TM is called fateful contact? Isn't this the legendary Drifting Bottle? You're too disrespectful, aren't you? I'm going, learn from low-budget martial arts films? Completely spoils the beauty of this background.

The rice bucket robot looked back at him in a daze: "Little friend, don't look at me, you reply to the message quickly, maybe there is a big beauty on the other side." Maybe you're very lucky. ”

Big...... Beauty?

Forget it, you're right.

Both children her. Damn, can it not be big, it must be big if you think about it with your ass...... Beauty.

Taking a deep breath, Li Mo felt that he couldn't give up the treatment, okay, back. Idle is idle anyway.

It's just this big beauty opposite, are you sure you're your own mother and not your stepmother? Otherwise, I can look at my daughter's face and want to slap her to death. How crippled is this daughter?

"Then marry her off as soon as possible, the farther away the better, out of sight and out of mind."

Child, I can only help you get here, just your mother, I think that marrying out is equivalent to being born again.

"My friend is beautiful, I'm optimistic about you."

Li Mo: "Oh (Ni) Oh (Ma)." ”

Looking at the red hydrangea, Li Mo clicked it again and tried to catch another one. Now TM shouldn't have met the best, after all, I think there is still love in this world. The best are just a few.

But when he saw the red hydrangea, he jumped: "Hey, it's so annoying; Seven children always ask me for my father, what should I do? God, give me a husband. ”

Li Mo: ......

Who are these TMs, one wants to shoot his daughter to death, the other has given birth to seven children, and TM has no father. What kind of software is this, exactly? Blind date? Sister Xiangni, how do a group of old witches look? Pit B software, Lao Tzu no longer believes in this pit dad's blind date dating software.

"Buddy, reply to the message, what are you watching me do? Hey, why are you suddenly in a bad mood and depressed? ”

"I suddenly feel like I'd better talk to you."

Li Mo's two long tears only flowed into his heart.

The rice bucket robot happily turned over twice: "Great, little friend, I know that I chose you correctly." So, what do we talk about? As long as you want, I can talk to you about anything. ”

Li Mo, who was speechless for a while, said for a long time: "Let's talk about your charges, although I am already desperate for your blind date, but for you, if it is not too expensive, I will still keep you." ”

Not to mention whether the blind date is or not, with the intelligence of this little guy, Li Mo is really convinced, there is simply no one who can interact with people to this point, and he still wonders if this little thing can be made by the Blue Star Man?

Ahem, in fact, he really wanted to believe that this thing was not a product of Blue Star, but from an alien. But this YY idea is just a matter of thinking about it, who do you think you are, do you think you can become the protagonist after reading this urban novel? Can you be inexplicably possessed by alien robots?

Hehe, the reality will tell you: young man, stop dreaming, go back and move bricks.

Therefore, compared with the ghost of alien robots, Blue Star Manufacturing may be a little more reliable.

"Why are you desperate for my blind date? I feel like everything is normal, huh? ”

The two electronic eyes of the rice bucket robot turned and turned, and he couldn't figure out how to ask: "Also, little friend, are you very short of money?" ”

"Why is there no shortage, how many people in this world dare to say that he is not short of money? Besides, I'm not even a sling...... See why I'm telling you this, let's talk about your charges and don't divert the topic. ”

Li Mo patted his head and groaned.

The rice bucket robot looked at him for a while: "Oh, I see; I can't give you money because I don't have any, but I can borrow it for you......"

Ding dong

The phone rang, and I saw the red hydrangea flashing and glowing red.

The two electronic eyes of the rice bucket robot were excited, as if the person who sent the message was it: "Little friend, the big beauty has sent you a message." ”

Li Mo smiled bitterly and clicked: "Marry out?" She's only 15 years old, is she too young? I think you're far away, or I'll marry my daughter to you? ”

Hehe, people in the city really know how to play.

After a little hesitation, Li Mo's finger quickly returned the message: "Okay, please send her directly to Hulong Island, Liao'an Province, my name is Chao Xiaozhi referred to as Super Xiaozhi, nicknamed Wu Qilong of Hulong Island, don't be afraid of not finding it, report my name, I don't know anyone." ”

After finishing his hair, Li Mo looked up and said without touching the leaves among the thousands of flowers: "It's done, where did we just talk, continue." ”

"We talked about borrowing money, do you really need it, little friend?"

Cut, as if it were true.

"Yo, can you really borrow money? Yes, definitely, so tell me how much I should borrow? ”

"How do I know, I've never been in love, and I don't know how to fall in love, and besides, I don't like those females, it's not a kind of how to fall in love."

The two small hands of the rice bucket robot teased each other and lowered his head and said, as if he was a little shy, and soon, his head was raised again: "In this way, I will lend you a million, is it enough?" If it's not enough, it's 10 million, and if it's not enough, then I can't help it, and if it's 100 million, it seems that there will be a problem. ”

Looking at its little serious appearance, Li Mo smiled happily in his heart, and hurriedly cooperated: "It's enough, just one million, you can borrow it for me." ”

"Okay, little friend, just wait; Don't worry, I won't add interest to you. ”

After that, the rice bucket robot changed the background with one jump, and then saw the little guy sitting in a large office and made a phone call.

Toot, toot

The phone was connected, and a male voice who was a little dazed shouted: "Hey, who, what time is it still calling, tell me if you have something." ”

"Principal, I'm going on a blind date recently, and I don't have enough funds, see if you can lend me a million first, and there will be a lot of thanks later."

"Damn, borrow money most of the night, do I know you? Can't play tomorrow? Blind date, forget it, I'd rather tear down ten bridges than destroy a marriage, tomorrow you come to me and hang up. ”

Doodle

In the blind voice, the rice bucket robot put down the phone and winked at Li Mo: "Okay, little friend, I have already asked Principal Wang to borrow one million for you, now you can go on a blind date with peace of mind, by the way, remember to pay it back in a month, otherwise I will blow myself up, and you can't run away from the little partner who is bound to me." ”

Ding dong

It's another ringtone, and business seems to be really busy tonight, but this time it's a text message.

"Guy, go and take a look, it must be your bank account reminder text message."

Li Mo was a little unconscious, but he felt that the scene in front of him was so real, he had to give at least ten points. Pick up the mobile phone cooperatively, I grass, it's really from the bank, click in Li Mo was stunned, your tail number XXXX bank card has been transferred to 1000000 at XX hours......

Li Mo didn't even see what the words behind him were, he was only dazzled by the sporadic ones.

This...... What the hell is this?

One million, Nima, really turned into a million, this information can't be fake, right? Pit B is deceiving, right? Can...... But the end number of the bank card is real.

Then, Li Mofei generally ran to the computer to open the online banking.

The next moment, Li Mo was paralyzed, stupid, stupid, what the hell is the string of 0 and TM behind the 1 on the online bank transfer statement.

I remember that I didn't seem to have said my bank card number, and why was the voice of the rice bucket robot so familiar just now, exactly the same as what I usually speak, and......

The more he thought about it, the more complicated it became, and the more he thought about it, the more he couldn't explain it, Li Mo suddenly had a thought in his mind: My Nima's, can I say that I am old...... Father...... It's true...... Ran into an alien?

PS: Don't let a million be scared, don't worry, this is not a collapse, the protagonist will not change, look down. Please believe that there is love in the plot.