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On a warm afternoon, Ling Yang checked the previous day's account and went to the kindergarten to pick up Xiaodong from school in advance, because of Friday, the kindergarten ended relatively early, Chu Wanyi went to Jingyang City with the report to make a report, and he could only rush back that night, Ling Yang was lazy for a while and didn't want to cook, so he took Xiaodong to a hamburger restaurant on North 16th Street to fill his stomach. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Ling Yang is not very interested in hamburgers and fries, but children like to eat these things, so Ling Yang had to reluctantly embezzle a small part of the vegetable money to take Xiaodong to eat.

Recently, Ling Yang has been completely accustomed to Chu Wanyi's resolute and resolute style, barely able to keep up with the bright pace of work, and arranged the work and life of the three of them in an orderly manner, tired is a little tired, but thinking of his double undercover identity and the huge debt of 40,000 yuan pressed on his body, Ling Yang had to grit his teeth and endure it.

Xiaodong likes Ling Yang more and more for the fun guy who is not big or small, and even has some attachment, and the lack of father's love makes Xiaodong unconsciously like to fool around with Ling Yang, and the child's pure heart is the most able to accept the influence of Ling Yang's supernatural magnetic field, after a period of time, Xiaodong has made Ling Yang and the name "father" incompletely matched, the two are crazy together all day long, but they are also happy, Chu Wanyi has long been alert in her heart, It's just that the bottom of her heart has already been planted by Ling Yang subconsciously with the heart attack technique, so Chu Wanyi has no choice but to deceive herself from her heart, under the pretext that she can't bear to destroy her precious son's illusion in blood, and then think of Ling Yang's identity, she can only smile bitterly, and one day is a day.

Putting aside Ling Yang's unconscious, not to mention the profound impact on Chu Wanyi's feelings, how could she not see that Ling Yang was a business spy sent to her by the tiger master, Chu Wanyi knew about the tiger master's recent actions, but she couldn't grasp the evidence at all, and she could only wait for the tiger master himself to accidentally show the fox's tail, and the matter of chasing the wind and shadows could not be reported to the material, the chairman of Jingyang Hengyuan Group was kind to himself, so he handed over such a difficult task to himself, You can't spoil your benefactor's big things because of impulse.

For this guy Ling Yang, Chu Wanyi really had a headache. This young man with an alternative personality looks like he has no scheming, his character is obscene and his work is poor, his speech and expression are like a full gangster, but fortunately, he is barely motivated, his mind is flexible, and he still has such an indescribable aura, which is also good and evil, and has his own touching charm. Remembering that every time she was with this bad guy, she would always unconsciously think about things between men and women, Chu Wanyi couldn't help but secretly wake up, thinking that she must not be taken advantage of by this disciple.

Chu Wanyi was careful enough, the real core business did not let Ling Yang come into contact at all, just used him as a coolie, looking at the way this guy was hanging, if he could really get some core secrets from himself, it could only prove that he was too weak, and this kind of thing would never happen.

"That guy Zhao Dahu actually sent such a superb to test me, could it be that he is suffering from madness." Chu Wanyi muttered.

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Ling Yang was holding a bag of freshly fried fries and munching on it, sneezing violently and rubbing his sour nose, Ling Yang thought to himself who was scolding me behind my back, I haven't offended much recently. Seeing that Xiaodong was eating deliciously, and his chubby face was covered with red tomato sauce, Ling Yang pulled out a tissue and gently wiped Xiaodong's face, and said softly: "Xiaodong, have you ever been to heaven?" ”

"Nope!" Xiaodong chewed food in his mouth and said indistinctly: "My mother told me that children can't fly!" ”

"Oh, that's right." Ling Yang's smile became even gentler, and he said kindly: "Uncle has a way for you to go to the sky without having to fly!" No, how could I lie to a child? You stand up, turn around, close your eyes, yes, that's it, God! ”

Ling Yang pulled down Xiaodong's pants, flicked them on his mini ding, and then happily knelt on the table to watch jokes, thinking that bullying children on a rainy day, being idle is also idle, it's really interesting.

