Chapter 20: The Tragedy of Height

When Wang Dazhi and the system were in trouble, Xiao Na outside was also pulled aside by Kang Jiafu and them for "interrogation".

Kang Jiafu looked left and right, and whispered: "Xiao Na, is that strange uncle just now Uncle Dengshen?" I look at his vest very familiar! ”

Xiao Na glanced at the hairy boy and the others who were also looking forward to it, nodded helplessly, and said with a pout: "It's Uncle Dengshen, that Uncle Color." ”

"Wow, Uncle Lamp God can actually get away from the magic lamp!?"

The hairy boy screamed, his little face turned red with excitement, and his eyes were even brighter.

Cortana made a booing gesture and whispered, "Actually, I have long known that Uncle Lantern can be separated from the Divine Lamp, and now Uncle Lantern God cooks for me and my mother at home every day. ”

"Cool!" Mao Zi frowned and said, "Actually, the lamp god can be separated from the magic lamp, so why don't we let him come out to play with us?" ”

"yes, yes!" Kang Jiafu also looked at Cortana expectantly and said, "The Lantern God must have a lot of interesting things." ”

Cortana remembered the Snow White Castle she had visited a few days ago, and immediately thought that this was a good idea, so she immediately agreed, took out the magic lamp and wiped it on it.

"I'll rub, Cortana, stop"

Wang Dazhi listened to it for a long time, and suddenly saw that Xiao Na was about to summon himself out, he was in a hurry, and hurriedly shouted, but unfortunately he was a step too late and was forced to be thrown out by the system.

"Whew~"

A cold wind blew, Wang Dazhi only felt that life was so dark, you said that you little children have no moral upbringing, how can you look at other people's naked bodies in a daze, you don't have a little shame!

Is it really good for you guys to do this?

Wang Dazhi covered his crotch and wanted to cry without tears.

"Uncle Lamp God, why don't you wear clothes?"

Cortana tilted her head and asked, and several other little children also looked curiously at Wang Dazhi's strange movements.

Wang Dazhi looked down in frustration, uh, why did my lower body become blue smoke, I damn it, okay, it turned out that I was summoned by the master of the magic lamp and appeared in the form of a lamp god, and there was no lower body at all, let alone let Xiao Zhi "calmly" face Xiao Na and them.

In this way, he is actually just a bare upper body, and there seems to be nothing to be ashamed of, after all, he is quite strong as a glorious bricklayer.

He cleared his throat and shrugged his shoulders and said, "I just have one piece of clothing, and in order to save those two boys, I got wet and was drying, so I don't have any clothes to wear." ”

"Wow, what a poor lamp god!" Mao Zi glanced at Wang Dazhi sympathetically and said, "It turns out that the lamp god can be so poor. ”

"What then?" Kang Jiafu bit his lip and said distressedly: "Uncle Dengshen can't come out to play with us if he doesn't have clothes to wear." ”

Cortana's eyes lit up and she said, "I can use my wish today to help Uncle Lamp get clothes." ”

"Huh?" Wang Dazhi thought for a while and said, "You can try this." ”

According to the system, Wang Dazhi's low-level "wish fulfillment" can realize the wish is limited to a very small space and length of time, and I don't know if the clothes can be changed.

"I want a dress that fits Uncle Lamp's figure." Cortana shouted.

Wang Dazhi raised his eyebrows, happily reciting "wish fulfillment" in his heart, and as a faint blue smoke dissipated, a flaming red and swollen life jacket similar to a vest fell on Wang Dazhi's head.

Xiao Na and the others looked at the life jacket hanging on Wang Dazhi's head, they were all stunned, and the wish came true and summoned a life jacket, how did Wang Dazhi wear it?

Wang Dazhi took off the life jacket, his eyes glared angrily, and he scolded in his heart: "System, you come out for me, what do you mean by throwing a life jacket?" ”

"Ding Dong, the type of clothes of the owner of the magic lamp is not specified, and the system randomly selects it."

"Random?" Wang Dazhi wanted to cry without tears, "Then you can give me another pair of pants!" ”

The system calmly replied: "Ding Dong, the owner of the magic lamp said that as long as there is a piece of clothing, not a set, not pants, and the system will strictly fulfill the wish of the owner of the magic lamp." ”

"Count you ruthless!!"

Wang Dazhi gritted his teeth.

Mao Zi looked at the life jacket in Wang Dazhi's hand, scratched his head, and said, "This dress should be able to be worn, everyone said yes?" ”

"Mentally retarded."

The other three little children all glanced at the hairy child, and Wang Dazhi also interjected.

