“……”

After blocking out the description of the shape, color, and smell of a female organ, as well as the intimate relationship of the organ with a male dog, the large string of words that spewed out the shrew's mouth became the above.

Foul language is just an auxiliary, similar to the sound effects of martial arts movies. The shrew's two arms were like windmills, and the whole person was like a female ape possessed, and she pounced on the fat man with vigor and agility!

Unstoppable and invincible!

The corners of the fat man's mouth twitched, and the corners of his eyes trembled, but he had to retreat in embarrassment, staggering and staggering, and almost fell to the ground several times.

The soy sauce crowd of onlookers had gradually receded, and many people even hugged a pot or two of flowers, and then stopped to watch again.

Before the fat man came, the shrew's crying and accusation were effective, and she had always had the upper hand, which can be said to be a successful example of the wicked suing first.

After the fat man came over, with a smile on his face, it was also unknown to him, and the shrew didn't take him seriously. Of course, the fat man never looked at her directly, so he casually asked the male vendor a few words, and then began to speak.

By the time the shrew came to her senses, the situation had been completely reversed. The onlookers, who originally sympathized with the weak and hated the police, looked at her again, and their eyes were full of disdain and even anger.

All of this is to blame on this dead fat man!

The shrew's evil started from the heart, and she was angry at the side of the guts, and she threw herself at the fat man without forgetting her life, and her combat effectiveness was off the charts.

In front of everyone's eyes, the fat man retreated one after another, the shrew chased after him, and the two went around in circles in the field. The shrew was arrogant, and the fat brother was in danger, and he was almost scratched on the face several times.

This claw goes up, and you can't open a few blood grooves?!

Emma, the fat brother who gave her tongue, also looks fierce, how did she lose to a shrew who cried and scolded the street?

"Kick her!"

"Kick to death!"

Many onlookers shouted in a mess.

The fat man finally showed a wry smile of embarrassment in the emergency avoidance. It's really lively and not afraid of big things! If my brother really kicks him to death, then he can't ...... Got the soles dirty?

Ma Xiaolan was so anxious that tears fell again, and Ma Dabao was so anxious that he rubbed his hands together. Some of the onlookers made random ideas, some laughed and scolded, and some even took mobile phones to take pictures - this is an asymmetrical hilarity! In this episode, I'm really in a hurry!

"Xiaolang, what's going on?"

Officer Wang and Officer Li finally rushed over breathlessly. Just now they squeezed all the way to this side, and the police uniforms of both of them were crumpled. Li Jun simply took the hat in his hand and fanned the wind, it was winter.

"I, I don't know!" Lang Yuan's face didn't look like crying, it didn't look like he was laughing, and his expression was quite difficult to grasp - dead fatty, if you don't get some moths out, you will really die!

Seeing the fat man stumbling, the shrew followed closely. Xiao Li hurriedly took out his baton, ", fat brother is dangerous!" ”

However, without waiting for Xiao Li to step forward to help, ah no, stepped forward to stop the brawl, and the situation on the field changed again.

I saw that the shrew's right hand was in the shape of a nail rake, and her left hand turned into a scratch, jumped over, and pounced on the fat man with the sound of the wind!

"Ahh

With a scream, Lang Yuan and her friends were stunned, and the onlookers all opened their mouths wide.

I saw that the male vendor - where he was just now - had his right ear torn off half of his hand, and three deep blood grooves appeared on the left side of his face. Blood flows on both sides!

The shrew made a contribution with both hands at the same time, and she was even more unforgiving, and continued to ravage herself and hang on the chest of the male vendor. When he was about to bite someone, he realized that the target was somewhat familiar.

What about the fat man?

The crowd looked for him thousands of times, and the fat man was more than 30 centimeters behind the male vendor - the male vendor was held flat by the fat man's hand......

The scene was magically still, not only still, but also quiet, and even the noisy sound of the market disappeared.

Let's zoom out a little further.

The fat man grabbed the male vendor's back collar with one hand and stretched it out. It seems that he wants to stay as far away from the fire point as possible, so as not to be splashed with blood.

The male vendor's feet were more than 20 centimeters in the air, but the legs of a shrew were clamped around his waist.

The shrew pulled the male vendor's ear with her left hand, scratched the blood groove with her right hand, and then slid down to the male vendor's shoulder to borrow strength. He was about to bite the male vendor's neck, but found that the target was wrong, and then leaned back and finally fixed in a triangle with the male vendor's upper body.

The fat man held the triangle flat with his right hand, but scratched the back of his head with his left hand. The two eyes were squinted, the face was full of innocence, and the eyes were even a little confused - what was going on?

"Ahh

Stillness and silence may only exist for a moment, but this eerie image is deeply imprinted in the eyes of onlookers. It was the male vendor who screamed before, and now it is the shrew who screams.

The male vendor was in unbearable pain, and he had long forgotten that he was hanging in the air and slapped out. The vixen's head was in the optimal radius of force, and suddenly half of her face was swollen and flew far away.

Sadly, the male vendor forgot that his half-pulled ears were still in the vixen's hands.

It's even more regrettable that the vixen also forgot.

"Ahh

The male vendor screamed again, and the fat man trembled with fright, and quickly let go of his hand. The male vendor fell to the ground, probably still regretting that his hands were faster than his brains.

But that's fine. There is no need to worry about this half-pulled ear in the future. The male vendor covered the place where he had his ears, but the blood couldn't cover it.

"Help, officer!"

The fat man is right. No matter who you are, the first thing that comes to mind is the police. After all, the shrew was not seriously injured, and crawled to the feet of Li Jun. Because Li Jun wanted to step forward to help just now, he stood in front of Officer Wang and Lang Yuan.

"You're going to sue him - domestic violence?"

Li Jun felt that the roots of his ears were itchy, the corners of his mouth twitched, and his eyes looked at the entire ear in the shrew's hand evasively.

Supposedly, it should be a male vendor suing a shrew, right? The crime is also domestic violence......

"I'm going to sue him! I'm going to sue that fat man! The shrew rolled on the ground and roared. There are still a number of unclean words that are masked here.

"Sue him? What's wrong with you, fatty? The corners of Li Jun's mouth continued to twitch.

Even if Lang Yuan needed to avoid it, there were two police officers who witnessed it at the scene, and there were hundreds of soy sauce people with their mouths wide open. There are even good deeds who take their mobile phones to record them.

The fat man never touched this shrew!

Of course, this is also because he hides fast enough. The battle just now was simply exciting, ah no, full of dangers. The fat man's face was almost scratched several times, and it was just a little bit off.

As for the consequences of being scratched, there is already physical evidence here. Xiao Li warned himself not to look at it, but he still couldn't help it—his ears saw it every day, and he never thought that his ears were so terrible. Isn't it because the two symmetries I saw before were all symmetrical?

"Hurry up and help him to the hospital, if you hurry up, maybe you can pick him up." Officer Wang stepped forward, also looking at the bloody ear and dizzy.

The roots of the king's ears were likewise itchy. Fortunately, I got off to a good start, and I had good intentions from the moment I came into contact with the fat man. In the future, you must not offend this fat brother, otherwise you won't know how you died-the flower hat is planted in the fat brother's hand, it's not wronged......

By the way, you can't offend Officer Xiaolang. It seems that this shrew and her family also offended Officer Xiaolang first? What do I have to say?

Lang Yuan was close at hand, but he didn't know that he already belonged to Ling Ran's inviolable category. She sighed, pulled out her phone and called an ambulance.

The place was so crowded that ambulances had to go to the nearby bridge.