"Let's go, Ben Yuezhang will take you to the next yard." ”

The defeat in the first battle did not frustrate Tong Jin, but made him feel more and more courageous and strong, after all, today is the first time to bring his son-in-law out to mix, how can he return in vain? Isn't this weakening one's own prestige in front of one's own family?

Wang Dazhi trembled and said: "Lord Yue, this is not good, let's do some serious work, otherwise we won't be able to explain to Dana." ”

Tong Jin frowned, thinking about it, it was also so reasonable, and this stinky boy was not with me for a long time, loyalty cannot be guaranteed, in case he turned his head and sold me, Xiao Na would not forgive me even more, alas, it is really a comfortable person, do whatever you want! What a hassle for a son-in-law!

He thought for a moment and said, "What you said makes sense, but what serious work should we do?" ”

When Wang Dazhi heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Lord Yue, today I saw a shameless kid hooking up with Dana, let's go knock on this kid's stuffy stick!" Robbery along the way. ”

Tong Jin looked at the angry Wang Dazhi speechlessly, and slapped his head, what kind of son-in-law is this, he thinks about fighting and killing all day long, and I don't know what my Xiao Na likes about you, you want to rob people, why don't you give a plan, such as waiting for someone on which street, what weapon to use to commit the crime, how to destroy the evidence afterwards, make sure that no one knows about it, you don't have a plan at all, how can I do it with you, alas, young people are young people, thinking about things is too one-sided and emotional.

Tong Jin snatched the plastic bag from Wang Dazhi's shoulder, and chirped: "In my opinion, let's honestly send small cards and rob them?" Now it is a society governed by the rule of law, and robbery is punishable by imprisonment. ”

Wang Dazhi rubbed the tip of his nose and said depressedly: "Gambling will also go to jail, you are going again?" ”

Tong Jin glared at him, tried to stare out a bell-sized size, and said angrily: "You see that I have changed now, I am trying to make money during the day, and I am happy to dance square dance at night, you look at you again, touch porcelain and rob, do everything, let Xiao Na know, I have to cut you." ”

Wang Dazhi shrank his neck and muttered to himself: "It seems that you took the lead in touching porcelain, and the robbery I just said on my lips, but it has not yet been carried out, but you are pretending to be a ghost here, turning fate and deceiving people, who is the good person between the two of us!" ”

Tong Jin waved his hand abruptly and concluded: "Okay, you don't have to argue, we are not good people, in my opinion, let's be honest and be bad!" ”

Wang Dazhi raised his hand in agreement and said, "Lord Yue, let's form a group to beg!" ”

Tong Jin thought for a while, responded, and bared his teeth again: "Even begging needs tools, and you have to make up a sad story in advance, or get some miserable certificate, or have obvious physical disabilities, etc., alas, this line of work is not easy to do!" ”

Wang Dazhi looked at Tong Jin strangely, my father-in-law is too powerful, it seems to be a typical example of three hundred and sixty lines, eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, there are quite a lot of three teachings and nine streams, and what he has learned is more miscellaneous, well, to put it simply, he is not doing his job.

Thinking about it in a mess, he spoke: "Lord Yue, what you just said is only needed by the beggar elite, we are just extras, there is no need to be so troublesome, a broken bowl is enough." ”

Tong Jin was dissatisfied: "Am I some kind of casual person? The so-called doing a line of drilling, how can you be as careless as you are about doing anything? And the beggar's broken bowl is also exquisite, people call it a cornucopia, not a simple broken bowl, it must have a sense of history, the desolate taste of the vicissitudes of life, such a broken bowl is a qualified cornucopia, where can we get such a good bowl between leisure? ”

Wang Dazhi scratched his head, remembering the situation of his first begging, his heart moved, in his lamp god space, there was still a broken bowl used for begging last time, oh no, according to Tong Jin, it should be called a cornucopia.

"I borrowed this cornucopia from the big yellow dog downstairs in the apartment, I don't know if the big yellow dog still has it now? Maybe I can borrow it again, but this big yellow dog is too vicious, I can't take another risk if I say anything, well, this time I'll leave it to Lord Yue, Amitabha, my Buddha is merciful. ”

Wang Dazhi's eyes rolled around, and he smiled, Lord Yuezhang is so mighty, and the little big yellow dog can withstand him, unlike me, who has weak arms and legs - he ignores the reality that he is half a head taller than Tong Jin, stronger than Tong Jin, and younger than Tong Jin.

