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This fat beating did not stop until Wang Dazhi shouted "I can cook".

Tong Na twisted her wrist, raised her eyebrows, leaned over to look at Wang Dazhi, the tall jade rabbit almost wanted to break out of his clothes, and saw that Wang Dazhi's already swollen head was even more swollen, his eyes were not instantaneous, and the pain seemed to be far away from him in an instant, accompanied by only the "old friend" that slowly flowed down - nosebleed.

He wiped it and muttered, "It's white, it's big." ”

Tong Naliu frowned, and suddenly saw that she was disheveled, and the jade rabbit loomed, she was suddenly ashamed and angry, raised her fist, and was beaten again, which made Wang Dazhi's head swollen again, and became a realistic version of the "big-headed son".

"I'll leave the breakfast and dinner at home to you in the future."

After teaching Wang Dazhi a pervert, Tong Na hummed a domineering order, but Wang Dazhi didn't dare to resist, the corners of his mouth were swollen and leaking, and he said: "Thick, fish nail pill scales endure dirt." ”

"Okay, it's none of your business." Tong Na shook her hands, and her white face wrinkled her nose in pain, and she snorted twice.

And Wang Dazhi grinned his teeth, hissed and inhaled and ran back to the magic lamp, and said in pain: "Oops, oops, system, quickly, bring me a bottle of Yunnan Baiyao." ”

"Didi, the system does not provide physical objects." The system ruthlessly rejected Wang's request.

"Oops, hey, didn't you say last time, can you simulate?" Wang Dazhi held his swollen face, wrinkled bitterly, and grinned: "Since you can't provide the real thing, give me a simulated bottle of Yunnan Baiyao." ”

"Didi, the simulation function can only simulate things about children, and does not support simulating others for the time being."

Wang Dazhi roared angrily: "Could it be that children are injured by falls, don't they need Yunnan Baiyao?" ”

"Didi, children are injured by falls, and safflower oil is the first to be recommended."

The system coldly gave a reply that looked like an advertisement.

Wang Dazhi scratched his hair in confusion and said in a daze: "Really? Safflower oil works better than Yunnan Baiyao? I've never heard of it! ”

"Forget it, no matter, you can bring me a bottle of safflower oil to try!"

Wang Da outwitted the safflower oil simulated by the system, grinned and applied it to his swollen head, and the unique taste of safflower oil sneezed irritatingly.

After a few minutes, the cool feeling of safflower oil made him sigh comfortably, but after more than ten seconds, his whole head seemed to fall into an ice cellar, cold and cold, he was shivering from the ground, trembling and asked, "...... system, for ...... What would I feel so cool? ”

"Didi, this feeling is also a simulation."

Wang Dazhi's face turned dark, and he hurriedly said: "Hurry up and stop the simulation, I'm cold, I don't see that my anger is foggy!" ”

"Didi, the host has rubbed safflower oil, the effect simulation can not be stopped, and it is reminded that safflower oil is not suitable for a large amount of saffron oil on the head, it is recommended to use Yunnan Baiyao instead."

Wang Dazhi vomited blood wildly, fell to the ground, lay on the ground and moaned "dying", trembling and raising a middle finger towards the system: "Curse you for having a child without an asshole." ”……

The next day, Wang Dazhi was still swollen and fat like a pig's head, helplessly shrunk in the magic lamp, ravaged the Barbie doll simulated by the system, and then defeated the Transformers model that appeared out of thin air, dominating the magic lamp space, along the way, from invincible, therefore, he dared to call himself "God of Lights". ”

Hatton Elementary, 2nd Grade, 3rd Class.

Ge Genying walked into the classroom with a thick lesson plan, her black glasses reflected a sharp light, and she said lightly: "The physical education teacher is sick today, and this physical education class will temporarily teach Chinese." ”

"Ahh Again. ”

"Oh my God, I can say that my Chinese is taught by the physical education teacher."

As soon as Ge Genying said this, the following suddenly exploded, and the little princes and the rich second generation chattered non-stop, and these elementary school students were extremely dissatisfied with the inability to attend physical education classes all year round.

"Bang~"

The heavy books were placed on the lectern and made a soft sound, but this soft sound made the students below sit upright one by one, obediently and skillfully, and the classroom went from extremely dynamic to extremely quiet, which made Wang Dazhi amazed.

"If you have any opinions or suggestions, you can put them forward one by one, and you are not allowed to quarrel together."

Ge Genying knocked on the lectern and made a request.

"Okay, now who has any comments or suggestions to make."

Ge Genying glanced around the classroom and nodded in satisfaction.

After Ge Genying's words fell, there was still silence in the classroom, and no one wanted to be this bird.

Seeing this, the hairy boy rolled his little eyes, and glanced at Kang Jiafu next to him, he stretched out his foot and stepped on Kang Jiafu's fat feet fiercely, Kang Jiafu stood up with an "ah", bent his feet, and glared at the hairy child while constantly inhaling cold air.

"Kang Jiafu, do you have any suggestions or comments for this class?"

