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Time was in a hurry, two days passed in a flash, Li Fei asked people to take the fingerprints on the small gold pot, and after making sure that there were no unfamiliar fingerprints, he asked the experts of the Cultural Relics Bureau to identify the value of the small gold pot.

After the experts from the Cultural Relics Bureau came to identify it, they came to the conclusion that this was just a modern iron kettle, not an antique cultural relic, which made Wang Dazhi very angry, and secretly said that these brick families did not know the goods, and completely forgot that when Tong Na and Qin Lao regarded the small golden pot as a cultural relic, he scolded the dog with blood.

In this regard, the system can't look at it: "Didi, the magic lamp is the door to communicate the real world and the magic lamp space, and it is made of iron sheets. ”

Wang Dazhi's face turned dark, and he scolded: "If you don't open your mouth, no one will know that you exist." ”

After Li Fei identified that the small gold pot was not a cultural relic, he also returned the stolen antique cultural relics, and he was forced by public opinion to announce that the theft case had been solved and the missing cultural relics had been recovered.

As for the little golden pot, it was naturally taken home by Tong Na.

In the Muxidi apartment, Xiao Na's house, Tong Na held the magic lamp and said solemnly to the innocent Xiao Na: "Xiao Na, you tell your mother, do you know who stole those antique cultural relics?" ”

Cortana pouted and snorted, "Mom, I told you a long time ago that Uncle Lamp God did this matter, and I asked Uncle Lamp God to return the things." ”

Tong Na frowned and blamed: "You kid, why do you still learn to lie now?" How many times has my mother told you that there is no lamp god in this world, and you have to believe in science. ”

Xiao Na pursed her lips and said dissatisfiedly: "Mom, if you don't believe it, you return the magic lamp to me, and I will summon the lamp god uncle to show you, and you will know." ”

Tong Na stuffed the magic lamp into Xiao Na's hand, shook her head, and said, "Okay, mom wants to see how my Xiao Na conjures up the lamp god." ”

Xiao Na held the lost magic lamp, the little face turned red because of excitement, she wiped it on the magic lamp according to the usual method, with the sound of "bang", a blue mist rose, Wang Dazhi appeared brightly, he was ready to start saying his appearance: "Let me introduce myself, I am invincible in the universe, handsome and chic, flowers bloom, cars see cars"

However, before he finished boasting about himself, a figure in his eyes suddenly became bigger, Tong Na kicked him in the chest, his eyes widened, and there was a huge pain in his chest, which made him howl miserably, and his body flew upside down, and five meters away, because of the system limitations, he was pulled back by the system.

Tong Na saw that Wang Dazhi, who was kicked by her, bounced back, her apricot eyes widened, her small fist clenched, and hit Wang Dazhi's nose with a bang, Wang Dazhi howled again, and her nosebleed and lay down, and then she pressed Wang Dazhi to the ground and beat him wildly.

"Mom, why are you playing Uncle Lamp God."

Xiao Na was stunned by the scene in front of her and didn't react, until Wang Dazhi's nose was blue and her face was swollen, she didn't react, and hurriedly ran over and pulled Tong Na's sleeve.

"Cortana, get out of the way, it's a monster." Tong Na saw Xiao Na pulling her clothes, and she said anxiously: "Let Mom kill this monster, otherwise he will kill you." ”

Xiao Na hugged Tong Na's show arm tightly, and said urgently: "Mom, Mom, Uncle Lantern God is not a monster, he is a god, he can help others fulfill their wishes." ”

"Yes, yes, I'm a god, not a monster." Wang Dazhi, who was pressed to the ground by Tong Na, hurriedly responded to Xiao Na's words, "Don't fight, ouch, it's painful for me, don't fight anymore, I'm really a god of lights." ”

After Tong Na beat Wang Dazhi fatly, his sideburns were a little messy, his clothes were a little untidy, and the **** under the white jade neck was looming, seducing the soul, but unfortunately, Wang Dazhi, a mentally handicapped boy, didn't notice it.

