vs 421 A good marriage for a hundred years

(Fourth, thank you.) )

(Dear friends, the first update of the 418 section at noon today is due to background reasons, and I didn't give it to the pass, and many friends watched 417 directly after watching 419.) It was an angry oversight, and I apologize here. Now that section 418 has been adjusted and resumed, you can go and watch the plot of 418. In the future, Anger will pay more attention to the background review and try to avoid such things. I apologize. )

The boat finally began to go offshore, Sima Chao's heart stone finally landed, most of the time has passed, I don't know how far Li Huaifeng has gone, I looked at the road map, yes, there is still a chance, as long as there is no more such weird moths, and I don't encounter some bad brushes, I should still be able to win.

"By the way, I want five million, but it's dollars!" Blind reminded.

Sima squinted his eyes and tilted his head, and asked word by word, "Is the dollar circulating in your village?" ”

"Circulation! Wherever we have a commissary, they all accept US dollars, and those who sell seeds and fertilizers only accept US dollars and euros. ”

Sima nodded fiercely: "Cheng, I'll give you dollars." "What I thought in my heart was that I wouldn't give you a single son when I looked back.

"Little brother, look at you are quite young, you are quite rich? You've done all the $5 million ferry fees, you're in the water, right? ”

Sima Chao was about to go crazy: "I'm so willing, I'm so happy, I'm happy!" Besides, didn't you set the price of five million? My brain is in water, your brain is fine? ”

Scratching his head sadly: "My brain is really bad, and the whole village knows it." It's just that I didn't expect that your brain is dumber than mine. ”

Sima waved his hand: "Okay, okay, I'm a pig's brain, I'm a big wrongdoer, don't care if my brain is good or not, you will be responsible for ferrying me to the other side, and you will earn five million." ”

"Okay! Please! ”

The two of them didn't speak at first, but when the boat was open, Sima Chao felt wrong: "Alas? Ferry, this is in the wrong direction, right? Over there, it should be over there! ”

"That's right!"

"Wrong!"

"That's right!"

"Wrong!"

"Absolutely, yes!"

"The cliff is wrong, you quickly turn around for me! I have a road map here, and you're going in the opposite direction! ”

"I'm right, I'm right, can I go wrong where I live?"

"Your home?" Sima shouted indiscriminately: "I asked you to catch up with the boat just now, who asked you to ferry to your own house?" Besides, why am I going to your house? ”

"Give me a note, or who will I ask for money in the future? When you're gone, will you still know me? Where am I looking for you? ”

The organs on Sima Chao's face were about to wilt.

"I'm the next Olympian! I've put up with you for a long time! If I don't kill you today, I won't call Sima Chao! Sima said nonsense, pulled out his dagger, and stabbed it over.

I turned over and jumped directly into the water.

Sima looked left and right, this guy is really good, he hasn't floated up since he got into the water, it seems that he understands water nature, and he is a very powerful guy.

Sima angrily kicked on the boat gang, and while picking up the oars and rowing himself, he scolded in a babbling mouth:

"! Today, the world is against me, I don't understand, why Li Huaifeng rode a fart horse, all the way unimpeded, why did I ride a good horse, all the way is a domineering, mentally retarded toll booth? Are all the brains in the world gathered here today? This is absolutely weird! ”

Sima rowed for a long time, the boat did not move forward at all, just circled in place, and he himself was still tired and sweaty.

Sima threw the oars in the cabin in a chaotic manner, raised his fists and shouted at the sky: "Why! Why! Why!? Why!? Why are you biased in favor of Li Huaifeng everywhere!? Why is it always him who is lucky and I am unlucky!? Why do you want Li Huaifeng to appear in my world! Next Olympics! Come on! Fix me! Fix me to death again! I'm not afraid of you! I've had enough, I've had enough of this day! If you have the ability, come, come, overturn the boat, drown me! Come on! What the hell are you coming! ”

Everyone watching in front of the big screen could see that a series of weird blows had made Sima Chao's patience reach the limit, and at this time, his feelings were finally vented. Whoever is it is always embarrassed by such a paradoxical plot, I'm afraid it will collapse a long time ago.

However, what was even more devastating was that everyone clearly saw that a small head floated on one end of the boat, and with both hands on the edge of the boat, and pressed it downward, the whole boat began to shake.

"Oops, hey, hey, hey......." Sima Ran was a little unsteady on his feet.

You come up, press it again, you go up again, press it again, Sima turned around, and struggled to keep his balance: "It's you!" Your uncle! Don't get the boat to capsize! ”

I don't care so much about you, and with a lot of effort, the boat is directly buckled on the river.

Sima fell into the water with a pop, and the wolf was unbearable.

Sima Lan originally knew how to water, but it was obvious that he knew more water than he was blind, and Sima Lan was definitely not a blind opponent in the water, so Sima Lan drank a lot of water, and then fainted directly.

When Sima Chao woke up, he was already on the other side of the river. The idiot ferryman and the boat were gone, as peaceful as if they had never been there.

Sima Chao struggled to get up, feeling that his stomach was still swollen, and after walking a few steps, he spit out a large mouthful of river water.

