Chapter 102: Let Chen Dege break the deadlock
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The last note is still, and the two fat cats are still, their faces are against their cat's faces, their chests are against their chests, their stomachs are against their stomachs, and their thighs are not against their thighs, and they pose in the last pose with the note still.
"Bang bang! Good! โ
Chen Dezheng laughed and applauded, but what he got was the disdainful glances of the two fat cats. He looked at Nanxin, who gave him a blank look, and then looked at the little guy, and the little guy also gave him a blank look.
"Uncle Dezheng, I haven't finished dancing yet!"
Didn't finish the jump?
The little guy said that he didn't finish dancing, isn't the music over?
Chen Dezheng was a little puzzled, looked at the two fat cats, and just saw the two fat cats separated, and then saw the two fat cats slightly bent down their upper bodies, and the two cat's claws were placed on their waists, like two Mongolian warriors, and began to confront each other in circles.
"Bang!"
At the moment when one of the claws of the black cat Zhan Wu fell, Chen Dezheng only felt auditory hallucinations, and heard an extremely strange drum sound, the drum sound was very loud and shocking, and the two fat cats facing each other at the same time circled faster, and the drum sound became more and more intense, more and more exciting, as if there was a primitive wild power.
Auditory hallucinations!
Definitely auditory hallucinations!
Chen Dezheng quickly glanced at Nan Xin and his little niece, both of them looked intently at the two fat cats facing each other in the clearing, as if they had entered a certain state. He turned his head and looked at the two fat cats again, and this time, not only auditory hallucinations, but also hallucinations.
Hallucination!
The sky suddenly darkened, and the surrounding environment became a wasteland, and on the wasteland in front of them, the bonfire was burning, and there were no two fat cats in the field, but two strong men, with only a cloth wrapped around their waists to cover the shameful place, and the two fierce men were circling around the bonfire!
"Hey, hey!"
"Hey, hey, hey!"
"Bang! Boom! Bang bang bang! โ
I heard more and more sounds, in addition to the sound of drums, there were also shouts, as if cheering for the two fierce men facing each other. Chen Dezheng suddenly felt as if he was still being subjected to a primitive tribe in Africa, and at this moment he was staging an extremely primitive struggle.
It's primitive, it's wild, and it's out of place in the modern city. He reminded himself that everything he saw was fake, and what he heard was fake, that there was no wasteland, no campfire, and no fierce men, and the two guys who looked like fierce men were actually two fat cats.
"Hey, hey, hey!"
The original wrestling begins!
At the moment when the two shirtless men hugged each other, the illusion disappeared at once, the bonfire was gone, the wasteland was gone, the sky became brighter, and in the open space in front of them, the two fat cats faced each other with their front paws against their front paws, facing each other semi-upright, and continued to circle in circles!
But the auditory hallucinations were still there, the two cats didn't take a step, the passionate drum sounded, Chen Dezheng's heart also beat with a strong beat, an extremely primitive impulse was generated in his body, at this moment he wanted to open his mouth, to the sky, to a beast roar.
He couldn't help it.
Reason triumphs over wildness, this is a park, a park in the city, this is a civilized world, yelling and screaming will be considered crazy, and it will be a sin to scare a passing child.
Chen Dezheng is trying to fit in with the two cats, but both fat cats are very strong, and it will be difficult to tell the winner in this wrestling-like way. He knew that the two cats were extraordinary, and they were the same breed as the kung fu cat, although this was a public place, he actually had a little expectation in his heart, the two fat cats would perform some extraordinary skills in public, and then be caught by scientists, so that when he and Nanxin went on a trip in the future, there would be no two fat cats in the way.
Unfortunately, the two fat cats don't seem to want to perform extraordinary skills, or that the previous dancing was their extraordinary skills. The two fat cats rubbed together, like a wrestling master, and like a judo master, cat's paw to cat's paw, cat's eye to cat's eye, and the lower plate was stable like a stinky stone in a pit, and continued to circle around.
It is more accurate to describe it by spinning in place, in short, the two fat cats are now wrestling, wrestling in the way of primitive hand-to-hand combat. The fat cat will win, Chen Dezheng can't guess, and he doesn't have time to guess, because he has hallucinations in front of his eyes!
No, it's not an illusion, it's an illusory starry sky, and the transformation suddenly comes!
Transformation mechanism, fuck your uncle!
Chen Dezheng scolded, at this point in time, he didn't want to deform at all, and he had no choice but to scold the deformation mechanism while angrily choosing the deformation.
"Chen Dege, transform!"
Fusion, Penetration, Landing in the Unknown!
Wait, how does it feel familiar?
When Chen Dezheng opened his eyes and saw the figure on the empty field a hundred meters away, he had an urge to kill the transformation mechanism. This time the landing site is a park, yes, it's really a park, it's the park where his main body stays. No, do you see, the guy standing on the field a hundred meters away, the guy standing as if he was asleep, is the human body!
There is a saying called taking off his pants and farting, and Chen Dezheng thinks that this sentence perfectly describes his situation at the moment. He raised the pigeon's head and asked the sky, do you need to play like this, do you need to turn into a pigeon and stand on a branch, and observe the three people and two cats from the perspective of a pigeon, do you need to use this God's perspective to see your own human being? There is no doubt that he has once again been pitted by the transformation mechanism.
He flew forward and landed on the bench, surveying his human body, which stood still with its eyes closed, as if asleep. This situation is okay, it is relatively safe, there is a little niece in Nanxin by his side, if he suddenly deforms during the climb, most of the human body will have to roll down the mountain. Looking at Nanxin and the little niece again, the two of them didn't seem to notice his pigeon that suddenly fell, but they still watched the two fat cats fight intently.
In the end, I looked at the two fat cats, still sticking to each other and spinning in place, the victory and defeat were indistinguishable, and the situation was deadlocked.
"Forget it, I choose to kill myself!"
Chen Dezheng sighed in his heart, flapped his wings, flew into the air, and confirmed that no one would pass below, and the two wings suddenly stopped flapping, and then began to do a free fall movement.
"Meow!"
Just when Chen De was about to crash, a meow, a figure as fast as lightning swept from the empty field, jumped directly above Chen Dezheng's pigeon, and then opened his mouth to bite Chen Dezheng's wings, biting Chen Dezheng and preventing Chen Dege's suicide!
"Bang!"
Chen Dege was thrown to the ground, and he jumped up from the ground and stared at the guy who had just hindered his self-termination, which was a cat, a black fat cat. It's it, it's it, it's it, Black Cat Battle Five!
"Goo!"
Chen Dezheng's face was cold, he folded his wings, and shouted at the black cat Zhan Wu, which is translated into human language: You stupid cat, if you don't continue to fight, why did you run to stop Lao Tzu from terminating himself? I just want to be a human again! (Thank you for the tips of 'Zhu Luoyan', 'Xiao Tianya', and 'Peace of Mind', thank you for your support!) Three more delivered, squatting for collection, asking for recommendation tickets! ๏ผ