() The boy was furious, and he punched Wang Dazhi fiercely.

Wang Dazhi was stunned at the time, and I didn't directly say that you are a cowherd, do you need to be so angry? Little brother, you are young in the end, you are so flustered that you are easy to be misunderstood, you see your girlfriend's green eyes, you have learned a lesson!

In the next second, the girl broke out and yelled fiercely: "Tell me clearly, what kind of work did you do before?" ”

The boy panicked all of a sudden, and hurriedly explained: "Xiaoli, I really love you, I dare to swear to God, since the day I met you, I have been devoted to you, and I have never had any other thoughts, please believe me." ”

Wang Dazhi saw a pair of chickens and ducks about to disperse because of him, his heart was full of guilt, he couldn't help but open his mouth to persuade the girl: "This big girl, I think my buddy really loves you, even if you are green, he has always been loyal to you, unswerving, you forgive him this time!" ”

"Yes, yes! The big brother is right. When the boy heard Wang Dazhi say good things for him, he immediately glanced at Wang Dazhi gratefully, and nodded busily, "Xiaoli, I am sincere to you, just like this big brother said, even if you are green, I still love you." ”

After speaking, the man was stunned for a moment, what do you call you green, I love you too, isn't this a deformation to admit that I am a cowherd! Damn, it's such a deep word game, I don't read much, is it really good for you to play me like this?

The man glared at Wang Dazhi fiercely, and when he glanced at the girl's increasingly angry eyes, he secretly screamed in his heart, and hurriedly explained: "Xiaoli, listen to me, I didn't mean that, I ......"

"Shut up."

Xiaoli let out a lion's roar, and the two bulls whose noses seemed to be angry spewed out two white gases, and said angrily: "It turns out that you are a gay, since you don't like the opposite sex, you come to disturb my life again?" In vain, I believe in you so much, it turns out that you are such a cowherd, you get out, you get out of me. ”

Wang Dazhi saw that the girl had exploded, Tong Na's explosive force value shook in his mind in an instant, his face changed, and he immediately left quietly.

Confucius once said: Only the cowherd and the woman cannot be provoked!

So, he ran away very singlely, as for whether they will be separated because of this, he is not worried, if it is true love, it will definitely withstand this setback, if there is no emotion, can not understand each other, tolerance, then what is the point of being together in the end.

In short, Wang Dazhi's concept of love is: soak first and then say, if you don't have a girlfriend, what kind of love concept to talk about.

Ran out of the park in one breath, looked back, the girl's lion roar was still echoing in his ears, and he couldn't help sighing: "Dude, I can only help you get here, whether you can get rid of this murderous girl depends on your next appearance." ”

After muttering to himself, he happily took out his wish card, and now that he had completed two tasks, there were two left, well, the next task requirement was - to catch chickens at the nearest bus station.

It's too simple, isn't it just to buy a chicken? Why did the system give me such a simple task, could it be that I was handsome? Deliberately paid 30 million to buy my first night? It's impossible, my future only belongs to Da Na, the system you get rough.

Wang Dazhi scratched his head and thought wildly, after all, the previous two tasks made him a little weak-hearted, how could the third task be simple, it must be that I was too pure and didn't understand the meaning of the system.

"The nearest bus station!?"

Wang Dazhi glanced left and right, sighed slightly, as a member of the road dementia syndrome, he said that it is the most troublesome to find the road, it is better to simply take a taxi.

Moments later, he got into a taxi, and in the strange gaze of the taxi driver, he said that he was going to the nearest bus station.

The taxi driver didn't explain too much, stepped on the accelerator, made a turn 100 meters ahead, and immediately stopped, saying, "Sir, your destination has arrived." ”

Wang Dazhi looked at the serious taxi driver in a daze, and couldn't help but sigh: "Sure enough, it's still fast to take a taxi, if you find the way by yourself, I don't know what if you find the Year of the Monkey?" ”

After speaking, he took out the money to pay the fare, got out of the car and stretched, accidentally glanced around, and was stunned, hey, the park in front is so familiar, it seems that I have been here before.

