ps: I kicked the quilt last night, and I caught a cold when I woke up this morning, alas, the facts tell us, no matter how handsome we look, we have to catch a cold......

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"Boy, our battle has just begun."

Kang Jiafu and a few little children finally smoothed out those words, and they stared at Wang Dazhi with malicious intentions.

Wang Dazhi said lazily: "Do you still want to fight?" It's not that I said, the three of you together can't reach my little finger, don't waste your efforts. ”

"You ......"

Jiang Xingsheng glared at Wang Dazhi, his eyes under the sunglasses flickering with anger.

"Don't be angry, it's not worth being angry about him." Kang Jiafu hurriedly comforted Jiang Xingsheng: "Moreover, he is not wrong, we really can't beat him." ”

"You ......"

Jiang Xingsheng gritted his teeth and glared at Kang Jiafu.

"How can you grow the morale of others and destroy your own prestige?" The hairy boy was dissatisfied: "Although we can't beat him, we can't admit it ourselves!" ”

Wang Dazhi: "......"

"Well, now is not the time to discuss this." Kang Jiafu looked at Wang Dazhi and said in an old-fashioned manner: "Boy, force can't solve the problem, and the current society still has to look at money." ”

"Huh?" Wang Dazhi looked at Kang Jiafu in amazement, and couldn't help asking, "Who taught you this?" ”

This sentence is too hard and realistic, and it shouldn't be said by a little child.

Kang Jiafu said proudly: "I stole my father's learning." After speaking, his face changed again, and he said viciously: "Boy, let's compare who has more money, and those who have less money must recognize each other as the boss." ”

"Oh, I see." Wang Dazhi nodded clearly, and then glanced at Kang Jiafu, who was full of grasp, and took out a bank card from his arms and slapped it on the table, and sneered: "I have hundreds of millions of funds in my card, can you have more than me?" ”

With that, he leaned back in his chair leisurely, ready to admire the shocked looks of the little kids.

However. However, a few little kids looked at each other a few times and asked timidly, "How much is hundreds of millions?" How many corners? How many pieces? Uh, is it a few dozens? ”

Wang Dazhi's face darkened. The heart collapsed and roared: "Why haven't you learned the word '100 million'?" Then who am I pretending to force to see? Feelings: I'm singing a one-man show, right? ”

Bei Xiaoyu suddenly turned around and pushed his big glasses, and said leisurely: "100 million is a measure word bigger than 10,000." ”

Kang Jiafu blinked his eyes and asked weakly: "How many zeros are there after 100 million words?" ”

Bei Xiaoyu folded his fingers and counted, then raised his head and replied, "Eight." ”

"Eight...... Eight...... Eight. Kang Jiafu stammered, and he looked sad. Nene said: "There are only three zeros behind my money, and there is a difference of five zeros!" ”

"Five zeros?" Mao Xiao said: "It's okay, the math teacher taught us, zero means nothing, he has eight zeros, which means that he has eight places without money, and we only have three zeros, and we only have three places without money, so compare them with each other to prove that we are richer than him." ”

A bit of a distortion down. The hairy boy was proud.

"Mentally retarded."

Kang Jiafu, Jiang Xingsheng, Xiao Na and Bei Xiaoyu all snorted in disdain.

"Am I wrong?"

The hairy boy was very depressed, and he still didn't understand why his friends called him by his nickname.

Kang Jiafu cheekily said: "Hmph, this one doesn't count, I'm not ready." ”

"Then come back to me when you're ready! Now I'm sleepy, I'm going to sleep, don't disturb me. ”

Wang Dazhi waved his hand indifferently, lay on the table, and fell asleep again.

"Jingle bells."

The first formal class of the new semester came soon, and Ge Genying walked into the classroom with a stern face with the preparation materials in her hand.

"Stand up."

The squad leader gave an order. The whole class stood up, even Jiang Xingsheng was no exception, so all of a sudden. Wang Dazhi, who was sleeping on the table, was particularly conspicuous.

