Chapter 49: A Feast of the Great Death
According to Lao Xie's meaning, in the afternoon, he would take the "daughter-in-law" who had not passed through the door to the mall to buy clothes as a meeting gift. Fortunately, Wang Xiaojun prevaricated with the reason of "letting young people stay in private for a while".
When it came to the meal, Xie Junjun took Chu Zhongshi as the host to invite Wang Xiaojun and Hu Tai to the banquet, which was not all to follow Lao Xie's instructions, for Hu Tailai, Xie Junjun has always been grateful, and he sincerely invited Wang Xiaojun to see Chu Zhongshi's liveliness, even if he is not invited, he will volunteer.
"Where can you eat at night?" Wang Xiaojun asked.
Xie Junjun said: "The old man has already inquired, and he must have a treat in Yihe Building, but fortunately, today is not a holiday, and the seat is not so tight." β
"Yes, you can also take a look at Sisi by the way." Wang Xiaojun smiled and said to Chu Zhongshi, "Bingwei, behave well in a while." β
Chu Zhongshi glared at him, as a professional disguise, it was definitely not the first time he had pretended to be a woman, but it was the first time that he had pretended to be a girl and went to dinner with his future father-in-law, and the look on his face was naturally good.
Xie Junjun apologized: "Fan Beauty, it's hard for you today, how can I repay you-" His eyes slid over the ends of Chu Zhongshi's hair, and Leng Ding picked up a strand of Chu Zhongshi's hair and exclaimed, "Oh, your hair is split ends, what kind of nutrient solution do you usually use?" β
"Uh......" Of course Chu Zhongshi couldn't answer, the wig was just a tool for him, and the peasants wouldn't tie a red-headed rope to it after the dung spoon was used.
Xie Junjun sighed and said: "Not only is it split, but it is also so dry, hair is a woman's first business card, how can you be so careless?" Saying that, he subconsciously shook his long hair, his shawl long hair was soft and smooth, and the visual effect killed Chu Zhongshi in seconds.
"Well, you will give me this card to my apprentice when I am not here, and I will give this card to my apprentice when I am away." Xie Junjun gave Chu Zhongshi a golden card, which was probably similar to a diamond membership card, which could be free for life.
Chu Zhongshi wanted to throw it while people were not paying attention, and Wang Xiaojun hurriedly snatched it and put it in his pocket.
"When you're ready, let's go." Lao Xie also appeared.
Xie Junjun drove, Chu Zhongshi just wanted to go to the back and was pushed to the co-pilot by the old man, Lao Xie sat in the middle, looked at Wang Xiaojun and then looked at Hu Tailai and said, "What about your two daughters-in-law, call them together." β
Wang Xiaojun said: "Uncle, I am only 21. β
"21 What's the matter, it's time to touch itβwhat about you?" He asked Hu Tailai.
Hu Tailai said honestly: "I'm 27 and don't have a girlfriend yet." β
"Look at you kids now, your dad is in a hurry, right?" Old Xie Qiren said worriedly and boastfully.
Wang Xiaojun said: "Our brother is a senior travel friend, he doesn't travel all over the country and doesn't consider personal problems, and the next stop is Shaolin." β
Lao Xie said: "What Shaolin to go to, can you find a partner when you go to Shaolin?" You have to go to Lijiang. β
Chu Zhongshi put one hand on the seat, turned his head and said, "UNCLE, YOU ARE TOO LOW, WHO IS GOING TO LIJIANG TO FIND AN AFFAIR NOW, IT WAS ALL A NIGHT. Female liar who is an excuse ......"
"How do you know?" The whole car asked together.
"I ......" Chu Zhongshi realized that his identity was embarrassing, so he simply turned around and stopped talking.
Lao Xie said vigilantly: "Junjun, where did you two meet?" β
Xie Junjun said: "Bingwei...... I often come here to get my hair done. β
Lao Xie glanced at Chu Zhongshi's split wig and said, "Oh, aren't you good at craftsmanship?" β
Xie Junjun shrugged aggrievedly.
When they arrived at Yihelou, the number of people eating had already begun to increase, and everyone entered the reserved private room, and the waiter swept around and handed the recipe to Lao Xie very experienced, Lao Xie took it and gave it to Chu Zhongshi, and flattered: "Bingwei likes to eat something." β
"Oh." Chu Zhongshi was not polite, opened the recipe and pointed frequently, "This, this." Then he looked up and asked, "Eat all the spicy?" β
Everyone nodded.
