Soft white clouds roam freely across the clear blue sky, and the breeze blowing from afar gently blows through the meadows, stirring up ripples and carrying the scent of grass.

The breeze with turquoise waves surging towards the villa, gently brushing the face of the crane, bringing a trace of coolness, he lay leisurely on the chair, looking at the scenery in the distance, from time to time to suck a sip of cool juice, leisurely waved his hands and feet, this day, so uncomfortable! Raising his hand to pill his head, changing to a more comfortable position, Yunhe couldn't help but sigh, this is life!

In the distance, the cowboys are diligently driving the herd, and Yunhe, as a rancher, is lying here lazily, sighing idly about life, looking at all this, Yunhe is not only not ashamed, but enjoys it with peace of mind.

It's not that I'm lazy, if I go to work, the cowboys still think I'm not satisfied with their work and want to fire them, Yunhe said quibbly for his behavior.

The more he thought about it, the more justified Yunhe continued to make excuses for himself, you see, if I go to work, then there will be a cowboy's job taken by me, he will have nothing to do, and it is very likely that he will be fired, and the social unemployment rate will increase again.

I am making a contribution to reducing the unemployment rate of the society, thinking about it this way, Yunhe suddenly felt that he was so great, touched his chin, and couldn't help but wonder, I am so tired and tired to reduce the unemployment rate for the society, and I have paid so much wages, is this Xiao Ao Hei going to give me the best contribution award!

Yunhe, who was immersed in self-hypnosis, was suddenly awakened by a ringtone, it was a video call, he picked up the phone casually, and said casually: "Hello! ”

The familiar Chinese came from the other end of the phone, but the voice was a little obscene, "Yo, Brother Yun, when did you still use bird language?" It's pretty good! ”

Hearing this familiar native language, Yunhe was stunned for a moment, and then looked carefully at the head in the mobile phone, "Huh? How are you kid? ”

"Why can't it be me? Am I picking the wrong time to disturb you to do a good job? As he spoke, he squeezed his eyebrows obscenely, and then hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Brother Yun, if my sudden sudden attack has caused you any bad consequences, you can still afford to buy Indian God Oil!" Don't be embarrassed, it's my fault and I should pay for it. With that sincere expression, Yunhe suddenly had an impulse to pick up the slippers on the ground and smash them with the uppers.

"Get out of your uncle, Cheng Xi, do you think I'm you? I'm a good and pure boy, don't use your evil mind to speculate on me! Otherwise, I wouldn't mind letting you know why the flowers are so red! Yunhe angrily threatened.

"Okay, good, you are a simple young man, I was wrong, your old subordinates are merciful, my small body can't withstand a few blows from your old man!" As soon as he heard Yunhe's threat, Cheng Xi immediately relented and made a gesture of surrender.

"Okay, let's not talk about this, Brother Yun, what do you want to say about the popularity on the Internet in the past few days? You have now become a humanoid tyrannosaurus in the hearts of hundreds of millions of Chinese! How's that, isn't it a little exciting? Cheng Xi changed the topic, and when he said that later, this guy couldn't help but squeeze his eyebrows.

Yunhe was confused by Cheng Xi's inexplicable words, what is this? What's going on? What humanoid Tyrannosaurus? What's going on?

Looking at Yunhe's puzzled expression, Cheng Xi's face on the other side couldn't help but become weird, "Damn, boss, you won't have left society and really become a hermit, right?" Have you been online these days? ”

"It's definitely on!" Yun He replied resolutely without thinking about it.

"Then why don't you know about such a hot thing? Now anyone who is on the Internet knows this! Cheng Xi asked in disbelief.

Only then did Yunhe react, what the two of them said on the Internet was not the same place as the Internet, so he replied with a strange face: "Eh...... Well, I'm in the U.S. now, so maybe we're talking differently. I now surf the Internet every day on the websites of the United States and China, and I haven't looked at domestic websites in the past few days. ”

Cheng Xi over there immediately shouted in surprise, "Lie down, boss, why did you go abroad?" I mean, why are you still dragging foreign languages with me? ”

"Well, something happened, oops, I can't tell you on my phone, anyway, I've immigrated to the United States now, and I'm already a member of the evil bourgeoisie!" As he spoke, he shook his eyebrows.

"Damn, it's only a blink of an eye, and you're a crooked nut? How can you be so ruthlessly detached from the warm embrace of our socialist family? Cheng Xi pointed at Yunhe, his face full of astonishment, and a little pain, and asked in disbelief.

"Hey, I don't want to! However, I shouldered the expectations of the party and the state, and in order to accomplish the great task of harming the United States, I had no choice but to leave the warm family of socialism and resolutely jump into the stinking quagmire of capitalism. Yunhe's face was full of grief, and he had a resolute expression that I don't go to hell, who will go to hell.

Looking at Yunhe's performance that can be called an emperor, Cheng Xi said that he knelt down, and he couldn't imagine that there were more strong players among the strong, today he saw what it means to have mountains outside the mountains, and there are people outside the people, just this acting skill, a proper Oscar nomination! The hope of the Celestial Empire to win the Oscar is placed on him!

