()"Margin?? ”

The sister-in-law's pupils shrank, and her head dizzily looked at the two men in strange clothes in front of her, her expression couldn't cry or laugh, "Two gentlemen, it seems that the relationship is the patent of the monk, when did you Taoist priests also start to turn into a relationship?" ”

Tong Jin pursed his lips and said proudly: "The so-called Buddha is the Tao, and the Buddha is a family. ”

The corner of the cashier's cool mouth twitched, and there was a trace of disdain on her delicate face, and she waved her hand and said: "I don't care if you are a dead bald donkey or an old cow nose, if you don't have the money to pay the bill, you can't take these things." ”

Tong Jin flicked his sleeves and said: "Little girl, don't come to such a quick conclusion, the poor road is not without paying, it's better to be like this, the poor road thinks that he has some ability, and he can observe people's popularity to break the bad luck, why don't you let me make a hexagram for you as a reward?" ”

Cashier Gu Liang grew up in the twenty-first century, of course, she didn't believe in this kind of feudal thinking, and immediately said righteously: "I want to see how you are calculating first, if I think you are reliable, I can exempt you from some money, if I think you are talking nonsense, hmph, you get out of me immediately." ”

Tong Jin confidently agreed, then pinched his fingers, looked at Gu Liang's complexion, and sighed: "Girl, you should have a bloody disaster tomorrow!" ”

Wang Dazhi's heart moved, this father-in-law knows a lot about crooked ways, he used to gamble and touch porcelain, and today he is pretending to be a ghost, I don't know what he will do in the future, tsk, it's really exciting.

The cashier looked tight, but pretended to be indifferent and said, "You are talking nonsense, how can I have a bloody disaster?" ”

Tong Jin shook his head and said mysteriously: "The girl can not believe it, but my Buddha, ahh ”

The cashier Gu Liang said strangely: "Why can I be safe with my best friend?" Could it be that my best friend is the noble person of my life? This pure 21st century girl accidentally fell into feudal superstition, and was unconsciously affected and began to believe Tong Jin's nonsense.

Tong Jin smiled slightly, the Taoist robe on his body fluttered in the wind (mainly because Wang Dazhi got an electric fan from somewhere), he glanced at Wang Dazhi with appreciation, and secretly said that this kid is not bad, well, on the road, you can take him out to fool around in the future.

He coughed lightly twice and said proudly: "Girl, the ancients said: If you get the help of your best friend's breasts, you will be able to stay safe and stay away from danger." ”

When the sister-in-law heard this, she was not happy, she straightened her chest vigorously, and said angrily: "Am I not a chest weapon?" Why should I rely on my girlfriend to resolve the bloody disaster? ”

Tong Jin and Wang Dazhi glanced at the sister-in-law's cool chest device, where the flat brightness blinded their eyes, the road was smooth, the plane could be parked, the rocket could be placed, and the high-rise building would be built without tilting.

They hugged their chests in unison, and then turned their heads disdainfully, this is also a chest device, you entertain our grandfather! Although we don't read much, don't lie to us like that!

"Ahh

The cashier Gu Liang felt Wang Dazhi and Tong Jin's contemptuous gaze, and suddenly felt a chill in her heart, and shouted frantically, her shout was really earth-shattering, and the security guards not far away were attracted by her roar.

"What are you two doing?"

The security guard pointed at Wang Dazhi and Tong Jin, and snorted: "I cover the field here, you come here to make trouble and don't give me face, and it is usually difficult for people who don't give me face to go out vertically." ”

Wang Dazhi was taken aback, and couldn't help but ask Tong Jindao: "Lord Yue, what should we do now, we seem to have hit a stubble, it's really not good, let's run!" ”

Tong Jin said speechlessly: "We just don't have the money to pay, and it's not a smashing scene to tease the little girl, why are you so afraid, now it's a society under the rule of law, we can reason with him!" ”

Wang Dazhi suddenly said: "Oh, I see. ”

Tong Jin coughed lightly, suddenly pushed Wang Dazhi forward, and encouraged: "Dazhi, you are my son-in-law, it's time to see if you have the courage to come forward to help Ben Yuezhang solve the problem." ”

Wang Dazhi frowned, glanced at the tall security guard on the other side, he pinched his own muscles, it seemed to be good, he felt that he could fight, he suddenly had courage, showed a confident smile, and glanced at the security guard provocatively, "Brother, we didn't bring money today, it's our fault to make a little movement, so let's let us go, we won't make the well water from now on, how about it?" ”

