Are you Wang Dazhi really fainted in amazement by the emperor?

Of course it can't be, Wang Dazhi is not the kind of narrow-minded person, he was just so angry that he caused the poison quenched in the flying knife inserted in his buttocks, so he caused a coma, otherwise he was simply in a coma, why did Nurse Lin have to send him back to the hospital in the city, not to cut his buttocks.

Time is in a hurry, the jade rabbit rises, the golden crow falls, and then the jade rabbit falls, the golden crow rises, the next day comes on time, Beijing Fuxing Hospital, Wang Dazhi suddenly opened his eyes wide, staring at the ceiling, his eyes swaying from side to side.

"This is the hospital?"

After he was sure that he was in the hospital, he sat up suddenly, and subconsciously touched his buttocks, but he didn't feel any pain, and he couldn't help but be surprised: "How can you not feel it?" Even if it's an anesthetic, it's time to pass the effective time. ”

Then he stiffened suddenly, looked left and right, made sure that no one was there, quietly took off his pants, looked at his soft little brother, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and secretly prayed that nothing would happen.

He stretched out his fingers and flexed them, flicking them hard, he trembled, his face twisted painfully, and he raised his head and roared: "Your sister, I don't feel it anymore, what's the point of my life." ”

He roared angrily a few times, and the oath he made on the mountain suddenly flashed in his mind, "I will not avenge this revenge, and I will not raise it for life", I damn it, do I still have the ability to speak the law after I become a god?

He can't wait to shake his big mouth, what nonsense is the truth, he deserves it now!

"Click!"

The ward was suddenly opened, Wang Da Chile lifted his pants and swore secretly: I must not let people know what I don't mention, otherwise who will pamper me, no one will pamper me, what sexual blessings do I have!

He once again performed his stunt - he was well-dressed, put on his pants for a moment, lay down quietly, stared blankly at the ceiling, his mind was in a mess, and he was not in the mood at all.

"Mr. Wang, you're awake."

The beautiful nurse Lin pushed the door in, saw Wang Dazhi open his eyes, and immediately showed a sweet smile, and put the kettle on the table next to the hospital bed.

"Thank you."

Wang Dazhi smiled reluctantly, although the nurse is beautiful, she has left me.

Nurse Lin waved her hand, sat on the chair in front of the bed, looked at Wang Dazhi, and said with a sweet smile: "You're welcome, you can risk your life and be so brave to save two primary school students, I should do this little thing for you." ”

As soon as he heard Nurse Lin mention this matter, Wang Dazhi immediately thought that he didn't raise it because of this, his eyes involuntarily shed two lines of miserable tears, looking up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle (don't ask me why I can lie down at forty-five degrees, this is not the point at all), and his expression was lonely and desolate.

"Mr. Wang, what's wrong with you? Are you okay? Am I saying the wrong thing? Nurse Lin saw Wang Dazhi crying, and her heart panicked.

Wang Dazhi wiped his tears and decided to stand up and continue to masturbate, he still had to pretend to be forced to pretend, and he still had to brag about it, so he said lightly: "Don't mention that little thing again, this is just an ordinary thing in my life." ”

Nurse Lin protected her heart with her hands and said in surprise: "Could it be that Mr. Wang often does such good deeds as a good person?" ”

Wang Dazhi pouted, "This is my mission." ”

Nurse Lin bit her lip and said slightly shyly: "Mr. Wang, you must have done a lot of good things like this, can you give me an example?" ”

Wang Dazhi's tears welled up again, and finally decided to tell the truth to this ignorant girl: "I don't lift it." ”

"Huh?" Nurse Lin was very disappointed and said embarrassedly: "Since this is the case, then I won't disturb your rest." With that, he got up and left.

After Nurse Lin closed the door of the ward, Wang Dazhi immediately cried under the covers, are people so realistic now? She was very courteous to me just now, and as soon as I said that I didn't lift it, she immediately turned her face and left, what happened to this society, and is there still a little sympathy?

After crying for a while, Wang Dazhi lifted the sheets, stared at the ceiling, gritted his teeth and said: "There is no heavenly principle anymore, then I can only study geography well." ”

"Click!"