Tong Na gasped and said coldly: "If you are really the god of lights, how can you be beaten by me and have no power to fight back, and you can't even run?" ”

Wang Dazhi was stunned, and was reminded by Tong Na like this, he suddenly remembered that he didn't have a consumable Muay Thai fighter card! Why didn't you think of using it! And even if you don't use a card, you can retract it into the magic lamp without being beaten!

Thinking like this, Wang Dazhi's heart was darkened, and he hurriedly shrunk, disappeared from Tong Na's hands, hid back in the magic lamp, covered his swollen and painful face, grinned his teeth, hissed endlessly, and said secretly: "This woman is really powerful, she is too ruthless, looking at her body that day, it is soft and white, and she doesn't look like a person who has practiced!" ”

Wang Dazhi kept muttering, his eyes flashed, and suddenly saw a small bookshelf in the magic lamp, he was stunned, walked over, and strangely pulled out a book from the bookshelf, only to see that the four big words "children's puzzle" were written on it, which made his face darken.

He smoked again, and when he saw it, "Good Stories for Children", he slammed it, pulled out another copy from the bookshelf, looked down - "0-year-old book", he frantically tore the book to shreds, and raised the middle finger at the system: "Curse you for having a child without an asshole." ”

Outside, Tong Na watched Wang Dazhi, who was still pressed to the ground by her just now, disappear suddenly, her face tightened, her pretty face was a little frightened, hugged Xiao Na tightly, and looked around cautiously.

"Mom, Uncle Lamp God is back in the Magic Lamp."

Compared with Tong Na's nervousness, Xiao Na seemed very calm because she had seen Wang Dazhi come and go without a trace a few times, gently pushed Tong Na away, picked up the magic lamp, and said proudly to Tong Na: "Mom, now you believe that there is a lamp god, right?" ”

Tong Na frowned slightly, and said with some surprise: "Could it be that there are really gods in this world?" ”

Cortana laughed and said, "Mom, you still don't believe it, wait until I summon Uncle Lantern God out for you to see." ”

As he spoke, he wiped the magic lamp, and the magic lamp emitted a burst of light, and Wang Dazhi, who had a blue nose and swollen face, was ruthlessly thrown out by the system, and glared at Tong Na.

Wang Dazhi said cautiously: "Let me introduce myself, I am invincible in the universe." ”

Before he finished speaking, Tong Na shot again, clenched his fists, and gave Wang Dazhi a left hook, but, maybe it was the lesson of the last time, or he read the children's puzzle book in the magic lamp, he actually expected that Tong Na would make a move, his body flashed, and he shouted in his heart "change human form", and suddenly his body was out of the magic lamp, the blue smoke disappeared, and it turned into his legs, and he slipped away from Tong Na.

"Hey, let me tell you, I'm the god of lights, a god of power, and I'm invincible all over Huaxing Kindergarten, if it weren't for the fact that you are Cortana's mother, and for the sake of a woman, I would have beaten you with a blue nose and swollen face just now."

Wang Dazhi hid obscenely behind the sofa and shouted.

However, Tong Na and Xiao Na didn't care about this, but looked at Wang Dazhi with wide eyes, and after a long time, Xiao Na screamed "wow", her little face was excited, and she said happily: "It turns out that Uncle Lamp God can become a human." ”

Tong Na pulled Xiao Na, looked at Wang Dazhi vigilantly, and snorted coldly: "You said that you are the god of lights, so what skills do you have?" ”

Wang Dazhi straightened his chest, and the black white vest on his body rippled, and he said proudly: "I can make my wish come true." ”

"Wish-fulfillment?" Tong Na glanced up and down Wang Dazhi's equipment suspiciously, and said lightly: "In this case, you can make the world peaceful!" ”

Wang Dazhi's face turned pale and said, "This wish is too difficult, I can't do it." ”

