Section 422 Five Drama Sima Chaos

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Sima Chaoxin said this, you still say Shun lĂŹ, Shun lĂŹ your sister, you are Shun lĂŹ, what should I do?

"Then I, can I drink a bowl?" Sima thought that if he gritted his teeth, a bowl should still be able to be done.

"That's not going to work!" The girl in the sedan chair spoke: "I finally got married once, I met a passing hero, and I refused to drink after saying a greeting, how can I live in the future?" The little brother gives face, and for the sake of his sister's future happiness, let's drink four bowls. ”

Sima Chao can't wait to smoke himself to death at this time! Why is the mouth so owed, saying four idioms in one breath, it shows that you will have a lot of idioms!? It's good now, if you don't drink, it's over today!

Someone had already handed over the wine bowl, a bowl full of wine, and as soon as Sima Chao's face was pasted, he smelled a strong pungent smell of wine.

I'll wipe it, your family seems to be stronger than Li Huaifeng's burning knife! Who can kill a bowl of this wine? Not a joke, right?

Sima Chao picked up the wine bowl, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, poured two mouthfuls, and as soon as the third sip entered his mouth, he spit out.

Sima Chao's face was as red as a monkey's buttocks, and he felt that his chest was as if he was being pressed by a large stone slab, and from his throat to his lower abdomen, it was simply a line of fire, burning and hurting hotly.

Yan Liuxia saw Sima vomiting out the wine, and instantly didn't know where to pull out the knife: "This guy doesn't give us face, folks, chop him!" ”

"Yes!"

Everyone shouted in unison, and everyone drew out a piece of knife, and they were about to rush to Sima to come over.

Sima Chao was uncomfortable, and he almost didn't sit on the ground when he saw this posture.

Are you really going to get married? From the sedan chair man to the housekeeper, from the suona player to the groom official, what is the matter with everyone preparing a tiger head knife? Are you a farmer or a farmer? That's too exaggerated, isn't it?

At this time, the bride opened the curtain of the sedan chair and walked out with a simple knife: "Let me come!" ”

Sima Lan didn't know what expression to show to face this group of people, even the bride was preparing such a long knife in the sedan chair, and let people not live?

The old demon of Montenegro walked into Yan Liuxia: "Young master, the day of your wedding is not suitable for killing. ”

Sima Chao nodded desperately in agreement: "Yes, yes, yes, it's not suitable, it's really not suitable." ”

The old demon of Montenegro said: "Just cut off his legs and arms, and leave him here alive." ”

I'll you old calf! The most ruthless is you? It's better to kill me than to cut off my legs and arms, and then throw me here after the cut, wouldn't I still be dead?

However, Yan Liuxia disagreed: "Hey! Housekeeper, what you said is not right, when I meet such a faceless person, how can I get married? I don't get married today, and I want his life! ”

I'm rubbing, you're a good person, but you have a problem with your brain? Just because I can't drink, I can't get married, and I can't fight hard? Are you all serious? Did you really plan to get married from the beginning? Are there any normal people among you?

"Everyone!" Sima shouted loudly: "I'll drink!" Can't I drink it? ”

"Alas! That's right, we mountain people pay the most attention to friendship, and when we meet, we are friends, and it's too much to say if we don't give face. ”

Sima gritted his teeth, pinched his nose, scolded the eighteenth generation of the ancestors of this group of people in his heart, forcibly mobilized his internal force, and drank a bowl violently.

This bowl of wine is simply one of the ten tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty for Sima Chao at this time! He couldn't even imagine how he could suppress the feeling of wanting to vomit.

After the bowl was dried, he felt the back of his head buzz for the first time, and it exploded, and the whole person began to shake, and the breeze blew on his head, exhale, and his brain instantly became confused.

"Good amount of alcohol!"

"Massive!"

"It's a man!"

"Awesome!"

Someone handed the second bowl, Sima took it, shook it for a long time, and then began to drink it in a big gulp.

After drinking the second bowl, Sima Lan could barely stand, he reached out to hold something, but he didn't catch anything, and almost put his head on the stone wall.

"Good amount of alcohol!"

"Massive!"

"It's a man!"

"Awesome!"

The third bowl of wine was handed to Sima Chao, Sima Chao reached out to take it, but he couldn't catch it, he saw four or five large bowls in front of his eyes, but he couldn't catch any of them.

In the end, it was someone else who took his hand and brought the bowl to him.

Sima Chao cheered himself up in his heart, resist! Resist it! After passing this level, you can drive straight in and strive to catch up with Li Huaifeng, you must resist it!

Sima Chao's heart defeated the Fa, in fashionable words, "However, it is useless."

Before the third bowl was drunk, Sima Chao's consciousness had all disappeared, and the whole person fell headlong.

The greeting team laughed.

"Good amount of alcohol!"

"Massive!"

"It's a man!"

"Awesome!"

Yan Liuxia shook his head and exclaimed: "It's really a good amount of wine, such a strong and inferior liquor, and mixed with some other strengthened recipes, this kid can actually drink more than two bowls." ”

The old demon of Montenegro said: "This wine is when I was young, and I didn't dare to touch a bowl." ”

The female grimace smiled and said, "Shouldn't we go too?" ”

"Let's go, brothers! Blow it up! ”

The welcoming procession did not look like a new daughter-in-law, like an army that had returned from a victorious battle, blowing and beating excitedly, and gradually moving away.

