Chapter 2 On the Uses of Photographs of Goddesses
And compared to Zhao Yang holding his paws and not daring to speak, the girl who tied the flower was not cowardly at all, the whole group of people in the front and anus, the tongue battle group of Confucianism, the hand speed of all kinds of explosions, Zhao Yang was stunned for a moment, sister paper, do you have to show off your hand speed, isn't it more convenient to speak?
In fact, the literati are very fragile and glass-hearted, if they can't worship the marquis as expected, then they will degenerate into writers of small yellow books at a speed visible to the naked eye, storytellers under the overpass, or people who gather in groups of three or two to drink too much and brag about the mountains. In recent years, this degeneration has become even more pronounced after the expansion of college students.
But don't care what the depravity looks like, and don't care about the opposition in the court, as long as there is a polemic that cites scriptures, they must ignore all kinds of age and gender, and according to expert statistics, ninety percent will cause a scolding war to become more sour, fortunately, no one is so mad in the face of a beautiful girl.
In the end, the girl ended in a completely high-spirited victory, and the topic also deviated from the ridicule of Zhao Yang, and finally the topic of discussion became [Is a creature like a human being born destined to be defeated......]
Zhao Yang, who was indeed defeated, wanted to turn off the computer, and then refreshed the author's background of the website, but found that he had the impression that the 24-hour review had been completed.
"The work you created "Days of Living with a Flight Attendant" has passed the review and can upload new chapters, Wenjiang Chinese Thank you for joining, I wish you a happy creation......"
This kind of station shortness that no writer will care about, Zhao Yang actually deliberately took a screenshot to save it, and then looked at it over and over again on the work page that he was just able to click on, refreshing it countless times.
Favorites 0; Weekly hits 1; Total Clicks: 1; Weekly recommendation 0; Total recommendation 0 total word count 5025
After Zhao Yang refreshed it dozens of times, the data remained the same, and the only change was that there was an additional online editor in the book review area to leave comments on QQ.
The rhythm of Nima being folded as soon as the flag is planted is tantamount to being cut into several years of rigidity......
In the end, Zhao Yang had no choice but to do it himself, so he simply clicked neatly to join the bookshelf, and watched the number of collections become 1 in the background, feeling that all kinds of thoughts were accessible, which was quite pleasant.
Close the website and scoop up a packet of instant noodles, soak it and eat it aside. While skillfully finding the kind of hidden folder in the computer.
Since ancient times, there have been only three things that have no borders or racial barriers: love, art, and pornography, which have made indelible contributions to eliminating racial discrimination and promoting world peace.
For example, the Mona Lisa is known to everyone regardless of national borders, the Titanic ignores cultural concepts and moves the world, Ya Lisa butterflies, one library and one library, Zhao Yang believes that it is to bring over a penguin or a white polar bear living in remote Antarctica, as long as they are male, there is nothing they don't understand!
Zhao Yang, who was full of emotion and salutation, was interrupted.
Someone actually sent him a jitter window.
At a glance, the QQ nickname that remarked the word goddess fully exposed the nature of this person's **.
If it is according to Zhao Yang, then it should be noted as [room service woman] or [woman who found out that life is not good after trying] and so on, so that it is the overlord in the **silk.
But what's wrong with this girl is also a beauty, the photo of this girl in the background of the chat is amazing.
Dressed neatly and cleanly, a men's white shirt and gray trousers, and waist-to-waist long hair feel like you can do shampoo commercials or the kind of stunts that don't need to be duang.
The face is exquisite, the skin is fair, the watery eyes are fine and long eyelashes, and the blink of an eye is cute, even if you go to a school like Beiying or Chinese opera, it is also a quasi-school flower-level, let alone put it in their second-rate university Chinese department. It's like throwing a thousand-year-old ginseng in a pigsty.
This girl's name is Su Hu.
After playing a vixen in a department evening drama, Zhao Yang, an unlucky child, couldn't extricate himself.
But to tell the truth, it's no wonder that he's all a glorious fetish handed down from his predecessors.
Since Mr. Pu Songling's book "Liao Zhai" came out in the teahouse, the young people of the world have an irresistible yearning for the creature of fox spirit, but few people remember, in fact, in the Song Dynasty, there was a predecessor surnamed Xu who personally verified that the creature of snake spirit is a wonderful product.
But don't worry about it, there is a girl who takes the initiative to speak, and if she doesn't flirt, she will be punished by God. Click on a voice message she sent
"Zhao Yang, I'm sorry...... Yesterday...... Anyway, it's special, special, special, special, sorry......"