Bei Xiaoyu pushed the big glasses and said lightly: "Kang Jiafu, your bodyguard should have brought a change of clothes, you can ask for a set for Uncle Dengshen, isn't that fine!" ”

"Oh, yes!"

Kang Jiafu's eyes lit up, he slapped his palms, and said with a smile: "You wait, I'll go to my mother." ”

"I'm rubbing, I'm going to have new clothes to wear."

Wang Dazhi was overjoyed, threw away the life jacket in his hand, and stared happily at Kang Jiafu's return, the new clothes that had been waiting for a long time were finally coming.

After more than ten minutes, Kang Jiafu ran over panting with a pile of clothes, stuffed the clothes to Wang Dazhi, and after resting, said, "The old witch asked us to go back quickly, as if we were going to divide the room." ”

"Okay, when Uncle Lantern God gets dressed, we'll go back together."

Cortana nodded.

Wang Dazhi had already hugged the pile of "new clothes" and rushed back to the magic lamp, spread out the clothes, he said "Huh", bent down, and carefully picked up a pair of lace sex panties, he said to himself in surprise: "Could it be a blessing from heaven?" ”

He leaned his head and sniffed deeply, and the next second, his eyes widened suddenly, and he swiped the lace panties in his hand vigorously, and fell on the ground "vomiting" and retching.

At this time, his heart was broken, your sister, actually let him smell a strong smell of men's seafood, so disgusting, think about him is going to vomit out the food he ate last year, the most important thing is that he also automatically made up for the appearance of the man wearing this pants - vomit!!

After tossing for a long time, he finally put on the clothes sent by Kang Jiafu, of course, he didn't wear underwear, no way, one was wet, and the other, alas, forget it, don't mention it, it's all tears.

Wang Dazhi put on the bodyguard's suit, frowned, and came out of the magic lamp with a depressed face. ”

"It's cooler." The hairy boy gestured twice.

"Thank you." Wang Dazhi tugged at the corners of his mouth and asked strangely, "Don't you think there's something wrong with this dress?" ”

Cortana tilted her head and shook her head, "No, it's good." ”

Kang Jiafu smiled and said: "This is specially customized for bodyguards in our family, and the quality is very good." ”

Bei Xiaoyu pushed the big glasses and said lightly: "Not bad." ”

Wang Dazhi held his forehead, pointed to the corner of his shirt that was almost above his knees, waved his sleeves, kicked the trousers that were obviously more than ten centimeters more, and said speechlessly: "Don't you think these trousers are a little long?" ”

Kang Jiafu scratched his head, stuck out his tongue and said, "It seems to be really a little long." ”

Wang Dazhi couldn't help but ask, "Xiaofu, how tall is your bodyguard?" ”

Kang Jiafu thought for a while, and gestured: "Well, listen to my mother, it seems to be more than 1.9 meters!" ”

"How many meters is nine?"

Wang Dazhi was in tears, he was only one meter and seven meters tall, a difference of more than 20 centimeters, Kang Jiafu, don't you know to give me a trumpet?

In the end, he still didn't let Kang Jiafu go back to get it, and he wore it.

"Uncle, let's see who can run back the fastest."

After the naughty mischievous boy spoke, these little children suddenly spread their feet and ran forward, and Wang Dazhi pursed his lips, his face was disdainful, and he decided to let them for a second, after all, he was an elder and had to take care of the juniors.

A second later, he immediately spread his feet and rushed forward, overtaking the little boys in a moment, and then sneering at them and snorting away.

When he looked back again, the little kid in the back had been dumped a few blocks later, well, when I got there I should pretend to sleep, so that they would mistakenly think that I had waited for them to fall asleep, well, this pretending is hard to do.

But after a while, he suddenly stopped, uh, no, they just said where to go, I wipe, they didn't say where to go, and now he was confused.

I've got to go back to them!

Wang Dazhi shed two lines of tears, turned the direction, and returned to the original road, but after looking all the way, he didn't find Xiao Na and them, and in desperation, he could only ask while looking for it, and it took more than ten minutes to reach the location.

What hit him even more was that these little children actually slept on the ground collectively, and when he arrived, he got up slowly, made a sleepy appearance, rubbed his eyes and said in unison: "Uncle Dazhi, you are so slow, we have all slept for a while, and you have just arrived." ”

(To prevent revealing his identity, he told the children not to call him the lamp god again, but to call him Uncle Dazhi.) )

Wang Dazhi's face darkened, he glared at Xiao Na and them "viciously", gritted his teeth and said: "You little rabbit cubs, you dare to conspire to rectify your Uncle Dazhi, see that I don't clean you up." ”

Then they pounced on it with their teeth and claws, and Xiao Na and the others naturally laughed and ran away, and bursts of laughter rang out on the upper floor of the dormitory in the tourist area.