"Then this one is also ordered, there is no taboo, right?" He asked again.
The crowd shook their heads.
"You won't eat snakes or anything, will you? I think the cuisine here is more northern. β
Lao Xie said kindly: "You can order whatever you like, don't worry about us." β
"Well, then don't eat snakes."
Wang Xiaojun said hesitantly: "You really didn't treat yourself as an outsider." β
Lao Xie was immediately unhappy: "Bingwei is not an outsider in the first place!" β
"Eh-" Wang Xiaojun quickly shut up, and then said, "Order me a fried lettuce." "Last time, he tasted Chen Changting's craftsmanship and never forgot it.
Chu Zhongshi said: "What to eat fried lettuce, I panic when I hear it!" β
Wang Xiaojun consciously stopped singing the opposite.
Lao Xie said: "Waiter, add two bottles of Wuliangye." β
Wang Xiaojun asked Xie Junjun in a low voice: "How is your father's drinking?" β
Xie Junjun sat down and said, "It's okay, I love to drink!" β
Chu Zhongshi closed the recipe and said, "Let's do it first." β
Wang Xiaojun whispered to Hu Tailai: "Why do I have the feeling of watching my son-in-law invite my father-in-law to dinner?" β
Waiting for the hot dish to come up, Lao Xie poured wine for everyone, and took the lead in raising a glass and said, "I'm happy today, let's do one first!" β
Xie Junjun panicked and said: "Dad, you know me, just pour the wine, and besides, I'm still driving." β
Before Lao Xie Gang could say anything, Chu Zhongshi slapped the table and said, "My uncle will do it, and I will call you a substitute driver in a while!" Saying that, Huo Ran got up and was about to pour the cup into his throat.
Lao Xie's eyes lit up, and he said happily: "Bingwei seems to be much more cheerful than when I first saw it in the afternoon." β
Wang Xiaojun was so angry that he smoked, and dragged him hard under his head and said, "Do a big death!" β
Chu Zhongshi was stunned and said, "Don't you play in your true colors?" β
"You forgot about the role adjustment?"
Chu Zhongshi patted his head, and Lao Xie hurriedly asked, "What's wrong with you?" β
Chu Zhongshi put the wine in the cup and said, "Who wants to drink liquor with you from a girl's family?!" β
Hu Tailai was speechless and said: "This is too blunt. β
Lao Xie was stunned for a moment, and immediately beckoned to the waiter: "Get me a bottle of your most expensive red wine." β
Waiting for the red wine to come up, Chu Zhongshi poured a full glass into the goblet, and said to Lao Xie: "Bingwei, I did you as you like." β
Chu Zhongshi preemptively poured a glass of red wine into his mouth, swallowed it twice, wiped his mouth and said, "Whatever you want, it's dry!" β
Lao Xie laughed like Zhang Fei, and after a drink, he went to touch the wine bottle again. Xie Junjun licked the wine glass with a sad face, and no one bothered to take care of him.
Wang Xiaojun poked his finger on Chu Zhongshi's thigh and whispered, "Why can't you control your man's heart?" β
Chu Zhongshi gritted his teeth and said, "When did I steal handsome drinks and be allowed to drink?" I think the old man is the one who will die! β
Wang Xiaojun smiled and said, "Then I don't care about you, if the old man really recognizes your daughter-in-law, I'll see how you end." β
Chu Zhongshi was stunned, and then he said with a weak heart: "Then what should I do?" β
"Trouble! Spoo! Kick your nose in the face! Wang Xiaojun popped out these words.
