Soon it was time for school to get out of school, Xiao Na waved goodbye to Kang Jiafu and them, and immediately got into Tong Na's BMW, hugged the magic lamp tightly, looked at Tong Na vigilantly, and snorted: "Mom, you are not allowed to bully Uncle Deng God again today." ”

When Wang Dazhi heard this, a few black lines immediately flowed on his forehead, hey, who bullied whom, I just saw that she was a female streamer and refused to do it, otherwise I would have to make her look good.

"Don't worry, your Uncle Lantern God is too weak, and Mom is not a bully of the weak."

Tong Na rubbed Xiao Na's little head and made up for it fiercely, which broke Wang Dazhi's heart, and the dignified lamp god was actually looked down upon by a weak woman, and he said viciously: "No, I want to take revenge." ”

In the blink of an eye, Wang Dazhi walked into a Chinese medicine pharmacy leisurely with his head red and swollen carrying the bones and vegetables he bought from the vegetable market, and a few minutes later, he came out of it with a high expression, grinned, hummed a small song and walked straight to Xiao Na's house.

Since shouting the phrase "I can cook", he has become the queen cook of Xiao Na's family, today is the first day of work, Tong Na spoke, did well, paid a salary in a month, let him have money to buy clothes, do not do well, deduct his salary, deduct his crotch.

"Knock knock!"

Back at Xiao Na's house, Wang Dazhi immediately gave full play to his cooking skills that he had been single for many years, and a kitchen knife dance made Tong Na and Xiao Na retreat, and they didn't even dare to stay in the living room.

This suited him, he boiled the bone broth, took a small pot and boiled what he had bought from the Chinese medicine pharmacy over low heat, and then he set about to make other dishes.

When all the dishes are ready, he puts the dishes on the table one by one, and according to the usual main position where Tong Na sits, he puts the bone broth and the soup with ingredients bought from the Chinese medicine pharmacy on the main seat, and Xiao Nadi uses a small bowl to serve the bone broth to distinguish it, as for himself, he holds it, and he can't give Tong Na a chance to get lucky.

"It's time to eat."

Wang Dazhi shouted at Tong Na and Xiao Na with his own soup, forcibly held back the pride in his heart, and quietly watched Tong Na sit on the main seat, frowning with joy, everything was ready, only Tong Na took the bowl and drank the soup.

"Yo, does the craft look good?"

Tong Na sat down, looked at the colorful and fragrant dishes on the table, and praised Wang Dazhi rarely.

"That is, the result of being single for nearly thirty years, how bad can it be?" Wang Dazhi laughed in his heart, and his face was inevitably proud, and said, "Come, come, drink some soup before meals to moisten your stomach." ”

"Well, this soup smells good, okay, how about I try the craftsmanship of Chef Lamp God?"

"It's delicious." Before Tong Na could pick up the soup, Xiao Na had already taken a sip and praised happily: "Uncle Dengshen is much stronger than Mom." ”

"Hey, hey."

Wang Dazhi took a sip of the soup, but his eyes glanced at Tong Na, who picked up the bowl in his expectant gaze

"Ding Dong~"

Suddenly, the bell at the door rang.

"Who's coming?" Tong Na put down the bowl and prepared to get up and open the door.

"I don't need you to go, I'll go." Wang Dazhi saw that he was about to succeed in revenge, so he could let her run away, so he quickly stood up and said, "You continue to drink your soup, let me do this kind of chores." ”

After speaking, while glancing at Tong Na, he secretly scolded the person who came, asking him not to come early or late, but at this time he pinched the seconds, damn it!

"Click~"

Wang Dazhi pulled the door and saw a handsome middle-aged uncle wearing a suit, combing his big back, neatly combing his hair, carrying a jade ring on his little thumb, and chewing something in his mouth.

Wang Dazhi blinked his eyes and said disdainfully: "If I hadn't known that you were chewing Wangzi milk candy, I would have thought that the God of Gambling had come in." ”

The middle-aged man was stunned, the milky white toffee in his mouth snapped and fell to the ground, and he was stunned: "How do you know that I chewed the milk candy?" Looks like I didn't open my mouth! ”

Wang Dazhi "cut" and said disdainfully: "I don't know how many children I deceived to eat milk candy back then, I knew the taste as soon as I smelled it, and I didn't need to look at the real thing at all." ”

The middle-aged uncle looked at Wang Dazhi with admiration and said, "Little brother, if it weren't for you in this room, I would have thought you were a migrant worker at a construction site two miles away!" ”

"Bang~"

Wang Dazhi's face darkened, the door was slammed shut by him, and the middle-aged uncle outside was stunned for a long time and didn't come back to his senses.

"Who's coming?"

Tong Na asked.

"Nobody, a liar who pretends to be high-minded."

Wang Dazhi saw that Tong Na hadn't drunk the soup yet, so he replied casually, who knew that Xiao Na and Tong Na immediately looked at each other, and Xiao Na whispered: "It won't be grandpa!" ”

"Who?"

Wang Dazhi didn't hear Cortana's muttering clearly.