Tong Na pursed her lips and continued: "Then you let China have no poverty!" ”

Wang Dazhi wiped his cold sweat and said with a dry smile: "This is an inevitable law of history, not something I can do." ”

Tong Na looked at Wang Dazhi with some disdain in her eyes, and said: "That's okay, I won't embarrass you, you just let those who steal cultural relics turn themselves in!" ”

Wang Dazhi became more and more weak-hearted, and said weakly: "This is what the police do, I can't cross the line to steal other people's jobs." ”

"Hmph, you can't do this, then you can conjure up an antique relic for me!" Tong Na saw Wang Dazhi's weak heart, and her heart was no longer frightened just now, and her courage became more and more abundant.

"Is a bag of salt okay?"

Wang Dazhi bargained.

"Okay."

Cortana nodded like a chicken pecking rice.

"Wishes come true."

Wang Dazhi's eyes lit up, and he didn't allow Tong Na to refute, so he hurriedly used "wish fulfillment", and with the explosion of a cloud of blue smoke with "bang", a bag of salt fell onto the sofa.

He sighed lightly, looked at Tong Na's stunned appearance, and smiled proudly: "Look at it, I am indeed the god of lights, otherwise do you think anyone can conjure a bag of salt out of thin air?" ”

Tong Na's face changed, and she said viciously: "It turns out that you are the one who stole salt, don't think that you can use a little trick to deceive Cortana with a magic trick, I don't want to eat this set." ”

Wang Dazhi wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and said speechlessly: "You don't believe this, it seems that if I don't show my great divine power, you ordinary people will not agree with me as the god of lights." ”

As he spoke, he spread out his hands, touched the big sofa in front of him, and hummed to Tong Na: "Staring at your beautiful eyes, this god is about to cast a spell, I only need to silently recite a little mantra, and I can send this sand to outer space." ”

Xiao Na looked excited, her face was flushed, her eyes were narrow, she watched Wang Dazhi's movements intently, and said angrily: "Come on, Uncle Dengshen." ”

And Tong Na also frowned slightly and stared at Wang Dazhi hesitantly.

Wang Dazhi smiled and shouted: "Change." At the same time, he silently said in his heart: "Receive." ”

The huge sofa disappeared in an instant in front of the second girl, he smiled proudly, made a gesture to close the work, and said coolly: "Now, you believe that I am the god of lights!" ”

"Wow, Uncle Lantern God is so powerful."

Xiao Na's eyes widened, and her eyes were full of admiration as she looked at Wang Dazhi.

Tong Na was also taken aback, looked at Wang Dazhi in disbelief, swept the room left and right, the huge sofa really disappeared out of thin air, could it be that the mentally handicapped in front of him was really a lamp god?

"Change."

Wang Dazhi saw that the effect was good, and as soon as he pressed his hand, the sofa appeared on the ground again, and it was placed in place, as if he had not moved at all.

"Are you really a god of lights?" Tong Na asked hesitantly.

Wang Dazhi put his hands on his waist, nodded proudly, and said, "Then you see, I am naturally the god of lights." ”

However, in the next second, another figure in his eyes was getting bigger, and a beautiful foot kicked him in the chest again, and he flew out upside down again.

Tong Na flew over, knocked down Wang Dazhi again, and showed his legs with an old fist, which made Wang Dazhi howl in pain, seeing Xiao Na stick out her tongue and quietly return to the room, and said silently in her heart: "Uncle Dengshen, I will pray for you, don't worry!" ”

"Ahh Wang Dazhi kept dodging Tong Na's fists, and howled bitterly: "You dare to fight the lamp god, don't think that I dare to do whatever I want without beating women before, if it's okay, I'll throw you into outer space." ”

"Ah, slap in the face again, don't, I'm eating with my face, don't slap my face, don't kick below, it hurts me to death, what's the sound of clicking, no, it's broken"