"Okay, I won't talk to you, I'll go to the domestic website and see what you're talking about? I'm still confused. After being funny for a while, Yunhe's face turned straight, and then he picked up the tablet next to him and searched.

As soon as I entered the **, I immediately spread all over the world, "Daughter-in-law, come out to see aliens!" "Seeing the tyrannosaurus in human skin, the bear cried! "Aliens have invaded Earth! "The great god will show you what it means to be bullish and have no limits! ", "Little pot friend, Shu Huang will take you to see monsters" and other posts with extremely exaggerated titles rushed to the face, followed by a link.

Yunhe didn't click on the link first, because he probably guessed what was behind the link, so he opened the comments to see what netizens thought.

The dream of youth is ruined: "Silence for three seconds for this poor bear!! ”

I'm Dasha Force: "Sofa"

Wearing pants and painting oil paintings: "Since ancient times, the second floor has been stupid, and in addition, the second floor has a good understanding of himself!" ”

Don't look at piracy: "God, please take my knees, OIZ!! ”

A carefree step: "Please tell me, it's me who is dazzled!" ”

Zhong Fu's death: "You don't have a dazzle, you're blind!" ”

"Why did I wake up from a sleep, and I feel that the world is no longer my familiar world?!" ”

"Child, close the computer, push away the chair, lift the bed, lie in and continue to sleep, get up tomorrow, you will see that there are already little monsters on the street." ”

The hand of the shadow: "Master, accept the apprentice!" ”

Luo Yu lingered: "Master let me ask, are you a male or a sister?" ”

Heavenly Demon Demon Knife: "Criminal, you dare to ruin the reputation of your teacher, and you are angry with me!" With a leather whip, the candle returns ready to be punished! ”

Naturally, hehe: "The taste upstairs is very strong!" ”

……

Seeing that the comments in the back were gradually crooked, Yunhe turned off the comments, jokes! Is my taste that low? Excuse me, please add one more sentence, don't disturb if you are not a goddess!

After reading the comments, Yunhe clicked on the link, and sure enough, it was not what he expected, it was a video, it was a video of his fight with the black blind man, the picture was a little low, it should have been so frightened that he threw the camera to the ground after seeing the black bear, and just now I wondered that I didn't see them have camera tools in their hands at the time, how could there be a video circulating.

At the end of the video, Cheng Xi and a group of them appeared, they told the scene to the camera one by one, of course, the words artistically exaggerated Yunhe's bravery, seeing this, Yunhe couldn't help but nodded with satisfaction, well, it's not bad, for their sake, forgive them!

Putting down the tablet, Yunhe looked up at Cheng Xi, who was a little nervous, Cheng Xi didn't wait for Yunhe to speak, and said with a grunt: "Boss, I was wrong, I just wanted to put it on ** to add some attention to myself, how did I know that the video was suddenly so popular, I admit my mistake." ”

Then, seeing that Yunhe didn't seem to be angry, Cheng Xi said with a shy face: "Boss, how is it?" Feeling a little excited? Think about it, there are countless girls looking at your heroic posture all day long, maybe you have become the dream lover of countless girls at this time, don't you think about it a little excited? As he spoke, he shook his eyebrows obscenely.

"What? If you say that, I'm going to reward you? ”

"If you always have to reward it, then I don't mind." As he spoke, he pretended to be embarrassed, and when he saw Yunhe's eyes, he immediately smiled flatteringly and undisciplinedly: "How come? With your old and explosive appearance, do you still need me to do more? With your appearance, a proper national male god! Wherever you go, you can attract thousands of girls. ”

Seeing that Cheng Xi was very smart and saw through the essence of everything, Yunhe gave up his plan to beat him, this kid is very good and very discerning!

Seeing that Yunhe had no intention of pursuing him, Cheng Xi hurriedly changed the topic, "Boss, which state are you in now?" ”

"California, a small place called Mariposa, close to the Sierra Nevada, only a two-hour drive from the famous Yosemite National Park, if you have the opportunity to come here, then take you for a good walk, and my ranch is also very good, the scenery is not to mention!"

"What? Pasture? Do you work on the ranch now? Cheng Xi asked in surprise.

"Well, I bought a small ranch."

"Damn, you're a landlord now?! I will definitely come after a while, and you, the big landlord, will be ready to meet the judgment of our people! ”

"Always ready to be judged by the people!" The two talked and laughed again, and then turned off the video, Yunhe, a dumb guy, picked up his mobile phone, and strolled around with interest**, looking at the various exclamations and knees of netizens, and instantly felt a sense of pride, and by the way, he paid attention to Cheng Xi and left a message @ him, "I wanted to be a beautiful man quietly." ”

After doing all this, Yunhe dropped his mobile phone and went for a leisurely swim, but he didn't know that this sentence had caused a huge heated discussion in the distant Celestial Empire.

(ps: Thank you for the 300 points of oil painting in pants, 100 points of coins that are not looking at piracy, 588 points of free step, thank you three brothers, thank you for your support, today is late for the update, Ah He has two courses to take the final exam next week and next week, so you have to preview it well, I haven't turned the book for a semester, so I have to take a serious look at it recently, if I fail the course again, Ah He's G point will be worried, so it may be a little late to update, I hope you forgive me.) ）