When Sima Chao woke up, it was already dusk.

He struggled to get up, still feeling dizzy, staggering, and with a slight movement, he felt like his stomach was overturned, and he immediately leaned against the wall and vomited.

The snot and tears came out, and he felt a lot more comfortable, and walked over slowly, leading the horse that had been accompanying him all along.

"Now, I probably won't be able to catch up, right?"

Sima climbed onto the horse, crouched on it, and let the horse take him anywhere. I don't know how long it took, but I finally arrived at a place that seemed safe.

Sima Lan felt better, but he still didn't want to get up, so he crawled on the horse and cried.

It's over, it's over.

This family task is to let me get the first place, but ...... But these bastards seem to have been sent by my enemies to deliberately play with me (hehe, you guessed it, the word 'seemingly' is redundant). Originally, I was in my hands to win, but I lost the first place, not to mention, I am still so wolf, how can I face Sima Ping? How do I deal with the stewards of my family?

Sima Chao's mood fell to the bottom, and he was almost desperate, but at this time, a person in front of him greeted him: "Is it Young Master Sima Chao?" ”

Sima Lan reluctantly propped up his body on the horse: "Are you?" ”

Sima Lan trembled when he saw a living person now, and he felt that everyone he saw seemed to be deliberately trying to fix himself.

The man looked short and fat, with a loyal expression, and a look of concern: "Are you really Young Master Sima Lan?" ”

Sima Lan nodded: "Yes, I am." ”

The man slapped his thigh: "I'm looking for you." ”

Sima was messy: "You are looking for me?" ”

"That's right!" The man said: "There was a player in front of Li Huaifeng who took a fork in the road, and met a group of strange people along the way. So the military is worried about your safety, so I came here to meet you. ”

Sima sat up in a hurry: "Really? ”

"Really, I'm really here to greet you."

"It's not!" Sima Chao asked excitedly: "I mean, Li Huaifeng is really miserable?" ”

The fat man was stunned for a moment: "Really, that's too miserable, it's so miserable, I can't bear to look at it directly." I'll just tell you, he's basically in a vegetative state now. ”

Sima Ran was so happy that he wanted to jump up! It's also too ...... It's too much fun, isn't it? Li Huaifeng, Li Huaifeng, have you also encountered a hurdle? Have you encountered this kind of weird guy too? I'll just say, it's impossible for me to catch up with all the bad things! How can you kid be better off than my luck?

Turned into a vegetative person, alas, what a pitiful. But I'm so scared, fortunately I'm riding a good horse, and if I miss a little bit at this time, our experience will be different!

At this time, Du Shishi in front of the screen was anxious: "How is it possible!?" Nonsense! Li Huaifeng won't! ”

Du Shishi nervously turned back to look at Luo Meiwei: "Meiwei, you said, Li Huaifeng will not become a vegetative person, right?" ”

Luo Meiwei was relatively calm, and thought for a while: "It shouldn't be." ”

Zou Bad and the other three all breathed a sigh of relief and high-fived each other in celebration.

"I said that the footage of the past half a day can be chaotic and less, it turns out that Li Huaifeng's experience is even more tragic. I'll just say, it's impossible for all the unlucky things to catch up! ”

"Yes, yes! Li Huaifeng's decrepit boy seems to be much more miserable than chaos! ”

"Aha! In this way, wouldn't Chaoshao win the battle? ”

"In fact, from the beginning, if there weren't so many weird things happening, Chao Shao would have won a long time ago!"

Luan Ying shook his red wine glass, his face was stern, and he looked at the screen without saying a word, his red pupils flashing with thoughts of thought.

Du Shishi and Luo Meiwei looked at Zhong Meijia together, and Zhong Meijia was actually laughing!

Can Zhong Meijia not laugh? When she saw the dwarf winter melon walking towards Sima Chao, she knew that the catastrophe of Sima Chao had not yet come to an end, and Sima Chao's suffering was still suffering. This Li Huaifeng, how far does he want to fix people before he is willing to give up?

Du Shishi said angrily: "Zhong Meijia, what are you laughing at, Li Huaifeng also saved you!" You're embarrassed too! ”

Luo Meiwei also said unhappily: "That's it, when I heard that the bodyguard brother was in trouble, I didn't worry at all, the bodyguard brother took a knife for you in vain, no, it was two knives!" ”

Zhong Meijia glanced at them disdainfully: "I like to laugh and laugh, no one cares." ”

On the screen, the dwarf winter melon led Sima Chao's horse: "Master Sima, if you are not feeling well, just sleep first, I will lead the horse for you, and after waking up, we have already arrived at our destination." That Li Huaifeng didn't know where he was led by the three fools, and he couldn't see ...... trace of Dao now. ”

Sima wanted to cry gratefully. Along the way, I finally met a normal person! Sima Lan was happier when he saw the dwarf winter melon than when he saw his own father, and tears flowed out of his eyes.

"When I get home, I'll give you a lot of money." He said movingly.