The security guard plucked out his ears and said casually: "Then what if I say no!" ”

Wang Dazhi pulled his large suit and said arrogantly: "If you don't agree, then don't blame us for bullying more people." ”

"More people bully fewer people!?" The security guard looked at Wang Dazhi and Tong Jin, and suddenly burst out laughing, clapping lightly, as if admiring: "The two of you are so courageous." ”

Wang Dazhi saw that the other party praised himself, and secretly rejoiced, but waved his hand nonchalantly on his face, and said: "Oh, this is a small meaning, a small meaning, it is not worthy of your applause, since you are so knowledgeable, then we don't care, let's go first, don't disturb your work." ”

After speaking, he turned around and planned to pull Tong in and walk, but when he turned his head to see, his father-in-law had hidden behind the cashier sister-in-law Liang at some point, and squeezed his eyebrows at him, which made him wonder, what happened to his father-in-law, the other party had been intimidated by himself, and he was still thinking about these goods, hey, my father-in-law, we have no money to pay, it is not right to take other people's things for nothing, we can get out safely, it's already good, you can be content! Don't make any more fuss.

Tong Jin saw that Wang Dazhi didn't understand what he meant at all, and he suddenly shouted in annoyance: "Stinky boy, look at your back and think nonsense!" ”

Wang Dazhi was stunned, turned his head to look, and was suddenly frightened, more than a dozen security guards were holding their arms around him and laughing coldly, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva, suddenly understood something, pointed to the security guard at the beginning, and said angrily: "It turns out that you are not applauding me, you are the convener." ”

The security guard at the beginning laughed and said, "You guys are making trouble here, how can I let you go?" Let you go, I'm afraid I won't be able to keep my job, I can't help it, brothers. ”

After speaking, he waved his hand, and more than a dozen security guards came up together.

"Great Wisdom, come here."

Tong Jin saw Dazhi facing more than a dozen strong men alone, and estimated that he might not be able to beat him, so he decisively beckoned Wang Dazhi to come back.

As soon as Wang Dazhi heard that Tong Jin could think about himself at this critical juncture, he was moved, no, he must not lose face in front of his father-in-law, well, when he ran back, he had to go back with his most beautiful posture, and he couldn't be embarrassed.

After thinking about it, he didn't say a word, and ran behind Tong Jin with a grunt, and said in fear: "Lord Yue, why don't we run directly, but hide behind my sister-in-law!" ”

Tong Jin said mysteriously: "The poor road has its own reason. ”

Sure enough, Tong Jin's choice was not wrong, only listening to the cashier Gu Liangxiu's hand, more than a dozen security guards suddenly stopped their pace, and she said angrily: "These two just don't have the money to pay, do you need such fanfare?" ”

The security guards laughed dryly, "Isn't that boring?" We've been working for so long, and we don't have a single troublemaker, so it's as if we're not working hard. ”

After saying that, the group of security guards dispersed in an instant, and walked away in a moment.

Tong Jin and Wang Dazhi have a black line, you damn scumbags, the boss gives you a salary, that's how you brush your grades, do you want to force your face? Well, do you want it?

"Thank you, girl, for rescuing me." Tong Jin saw that the crisis was lifted, and began to pretend again, "Girl, remember what Poor Dao said, you will have a bloody disaster tomorrow, and you will definitely stay with your best friends to meet your chest." ”

The cashier shook her head and shouted, "You guys get out of the old lady." ”

Tong Jin and Wang Dazhi fled, and the little sister-in-law Liang behind saw that the two of them had run away, and glanced left and right at no one, before taking out a mobile phone and making a call, and said in a low voice: "Hey, Xiaoli?" Are you free tomorrow? How about we go shopping together."

On the other side, after Tong Jin and Wang Dazhi ran a few hundred meters, Wang Dazhi panted and glanced at the understated Tong Jin with jealousy, panting and asking Tong Jin suspiciously: "Lord Yue, why did you want me to hide behind my sister-in-law just now?" ”

Tong Jin exhaled lightly, and said angrily: "You don't understand this, the chest has the benefits of the chest organs, and the airport also has the benefits of the airport. ”

"The waves are calm!?"

Wang Dazhi was thoughtful.