Chu Zhongshi looked around, looking for a reason to change his face immediately, Xie Junjun peeled a shrimp and dipped it in the ingredients and was just about to eat it, Chu Zhongshi slapped the table and shouted: "Just eat it yourself?" He craned his neck and said, "Feed me!" β
Xie Junjun had to put the shrimp meat in his mouth, as he actually had no psychological burden, after all, Chu Zhongshi still had a beautiful face in the prosperous world, Wang Xiaojun and Hu Tailai were not so comfortable, Wang Xiaojun covered his mouth and reminded in a low voice: "Slap the table and stare at it, you are a woman, not Li Kui." β
Chu Zhongshi saw that Lao Xie was also going to pick shrimp on the plate, so he reached out with his arm and snatched the plate in front of the old man at the last moment, put it in front of Xie Junjun and said, "You peel it all for me and feed me." β
Lao Xie coughed embarrassedly, raised his glass again and said, "Come to Bingwei, let's drink." Then he instructed Wang Xiaojun and Hu Tailai, "You two drink too." β
Wang Xiaojun said with a smile: "Let's just take a look." β
After a glass of wine, Lao Xie wanted to clamp a piece of beef to press the wine, Chu Zhongshi leaned over and grabbed the plate and put it in front of him, and said very exaggeratedly: "I love beef!" β
"Huh? Then I'll eat peanuts. Lao Xie went to clip peanuts, and Chu Zhongshi stretched out his chopsticks and took the peanut dish away......
The private room they sat in was not a rotating table but a wooden table, and after a while, there were a lot of plates and saucers in front of Chu Zhongshi, and Lao Xie was in front of him, and there was not even a vinegar pot.
Xie Junjun finally couldn't look at it anymore, and said depressedly: "Bingwei, you also let my dad eat some." β
Wang Xiaojun couldn't help but laugh and said, "You will do this?" β
The old man was so hungry that he couldn't eat half of the delicious food on the table, so he had to mechanically drink with Chu Zhongshi, and drank two more rounds and waited for other dishes to come up and spread the table over the old man.
Relying on the wine, Lao Xie flattered: "Bingwei, I think Junjun is not small, when are you going to get the certificate?" β
Wang Xiaojun turned Chu Zhongshi with his elbow: "Make a request!" β
Chu Zhongshi waved his hand to signal Lao Xie to wait, and with the other hand, he held his mobile phone and tinkered under the table, and waited for a moment as if reading an article: "In the future, my name will be written on the house and car, and the money Junjun earns every month will have to be kept by me, and there is no amount of pocket money, and any expenses must be reported to me, and buying early is no exception." β
Lao Xie smiled and said, "This is all as it should be." β
Wang Xiaojun secretly glanced at Chu Zhongshi's mobile phone and saw that he was searching for "those superb requirements before marriage......
Although Xie Junjun knew that it was all fake, he couldn't help but shout: "Dad, I'm your own son!" β
Lao Xie glared and said, "Someone has to take care of you like this!" β
After three rounds of drinking, Wang Xiaojun got up and went to the bathroom, and Chu Zhongshi also followed to the door.
"You're going to the toilet too?" Wang Xiaojun asked.
"Yes, let's do it together." Chu Zhongshi looked back and smiled at Lao Xie, wanting to cover up and say, "Of course he goes to the men's toilet and I go to the women's toilet." β
Wang Xiaojun flashed out of the door, frowned, and said, "What are you doing with it?" β
Chu Zhongshi clamped his legs and said, "20 minutes to dry in a bottle of red wine, you try!" β
"Are you really going to go into the women's bathroom?"
"Let's see."
As a result, Chu Zhongshi soon encountered the problems that the majority of female friends often encounter when they go out - the women's bathroom is full, and there is a long queue at the door. And the men's bathroom is sparse and few people care, Chu Zhongshi glanced at Wang Xiaojun, Wang Xiaojun entered the men's bathroom and immediately came out to wave at Chu Zhongshi, Chu Zhongshi took advantage of the fact that people were not paying attention to cover his face and slipped in, and then quickly entered the private room and plugged in the door.
After solving the problem, Wang Xiaojun said while sorting out his clothes: "You don't drink with the old man, how can there be a daughter-in-law and father-in-law who drink together?" β
"No, I'm going to have to put the old man under the table, and call me outβthere's no one outside, I'm coming out."
At this time, Lao Xie pushed the door and came in, and Wang Xiaojun hurriedly shouted: "Don't come out, there is a situation!" βββ
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I wish you all a happy Thursday.,Tomorrow's two more and it's two more critical and funny chapters.,Think about it.,There's a lot of updates to see tomorrow.,It's the weekend after reading.,Is there a little excitement? Anyway, I still have to code words, so I'm not excited at all. Ahem, ask for a ticket.