Tong Naliu frowned slightly, and said lightly: "You ask him if his surname is Tong?" Let's put the surname Tong in! ”

Wang Dazhi was stunned, surnamed Tong? Could it be Cortana's father? Uh, it seems that he did something wrong, his heart trembled, and he hurriedly ran to open the door, but he didn't expect that as soon as he arrived at the door, the door clicked open, and the middle-aged uncle walked in with the key, and when he saw Wang Dazhi, who was stunned, he smiled and said, "I forgot, I have the key." ”

"Ahem, hello Mr. Tong." Wang Dazhi laughed dryly, he actually blocked the owner of the house from the door here, it was really a big joke, "Xiao Na, your father is here." ”

The middle-aged uncle was stunned for a moment, his eyes swept over Wang Dazhi, walked in, and asked Tong Na with a face full of disbelief: "Xiao Na, your new boyfriend?" It's too much of a sight! ”

He mistakenly thought that the "Xiao Na" shouted by Wang Dazhi was said to Tong Na.

Wang Dazhi's face darkened, who is the time, who do you say, I am a dignified lamp god, turning the palm of my hand to the sky, and the character of covering my palm to the ground, you dare to look down on me.

"What are you going to do?" Tong Na's face was gloomy, and she didn't save any face for the middle-aged uncle, "I said a long time ago that you are not welcome here." ”

The middle-aged uncle smiled disappreciatively, "Cortana, how can you say that I am also your father?" Is it necessary for you to be so ruthless? Come on, little Cortana, shout grandpa. ”

"Badass." Cortana held her soup and skimmed her little head, ignoring the middle-aged uncle at all.

"Father?"

Wang Dazhi was scorched in the thunder field, damn, it turned out that he was mistaken, this is not Xiao Na's father, but Da Na's father.

The middle-aged uncle didn't mind Xiao Na's attitude at all, he looked at Wang Dazhi and said, "By the way, you haven't told me what the situation is with this guy?" ”

Tong Na said expressionlessly: "He is the chef I hired." ”

"Oh, I see." The middle-aged uncle obviously knew Tong Na's cooking skills, he rubbed his hands and said, "It just so happens that I haven't eaten yet, how about I taste the skills of the chef you invited?" ”

As he spoke, he was about to get Wang Dazhi's soup, and Wang Dazhi subconsciously said, "I have drunk that soup." ”

Tong Na looked at the middle-aged uncle, pushed her soup over under Wang Dazhi's frightened gaze, and said, "You drink this!" I'll go to Sheng myself. ”

After speaking, he went into the kitchen by himself, and the middle-aged uncle sat down happily, picked up the soup pushed by Tong Na and drank it with a slurp, Wang Dazhi swallowed his saliva, and secretly felt that something was wrong today.

"Guy, do you know who I am?" After drinking the soup, the middle-aged uncle wiped the corners of his mouth casually, and boasted to Wang Dazhi: "My name is Tong Jin, and I am a famous person in the alley of Beijing's Caishikou. ”

"Caishikou Hutong Thousand Kings!?"

Wang Dazhi carefully watched the middle-aged uncle's reaction, and when he heard Tong Jin boasting that he was very powerful, he subconsciously threw an "ability copy" at Tong Jin.

This "ability copying" skill, he used it a few days ago, but it never succeeded, and the system never replied, but I didn't expect that this time the system actually replied successfully: "Ding Dong, the ability copy is successful, and I have obtained Tong Jin's expertise - a thousand techniques." ”

"Poof!"

Before Wang Dazhi had time to check his newly acquired ability, Tong Jin suddenly let out a long string of farts for no reason, and then his stomach suddenly churned and rolled, as if there were two dragons making trouble, his face turned pale, he covered his stomach and looked left and right, then jumped up and ran quickly to the toilet.

"Boom!"

An earth-shattering roar came from the toilet, which frightened Xiao Na at a loss, and Wang Dazhi wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and said secretly: The service staff of the Chinese medicine pharmacy did not lie to me, the effect is indeed excellent, and it is necessary to travel and eat at dinner parties.

"King-Great-Wise!"

Wang Dazhi's back suddenly cold, only to hear a gritted teeth behind him, he looked back, a figure magnified in his eyes, and Tong Na kicked over again.

"Ahh

Wang Dazhi flew upside down again, and was pushed to the ground by Tong Na, she carried the small pot in which Wang Dazhi boiled medicine, and poured the soup in it into Wang Dazhi's mouth.

"Don't!!"

After a moment, Wang Dazhi burped, clutched his stomach, looked depressed, and stared at the sneering Tong Na with a sad face, I am a dignified lamp god, are you really good to me like this?

"Poof~"

A long string of farts rang out suddenly, and he clutched his stomach and staggered to another toilet.

"Boom!"

Another bombardment sounded.

In the living room, Tong Na indifferently picked up the dishes and gave them to Xiao Na, and said, "Xiao Na, be good, eat well." ”

"Oh."

Cortana picked up the food in the bowl, but her eyes were on the two toilets.

An hour later, Tong Na cleaned up the dining table, and Wang Dazhi and Tong Jin walked out of the toilet leaning against the wall, their faces were pale, their legs and feet were soft and numb, and the whole person seemed to have lost their souls.

"It's too hard."

The two men looked at each other and sighed in unison.