Chapter 24: Learning to Ride a Horse
Carefully pedaling the old grandfather's bicycle, Yunhe began to patrol the ranch every day again, watching the cowboys along the way nod to him one by one, Yunhe suddenly had a feeling that the ancient emperor was on patrol, although this emperor was very down-grade pedaling on a broken bicycle, please ignore this detail.
Emperor Yunhe, who was inspecting the world, was smug in scanning his territory, and suddenly found that several large trucks had broken into his territory.
I didn't care about pity for my classic car, so I quickly increased the horsepower to the maximum horsepower, and rushed to the truck convoy with righteous indignation, shouting while pedaling desperately: "Stop, stop, what are you doing?" Who let you in? ”
Gradually, as he approached the convoy, Yunhe, a guy whose head was often cut off, suddenly remembered that Joseph seemed to have told him that there would be a cart to bring livestock in the morning, and this should be it! He quickly stopped, and when he looked closely, it was all a cart of grass and mud horses, hey, and a few horses!
Seeing that there were horses in the carriage, Yunhe immediately became excited, my Jesus Daddy, I can finally get out of this classic car! Speaking of this, Yunhe couldn't help but complain about Old Liman's stinginess, there were only a few horses in the huge ranch, only enough for cowboys, and he, the rancher, didn't even have his own horses until now, and this rancher was also a scorpion poop - the only one!
Commanding the cowboy to drive all the livestock down from the cart, Joseph, who was relieved, saw the crane who had been scratching his ears and cheeks on the side, and told Song Chuan to take him to learn horses quickly.
Song Chuan led Yunhe to the stable, he wanted to familiarize Yunhe with the horse's habits before practicing. Can't ride a horse immediately, Yunhe was a little depressed, muttering sullenly, seeing Yunhe's expression, Song Chuan smiled, "Boss, the rice has to be eaten one bite at a time, the road has to be walked step by step, don't be anxious, only learn to communicate with these babies first, in order to control them, you want to run before you learn to walk, but if you take a big step, you will pull the egg!" ”
Yunhe rolled his eyes, "Hehe, don't you know that my eggs are hard?" ”
Song Chuan immediately pinched his orchid fingers, patted Yunhe's shoulder, and said with a wink: "Boss, I really don't know that you are hard!" That person came to your room tonight to try it! ”
Yunhe immediately felt a chill, and quickly hid to the side: "Get out of your uncle, you dead faggot!" ”
The two came to the stable, Song Chuan took out his jujube red horse, touched its neck, and said to Yunhe who was standing on the side: "Boss, come and try." ”
Hearing Song Chuan's words, Yun He immediately couldn't wait to come up, stretched out his hand to touch it, and was so frightened that Song Chuan hurriedly pulled him over, "Boss, you are standing in the wrong position, fortunately, the horses in our ranch are docile, if you are unlucky and meet a grumpy horse, maybe it will raise the horse's hooves to give you a kick, and it is normal to break a few ribs." ”
When Yunhe heard this, he was startled, wiped the sweat on his head, and couldn't imagine that a small position was so important! Then, Song Chuan said: "Before riding, it is best to brush the horse's bristles and stroke its neck, and now I will teach you how to brush the horse's bristles." ”
Song Chuan picked up the brush and demonstrated: "Boss, you have to use a stiff brush first, and when brushing, you have to brush in circles, so that you can brush off the dirt in the hair, this is not only a hard work, but also have patience, and be as gentle as you treat your girlfriend, just like me." ”
After demonstrating for a while, Song Chuan handed the brush to Yunhe, who felt the novelty, brushed it with great interest, it looked easy, but it was difficult to do, and after brushing for a while, his arm became a little sore, and with his perverted body, he was sweating a little.
Seeing Yunhe clean up the horse's body, Song Chuan took out another brush, took his place, and said, "Boss, your arm is quite powerful!" The average person will be a little unbearable for the first time brushing the horse, I can't imagine that you can insist on brushing it to the end, amazing, you are definitely a single unicorn arm for 20 years, it seems that there is exercise every day, admire and admire! As he spoke, he frowned and pointed at something.
Seeing that Yunhe's face was starting to be wrong, he could vaguely feel a cold murderous aura directed at him, and he quickly changed the topic and said: "Okay, let's continue to learn, after brushing with a hard brush, brush with a soft brush again, pay attention, you must not use a hard brush to brush the horse's face, you must use a soft brush." ”
Seeing that Song Chuan was teaching seriously, Yun He forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart, and dared to say that he had been single for 20 years, and with his brother's appearance, he still couldn't find a sister paper to make an appointment or something, are you looking down on me?