The door of the ward was opened again, Wang Dazhi was stunned for a moment, turned his head to look, and secretly thought that Nurse Lin's conscience had found out, and she no longer cared about what she didn't do, and decided to make a promise?

"Click!"

A little long leg wearing high heels and a white coat reached out at the door, and when Wang Dazhi was full of joy, the whole person was exposed, and he was immediately startled: "Shemale, help!" ”

I saw that the person who came was wearing a white coat, stepping on high heels, with long hair coiled up, tied with a crystal hosta, and a beautiful butterfly-shaped glasses on his face, a standard woman's dress, but what surprised Wang Dazhi was that this person had the face of a middle-aged man.

This person came in and saw Wang Dazhi very excited, he quickly stepped forward to support the fertilized Wang Dazhi, and said with a smile: "This guy, don't be excited, I am the doctor here, and ah, your wound has not healed, and it is easy to open the wound if you are too excited." ”

Wang Dazhi looked at the somewhat familiar doctor blankly, the corners of his mouth twitched, and for the sake of his wounds, he obediently calmed down and lay down.

The doctor smiled and said, "That's right! Then he reached out and pressed Wang Dazhi's buttocks, making Wang Dazhi tense all over, swallowing saliva, and goosebumps rose.

The doctor pressed Wang Dazhi's ass and asked, "Does it hurt?" ”

Wang Dazhi replied cautiously: "I don't feel anything. ”

The doctor smiled: "It's right if you don't feel it, after all, the anesthetic effect hasn't passed." ”

Wang Dazhi was stunned suddenly, staring at the doctor blankly, his brain exploded, and the anesthesia had not passed!!

The doctor secretly smiled with satisfaction, and then explained: "This gentleman, I'm really sorry, our nurse got the wrong person today and accidentally gave you an anesthetic. ”

Injected me with anesthetics!!

Wang Dazhi tilted his head and stared at the doctor.

The doctor didn't seem to see Wang Dazhi's murderous gaze, and continued to spit out: "But don't worry, our hospital is not the kind of third-rate small clinic, this kind of misused potion will not charge you money, it is completely free, you only need to pay the original medical expenses, even if it is to give back to you for choosing our hospital for medical treatment!" ”

Wang Dazhi stared at the doctor, his teeth clenched: "What did you just say?" ”

A hint of cunning flashed in the doctor's eyes, and he said proudly, "We gave you the wrong anesthetic." "yes, it's this angry expression, completely unexpected, hey, boy, enjoy this trip to the hospital!!

"Not this one, the next." Wang Dazhi gritted his teeth fiercely.

The doctor was stunned and confused, and said, "This mistyped anesthetic is free." ”

"It's not this sentence, and then the next sentence."

The doctor's brows furrowed, and he said depressedly, "You only need to pay the original medical bills." ”

"What?" Wang Dazhi broke out instantly, and his face distorted and said: "Huangfu is surprised that you are a turtle son, I went out to save your students, and you didn't even help me pay for the medical expenses, you have no conscience, and you don't take revenge like this." ”

The doctor next to him had a black line, hey, hey, shouldn't you be concerned about the fact that we took the wrong medicine? I didn't get angry at all about such a big thing, but I cared about that little money, there's nothing wrong with you!

"Ahem." The doctor coughed lightly twice and explained: "Mr. Dazhi, Mr. Huangfu Marvel has already paid most of the expenses, and you only need to pay a little hospitalization fee now, which is about a hundred yuan." ”

Wang Dazhi glared at the doctor fiercely, and words popped out from between his teeth: "Is a hundred yuan worth money for me?" ”

The doctor was stunned and hesitated, "It shouldn't be counted!" ”

"It's not money, really." Wang Dazhi covered his heart and howled bitterly: "Where is this money, this is my life!" ”

The doctor's face turned dark, and he endured the idea of beating Wang Dazhi violently, without saying a word, turned around and left quickly, what kind of person is this, this is simply a neurotic whose IQ is not in the same band as a normal person.

Seeing this, Wang Dazhi wiped his tears, raised his head and asked, "By the way, doctor, what's your name?" ”

"The emperor is not surprised."

"Oh."

To put it mildly, there was no follow-up, Wang Dazhi didn't think deeply about what the name meant, and he continued to howl bitterly: "My hundred dollars, my life"