"System Scanning......

The host situation is scanned and entered......

Binding Progress: 20%35%75100%

The binding is successful, congratulations to the host for successfully fitting the [Network Text System] of the Traverser's welfare. This system is supervised by the executive chairman of the traverser association [red mud green wine yellow shirt], I wish you success in reaching the pinnacle of life, Lori Royal Sister Bai Fumei is worth having.

Zhao Yang had a dream, and then woke up and greeted the first morning in this parallel world.

The owner of this body is also called Zhao Yang, an ordinary name, and on the other hand, he is also mediocre.

The university applied for the Chinese department, which was originally a sad thing, and what was even more tragic was that I was actually admitted at that time. That's why he was able to celebrate the tragic night of yesterday.

At the casual dinner after graduating from college, he actually exploded, and affectionately confessed to the recognized flower of their department.

And confessed for half an hour,

Drunk, in front of all the students in the department, he focused on his ** psychological activities, as well as the foolish practice of silently peeking at other girls for four years, which really made the most of the professional skills of the Chinese department. urging people to urinate,

Then the beautiful women were full of charms, and they thanked Zhao Yang with a gentle and friendly attitude, and left with a handsome senior who graduated a year earlier after issuing a good person card.

The experience of this ordinary young man's short life flashed in his mind, which made Zhao Yang sigh and sigh,

They are all failed men, meeting is fate, since he took over his body, then Zhao Yang doesn't mind reciprocating to help him fulfill his last wish, and when he has the opportunity, he pushes the flower, and plays with various bed skills, so as to comfort the unlucky child's spirit in the sky.

Zhao Yang is a traverser, but in such a modern society where the background of science and technology and culture is similar to the original China,

It is impossible for Zhao Yang to tell others that one nitrate, two sulfur and three charcoal are gunpowder that can end the war of cold weapons, nor can he go around and preach to others that the earth is round, or the sun is a sphere.

But as a traverser, when their own ability is not enough for them to live a life of flowers and wine, then there will always be an old man in the ring or any artifact with exercises to rescue them, and at worst, there should be a domineering female president's fiancée

These things are collectively called goldfingers, but what occupies an absolutely mainstream position in goldfingers is still a thing called a system.

Zhao Yang showed a smile that can only be had by the author's own son, he is finally a systematic person,

Even according to the Traveler Guild, this is the most wasteful system in the system circle. It is impossible for him to soar to the heavens and devour the universe without dying or devouring the universe, but it is very easy to live a life beyond most people, raise three or five school-level beauties, buy one or two big villas, and make him happy enough for him who has no ambitions.

Sitting on the bed, Zhao Yang couldn't wait to choose to enter the system, and a string of standard and emotionless Mandarin came

"Host title: Literate rookie

Number of online works: 0

Average number of subscriptions for works: 0

Maximum subscription of works: 0

Medal of Honor: 0

Talent: 0

……

More than a dozen kinds of data were blank, like using mind-reading on a corpse. Fortunately, it also admitted that it knew words, and Zhao Yang complained silently.

And other people's advanced systems all have a cute little white flower or a black loli elf, which is sweet and called the master.

This system just reminded Zhao Yang with the dead man's voice. Inferior goods at the bottom are bad.

"Beginner Task: Create an online work, pass the review, and reward 100 talents."

Zhao Yang looked at the gray unlocked items in the store, the cheapest one also cost 200 talents, and suddenly felt so tired that he couldn't love anymore. said that good money beauties are rolling in, where did this strong premonition come from. Or go to the construction site to move bricks yourself.

Falling backwards on that big double bed, you can never understand how lonely a single man with a double bed is, they are not willing to be accompanied by coded ** videos and toilet paper every day, but they can't catch up with a girl, but what the hell is this special inflatable doll that can't even afford to buy.

Zhao Yang is feeling the malice of the world.

But with the inappropriate tone of more than 1,000 words above, this is not an abusive main text.

So it's still the standard Mandarin of the system that can go to the central one:

"The host uses the network text system for the first time, and the newbie is rewarded with a benefit, whether to receive it"

Zhao Yang's eyes instantly starred, and he nodded and chose to receive it.

"The system is selecting the most compatible benefits for the host, please ...... later"

After more than thirty seconds, "The fit is complete, please ask the host to collect the newbie benefits." "Same as the flight attendant. The first manuscript of "The Day of Living" 70%"

After the system voice was finished, Zhao Yang felt that a small tip icon at the bottom of the character layout on the system options interface flashed and lit up.

After opening it, it is a small USB flash drive, Zhao Yang's mind moves, you can view the content of the USB flash drive, after reading more than 10,000 words, Zhao Yang is sure that it is the work that is enshrined as the banner of pure love after intimacy.

Even if I had forgotten it after reading it back then, Zhao Yang was still a little surprised by the text after reading it again.

