hurt his face, of course Wang Dazhi was embarrassed to run around, and honestly stayed in the room assigned to Xiao Na, originally Xiao Na came alone, there was no room alone, and later reported the name of Uncle Dazhi, so he got this room.

Wang Dazhi is so familiar with these children, and naturally he got to know their parents and relatives through these children, including Mi Yu, Xie Qiu and Pei Yi, as for Huang Lan, I'm sorry, Jiang Dafa and Xiao Na are not in the same class, so they can't be separated together.

When Xie Qiu appeared in front of Wang Dazhi with her bodyguard who was more than 1.9 meters tall, Wang Dazhi immediately remembered the lace panties full of seafood flavor, like a thief, and glanced at the bodyguard cautiously.

After the ordinary and exciting day, the world entered the evil night, so the evil ** hidden in people's hearts was seduced, and several parents of Mi Yu unanimously decided to pull Wang Dazhi in the same room - to play cards.

"Uncle and aunt, let's talk about it first, if you lose, you have to be drawn on your face." Mao Xiao held a brush that he got out of nowhere, and excitedly announced the rules of playing cards, "My own children can help their parents, of course, if they are punished, they can also take the initiative to help their parents bear it, provided that you are willing." ”

In this way, Kang Jiafu and Xie Qiu are together, Bei Xiaoyu and Pei Yi are in a group, Jiang Xingsheng is in a group with Mi Yu, and as for Xiao Na, of course, it is with our cute Wang Dazhi.

Before the start of the card game, Wang Dazhi raised his hand violently and said, "Can I be exempted from punishment?" ”

Mao Zi looked at the turtle shape on Wang Dazhi's face that had not disappeared, shook his head with a snicker, and said righteously: "Of course not, we have to pay attention to fairness, and we can't just punish others without punishing you." ”

"Okay!"

Wang Dazhi glanced at the snickering Mi Yu and them, put down his hand depressedly, and then the hairy boy began to deal cards as a notary.

At first, Wang Dazhi planned to have a good time, but as time passed, he found that if he didn't go crazy, he would not be a turtle, but a double turtle.

"Uncle, when will your two come out?"

"Uncle, if they don't want your K, will you get rid of your single 4?"

"Uncle, don't you have three Qs?"

"Uncle,"

When the **** of the second turtle on Wang Dazhi's face took shape, he couldn't hold back any longer, turned around, glared at Xiao Na who made an innocent expression, gritted his teeth and said, "Xiao Na, you are really good at pit uncle like this?" ”

Cortana pursed her lips and said aggrievedly: "Uncle, do I just want to help you win?" ”

The corners of Wang Dazhi's mouth twitched, and he held his breath and said, "Then you go and help your aunt and them, and your uncle will thank you." ”

"Haha."

Mi Yu and the others watched Wang Dazhi and Xiao Na arguing, they were all very happy, and in the end, Mi Yu opened her mother's arms to Xiao Na, beckoned to Xiao Na, and said with a smile: "Xiao Na, your uncle doesn't want you anymore, come to Auntie." ”

"Thank you, Auntie, don't be stupid Uncle Cortana."

Xiao Na made a grimace at Wang Dazhi, squeezed behind Mi Yu, and connected with Jiang Xingsheng to discuss something.

When Mi Yu came out with three 5s, Wang Dazhi was going to draw out his three A's, and then go one by one, Xiao Na suddenly said: "Auntie, if they are too big, do you want to make three 2s!" ”

Jiang Xingsheng interjected: "It must be, otherwise they will run away." ”

Wang Dazhi thought about it, silently stopped, and then finally found out, your sister, Mi Yu only has a 2, Cortana, you are such a pit uncle, is it really good? Also, what are you doing squatting behind me, peeing on your toilet! By the way, what kind of mobile phone do you play with as a child, don't you know if it hurts your eyes?

When Cortana said, "Isn't our three-of-a-kind 2 the biggest?" Wang Dazhi did not believe in evil and made three A's, and then Mi Yu threw down three 2's.

