Chapter 101: The Skill of Two Fat Cats
"The new film of the famous Hollywood director released a teaser, which will be a fantasy movie with a little freshness and a little thriller elements related to trees."
Chen De was sitting on the sofa drinking water, and when he saw the so-called movie trailer on the TV, he almost squirted. In the trailer, he sees himself, yes, himself.
Chen Deshu!
It's really Chen Deshu, it's really the tree he was possessed by on his first tree-changing trip! In the trailer, the scene where he was cut off with an axe was perfectly reproduced, and he immediately remembered the actor, if he turned into a tree next time, and happened to meet that guy, he must poke that guy's ass with a branch. Share!
"Uncle Dezheng, what's wrong?"
Chen Xiaoxiao noticed Chen Dezheng's abnormality and asked curiously.
"Xiaoxiao, if I say I appeared in the movie trailer, would you believe it or not?"
Chen Dezheng put down the water glass and looked at his little niece very seriously.
"Don't believe it!"
The little guy shook his head directly.
"Why don't you believe it?"
"None of them look like Uncle Dezheng!"
Clever little guys!
Chen Dezheng smiled and rubbed the little guy's head, but in fact he appeared in the movie, but not him, but his soul, he was attached to the tree in the background of the movie, and he watched the actors act with his own eyes. To tell the truth, that actor's acting skills are really not good, far inferior to him Chen Dezheng, look, how well Chen Dezheng plays a tree!
Although it's just a trick, and it's just an unintentional trick, Chen Dezheng thinks he should go to the crew to ask for a trick fee, although the trick is not valuable, isn't it an actor?
"Uncle Dezheng, Sister Nanxin said to take me to the park in the afternoon, and by the way, watch the performance of Zhan Wu and Nine Lives, do you want to go?"
Chen Xiaoxiao put down the water cup and asked Chen Dezheng.
"What show?"
Chen Dezheng was stunned, the little guy didn't say anything, he really didn't know that there was such an arrangement in the afternoon.
Two fat cats to perform? What can they perform, can they perform eating fish? The two fat cats, although they are both special breeds, but the park is in public, their special skills will definitely not be performed in public, and listening to the little guy's words, it seems that Nanxin asked the two fat cats to perform for the little guy, and those two fat cats want to learn from the kung fu cat and pull the little guy into their sect?
"I, Chen Xiaoxiao, am a contemporary descendant of the Fat Cat Sect, and I am still waiting for Xiaoxiao, and I will not be caught yet! Ahhh Thief, look at my fat cat's palm! ”
Chen Dezheng simulated a scene in his mind, and he felt that it was very inconsistent, whether it was a big cat pie or a fat cat pie, it was not suitable for the little guy. Although the two fat cats are a special breed, the parents of the little ones are not ordinary people. For example, cousin Chen Huang can be called the male protagonist of standard urban novels, with great kung fu, great pickling methods, handsome and rich, and running all over the world. Look at the little guy and her own mother, a person on the African savannah, his appearance changes every once in a while, and if he doesn't change his appearance once, it is equivalent to evolving once, and his individual combat effectiveness is probably already the top in the African savannah.
In fact, Chen Dezheng really wanted to say something to the little guy: Xiaoxiao, do you know, your mother is on the African savannah, but she is a fierce woman who can catch the foot of an African elephant with one hand! Of course, this is just an idea, as the uncle of the little one, it is very inappropriate to describe the little one's own mother like that.
"Xiaoxiao, what do you think of the two fat cats in Nanxin's family?"
Chen Dezheng thought about it and asked the little guy a question.
"It's good, it's just a little fatter, I wasn't so fat last year, and I've gained a little weight this year, and when I grow up in the future, I will definitely not be as fat as them."
The little one replied innocently.
"If those two fat cats want to teach you something, such as jumping from one place to another, climbing from under a tree to above a tree, and strange things, like cat fist technique, cat cat leg technique, cat cat floating or something, will you learn it?"
"Uncle Dezheng, you've read too many comics! Battle Five and Nine Lives are so fat, how can they float on the water, they may not be able to swim up if they fall into the water! ”
"Xiaoxiao, suppose the two fat cats are martial arts masters hidden in the city, and they want to take you as an apprentice, are you willing?"
"Uncle Dezheng, what age is it now, how can there be any martial arts masters, I am a post-00 generation in the new century, I only believe in science!"
Burst!
Hearing the little guy's answer, Chen Dezheng decisively turned his head sideways and squirted with a smile. Then he turned around, picked up the little one, and strode outside.
"Let's go! Go to the park and see what two fat cats can do! ”
"Go ahead, go to the park! Dogs dogs! ”
Park, familiar park.
The time passed three o'clock in the afternoon, the sun was just right, it was still the open space in the old place, and the three of them were watching two cats.
Chen Dezheng is on the left, Nanxin is on the right, and Chen Xiaoxiao is in the middle, holding her Uncle Dezheng with one hand and her sister Nanxin with the other, watching the fat cat perform. Two fat cats, one black and one white, the black fat cat Zhan Wu is on the bench on the left, and the white fat cat is on the bench on the right, not lying on their stomachs like before, and the two fat cats are now standing, standing on the edge of the bench, facing each other.
They narrowed their eyes and yawned at the same time, and just then a fallen leaf came and landed between the two benches, and at the moment when the leaf fell to the ground, the two fat cats barked, moved, and jumped.
"Meow!"
"Meow!"
The cat on the left jumped to the long bar on the right, and the cat on the right jumped on the bench on the left, and at the same time turned around and stared at each other, as if starting an invisible confrontation, as if entering a spiritual battle!
"Hah"
Chen Dezheng couldn't help but yawn, he actually wanted to laugh, if jumping from the left stool to the right stool, jumping back and forth like this is also a skill, he has nothing to say.
Chen Xiaoxiao also yawned, obviously the little guy didn't have much interest in the performance of the two fat cats.
"Need a little music."
Nan Xin said with a smile, turned on the phone and started playing music, when the first note sounded, the two fat cats on the bench suddenly shook, as if awakened, and the front legs were raised, and the whole cat body stood upright, and the two fat cats jumped down at the same time, staring at each other in an upright way to the beat of the music, as if they were dancing out of a parallel line!
"Dangdang!"
The piano music was suddenly excited, and the two fat cats took a stride towards each other at the same time, and the front legs were used as hands, only to see the black cat fighting five one cat's paw sticking to the white cat's nine lives' cat paws, and the other cat's paw hugging the white nine lives' plump waist, a solemn look at each other, the two fat cats began to dance with the music!
They were dancing, dancing a dance that Chen Dezheng was not interested in, a bit like tango, a little like that, anyway, Chen Dezheng was not very interested. However, he was still surprised, especially when he watched the two fat cats suddenly jump up, make a beautiful spinning dance move in the air, and then stand upright and land steadily, and continue to dance their fat cats, he couldn't help laughing.
Because, the two fat cats are so devoted, it's as if they were possessed by the world's first-rate dancers! (Two more, ask for collection, ask for recommendation votes!) Visually delivered before six o'clock! )