The sound was really sweet and glutinous, like Su Hu had just eaten a zongzi with brown sugar and red dates. The tone was really pitiful, and it was obvious that I could hear the extremely sincere guilt.
Zhao Yang hurriedly deleted the half-written Huahua words, hung his two paws on the keyboard and thought hard, and then he really didn't know what to say, and replied in frustration
"It's okay......"
"Hey, hey, what's okay? Woo, I really didn't borrow wine to drown my sorrows and cry bitterly after I went back? ”
Hey? Zhao Yang, who was originally wilting, repeated the second sentence of the voice again, and sure enough, there was a continuous sucking sound.
If there is nothing, it will linger. In addition, the warm and delicate voice is slightly vague.
Although the tone of the laughter was really like a fox spirit, Zhao Yang's focus had already deviated from 108,000 miles.
Zhao Yang, who went to inspect the silicon system cat pounce on everything if he had anything to do, made up a picture of the book as long as it was written out and properly sealed.
Then Su Hu's third message came: "Baishi Publishing House is recruiting intern editors, and many of us in the department have gone to the interview together, and the time will be ...... the day after tomorrow Or you can try it too, after all, it is a big publishing house, and the profession is also the right one, which is a rare opportunity. ”
Zhao Yang obsessive-compulsive disorder paid attention to the sucking sound that basically didn't stop, and casually coped with it.
Su Hu on the other side of the computer replied with a sigh of relief:
"Hehe, it seems that you are really not angry with me, the little woman is relieved, and the day after tomorrow will bring you lollipops, 200 yuan and 1,000 bought on Taobao, all kinds of flavors...... Whew, that's great. ”
“……”
Zhao Yang can't remember how to end this shameful chat, and the whole person is not good,
Finally, I opened the page of "Flight Attendant" again, and refreshed the data over and over again, but the collection was still 1, the click was 5, and the rest was still hanging zero.
"People in this world don't understand love, they don't understand love, even if they haven't read the content, but with the number of otaku who are mixed up on the Internet, when you see such a popular book title, you should come in and contribute to clicks!!"
Although I am very familiar with the general situation, basically all kinds of data before the first recommendation are not accurate, but no one can look down on their turn.
And according to the conventions of online texts, at this time, there should not be a circle of demonic IDs kneeling and licking or standing spraying, and then standing and spraying the party itself to break out N multiple chapters and classic content into kneeling and licking, and since then, he has been a god in a book.
But looking at the book review area, the posts of the online editor have all been deleted......
Out of the psychology of revenge against society, Zhao Yang, who was congested, frantically brushed ten chapters and uploaded a total of more than 50,000 words.
And then maybe it's almost time to vent your anger
Seeing that the total number of words became 60425, Zhao Yang actually had an inexplicable sense of satisfaction.
Look at the pure green unified cover printed with the website logo, tsk, it's really lowB, and look at the photo of Su Hu's chat background, it can't be more amazing, Ma Zhen is a scumbag in front of her. I downloaded a retouching software on the Internet, and found a block font to make a cover.
At a glance, tsk, the workmanship is indeed a little rough, but it can't stand the crushing of the appearance. Who said that the goddess photo can only be used for what, it is still very honest use.
Zhao Yang fell asleep with a strange sense of satisfaction,
I have to say that after staring at the computer for a long time, my eyes are really sore, my skin is dull, and my head is dizzy, which is simply uncomfortable, but there is always a solution for the majority of otaku.
Boil a pot of hot water, drink half of it, and use half of it to wipe your face with a towel. Even if it's an all-night alliance, as long as you fall asleep like this, wake up and solve two servings of Laotan sauerkraut, hey, full of blood in minutes, physical strength is great, I really want to pick up another 500 rolls of toilet paper.
Fortunately, this child who grew up in an orphanage is still thrifty, even if he studied the Chinese department with no future, he actually saved a small treasury of 30,000 or 40,000 yuan with his part-time job, so although the various electrical facilities in this rental house are not new, they are basically complete.
When Zhao Yang slept, it was just over 11 o'clock, but when he woke up, it was almost five o'clock in the afternoon, and he was very energetic.
All kinds of disgust for the room full of beer bottles and fast food boxes.
Relying on the memory left by this body, he found a crumpled map of the city from the bedside table, and neatly stuffed all kinds of useful and useless garbage into a large woven bag, and went out with the remaining more than 300 yuan at the head of the bed.