"Hello teacher."

The whole class said hello in unison.

"Hello students, please take a seat."

Ge Genying frowned slightly and glanced at Wang Dazhi, bowed slightly to the class, and replied with a polite greeting.

"Whoa!"

The whole class sat down one after another, and at the same time, they gloated at Wang Dazhi, who was sleeping.

Kang Jiafu smiled and said, "This kid is going to be unlucky." ”

The hairy boy nodded approvingly: "Let him be arrogant." If you provoke the old witch, I am afraid that his life will not be easy in the future. ”

Bei Xiaoyu glanced at it lightly, and immediately ignored it, the little face covered by the big glasses was always a breezy appearance, as for Cortana, she gently stuck out her tongue and covered her mouth and snickered.

Ge Genying looked at Wang Dazhi who was sleeping on the table indifferently, and the calm but not small voice passed over: "Classmate Wang Xiaozhi, please wake up." ”

"Call me?"

The knee-jerk reaction formed by sleeping in class for many years has not been eliminated even after graduation, Wang Dazhi opened his eyes, stood up suddenly, and said in a fast tone: "Teacher, I didn't sleep, I was thinking about the problem." ”

Immediately, he didn't open his eyes, closed his eyes in contemplation, and whispered in a meaningful tone: "I'm thinking, why did I come to this world? What am I here for? What can I do to make a difference in the world? What kind of contribution can I make to world peace and development? ”

He rubbed his eyes that were stuck with eye feces, and exhaled again: "How to realize the ideal society based on Marx's principles?" And how can the great idea of the same village in the world be promoted? How can we maintain a long-term and stable intimacy between people? How do cobras mate? Is the shell Lang really ****? What are the specific components in the atmosphere? Where is the other planet in the universe with life? Are the mysteries of the human body endless? What happens after quark is dissected? Did USB really visit the Earth? When will Mount Everest fall? Will the boundless ocean not be exhausted? Is it true love between a man and a woman, or is it true love between a man and a man? ”

"Whew~"

After a long speech, Wang Dazhi finally came to his senses, so he made a final conclusion: "Actually, the above questions are all I occasionally think about in my spare time, and what I really study and think about carefully is - why am I so handsome?" ”

"Boom."

"He's so fast."

"What are these questions about?"

Wang Dazhi blew it down, and the whole class felt that although they didn't understand, they looked very powerful, and they stared at Wang Dazhi in disbelief, and some little children even showed a little admiration in their eyes.

"Forehead ......"

Wang Dazhi suddenly woke up, he was not in college and high school, but in elementary school, he looked up at the podium, and saw Ge Genying with a straight face, and his face also showed a little stunned.

Ge Genying asked in surprise, "Classmate Wang Xiaozhi, where did you learn those words you just said?" ”

The various issues in Wang Dazhi's remarks just now are certainly impossible for a primary school student to pay attention to and know about, and this situation is generally obtained by a primary school student stealing the speech of an adult.

"I heard it from my handsome dad."

Wang Dazhi praised himself without blinking his eyes.

"Flutter."

Xiao Na accidentally laughed out loud, and her heart was milky and disdainful: "Uncle Dazhi is so shameless!" ”

"Oh, I see."

Ge Genying nodded clearly, paused, and asked lightly: "Classmate Wang Xiaozhi, let me ask you, why do you sleep in class?" ”

Wang Dazhi scratched his head and said innocently: "It's too noisy after class, I can't sleep." ”

"Haha."

The class burst into laughter.

Ge Genying groaned for a moment and nodded slightly: "What you said makes a bit of sense, you sit down!" Remember, your parents are here for you to learn, and you should cherish every minute of your time in school. ”

"I don't want to cherish it anymore."

Wang Dazhi was powerless to complain: "If I have another nine-year obligation, I have to learn to be stupid." ”

System: "......" -- as if you're not stupid. (To be continued.) )