Although Song Chuan's mouth is a little cheap, but this technique is not said, this jujube red horse comfortably rubbed his back from time to time, seeing that the horse likes him so much, Song Chuan waved his eyes at Yunhe.
What a naked provocation! Yunhe's temper couldn't stand it, he threw away the brush in his hand, pushed Song Chuan away, occupied his seat, gently hugged the neck of the jujube red horse, and then stroked it gently, only to touch it twice, the horse's eyes flashed with intimate colors, rubbing his back coquettishly, and Yunhe also waved his eyes at Song Chuan proudly.
Seeing that he touched it twice, the jujube red horse rebelled and threw himself into the arms of Yunhe, Song Chuan said that his fragile little heart couldn't accept it, and stood in place dumbfounded, and couldn't believe it: "Damn, how is it possible, you just touch it twice, and it likes you?" ”
In an instant, Song Chuan felt that his perception of the whole world had collapsed, and he and this horse had been together for many years before they finally cultivated a relationship, but today the boss did it with two touches, please tell me, am I not awake from a dream?
Seeing Song Chuan's incredulous expression, Yunhe instantly felt a sense of accomplishment in his heart, boy, don't you know that my brother is a man who is open? You still dare to provoke me, I will defeat you in your proudest place today, tsk, this feeling of crushing others is cool!
Song Chuan, who felt that his whole life was bleak, was silent, but Yunhe was still using the taunting skill on the side, and what this guy liked to do the most was to sprinkle salt on the wound, "Hey! Song Chuan, don't be discouraged, after all, my brother is not an ordinary person, I am a man who hangs up, and I have an aura of animal closeness, no matter how hard you work for many years, you can't reach the level of brother, hahahaha~"
Seeing that villain's smiling face, Song Chuan hated it so much that his teeth itched, but he was helpless, this was his boss after all, what else could he do? I could only break my teeth and swallow it in my stomach, and scolded in my heart, Song Chuan, Song Chuan, do you say you are stupid X? It's not good who you're looking for, you have to find the boss, now it's planted, and you have to be honest if you are ridiculed!
was hit by Yunhe like this, Song Chuan stopped snorting, and taught honestly, Yunhe saw that this guy was honest, and he stopped hitting him. You can't be ruthless at one time, the fine water has to flow for a long time, otherwise this guy will hide from me when he sees me in the future, it won't be fun, and the ranch cowboy is a big celestial empire, so he can't play him badly!
Next, Yunhe finally got on the horse as he wished, every man has a heroic dream of riding a horse and fighting a sword to go around the world since he was a child, and now he can finally fulfill this little wish, Yunhe can't help but be a little excited.
Looking at the behemoth in front of him, which coexisted with strength and elegance, Quart's physique was significantly taller than that of the Mongolian horse, with a shoulder height of about one meter six.
Yunhe couldn't help but take a picture of himself, uploaded ** and @ Cheng Xi, this look, stunned, I wiped it, what is the situation, why is it only a day's work, this attention has risen so much?
Looking at the comments again, what are the comments such as "Worship the Great God at close range", "Hello Master, come and kneel down", Yunhe knew that it was probably a good thing that Cheng Xi had done, and this girl must have exposed herself to divert his attention.
These days, netizens who can't find themselves have been paying attention to Cheng Xi who originally released the video, but it has brought him a lot of pressure, he is a son of an official eunuch, and what the second generation is most afraid of is the public's attention, so he adheres to the principle that dead friends do not die and poor people, and this girl quickly sold him! Your uncle, you made friends carelessly! You're too undetermined, that's it, shelving the war, a proper traitor!
Seeing Cheng Xi @ himself, let himself put some photos of the ranch, Yunhe, who was about to go crazy all day long, immediately found an outlet, and released all the pasture photos taken in the past few days, and proudly @ him, "How is it?" Brother's ranch is good-looking, right? ”
After posting the photo, Yunhe continued to ride a horse, and finally found a toy in the ordinary ranch life, but he hadn't had enough of it!
It's just that I don't know why, after posting the photo, Yunhe suddenly felt uneasy in his heart, and this uneasiness continued to shroud his heart.
(ps: I started to code 3,000 words first.,I don't feel like it's all deleted.,Recode a chapter.,I'm sorry to get it now.,Let everyone wait for a long time.。 )