"Wang Xiaozhi, let's reconcile!"

After class, Kang Jiafu appeared in front of Wang Dazhi, smiled shyly and said: "You are Xiao Na's friend, Xiao Na is our friend, so we should be friends." ”

After speaking, he also handed Wang Dazhi a snow stick.

Wang Dazhi took a look, hey, it's actually Häagen-Dazs, yo, this thing is actually a fight with China's spicy strips, which is cheap in the brand's country, but expensive in foreign countries.

Häagen-Dazs is an ordinary road product abroad, but it is a high-end consumer product in China, while spicy noodles are an ordinary road goods in China, but they are sold at a high price abroad, and they are extremely popular.

In a certain way, Häagen-Dazs and Spicy Strips are a brand of the same way.

"It's really emotional."

Looking at the Häagen-Dazs handed over by Kang Jiafu, Wang Dazhi sighed in his heart, ten years ago, primary school students ate spicy strips, college students drank coffee, ten years later, primary school students ate Häagen-Dazs, and college students ate spicy strips, this is not the point, the point is that those people eat spicy strips.

Seeing that Wang Dazhi didn't answer, Kang Jiafu stabbed Jiang Xingsheng, who was full of reluctance, and Jiang Xingsheng muttered: "Let's reconcile!" ”

The hairy boy happily followed: "Yes, let's reconcile!" In the future, the four of us will be a group, I am mentally handicapped, Kang Jinya is an idiot, and Jiang Bing is an imbecile. He thought about it, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he said happily: "Then you are called stupid!" ”

"I ......"

Wang Dazhi looked at the hairy boy sluggishly, and felt like he was kicked away, who was stupid? Who is stupid? I am a man called Great Wisdom, my wisdom is incomparable, unparalleled in the world, who is stupid?

"Mentally retarded."

Kang Jiafu and Jiang Xingsheng glared at the hairy boy dissatisfied, we are here to reconcile, aren't you making trouble when you say this? Although what you say is reasonable, you have to wait until the aftermath to talk about it, and now it is important to reconcile.

At this time, Cortana suddenly turned around and said with a grin: "You are mentally retarded. An idiot, an imbecile, a fool, form a group. Can it be called a 'brain-dead foursome'? ”

“……”

Wang Dazhi, Jiang Xingsheng and Kang Jiafu looked at Xiao Na who covered their mouths and chuckled speechlessly.

The hairy boy applauded and shouted in agreement: "Ah, what Lovely Na said makes sense, we will be called the brain-dead foursome in the future, Oye!" ”

"Makes sense, you!"

Wang Dazhi and the three of them shouted wildly in their hearts: "With this name, can you still raise your head in this life?" When others see us, don't they call us brain-dead? I've been called a lot. We're going to really be brain-dead, you know? ”

"Oh, no." Mao Zi suddenly remembered something, he pointed to Xiao Na and Bei Xiaoyu and said: "We can't just care about the four of us, Lovely Na and Bei are also good friends of ours, the six of us are a group, well, hehe, we can call the brain-dead six, how about it?" Listen to it! ”

Wang Dazhi, Xiao Na and others almost fell headlong. How do we think you're the only one here?

"Hey, hey, did you get a mistake?" Wang Dazhi said angrily: "I'm not familiar with you, don't force me in." ”

He didn't admit that he was brain-dead.

System: "......" - I hate you for not being able to face the facts.

"Aren't we reconciled?" Mao Zi muttered: "After we reconcile, we will be friends, and if we are friends, we will be blessed and shared!" Don't worry, we won't leave you behind, you're one of the brain-dead six. ”

Wang Dazhi's temples jumped violently, and he said angrily: "When did I promise you to reconcile? ”

"Let's give us a high-five."

Mao Zi said suddenly, raised his little slap and slapped it at Wang Dazhi. Wang Dazhi subconsciously raised his hand to meet him.

"Smack!"

Two small slaps slapped lightly.

Mao Zizi said happily: "Only good friends will high-five, you are willing to high-five me, it means that you regard me as a friend, you say that you are not brain-dead, what are you?" ”

Wang Dazhi's face darkened. The expression is crazy, Nima, Lao Tzu's dignified lamp god was actually suppressed by the IQ of a primary school student? Yes! Yes! I'm going crazy!!

