Chapter 64: The Weaver Girl? This stalk is poisonous.
I don't know how long he bent over to work on the road, Wang Dazhi only knew that when he finished measuring that kilometer, he was so tired that he couldn't straighten his waist, and when he straightened his waist, his back was sore for a while.
In desperation, he could only bend like this for the time being, slowly trying to straighten up, but the distance of one kilometer had been completed, and he could complete the first requirement of the wish card task, that is, he paused and laughed.
"Hahaha-"
Thinking about it, he bent over and stamped his feet hard and laughed, although the smile was very far-fetched, but in order to complete the task, he gritted his teeth and laughed wildly, but, laughing and laughing, he really amused himself, at first to complete the task, and then he was directly taking care of himself, full of smiles.
However, he laughed for a while, but the sky suddenly darkened, and it was a cloudy rhythm, and if he hadn't seen a dozen pairs of shoes appear under his eyes, he would have almost believed it.
"Haha~"
Although he didn't know why these people were so kind to shield him from the sun, he knew that the mission could not be left behind, so he continued to laugh as he slowly left the surrounding place.
However, as his footsteps moved, the dozen or so people also moved, as if they saw themselves as Wang Dazhi's parasols, and they had to ensure that Wang Dazhi was not exposed to the slightest sun.
This friendly behavior moved Wang Dazhi so much that he even brought his smiling face with flowers, bringing "haha" into the rhythm of the most dazzling national music, and at the same time his body shook in harmony, as a performance for those good people who helped him shade the sun to thank them for their friendliness.
"Bastard!!"
However, an angry roar came, Wang Dazhi was pushed to the ground at once, he was stunned all of a sudden, he forgot to laugh, he looked around, and the confusion on his face suddenly turned into capitalization.
More than a dozen people around him, one by one, dressed in linen and filial piety, glared at him angrily, as if they wanted to swallow him, he shrank his head, and looked at the street, there were many wreaths, bright and beautiful, and by the way, a notice was pasted, and the book "Mr. Zhou's funeral" was written.
"Damn, system, you cheat me."
Wang Dazhi was so frightened that his eyes were about to fall, it turned out that he had been laughing outside the mourning hall just now, no wonder these people were so angry, they surrounded him and didn't let him go, it turned out that they were not shading him, but planning to beat him.
"Big brothers, it's a pure misunderstanding."
Confucius once said: Two fists are hard to beat four hands, and a good man does not suffer immediate losses; Wang Dazhi looked at the more than a dozen people on the other side, and immediately coaxed, his mouth was explaining, but his eyes had already aimed elsewhere, intending to find a gap and slip away.
It's a pity that his previous behavior has greatly angered these men who wear linen and filial piety, and after the men shouted violently, they all punched and kicked Wang Dazhi.
"Ah, ah, don't slap your face."
Wang Dazhi protected his only distressed face, although he looked ugly in the eyes of outsiders, but he couldn't stand him and felt that he was handsome, so he covered his face and bumped into each other, and finally managed to escape after experiencing heavy blows.
As soon as these people saw Wang Dazhi running away, they hurriedly chased after him, but Wang Dazhi was a person who took the "Tong into the athletics" with him, cheated, and even he was afraid, and took these men out of eight streets in one go, more than a dozen men were tired into donkeys, and a butt sat on the side of the street, opening his mouth and panting regardless of his image.
Wang Dazhi went to a nearby store to ask for an ice cream and licked it without blushing or panting, and apologized to the men who didn't have any strength: "Everyone, I was really unintentional just now, please forgive me." β
As he spoke, he calmly took a sip of ice cream, licking the ground with relish, and when the men saw it, their faces turned green, and a few men who had spare strength didn't say a word, gritted their teeth and chased Wang Dazhi three streets, and finally fell tired in the middle of the road.
Wang Dazhi swallowed the remaining ice cream in one gulp, looked at the panting men pitifully, turned his head, waved his hand, and walked away in style, leaving behind a piece of ice cream paper and a group of envious, jealous and hateful men.
After turning an intersection, Wang Dazhi grinned and rubbed his body, he was beaten a few times just now, he didn't know how many fists and feet he had hit, and when he opened the black white vest, he was full of bruises.
While rubbing the bruises on his body, he took out the wish card and looked at the next task request: "Take a hundred steps and send soap to the Weaver Girl." β
After reading it, Wang Dazhi immediately complained: "Damn, don't pit me this time." β
Having said that, he already had a vague feeling in his heart, 30 million yuan is really not so easy to get, the system, who is the Weaver Girl? It can't really be the legendary Weaver Girl!! I cried.