When I saw the trash bin of the green bucket downstairs, I threw it away from afar and entered it steadily. A relaxing variety of shopping.
Although it's almost autumn, men who know how to know know that if it's summer, girls are generally in super shorts with bare white legs.
As long as this coolness hits, it will look very thin and cool to wear. In fact, it is quite warm, black and white silk, all kinds of silk.
The sky is slightly dusk, the street lights are just on, and the women are all over the street, which is really pleasing to the eye, the hormones are boiling like boiling water, and the whole city exudes an ambiguous atmosphere.
Zhao Yang walked all the way, and looked at those tacit men countless times, and there was an idea of what kind of online article he wrote, and it was not more profitable to open a green house here.
After walking for three hours, I basically figured out the locations of nearby stores, grain and oil stores, supermarkets and X supply stores, and there was a feeling of stepping on a point, but no matter how I said it, this kind of thing is not eaten by looking at it, and if you don't just look at it, it's easier to get hungry
Anyway, Zhao Yang was hungry, so he ran to a small noodle restaurant on the street where there was a lot of chaos, asked for a bowl of wide strips of noodles, and while waiting, he dragged a plate and wiped it with a napkin and began to peel the garlic.
This made the waiter who served him noodles look at him with extremely strange eyes, this product naturally doesn't care, brought over the plastic vinegar pot, and poured a small half pot, thanks to this noodle restaurant bowl of soup is full of noodles, otherwise it will be sour.
Snoring, with a kind of sky-swallowing spirit, just those raw garlic, a few bites dried up a third, but those who can come here to eat, are not fastidious people, they are all flat-headed people, who laughs at whom, if you really squirm and pinch here to drink soup and coffee, it is a stupid X
I drank a large mouthful of hot bone noodle soup, which warmed my throat and stomach, and I felt that it was simply too comfortable. Just when he felt that his life was complete, the two thugs at the next table were talking, and one of the red-haired ones tilted his head to look at the yellow-haired mobile phone.
A rippling smile:
"I'm rubbing, new resources! I'll see, I'll see
And...... Air hostess...... The days of cohabitation, yo, the taste is rising,
Buddy also loves flight attendants the most, flight attendants are the best, which small site is changed, share it with me first, otherwise the website will be blocked one day, and you won't know how to cry......"
may have hit the high point of the red hair, but his voice was the same as what was inside, just looking at the name.
This made a few migrant workers and uncles wearing old green work clothes with mud spots next to them look at them, looked at each other and smiled, nostalgic for the vicissitudes of life, obviously this kind of thing was not less done when they were young.
The yellow hair, who was concentrating on tinkering with the phone, annoyed him, leaned sideways to avoid the red hair, and continued to look at the phone.
That is still quite delicate face, very focused with a little smile, anyway, it is seriously contrary to his inherent painting style.
Although Zhao Yang, who was eating noodles, did not choke, the mouthful of strong noodles that had just been put in his mouth was also difficult to swallow.
glanced at the other party's hairstyle that killed Matt, speechless and choked, he could only comfort himself and said that it was made by God, after all, God made it, the audience is not divided into categories, there are no classes, there are no classes, there are no classes...... Recite it a hundred times.
Huang Mao was naturally engrossed in reading and had no time to care about anything else, but when the red-haired young man saw Zhao Yang looking at their table with a strange expression, his first reaction was that he was talking too obscene just now, and he instantly felt embarrassed.
Raising his eyebrows, he shouted the classic line at Zhao Yang: "That kid, what are you looking at?" ”
As a human being in two lives, I can still hear this kind of country sound in a completely unfamiliar city, and for a while I have a kind of intimate illusion that is like a dream.
But Zhao Yang obviously hadn't replied until he replied: "Look at you." ”
It's just a cheap smile, and he continues to bow his head to eliminate the bowl of noodles, and the mood is not bad, and the way to write a literary sentence is
"In the thick heat of the fragrant noodle soup, these pedestrians who are running separately and have their own purposes are actually frozen in such a dirty small noodle restaurant, fermenting something called human touch or warmth together with noisy voices and their own scattered thoughts."
And Zhao Yang can clearly know that in the composition of this temperature, there happens to be a young man with a very bad hairstyle, smiling and thinking about a story, there is a Lu Fei and a Ran Jing in the story.
Even if it wasn't for him to write such a beautiful text,
But Zhao Yang still felt light and satisfied, and honored. Commonly known as the stinky and shameless.