The title of the book obviously has a perfunctory feeling of naming his child Dogan Dog, but it turns out that even the ugly guy named Zhu Baba can become the founding monarch of the Huanghuang Ming Dynasty.

Such a third-rate little yellow name is enough to carry the flag for pure love novels for 20 years after it was born.

It is hard for Zhao Yang to imagine how such a rough man could write such a beautiful and playful text, just a few hundred thousand words, just like a girl wearing a ponytail and a floral skirt, with a naughty and quirky look in the afternoon sun.

Let the people who have read it, the whole person can't give birth to the slightest unclean mind, how many otaku Zhao Yang who contributed the essence to Teacher Cang back then were purified for a while.

Zhao Yang always felt that no matter how much he indulged in the bright lights, wine, green and crazy and prosperous urban men and women, after reading the whole book, he would think of a person or himself who was still childish and naïve.

As a man who is forced to work hard every day with his lower body and livelihood, it is extremely rare for Zhao Yang to be able to sigh with such a small literary feeling, and at this time, the system repeated

"Please create a web work within three days and pass the review. Failure penalty, deducting three months of host life"

Their system speech is really arrogant, I'm afraid this is a common problem, but it may be that this system is small, and its temper is quite mild compared to those who obliterate the host at every turn.

Zhao Yang rubbed his head helplessly, because the guy who made a big joke last night drank too much wine, his whole body was sore, and he seemed to have been ravaged by a all night.

Dragged over the notebook that had been used for more than three years, opened the search engine, and after ten minutes, Zhao Yang had learned about the online situation of this world through the encyclopedia. is different from a certain point in the previous life, where the princes are three or five, and the rest of the small fish and shrimp lose money and struggle to survive.

The world's largest literary website is actually a public-private partnership controlled by several Internet giants and controlled by the state. The number of new books coming in every day is more than twice as high as at a certain point, and as for other websites, it's all about losing money and making money.

The largest online website, which looks down on the world and despises those small microorganisms, is like a strong man scolding a group of children: "You little bastards ......"

Enter the found URL, "Wenjiang Chinese Network" is a web design with an atmospheric and luxurious and concise web address, which is enough to reflect the production cost.

Zhao Yang ignored the works and announcements of those local tyrants who had gorgeous covers and extremely high clicks, as well as those local tyrants who floated millions of coins.

Directly under the automatic guidance of the system, click to browse the author benefits and list rules, and then register the author number and bind the ID card......

That emotionless system is like teaching an idiot, something like

"You have to chew ten times with your teeth before you eat, and then swallow down"

Zhao Yang was helpless, and when the website popped up, please enter the author's pen name, and the unlucky system that had finally been cleaned up came to the spirit again

"The system randomly suggests matching the pen name [Sun and Moon in the Sky]"

Zhao Yang was annoyed by it, pretended to be deaf and ignored it, and typed a pen name of "I am the king of online texts", and was just about to click OK, when the voice of the system added: "Please use the pen name of the system to reward the low-level items in the store to unlock X1"

Zhao Yang didn't have a temperate exercise, he did it instantly, and then directly established the work.

Hit "With the flight attendant. After the title of "The Day of Living", Zhao Yang was entangled in various ways, and then the egg hurt for a minute and he didn't change his name.

Gritted his teeth and wrote only one sentence in the introduction of the work

[Since this book, pure love novels have had a long flag fluttering. 】

Then I feel comfortable, no wonder I like to pretend to be forced, it's just an unusual feeling, the whole person is hard,

Upload a sample of 5,000 words according to the website. Copy and paste directly from the small USB flash drive of the system item and upload it.

Then there was a burst of "ho-ho-ho" laughter, and he was also the one who had saved the manuscript.

"The system prompts that the inferior liquor in the store is unlocked."

Item introduction [inferior wine]: 100 poems of fighting wine, after each use, the host can continue to increase the code word by 10,000 words, and then the effect disappears, and there is no negative effect. Price: 200 talents. ”

"" Zhao Yang was unhappy every minute, this unlucky effect, buying a bottle of Red Bull solved it, and he actually paid the price of a pen name for it.

If it weren't for the fact that the pen name was useless, Zhao Yang would definitely be even more unbalanced

The reason why I exploded a swear word was because of the automatic login QQ, the crazy refresh to 99+ messages in the college classmates group,

Zhao Yang clicked on it casually and found that he was actually discussing his "heroic feat" yesterday, and even the flower girl was ridiculed by countless animals fishing in troubled waters.

After reading these chat records, Zhao Yang really can't agree with Qin Shihuang's book burning pit Confucianism, the most annoying this group of people who learn Chinese, black people can come out of the black.

PS: The first day of the new book upload, August 9, 2015 Yellow Calendar [Appropriate]

Lifting, breaking ground, collecting money, erecting pillars, and accepting livestock

Forgiveness, coupons, fasting, blessings, sacrifices, and heirs

Seeking wealth, collecting money, seeking medical treatment, opening a position, catching, and enrolling