When Wang Dazhi was still lamenting the hundred yuan he was about to pay, the ward was opened again, and Li Fei, the captain of the capital police station, slowly walked in with a recorder.

Li Fei stretched out his hand and shook Wang Dazhi's palm, and said with a smile: "Hello Mr. Wang, my name is Li Fei, I came here this time to learn from you about some relevant information about the kidnapping case that happened in Baihe yesterday, and I hope you can cooperate." ”

"My hundreds, my hundreds"

Li Fei was very polite, but unfortunately Wang Dazhi didn't care about his arrival at all, his eyes were dull and he was talking about his medical expenses, and his heart was dripping with pain, it was nothing to pay a hundred yuan, the key was that he had no money! And I didn't see Tong Na coming, and the best way at the moment was to live in the hospital with a dead face.

"Mr. Wang, Mr. Wang."

Li Fei saw that Wang Dazhi didn't even look at him, he suddenly felt a little embarrassed, opened his mouth and screamed a few more times, and his voice gradually increased, and it was not an exaggeration to describe it as a roar.

Wang Dazhi rolled his eyes and pouted: "This gentleman, this is a hospital, please don't make loud noises, it will affect the rest of other patients, and my ears are not deaf, I can hear your words, you just ask me questions, you don't have to do other useless things." ”

Li Fei's face turned red, and he had a feeling that he was not in the same nerve band as Wang Dazhi, he pulled his collar and asked directly: "Mr. Wang, may I ask what the gangsters who intend to kidnap Jiang Xingsheng and Jiang Dafa look like." ”

Wang Dazhi tilted his head, thought about it carefully, and affirmed: "They are not as tall as me, not as handsome as me, not as strong as me, and not as strong as me, just a few obscene and incompetent little thieves."

The corners of Li Fei's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but interrupt Wang Dazhi and said: "But the transcripts of Jiang Xingsheng and Jiang Dafa are different from what you said, and according to them, you were chased and beaten by the other party for a long time, I don't know if there is such a thing?" ”

"Nonsense, that's nonsense." Wang Dazhi said excitedly: "I think how can my dignified five-point-and-three-foot man lose to those little thieves, besides, I also have a unique skill, I can fly through the air, hurt people in the air, and take people's lives is like probing for things, it is as easy as a hand, how can I let them fight for a long time?" ”

At the same time, he was secretly depressed in his heart, Jiang Xingsheng and Jiang Dafa, the two little children, weren't they in a coma! When did you come to your senses and find out his embarrassed side, it's really hateful!!

Li Fei was stunned and said to the recorder: "This gentleman may have been stimulated too much, tell the doctor here and immediately transfer to the psychiatric department for observation and treatment." ”

"Wait a minute."

Wang Dazhi's face tightened, and he stretched out his hand to stop the other party's shameless behavior, he cleared his throat, and said weakly with righteous indignation: "Actually, there are three people on the other side, all of them are tall and strong, strong and powerful, and they all have kung fu, I seriously doubt that they are." ”

While making a record, he didn't forget to smear the three strong men, who let them dare to insert his asshole, hum, the hatred of popping chrysanthemums is like the hatred of taking ****, and this hatred lasts forever.

"Why are you so sure they're?" Li Fei asked curiously.

Wang Dazhi unconsciously shed tears in his eyes, and said aggrievedly: "The injury on my buttocks is the best evidence." ”

"Wasn't that accidental?" Li Fei frowned and wondered.

Wang Dazhi pursed his lips, "Don't you know that many accidents are actually inevitable results?" Their throwing knives are not aimed well, but they are aimed at my ass, which means that he has a serious attack, so the question is, which of the three of them is attacking and who is suffering? ”

"Yes, which of them is attacking and who is suffering?"

Li Fei nodded, and was unconsciously brought into Wang Dazhi's thinking, and the recorder next to him opened his mouth, but he didn't know how to say it.

