"Uncle, are you okay?"

The fat man helped Ma Dabao to the red mouse. Ma Dabao looked at the phalaenopsis all over the ground, sighed and said, "I'm fine." I'm causing trouble for both of you. ”

"Uncle, it's not you who cause trouble, he is a broom star, and he specializes in causing all kinds of trouble." Lang Yuan also stepped forward to help, and his speech was not very good.

Ma Xiaolan was too kind-hearted, and stepped forward to help the male vendor, but was pushed away by the shrew screaming, so she didn't dare to scratch her claws. The various flowers on the stall next door have been taken and there is not much left. The shrew finally remembered to take the money and change from her fanny pack. It's just that when she remembered this stubble, she had already climbed half a gentle slope. As a result, the male vendor who had been supported by her rolled back again.

Anyway, how miserable it is to be, how miserable it is.

So Lang Yuan committed the disease of the Virgin again.

"I didn't let that shrew tear her husband's ear......" The fat man muttered unconvinced, with an innocent look when he spoke, and even covered his ears, as if he was afraid that Lang Yuan would also give him such a blow.

O conscience of heaven and earth! Brother is just holding up a shield, who knew that shrew was so strong! The bloody whole ear can scare the baby to death......

"Legally, there is a certain causal relationship between this ear being ripped off and your actions." Lang Yuan said expressionlessly.

"How can the law be so shameless! It's too indiscriminate, isn't it? The fat man's eyes widened, and the co-author brother should stand up straight and let her?

That one, your mind is too impure! The "Xinhua Dictionary" gives an example of this character -- plucking the leaves off the branches. Well, that's the original intention, and a word of good end has been played bad by you......

Aren't ears like two leaves? Well, there are also just one piece.

Well, one piece is not symmetrical, and asymmetry is not beautiful.

If someone is destined to have one less, it is better to have one less.

Where does pimples not affect handsomeness? Grow on someone else's face.

How can there be one less ear so that it doesn't affect handsomeness? Less of someone else's.

The fat man explained to Lang Yuan for a long time, but it was not clear whether Lang Yuan understood it or not. Anyway, Li Jun couldn't laugh straight up - the fat brother is really a living treasure! If my brother were a girl, he would definitely marry him alive or dead, and his life would be full of laughter from then on.

Well, even if my brother is a girl, that is, she has a good figure and a beautiful face. Well, it's just an ordinary beautiful girl, mainly looking at temperament.

This is still no competition, but Officer Xiaolang! Officer Xiaolang is a delicate rose, delicate everywhere, exquisite to the extreme, how beautiful you look! Well, there are more thorns on the body, and ordinary people can't lower them......

"Besides, it's a broom star, isn't that just for women? How can you say that about your husband's ......" The fat man's brain was still half a beat slower, and only then did he remember to protest.

Lang Yuan rolled his eyes, how could he say that he was someone's husband......

The crowd burst into laughter. After all, being in the bloody scene, everyone felt a little uncomfortable when they witnessed their ears being wiped out throughout the whole process. This laugh is much better.

Officer Wang is not as simple as Li Jun, his mood is invisible, and he looks at the problem more seriously, "Xiaolang, such a villain shrew, who has been working hard at the bottom for a long time, her psychology is actually distorted, and she is used to bullying people who are weaker than them. If you can't be bullied, you will hide and go. Although he curses in secret, he is just cursing. When I see this uncle again, I may be smiling all over my face. ”

Ma Dabao's body was covered with mud, there were blood stains on the corners of his mouth, and his single leg was very eye-catching. Ma Xiaolan is a malnourished firewood girl with blood stains on her hair - she was really bullied......

If there is no fat man, will the father and daughter still have a way to live? At least I don't dare to sell flowers again.

"Don't worry, whether the ears are connected or not, they will still come over to sell flowers after a while. They don't know that they can fight a lawsuit, and even if they do, they won't necessarily win. Seeing that everyone was still a little confused, Officer Wang simply explained it straightforwardly. In fact, according to the habit of interacting with people, the above sentence is clear enough.

"Officer Wang, hearing you say this, I have confidence in this world again!" The fat man grinned and was delighted.

Someone else lacks ears, what does it have to do with my brother? The so-called good and evil are rewarded. God is sometimes too busy, so my brother will help out.

The crowd burst into laughter again, and Officer Wang followed suit. Before the fat brother did this, he should have thought it all through, right? Even if it's for everyone.

If you see through it, you can't say it, it's still a good friend.

Only Lang Yuan's face was still a little uncertain. A dead fat man does things, always wandering on the edge of the law, can he always keep his shoes from getting wet? What should I do if I fall into it?

It's just that looking back, how can it be solved if it doesn't work?

Actually, Lang Yuan wasn't angry, more worried, or a little excited—I really didn't have any way to deal with that shrew, even if I started all over again......

"Xiaolan, are you okay?" Lang Yuan looked at the top of Ma Xiaolan's head distressedly. That shrew was really ruthless. I cut off a few strands of hair!

"Sister Lang, I'm fine." Seeing that everyone was looking at their scalps, Ma Xiaolan's little face blushed. Actually, I didn't feel much pain just now. Now that it's over, it hurts even more.

One after another, people came to express their concern and kindness, and some people wanted to transfer photos and videos to the fat man. The fat man didn't know how to operate, but Lang Yuan snatched his phone impatiently.

Among these witnesses at the scene, there were passers-by who rushed to the market, and more were flower sellers in the surrounding area. After expressing affection with the fat man, they all said that they had been bullied by the couple before, and didn't they see that his stall covered the largest area? The fat brother came out today, not only avenged the father and daughter, but also made everyone angry.

The fat man has been communicating with the flower sellers enthusiastically, and asks everyone to take care of Ma Dabao more. All the flower sellers patted their chests, and they also deliberately walked in front of Ma Dabao to express their goodwill.

Ma Dabao's lips trembled, and he couldn't speak very well. Although I was not less bullied in the village before, it is still rare to see someone as miserable as today. Coupled with the fact that people and land are born here, the psychological shadow of Ma Dabao's father and daughter is very large. It was only at this time that the clouds cleared and the fog dissipated, and he regained the confidence to live in the sea.

"I thank you, thank you uncles and aunts!" The fat man bowed to the flower sellers with a smile on his face, he was simply a complete mountain baby, the kind that had just entered the city not long ago, and he was enthusiastic and diligent, and if he didn't say it well, he was stupid and foolish.

Well, it is this kind of intuition that Police Officer Wang is watching from the sidelines at this time. Thinking about the pair of shrews again, and thinking about the thirty-six flower hats, I couldn't help but shudder.

Officer Wang, who is not confused in his old age, and although he is a round younger than Officer Cao, he is also hopeless for promotion, and he usually likes to read the Three Kingdoms well. At this time, I looked at the fat man and thought, is he Cao Cao or Liu Bei? Or more like Liu Bei......