After briefly explaining to Tong Jin that he knew where there was a qualified cornucopia, Wang Dazhi pulled Tong Jin and ran to the apartment, ran several streets in one go, and went directly to the gate of the apartment.

Wang Dazhi glanced at Tong Jin, who was breezy and light, and hated itchy, and at the same time said with hatred in his heart: "Lord Yue, your state is too annoying, don't blame my son-in-law for my **** move." ”

"Where's the cornucopia you are talking about?"

Tong Jin glanced around, but did not see the broken bowl that satisfied him, and immediately stared at Wang Dazhi.

Wang Dazhi still gasped for breath, did not answer, and casually pointed to the big yellow dog who was taking a lunch break, and secretly turned his head and held back a smile, for fear that Tong Jin would find out and attract a fat beating.

Tong Jin looked in the direction pointed by Wang Dazhi, and suddenly his eyes lit up, only to see a dirty, slightly mutilated broken bowl placed in front of the sleeping big yellow dog, normal people look at it, this is really a broken bowl, but in Tong Jin's eyes, this is a perfect work of art, is a rare cornucopia.

So he slapped his palm, and got it, and today's living expenses all depend on it.

made a decision, Tong Jin walked over without any delay, bent down and slowly stretched out his salty pig hand to the broken bowl, Wang Dazhi behind him stared wide-eyed, and the wonderful scene of Tong Jin being chased and killed by the big yellow dog kept coming to mind.

Sure enough, when Tong Jin's salty pig hand was a few centimeters away from the broken bowl, the big yellow dog suddenly opened his dog eyes, his eyes were vicious, and the sharp teeth in his mouth were sharp, your sister's, she stole my rice bowl last time, and she still wants to steal it today.

Wang Dazhi saw that the big yellow dog opened his eyes, and suddenly his heart was happy, Lord Yue, Lord Yue, you can't die now! -- The scene of the big yellow dog biting Tong Jin's trouser leg and not letting go already came to his mind.

However, however, I never expected it! When the big yellow dog was about to exert its power, it suddenly stopped and slowly closed the dog's eyes, hey, it wasn't the kid who stole my job last time, it's so strange, how could it not be that kid? I don't have enough dog brains, the human world is too complicated, I have to think clearly, should I expose the fact that I am not really asleep? Well, let me think about it.

"Damn, you big yellow dog is blind to it! You can't see anyone in front of you, whose dog is it, how do you watch the door? Myopia is too strict, you dead yellow dog, do you want me to buy you another guide dog to take you? I'm so angry that I'm going to be a god of lights. ”

Wang Dazhi looked at the scene of the drama in front of him, and his heart instantly went crazy, why? Why? Why, exactly? The big yellow dog was indifferent, oh my God, is this the same big yellow dog that chased me for several streets last time? It's unreasonable!

Wang Dazhi just complained for a while, and the big yellow dog suddenly opened the dog's eyes again, and stood up with a poof, his hair stood on end, and he was vicious, grinning and grinning.

"Haha, that's right!"

After Wang Dazhi saw the big yellow head stand up, he breathed a sigh of relief inexplicably.

Who knows, the eyes of the big yellow dog glanced at him, okay, sure enough, it's you kid, I almost let your kid cheat you, you don't make a move yourself, let others do it, do you think the dog can't see through your conspiracy? Don't forget, I'm a dog, my nose is very smart, I'm very familiar with the smell of every hair of your kid who stole my job, you don't want to escape my nose, Wangwang~

"I'm rubbing, what's the situation?"

Wang Dazhi looked at the big yellow dog that pounced on him, and his breathing, which had not been evenly breathed, suddenly became rapid again, and he moved under his feet, and hurriedly ran away, how dare he delay for half a second.

"I'm, I'm, you big yellow dog is really blind, the person who stole your job is my father-in-law, okay? What are you chasing me for!! ”

"Wang~"

The big yellow dog chased after Wang Dazhi, good boy, dare to steal my job again and again, I won't spare you, dog.

Tong Jin looked at the scene in front of him inexplicably, looked at Wang Dazhi who was chased and killed by the big yellow dog, and couldn't help but raise his throat and said loudly: "Dazhi, your wife and I support you, don't worry about it, you can go with confidence!" ”