Chapter 19: She rejoiced in nothing
When I woke up on the morning of the sixth day of October, I saw a message she wrote in the notebook: a smiley face symbol with the words at the back: Have you taken the medicine? The toothache is better, right? Little vixen, the sixth day of October. It seems that she, like me, thinks this medicine is very magical, as long as you take it, it can be effective immediately, and it has the effect of medicine to get rid of the disease.
I picked up a pen and wrote: Okay, this medicine is amazing, thank you again. I also added a smiley face like hers, but I added it at the end of the sentence. She added it in the front, and I added it in the back, and it just so happened that two smiling faces protected our words.
On the seventh day of October, I was woken up in my sleep by a knock on the door, who is it? So immoral, not only noisy me to sleep, but also disturbed my dreams, I finally managed to go to the park with a beautiful girl, just came to a KISS, was about to discuss life in depth, was woken up, I really can't stand it.
Getting up from the bed, getting dressed, I rubbed my eyes that hadn't woken up yet, opened the door, there was nothing outside the door, I poked my head out, and looked closely, but I still didn't see anything. I heard a knock on the door just now, could it be that I was knocking in my sleep? How is that possible? I'm not so sure. Whatever, go back to sleep.
When I lay down, the knock on the door rang again, this time it couldn't be wrong, was it the real knock, I got dressed again, opened the door, or nothing? My fire burned all at once, and I was about to curse when the knock on the door sounded again, and this time my body was still leaning against the door, it could not be that this door was knocked, where did the sound come from?
Ghost. Such a strange thought suddenly flashed in my mind, I couldn't help but have a cold war, and my brain immediately sobered up, it seems that cold really helps to wake up, no wonder there are people in many situations on TV who fainted, so they directly splashed cold water to wake up.
No, the sound is coming from behind me, it can't be that it's hiding behind me now, right? The cowardice in me began to scare myself, and the common human disease is to like to scare myself.
After a minute of celestial engagement, I decided to turn around and see if it was hiding behind the door and knocking? It's not that I really have the courage, but the door in winter is indeed a little cold, if I don't turn to the back of the door, I will definitely not be able to enter the room, I will be frozen, rather than being frozen, it is better to fight, maybe there will be a miracle.
With a slight pull of my hand, there was nothing behind the door, and my heart relaxed, and then I lifted it up again. There are no ghosts, which reassures me, but where does this knock on the door come from? It's ringing again, why is it still behind me? Don't scare me, God, my heart can't withstand this sudden surge of pressure.
Oh, by the way, it must have been a knock on the balcony door, and I immediately ran to open the balcony door, and there was only one person who could knock on my balcony door------ Qian Annie. When I opened the balcony door, I saw her leaning on the railing and raising her hand to knock on my door.
"You're scared the hell out of me." I patted my heart.
"What's wrong?" She clearly didn't realize the thrill I had just experienced.
"Look behind you." I whispered to her, and my face twisted with horror in my eyes.
"Hey...... You can't scare me. ”
"It's true......" I looked even more scared.
She finally couldn't resist it anymore, and turned around with trepidation and curiosity, and there was nothing but the laughter of me behind her.
"Hey...... Are you begging to fight? ”
"Who made you scare me just now. I call it a report and a report. ”
"How can you be such a cautious man? Not a gentleman at all. ”
My body was straight, my upper body leaned forward, my left hand was placed behind my back, and my right hand was placed five centimeters outside my navel. "It's a standard English gentleman's move.
"Go...... Give you a chance to atone for your sins and invite me to breakfast. ”
"Why?"
"You scared me just now."
"Aren't you scaring me too?" ”
"Then I'll scare you, and you'll scare me."
"Wouldn't we add up to zero and get even? What is it that wants me to atone for my sins? ”
"Are you please?"
"You beg me, maybe I'll consider breaking the bank once."
"Alright then, we'll go to the police station later."
“? …… Where else is this going to go? ”
"I went to the police station and showed the thief's letter to the police, saying that you were his accomplice."
"Hey...... It's all in the past, and you're still here. ”
"It's an honor to tell you that this is ongoing, and the police department called the landlord to say that the computer was found and asked me to go over and claim it."
"Ah...... Are you sure? ”
"Do I look like a liar?"
"Not really. It's just wonderful. ”
"Well, that's good, I didn't expect them to get the computer back so quickly, it seems that I didn't have confidence in them before, and I blamed them." She was a little embarrassed.