"No matter, it's important to complete the wish card mission."

He looked around and casually pulled someone to ask, "Excuse me, do you know where there are chickens here?" ”

The man was stunned, then glanced at Wang Dazhi with disdain, broke away from Wang Dazhi's hand, and kept patting the sleeve of Wang Dazhi's shirt that Wang Dazhi had grabbed just now with disgust, and then "bah" for a while, and left without saying a word.

Wang Dazhi looked at this dashing brother in confusion, I came to catch chickens, and asked you where are the chickens here that offended you again? It's also illegal to buy chickens now? Annoying too?

He walked around and saw an old man wearing a pair of sunglasses, sitting in a rocking chair, staring in the sun at the humble barber shop opposite, where the proprietress and two female employees were sitting at the door in skirts to solicit business! He thought to himself, "This must be a local, and he must know where the chickens are." ”

So, he hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "Uncle, how are you old man, do you know where there are chickens around here?" ”

The uncle stared at the opposite side intently, and said calmly: "What chicken?" ”

Wang Dazhi turned his head and thought about it, there was no requirement for a chicken on the wish card task, so he said, "Any chicken?" As long as it's chicken, it's fine. ”

The uncle finally withdrew his gaze at this time, licked his dry lips unsatisfactorily, and stretched out his shriveled palm tremblingly.

Wang Dazhi looked at it, with an expression of I understood, took out a hundred-yuan bill and put it on the palm of the uncle's hand, and said happily: "Uncle, you can say it this time!" ”

Who knows, the uncle threw away the hundred-yuan bill, and scolded and said: "Young man, do you understand the rules, is Uncle Ben a person who is short of money?" What Uncle Ben lacks is viagra. ”

"Viagra!?"

Wang Dazhi was stunned again, uncle, you should be old and strong, you are still thinking about this kind of thing at such an old age, I Wang Dazhi will not accept anyone in my life, uncle, I will obey you today.

In desperation, he took the money and sneaked into the adult-sex store, bought a box of viagra, spent a hundred yuan, and then handed it over to the uncle, finally satisfying the uncle.

The uncle smiled, raised his hand tremblingly, pointed to the humble barber shop opposite, and said with a smile: "Na, that's the chicken you are looking for." ”

Wang Dazhi looked at the uncle's hand, Damn, the chicken is the barbershop proprietress and two female employees?

He tried to show a pure appearance that I didn't understand anything, and wondered: "Uncle, are you sure you are not wrong. ”

At this time, the uncle had already recovered his gaze from the barber shop opposite, his eyes were not instantaneous, and he ignored Wang Dazhi's question.

Wang Dazhi had no choice but to believe in the uncle, and walked over to the barbershop proprietress.

When the proprietress saw Wang Dazhi coming, her eyes lit up, and she couldn't help but throw a wink, beckoned, and glanced at the two female employees at the same time.

Wang Dazhi kept pretending that I didn't understand, walked over stupidly, and suddenly grabbed the shoulder of the proprietress and smirked.

When the proprietress saw it, she felt that it was wrong, and said angrily: "You are stunned, what are you doing?" ”

Wang Dazhi grinned and smiled: "I'm here to catch chickens." ”

"Smack!"

A backlash came suddenly, he covered his "handsome" face that had suffered several times today, looked at the proprietress who slowly withdrew her palm with teary eyes, and shouted wildly in his heart: "Don't slap your face if you say yes." ”

However, the calamity was not over, and at some point, several little hooligans had already surrounded him, and one by one they looked at him with malicious intent.

"Again, please don't slap your face, thank you."

When the gangsters were forced to come up, Wang Dazhi suddenly stretched out his hand, made a "stop" gesture, and indifferently put forward his last request.