Ge Genying pushed his glasses, the reflection on the lenses was sharp and sharp, and Kang Jiafu was forced to be careful, he swallowed his saliva and whispered: "Teacher, I just want to know what our physical education teacher looks like?" ”

Ge Genying's eyes narrowed, she opened the lesson plan, took out a photo of a middle-aged man, pasted a magnet on the blackboard, pointed to the photo and said, "This is your physical education teacher." ”

After seeing that her students were all nodding, she said, "Now that you know what your PE teacher looks like, do you have any other opinions and suggestions?" ”

There was a sudden silence below, seeing Wang Dazhi snickering, his eyes glanced, and suddenly saw Kang Jiafu stepping on the hairy child's foot, the hairy child's face suddenly changed, but I don't know if it was because he was prepared, although he blushed, he didn't scream, he held back the pain, his little face was distorted, and he looked at Kang Jiafu in a daze.

Kang Jiafu's eyes widened, and the little fat foot stomped down again, the hairy child's face suddenly turned red, and his expression was sour, and finally he couldn't hold back and moaned softly.

This whisper can be described as very huge in the classroom where the needle can be heard, Ge Genying's sharp gaze suddenly swept over, and said lightly: "Hairy boy, do you have any opinions and suggestions?" ”

Mao Zi's face was flushed, his eyes looked left and right, "Eh, eh, eh" for a long time, and he didn't say one, two, three, and finally saw Ge Genying's squinted eyes, he suddenly felt danger in his heart, and said quickly: "Teacher, I just think that the physical education teacher has been sick for too long, from the beginning of our first grade to the present, his illness has not been better, I think, teacher, can you let go of the physical education teacher, so that he can get better for a day, and if he continues to be so sick, the physical education teacher is afraid that he will die in the world." ”

Ge Genying slapped the lectern and squinted at the hairy child, his eyes flashing with danger.

The hairy boy stuck out his tongue, scratched his head, and said with a smile: "That, teacher, I said it wrong, let the physical education teacher be sick like this, anyway, he teaches physical education, he is in good health, and he can withstand years of physical torture." ”

After speaking, he picked up three pens and pinched them into the appearance of incense in the temple, and bowed "religiously" to the middle-aged man who was pasted on the blackboard with a magnet by Ge Genying, and muttered: "Physical education teacher, I don't know what your name is, but don't worry, as a student you have never taught, every time you have a Mid-Autumn Festival, I will definitely burn paper and incense for you, you go all the way, don't worry about us, we will have a good Chinese class." ”

"Haha."

When the students of the third class saw the funny appearance of the hairy boy, they were immediately happy, and they laughed out loud, and one by one they raised their pencils and bowed to the middle-aged man, each muttering in their own way:

"Physical education teacher, I will definitely burn you a junior, my dad likes this the most, you will definitely like it too, by the way, burn a big star for you, you secretly tell me which one to burn at night, I will definitely do it according to your will."

"Physical education teacher, although you haven't seen me, but I have been friends with you for a long time, I just hope that you will be reincarnated as soon as possible, and you can catch up with me when I become a physical education teacher, then, I will definitely not let you take Chinese during the time of physical education class, well, I thought about it, let's go to mathematics, that difficulty is higher and more torturous."

"Physical education teacher, I apologize for your untimely death, last night Emperor dreamed of me, let me make a wish, I made a wish to go to physical education class, I didn't expect God to really give me physical education class, but unfortunately I forgot to say that it was a physical education class with a physical education teacher, which caused your old man's misfortune, sin and sin."

Wang Dazhi listened to the words of these little children, laughed so much that he almost didn't mention that breath, tears burst out of his eyes, and he couldn't help but mourn for the physical education teacher he had never met: Brother, Tong Yan Wuji, you go well.

Ge Genying's eyes widened in anger, and she slapped the lectern hard, so that the children who were trying to be funny just now suddenly quieted down and looked at her one by one.

She took a deep breath, stared at the "culprit", Mao Boy, and said calmly: "Mao Boy, since you have such a big opinion on the Chinese in physical education class, how do you think we should improve?" ”

Mao Zi's eyes rolled, tilted his head and said: "Teacher, we can't just study, the sage once said: Combine work and rest to get a full score." So, we should go out and play and then study a little bit so that we can get a perfect score. ”

Ge Genying sneered: "Which saint said this? Why haven't I heard of it? Moreover, you said that you can only get a full score in the combination of work and rest, and you have never passed, is it because the teacher did not give you a physical education class, so you only got half of the score. ”

"Uh-huh."

The hairy boy nodded wildly, making Wang Dazhi sweat profusely, how can this kid be thicker than me, and the money is not bright!

The corners of Ge Genying's mouth twitched, and he said indifferently: "Since you think so, then the physical education class will be held as usual in the future, let you have a combination of work and rest, and the teacher doesn't expect you to get a full score as the 'saint' in your mouth said, as long as you achieve a passing grade, otherwise, Hugh blames the teacher for being polite." ”

The faint words were full of evil.

"Yay!"

As soon as Ge Genying's words fell, the whole class rejoiced, only the hairy boy wrinkled his little face, a bitter and pitiful face, Kang Jiafu patted him on the shoulder, and said solemnly: "Good brother, sacrifice you alone, happy us all, you are great, and the country and the people will remember you." ”