Wang Dazhi touched his chin and reasoned: "There is only one flying knife inserted in my buttocks, not two or three, so it can be inferred that the person who shoots the flying knife has a strong intention to attack, and the other two must have one to suffer, otherwise they can't be in the same bed, then two possibilities can be launched, one is that both are received, and the other is that one of them is attacked." ”

"Oh, I see." Li Fei suddenly realized, nodded clearly, and smiled happily when he learned the result, but in the next second, his expression suddenly froze, eh, no, I'm here to ask about the kidnapper's information, not to ask who attacked and who was subjected, uh, although this is also the kidnapper's information, but this has a hairy relationship with us to solve the case!

Li Fei glared at the comfortable Wang Dazhi angrily, and said hatefully: "Send Mr. Wang to the psychiatric department to see if he is normal or not." ”

"Yes." The recorder nodded.

"Wait a minute."

Wang Dazhi stretched out his hand again to stop their despicable and shameless behavior, he sat up with a bounce, and said solemnly: "I still have an important clue. ”

"What is it?" Li Fei hurriedly asked.

Wang Dazhi touched his chin and said with a sneer: "I stole a mobile phone from them, wow quack, uh, by the way, where is my mobile phone, your sister, who stole my mobile phone and cursed your five thousand generations of ancestors." ”

"Five thousand generations of ancestors? There is no such person in this world. Li Fei shook his head, speechless.

Wang Dazhi snorted: "Of course I know that there is no such person, I just showed that no one can steal my phone from me, but my phone is gone, what does this mean, hum, there is only one truth, Nima, I lost my phone." ”

The corners of Li Fei's mouth twitched, and he pointed to the long suit next to the bed and said, "It can't be put on clothes, right?" ”

Wang Dazhi was stunned for a moment, took the suit and searched it, and sure enough, he took out the mobile phone, and he said proudly: "I'll just say, no one can steal anything from me, yes, you heard me right, I'm talking about no one!" ”

Li Fei snatched away the mobile phone, glanced at Wang Dazhi with disdain, and waved his hand: "This mobile phone is evidence, and now it is officially handed over, I hope Mr. Wang will not mind." ”

"Sell it to you for a hundred dollars." Wang Dazhi's face was grim and said very seriously.

Li Fei waved his hand and left quickly with the recorder, Wang Dazhi hurriedly shouted: "Fifty is okay, I'm damn, I'm really leaving, or thirty, your sister, you took the phone away without paying, what kind of policeman are you, so unqualified, I want to report you." ”

Tong Na happened to come in with a fruit basket, and when she heard Wang Dazhi's words, she frowned lightly and asked curiously, "Wang Dazhi, who are you going to report?" ”

Wang Dazhi scratched his head and grinned, "No one, a lamp god like me, who is both handsome and intelligent, still needs to report others?" Just a finger can do it all. ”

Tong Na glanced at Wang Dazhi with all kinds of charm, and pouted: "The lamp god who is both handsome and wise? So, you've actually done one of those. ”

Wang Dazhi was shocked, looked at Tong Na with shining eyes, and said happily: "You finally found the shining point on my body, you say, do you see my handsomeness, or do you see my wisdom." ”

Tong Na just put the fruit basket on the table, and said, "It's not handsome, it's not smart, but," she said, she paused, and then said with certainty: "It's a serious illness." ”

"Seriously ill?"

Wang Dazhi rolled his eyes, your sister, such a vague homophone has been caught by you, you are amazing.

Tong Na chuckled, took out an apple and handed it to Wang Dazhi, and asked, "By the way, your injuries are okay, what did the doctor say?" ”

Wang Dazhi pursed his lips and blurted out: "Doctor!! ”

Tong Naqiao's face darkened, glared at Wang Dazhi innocently, took back the apple in Wang Dazhi's hand, and snorted: "This apple is not clean, you have to peel it before you can eat it." ”

As he spoke, he rubbed and pulled out the fruit knife, and the bright blade made Wang Dazhi retract into the quilt, swallowed his saliva, and said with a dry smile: "That, I'll just wash it, it's not clean, I don't get sick after eating, and I don't need to peel it." ”

Tong Na narrowed her eyes, gritted her silver teeth word by word and said, "The apple is too dirty, how can you not peel it?" ”