When Cortana said, "Oh, Auntie, our cards are so scattered." Wang Dazhi threw down a few dragons, leaving a single sheet of 5, and then the last dragon was asked by Mi Yu

When Wang Dazhi glanced back at the hairy boy who was concentrating on playing with his mobile phone after drawing a Gumi for him, and then looked at the chat on his mobile phone, the other party's name was Mi Yu

When he turned around again and saw Jiang Xingsheng, Kang Jiafu, and Bei Xiaoyu all holding their mobile phones to send messages, his heart was broken, your sister, just playing cards, do you need such a cheating uncle? Or join forces to pit together, woo, Uncle Policeman, they hurt me, please take them away quickly!

Wang Dazhi looked at Mi Yu depressedly and their smiling appearance, gritted his teeth, and said fiercely in his heart: "Since you are unkind, then don't blame me for being unjust." ”

He still remembered that the thousand techniques stolen from Tong Jin, the thousand kings of the vegetable market, came in handy now, and when he held the poker, he silently thought in his heart: "Father Tong, I hope you don't learn from your granddaughter to pit me." ”

Subsequently, the battle began.

Hey,I actually have two small single cards.,Or 4 and 5.,It's not good to come out.,Well.,Just take one of them away with a thousand techniques.,Hehe.,It's not for nothing that I'm called Dazhi.。

Wang Dazhi's fingers moved slightly, and the cards in his hand unconsciously held a 5, and glanced at Mi Yu and them cautiously, seeing that they did not react at all, aha, successful, Tong Dad is worthy of being called a thousand kings, his thousand skills are still very awesome, and the system's judgment is not accurate! actually said that you can only deceive children and grandmothers, you see, doesn't this deceive these social elites?

What the? You say that there is no social elite, I rub, how do you calculate? A nationally renowned mathematician, a billionaire's wife, the wife of a gangster in the capital, what is this not an elite? Uh-huh, not sensible.

Wang Dazhi triumphantly played the cards, just out of a big card, Mi Yu they don't want, and he only has a 4 left in his hand, there is a sudden mischievous voice from behind: "Uncle, this is your card!" ”

After speaking, he stuffed the 5 that was taken away by Wang Dazhi with hand speed and technique into his hand, he was immediately confused, looked at the remaining 4 and 5 in his hand, turned his head, stared at the innocent hairy child with wide eyes, he was full of internal flow, Tong Dad, your family bullied me, and you also bullied me together with others, I hate you.

No, how can it be so easy to admit defeat, hum, since the cards will be found when you put them outside, then receive the magic lamp inside, I see which of you can still find it.

Wang Dazhi smiled yin, moved his fingers lightly, and at the angle that the hairy child could not see, the two difficult cards in his hand suddenly disappeared, and then he flattened the river, smashed the yellow dragon, and successfully captured the flag among tens of millions of people!!

In exchange for Bei Xiaoyu's sentence: "Uncle Dazhi, your cards are wrong, there are two missing." ”

Wang Dazhi was stunned, looking at Bei Xiaoyu who pushed the big glasses, the reflection on the lenses made him feel so mysterious and desolate, your sister, there is still a card to be remembered, so that no one can live.

After Cortana threatened to classify their respective cards, Wang Dazhi took out the two loose cards with tears in his eyes, and watched the three parties on the opposite side come and go, fighting each other.

Hey, only the last loser was drawn a turtle, why are you so excited, I'm already out of the game early, you're having such a good time, how can I think, is it really good that you ignore my feelings so much?

When the game was over, Wang Dazhi cried with two turtles: "God, I think I am poor and white, but I have three wives and four concubines, five hugs and six hugs during the day, nine shallow and ten deep at night, which attracts hundreds of people to be jealous, thousands of people envy and hate the dignified male god - Wang Dazhi, will actually fall to the point where he is now bullied by children and women, and the way of heaven is unfair~"

Crying, he wiped his tears, suddenly remembered something, folded his fingers to calculate, and muttered to himself: "Hey, no, I shouldn't have only three wives and four concubines, well, I should have four wives and six concubines for a total of ten girls." ”

"Change the slogan."

Wang Dazhi's eyes opened, tears were left again, and he raised his head and cried: "God, I want to be a chicken and two eggs, but I weigh three pounds and four taels, and when I am soft, five inches and six centimeters are hard, I shoot nine feet and ten feet in seven and eight points, and scare away a hundred cannons to shoot down thousands of planes and thousands of ships-Wang Dazhi, the dignified male god, will actually fall to the point where he is now bullied by children and women, and the way of heaven is unfair~"