Chapter Twenty-Three: Playing a ghost is also injured
Sad, Wang Dazhi decided to find some comfort, to let this sadness continue to pass on, as the saying goes, it is better to be happy alone than to be happy with all, sharing - is a rare virtue of our human beings, of course he will not lack the urge to share.
So after clapping his hands, he gathered his little subordinates, Xiao Na and them, and began to discuss mysteriously, and finally, his nominal leader was forced to obey the advice of his subordinates - pretending to scare Ge Genying.
"Teacher Ge, in fact, I rejected this plan at first." Wang Dazhi muttered silently in his heart, "But after Bei Xiaoyu decided to give me her aunt's mobile phone number, I decided to change the principle, after all, it is a matter of lifelong happiness, Amitabha, I am really sorry." ”
made a decision, and when it was quiet in the dead of night, well, mainly after twelve o'clock, Wang Dazhi's skills were refreshed, and Xiao Na made a wish to get a white robe out of thin air, after all, he is wearing a white robe like this now, and he doesn't plan to innovate, it's too risky.
Wang Dazhi spread out his white robe and looked, oh your sister, this is not a dress, but a rag with seven or eight holes, "I believe that you are evil, no wonder you can get it with low-level wish fulfillment, it is really not a good product." ”
But fortunately, this is used to pretend to be a ghost, not really to wear it, he put the white robe on himself, and then turned into the form of a lamp god, the blue smoke on his lower body floated, and the whole person floated around, it was really a little weird, and people who didn't know it were really creepy and frightened at first glance.
"Wow, Uncle Dazhi, come on."
Xiao Na's little face flushed with excitement, and she cheered up Wang Dazhi one by one, her little eyes were full of warm brilliance, which made Wang Dazhi speechless, his impression of Ge Genying was still good, seeing that Ge Genying was so unpopular with children, he could only say: "These little children are worthy of being little children, and the kindness of adults is really not something you can understand." ”
Wang Dazhi put away the rags and told Xiao Na and them: "I'll go explore the road first, and you will come later, you know?" Remember, be sure to bring the magic lamp with you. ”
"Well, Uncle Dazhi, we got it."
Xiao Na and the others nodded seriously, and after Wang Dazhi was sure that it was really okay, he quietly opened the door, probed out to take a look, and after making sure that there was no one, he made an OK gesture to Xiao Na and the others, and got out by himself.
Ge Genying's residence is on the upper two floors, so Wang Dazhi walked up the stairs, however, just up to the first floor, a cute little girl came out of the corner, he saw that this little Lori was so cute, and suddenly showed a smile that he thought was very handsome.
Little Lori looked at Wang Dazhi blankly, and when Wang Dazhi thought she was fascinated by her handsomeness, Little Lori said in a milky voice: "Big brother, you are so ugly." ”
Wang Dazhi immediately stumbled, sweating wildly in his heart, you little radish head, what nonsense to tell the truth, oh no, how can you lie, and lie with a serious face, can you be shameless when you are young?
The corners of his mouth twitched, he took out two candies from his pocket, and smiled kindly: "Little sister, are you alone?" You see, your uncle has candy in his hands, and if you praise your uncle, your uncle will give you candy to eat. ”
Little Lori bit her little finger, her little eyes stared at the candy in Wang Dazhi's hand, full of longing, she pouted, nodded and said, "Uncle, you are a good person, give me candy to eat." ”
Wang Dazhi smiled smugly and asked, "Little sister, do you want to eat candy?" ”
Little Lori nodded wildly: "Yes, yes." ”
Wang Dazhi pinched his palm, put away the two sugars, pouted and said, "Little sister, I didn't expect you to be beautiful, I want to be even more beautiful." ”
Little Lori was stunned for a moment, and then her two big eyes suddenly moistened, and she cried "wow", and the ghost cried and howled, and the earth was shocked.
Seeing this, Wang Dazhi glanced left and right, no one, and then ran away with a thief's heart, and quickly ran up to the upper layer, as for whether this little Lori's crying would alarm the people on the upper layer, he was not worried, after all, there are so many children, it is normal to have one or two crying.
After going up to explore the environment around Ge Genying's residence, he waited for Xiao Na and a few people to come up, and after a while, Xiao Na and the others arrived as scheduled, he beckoned to them and said in a low voice: "Xiao Na, you put the magic lamp outside the guardrail, and then you hide behind, understand?" ”
Cortana and the others held back their excitement and nodded quickly, and then Cortana carefully placed the magic lamp outside the guardrail, and covered it with flower pots, if they did not move the flower pots, it would be difficult to find the magic lamp.