"That's great, my computer is finally free from your surveillance." My classic films, you can finally stop being invisible.
"Hey...... It seems that you don't cry when you don't see the thief, okay, I'll go down to have breakfast and go to the police station. ”
"I warn you, you can't talk nonsense."
"Don't worry, I'll just tell the truth, I'll tell the police you're an accomplice to the thief, and you warn me when you know I'm going to tell the truth."
"Hey ......"
"And I'll tell the police that every night you go to the night market and give it to your customers."
“…… What are you going to eat? "I can't get in trouble when it comes to making money, I just give in.
"A bottle of yogurt, two eggs, and a hamburger."
"Why are there so many?"
“…… Then I'll pay for it myself. ”
"It's better for me to please, I'll please." Isn't it over budget? It's a big deal, I'll just do more business at night. I'll do two or three more businesses, and I'll stun you.
After washing up, I walked with her to the breakfast shop.
"I'll go with you later."
"What? Overseer, I'm afraid I'll expose you? ”
"You're not that kind of person, I'll take you in a car, faster." What a clever vixen, she knew I was going to fart before I didn't even pout my ass.
"When did you become so kind?"
"I've always had good intentions, but you didn't dig hard."
"I'll be scared."
"Afraid of what?"
"I'm afraid that if I dig out a stench, it will smoke so much that I can't stand it."
"Uh......"
After breakfast, she still followed my advice and took me to the police station, carrying her beautifully, I didn't feel the slightest tiredness.
The road is not very smooth, there is a not too big pit in front, the only thing I can be sure of is that the car was shocked by this pit, my hand holding the handlebar will definitely be numb, but the worst should be her in the back seat, not only the butt will be numb, the whole person will rush forward because of inertia.
I didn't want to abuse myself, and I wouldn't be stupid enough to trade my own pain for her pain, but fate played a trick on me at this moment, and a car came speeding across from me, and in order to make way for it, I avoided it, and finally rode over the pit. I guessed right, my hands were numb.
Her ass must have gone numb, too, because her hand was no longer holding the iron rod in the back seat of the car after such a shock, but grabbed me tightly from behind, and my flesh was grabbed by her desperately, and it hurt so much.
"When we get to the police station, will we be able to see the thief?" In order to alleviate her embarrassment and pain, and to be able to forget the pain myself, I decided to talk to her as a way to distract each other.
"What? Do you miss him? ”
"Yes, I want him to give me back five cents."
"It's a slamming door. Five cents to say. ”
"It's not easy to make money, no matter how small the mosquito is, it's meat."
"Then you go buy a few catties of mosquitoes and go home, and burn chili peppers to fry mosquitoes at noon."
"Uh...... "Ruthless enough, desperate enough, I'm speechless."
"Guess what's that funny guy's name?"
“……”
"Why don't you speak?"
“……”
"Can't you guess?"
"Anonymous."
"If you can't guess it, you can't guess it, why do you say that?"
"Nonsense." She punched me in the back.
"People in officialdom rarely open their mouths: they all say that there are two official words, and less opening is one mouth; The husband who is pressed does not come out: The husband does not come out of the sky, and he is pressed; It's obvious that it's a word that oppresses the sky, and that's Wu. The bird opens its mouth freely to call, and the word "song" is added next to the bird. I speak by the temple, and speaking can be interpreted as words, and words rely on the temple words, which is poetry. Together, it is Wu Mingshi, and the homonym is Anonymous. ”
I have to say that this vixen is so smart, it seems that I, a hunter, have been forced by her not to hunt, and to act as her flower messenger.
When she arrived at the police station, she was full of joy but was disappointed, it turned out that the computer was not hers, it should have been stolen by another thief from someone else. The police station looked at the sign, and recently there was a case of losing the computer, so I thought it was hers, which made her happy.
Although the brand of the two computers is the same, the computer is indeed not hers, and after repeated verification: the computer found is a girl who reported the crime more than a month ago.
Interestingly, both of the people who bought the computer were girls, and both were stolen. I reminded myself in my heart that maybe this kind of computer is too fashionable and attracts thieves, and I will never buy this brand of notebook in the future.
Although she guessed the thief's poem, she could not have guessed that the ending would be so dramatic. On the way back, I took her with me, and she was speechless all the way. The surprise of losing and recovering has been wiped out by the great disappointment of losing again, and seeing her so depressed, my mood is also a little depressed, it turns out that happiness and unhappiness are contagious.