Sima messed with snot and tears: "Damn, the robbery, the funeral, the ferryman, I remember a few of you, don't let Lao Tzu see you in the future, otherwise I will beat you once." ”

Sima Lan saw that his horse was tied to a big tree not far away, so he hurried over to untie the reins and gallop his horse.

Finally arrived at a mountain road, with mountains on one side and cliffs on the other, Sima couldn't care so much, so he had to run all the way.

To catch up! I'm going to catch up! You must catch up with Li Huai!

However, as he walked, another group of figures appeared in front of him.

Sima Lan is now afraid when he sees people, it is a very strange thing to have people here, the more they appear, the more strange they become, and this time, it is undoubtedly the most.

In front of him sat a tall horse, on which sat a young man in a coat, very handsome, with a ...... on his chest Big red flower? The back is even more exaggerated, eight men carry a large sedan chair, followed by an old housekeeper and a group of men, blowing and blowing.

Just one...... Wedding team?

Sima Chao led the horse to this side, and said in his heart that you are all uncles, I am afraid of you, I will stand with the side, I will leave after you pass, and none of us will take care of anyone.

Everyone was curious about the gang.

Du Shishi said suspiciously: "Hey, how can there be a group of marrying relatives here?" That's weird, right? ”

Zou Bad drank another glass of foreign wine weakly: "I don't know why, now I don't feel strange at all when I see a group of marrying teams coming from the opposite side." ”

Xie Wenbin nodded: "Me too." And I feel like something is going to happen to this guy. ”

Ambassador Lu scratched his head vigorously: "It's incomprehensible, it's incomprehensible, it's so incomprehensible!" What's going on, in such a remote place, why are so many people appearing on this day? Or is it only the valley where we are sparsely populated, and there are many people in the mountains here? ”

Zhong Meijia looked at it and was dizzy, riding a horse and pretending to be the groom's official, wasn't it Yan Liuxia? In the sedan chair, it should be a female grimace, right? And that old housekeeper, obviously the old demon of Montenegro!

Zhong Meijia said in her heart Sima Chao, you are really back, don't say standing against the wall, you just kneel for them at the intersection, they should be your bad luck or have to find your bad luck! This is obviously arranged by Li Huaifeng.

Sima Chao was very clear, when Li Huaifeng passed by the riverside, it was about noon, and in the current situation, it was very likely that he had entered the time for the final sprint.

However, his horse is slow, as long as he can continue to sprint and catch up without interference, maybe there is still a chance! No! There must still be a chance!

Therefore, he stood in the corner of the wall very nervously, his hand holding the horse was shaking, and he closed his eyes hoping that he would become a transparent person, and this group of people could not see him.

But, just like Zhong Meijia thought in her heart, don't say that he is standing against the wall, he is kneeling, and he will come as he should come.

When he walked to the front, the old butler Black Mountain Old Demon stepped forward and grabbed the horse: "Little master, we have met a stranger here again." ”

Yan Liuxia smiled slightly: "Okay!" Today is the day of the young master's wedding, as long as you meet a friend, you will enjoy the wine! Come, give wine! ”

The corners of Sima Chao's mouth twitched, and he said in his heart, it's useless for me to disguise, but fortunately, this group of people looks more festive. Normally, the wedding team pays attention to jubilation, is to do things in a harmonious manner, and ends smoothly, so such a team is different from funerals, robberies, and ferries, that is, it does not involve money or contradictions.

The one who gets married is the one who wants to be smooth and smooth, and he shouldn't be looking for trouble.

However, as he himself thought, the premise must be "under normal circumstances", but today's situation is almost not "usual", but very unusual.

Sima smiled randomly: "What a coincidence, there was a happy event here, although it was a meeting in Pingshui, I wish the two newcomers a hundred years of good together, husband and wife love, early birth of a noble son, and old together." I'm a passer-by, and I'm in a hurry, so I won't greet everyone one by one, and we'll see you again! ”

"Wait!" Yan Liuxia stopped Sima Chao: "This little brother is extraordinary, he talks elegantly, he must be the son of a big family, and he just said a few words of congratulations?" ”

The old demon of Montenegro came up: "Back to the young master, he said four sentences to congratulate you on your new marriage." ”

"Good! Then give him four large bowls of wine! ”

Sima was stunned, four big bowls? Bowl? Who would dare to drink the liquor in this year?

Sima Chao hurriedly excused himself: "No, no, no, no, I don't know how to drink, I can't drink, so I'll be free, I'm free, I'm in a hurry, you must be in a hurry to marry your daughter-in-law, let's leave it at that!" ”

"That's not going to work!" Yan Liuxia said: "Our rules are like this, if you say four words of congratulations, we have to return the four bowls of wine to you, we don't respect, that is, we have no rules, if you don't drink, you look down on us." We rural people pay attention to a happy event is a smooth lì, pay attention to a festive celebration, I hope you give a face, drink a few bowls, let's go on the road. ”

"How?" Yan Liuxia's face instantly turned cold: "Are you going to force our family to do something with you on the wedding day?" ”

Sima was stunned.