Seeing this, Wang Dazhi gave Xiao Na a thumbs up, and then waved his hand, asking them to find a place to hide, and after making sure that they were hiding properly, he covered his face with a white rag, watched through the hole in the rag, cleared his throat, he smiled darkly, turned into a magic lamp, and reached out to "touch" and knock on Ge Genying's door.
"Who?"
Ge Genying's voice came from the room, but Wang Dazhi didn't answer, and floated up and waited for Ge Genying to open the door.
"Huh? What the heck? ”
Suddenly, there was a sound of footsteps on the stairs, Wang Dazhi turned his head to look, and was immediately stunned, it was actually Xie Qiu's bodyguard who came up, the perverted man in lace underwear, the perverted man also saw Wang Dazhi who was floating up, and he was startled, screamed, and his fist hit Wang Dazhi's body with lightning speed.
"Poof~"
Wang Dazhi only felt a pain in his abdomen, and his stomach was churning, so that he couldn't help but squirt out a mouthful of saliva, and his body flew out upside down.
Just when Wang Dazhi thought that he was about to be kicked again, and his mouth was wide open and he was about to howl miserably, the perverted male bodyguard shrank suddenly, and then his body was suddenly bounced back and fell to the ground.
Wang Dazhi was stunned, after making sure that this thing would not hit him again, his wide mouth slowly closed, anyway, there was no need to howl miserably, he looked strangely at the perverted male bodyguard who fell to the ground and grinned, and couldn't help muttering in his heart: "What's wrong with this thing?" I haven't touched him, I'm damn, this expression is like being beaten by me, I said brother, it's a waste that your acting skills don't go to the film and television industry, what kind of bodyguard! ”
The perverted male bodyguard slowed down for a while, stood up, looked at Wang Dazhi with a strange image, and was a little afraid in his heart, but thinking that he could punch Wang Dazhi with one punch just now, his courage grew again, his fists were clenched, and a standard left hook punch was banged.
Wang Dazhi opened his mouth wide and was ready to howl again, but in the next second, the perverted male bodyguard seemed to have punched the wall, and he himself howled miserably, covering his fists, and his forehead was drenched in cold sweat.
Wang Dazhi was dumbfounded again, closed his mouth, and cursed in a low voice with his throat: "Damn, brother, you are too unsophisticated, I really haven't touched you, are you really good at acting by yourself there?" You don't need others to play against you at all, although life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills, but here you and me, you don't need to do this! Everyone is eating with each other, you work so hard to make the audience think of me, I rely on it, you still act, you still act, see if I don't kill you. ”
Wang Dazhi said a long list, in fact, he was secretly observing the state of the perverted male bodyguard, and seeing that he didn't seem to be pretending, he was both surprised and happy in his heart, surprised that the perverted male bodyguard was injured inexplicably, and he was happy that the perverted male bodyguard was really injured.
Add insult to injury! Take advantage of people's danger! It's his favorite.
Wang Dazhi screamed, and the whole person suddenly floated to the perverted male bodyguard, clenched his fists and hit it, the perverted male bodyguard looked startled, and suddenly stretched out his fist to meet him.
"Smack!"
The slight sound of fists hitting the flesh sounded, Wang Dazhi looked at the stunned perverted male bodyguard under him, he was expressionless, slowly put away the punch, took two steps back steadily, and stared at the perverted male bodyguard carefully, and then he suddenly covered his fists and howled: "God damn it, it hurts me." ”
"Click~"
At this time, Ge Genying's door opened, Ge Genying stood at the door in a daze, looking at Wang Dazhi with a blank expression, and then slowly turned around and closed the door, and after two seconds of silence, the door suddenly sounded a miserable howl that was even more terrifying than Wang Dazhi:
"Oh my God, there's a ghost! There are ghosts! ”
Wang Dazhi's ears were beating, and his eardrum was almost broken, he quickly covered it, didn't think much about it, and flew out of the railing, and the whole person shrank into the magic lamp, as if flying downstairs.
The perverted male bodyguard approached the railing with a slightly pale face and saw that there was no Wang Dazhi figure for a long time, and at this time his body slid softly on the ground, and the whole person was drenched in cold sweat