Since the task did not say where to start walking a hundred steps, he took some time to buy a piece of soap, after all, there was a requirement in the task, and he had to send a piece of soap to the Weaver Girl, although he didn't know why he wanted to send it, but he knew that this must be the beginning of another tragedy for him.
"This is fate, admit it!"
Wang Dazhi thought sadly, holding the soap tightly in his hand, and began a frightened hundred walks, which was quite a bit of a tragedy of wind and depression and water cold, and the strong man would never return.
After walking a hundred steps one step at a time, Wang Dazhi raised his eyes and looked, he unconsciously walked into a dilapidated park, there were almost no people in the park, only a pair of dogs and a man and a woman showing affection on the park bench.
When he saw it, there was no Weaver Girl, so he was happy to sit not far away and quietly look at the pair of dog men and women, I didn't believe it, I stared like this, you are embarrassed to continue kissing.
Sure enough, after discovering Wang Dazhi's fiery gaze, the dog man and woman consciously parted their lips, each of them was a little shy, and began to chat seriously, and their eyes always glanced at Wang Dazhi unconsciously.
Wang Dazhi saw that he had ruined the mood of others, and he was happy in his heart, and he didn't continue, after all, this kind of thing was more immoral, and he began to ponder about the Weaver Girl.
In this park, there is only one woman, but this woman obviously does not meet the characteristics of the Weaver Girl, firstly, she does not weave things, and secondly, she does not weave things.
Distressed!
He scratched his head, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "Eh, will this girl be a textile worker, if so, then she is eligible." β
Thinking of this in his heart, he immediately stood up, paced in front of the dog man and woman, met the surprised eyes of the dog man and woman, and asked happily, "May I ask what this girl does?" β
The girl was slightly stunned, and subconsciously said: "I'm a supermarket cashier." β
"Supermarket cashier!?"
Wang Dazhi almost beat someone, but he didn't meet the conditions, I damn it, you are a cashier who can't collect money well, what kind of field battle do you come to the park to fight, will it hinder me from completing the task?
Knowing that the girl did not meet the conditions, he sighed in disappointment, thinking back to what he had done today, thinking about the task requirements, and hesitantly guessing: Could it be that this hundred steps should start from the mourning hall, not a random place.
He looked up to the sky and sighed: "I'm leaning, I'm a road idiot, okay?" It's hard to get back to where you just was.,System.,You let me go! β
At this time, the dog man and woman behind him actually discussed the Christmas date, damn me, you think it was Valentine's Day! Need men and women to come out and fool around together?
"Huh? Valentineβs Day! No, Chinese Valentine's Day should be Qixi Festival! The days when the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl fought in the air. A flash of inspiration flashed in Wang Dazhi's mind, "Will this girl's birthday be the Qixi Festival?" This is also in line with the conditions of the Weaver Girl! β
Sure enough, he had just finished guessing, and the girl behind him coquettishly said, "I don't want Christmas!" Hmph, you better think about what birthday gift you will give me on Qixi next year! β
The boy was speechless and said: "There is still more than half a year before Qixi Festival!" Wife, you're too anxious! β
Wang Dazhi's eyes shot out a few kilowatts of strong light, I damn it, it's really a weaver girl, that's right.
He turned around, stuffed the soap he had prepared into the hands of the bewildered girl, and laughed, "Weaver Girl, the soap is for you." β
The girl was confused and didn't know why, but her husband's face changed greatly, he stood up suddenly, and suddenly roared: "Who are you scolding? Who is the Cowherd? Ah, who has ever been a cowherd? Who are you bastards scolding? β
Wang Dazhi looked confused with a capital letter, what's wrong with this buddy, I just sent a piece of soap to your wife, and I didn't scold you, uh, although the Weaver Girl's husband is a cowherd, it's true, but what's wrong with you Cowherd, isn't the cowherd very good?
Wang Dazhi, who thinks he is pure, tried his best to pretend that I didn't understand, but looking at the boy's angry expression mixed with a little panicked, he had already suddenly realized in his heart that the girl was a weaver girl not because the girl's birthday was on the Qixi Festival, but because the girl was the wife of the cowherd, so it was the weaver girl, I went to it, you are too good at playing in the system, I will definitely be played to death by you in the future.
"Bastard."
The angry boy took advantage of the moment when Wang Dazhi was distracted and punched Wang Dazhi hard in the face.
This punch was full of power, making his head tilt, his body involuntarily deviated, and he couldn't help muttering: "Don't slap your face." β
At the same time, it suddenly dawned in his heart that this kid was attacking.