System: "......" - calm, this is to be expected.

Cortana and the others also snickered.

"What are you laughing at?" Wang Dazhi was dissatisfied: "I am brain-dead, you are also brain-dead, everyone is the same." ”

Cortana and the little kids replied in unison, "We're only brain-dead in name. And you're really brain-dead. ”

Kang Jiafu tilted his head and said, "Uncle Dazhi is such a smart person, why do you have such a stupid son?" By the way, the old witch taught us what to call an idiom last time? It's called Great Wisdom...... Great wisdom ......"

Bei Xiaoyu pushed his big glasses and said lightly: "It's wise and foolish." ”

"Yes, yes." Kang Jiafu slapped his palms and said, "That's right, Uncle Dazhi is Dazhi Ruoyu, and Xiaozhi is really stupid Xiaozhi." ”

The hairy boy laughed and repeated: "If the great wisdom is stupid, the little wisdom is really stupid; If the great wisdom is stupid, the small wisdom is really stupid......"

Wang Dazhi covered his forehead, shouldn't he cry or laugh: "Are you praising me?" Or are you scolding me? After all, Wisdom is me, and Ash is also me. ”

The strange and happy day passed quickly, Wang Dazhi unknowingly became a member of the brain-dead gang, and the relationship with Kang Jiafu and several little children has improved by leaps and bounds, and it has reached the point of confiding family fun to each other, anyway, Wang Dazhi got a lot of black history about Kang Youqian and bad luck from Kang Jiafu's mouth.

"What's Daddy's Daddy called? Daddy's dad is called Dazhi ......"

When Wang Dazhi's family of four (there is a Dong Fei'er) having dinner, his mobile phone suddenly rang, he connected suspiciously, and the surprised and eager voice of the emperor came from the other end of the mobile phone: "Dazhi, are you at home?" ”

"I'm here? What's going on? Where did it blow up? ”

After Wang Dazhi asked, he immediately picked up the rice, he knew that Huangfu was surprised that this tone was definitely going to use him, he didn't want to go out hungry, although he didn't have to eat, but the empty stomach made him very unaccustomed.

Tong Na's gaze swept over, searching.

At the other end, Huangfu couldn't wait to say in surprise: "Dazhi, I don't have time to say too much, you hurry downstairs, Wuqi is already waiting for you downstairs, he will bring you to me." ”

After speaking, he directly put the phone away.

"Leave me on the phone?" Wang Dazhi gnawed on a chicken leg and said vaguely: "Hmph, I could have gone downstairs quickly, but now, I have to finish gnawing on a chicken leg and then go down." ”

Tong Na: "......"

She rolled her eyes: "Hurry up, the principal is looking for you in such a hurry, there must be something urgent, it's not good to delay." ”

"Don't worry, you can't delay."

Wang Dazhi tore off the meat on the chicken thighs little by little, and it was rare to taste the delicacy in his hands.

Ten minutes later, Huangfu called again in surprise: "Dazhi, why haven't you set off yet?" People are dead. ”

Wang Dazhi pouted and said, "What can kill people in a hurry?" Principal, you are the leader of a national organization, can you calm down? ”

Huangfu roared in surprise: "Dazhi, I didn't lie to you, I called you to save people, and now people are dead." ”

Wang Dazhi: "......"

He smiled dryly: "Man's life is fixed, his life has come, he should go, it's the same if I rush over, I don't know how to give first aid." ”

Huangfu was surprised and said: "He can't die, no, he can't die now, he is an important leader of the country, he can't die in office, you kid hurry up and come over to me, see if there is any way to save it." ”

"Big shots?"

Wang Dazhi was surprised: "When did you hook up with someone?" ”

Huangfu was surprised and angry: "Dazhi, can you come over first and then talk?" I'm in a hurry!! ”

"Oh, wait."

Wang Dazhi snapped and hung up the phone, took a few bites of food again, appeased Dong Fei'er, and staggered downstairs. (To be continued.) )