"You big badass!" Xiao Dong hurriedly lifted his pants, stretched out his little foot and kicked Ling Yang, and said angrily: "I know that you are not well-intentioned, see if I don't let the little girl bite you to death for a while!" ”

"Don't, don't, I'm not kidding you!" Thinking of the big-headed Tibetan mastiff named Xiao Liang in the back seat of the car, Ling Yang felt a chill and quickly apologized, with a very sincere attitude. In his heart, he secretly scolded Xiao Dong for not being in tune with himself, and he had to take the damn big dog with him on the street, so that he was terrified when he drove a car, for fear that Xiao Dong would be frightened for a while, and he would bite off his neck in a frenzy.

"If you want me to forgive you, you can go buy me a pair of chicken wings and a big glass of Coke, and don't tell my mother, understand?" Xiaodong exercised his right to extortion in a timely manner.

"You still eat so much, and you're not afraid of dying, didn't you just say you're full?"

"It's full."

"Are you still hungry?"

"Hungry."

"Aren't you full?"

"It's full."

"And you still eat?"

"Eat."

"Damn, the logic of foodies is really powerful!" Ling Yang was completely stunned by Xiaodong, so he had to run to the ordering table and ask for a chicken wing, but he didn't order Coke, just a glass of free water.

Ling Yang held the dinner plate, turned around but disappeared Xiaodong, next one, looked around, only to see Xiaodong standing in front of a table by the window, in front of a pair of young parents, fooling their four or five-year-old daughter, and said in a milky voice: "Little sister, have you ever been to heaven......"

Ling Yang saw that this was bad, he learned from other seniors to play hooligans at a young age, how could he get it when he grew up, he hurriedly rushed up and dragged Xiaodong back, and he didn't dare to stay in the fast food restaurant for longer, half-resisting and half-hugging Xiaodong and the packed chicken wings into the car, as soon as the car started, he saw the little girl who had been fooled just now lying by the window, and shouted reluctantly: "Little brother, you haven't taken me to heaven yet, why are you leaving?" ”

Ling Yang sweated wildly, thinking that this little girl really didn't know what to do, she was almost sold and counted the money for others, the wisdom of the child now is really ...... It's worrying.

After a while, Xiao Dong eliminated a pair of sweet chicken wings, licked his lips unsatisfied, and wiped his greasy little hand on Ling Yang's coat, pouting and saying cutely: "Xiong Er, I will discuss something with you!" ”

Xiong Er was nicknamed by Xiaodong to Ling Yang, because Xiaodong thought that the name Qian Duoduo was a bit awkward, and Ling Yang looked clumsy when he worked, much like the big stupid bear in the cartoon Bear Infested, so a new nickname was born.

"If there's a fart, let it go!" Ling Yang looked down at the greasy placket on his body, and he couldn't wait to slap Xiaodong, a bear child, to Java, and yelled angrily.

"Ah, you know this, are you an immortal?" Xiao Dong's eyes widened in surprise, his eyes were full of respect.

"Know what?" Ling Yang was stunned for a moment, and then a foul smell quickly filled the entire carriage, Ling Yang was so smoked that he suffocated to death with a foot on the brakes, lowered all the windows, poked his head out and desperately breathed the fresh air outside, and said tremblingly: "My mother, it's so spicy!" The little boy with a keen sense of smell was even more miserable, his big head couldn't be inserted under the seat, his eyes rolled and he screamed, and his two front paws pulled out a big hole in the expensive leather car cushion.

In the middle of the night, Xiaodong, who was back on the road, was tightly tied to the seat by the seat belt, and his eyes tearfully hugged the big bag on his head and couldn't help repenting: "I don't dare anymore, I don't dare anymore, I don't dare anymore......"

"Also, have you forgotten what I just taught you, repeat it!" Ling Yang roared angrily.

Xiaodong pursed his mouth: "When a person tells you that you have a fart to release quickly, it is actually to let you have something to say quickly, not to really fart, I am guilty, my fart almost caused us to have a car accident...... Am I repeating that right? Now I can talk to you about things, right? ”

"Well, there's a fart...... Say something. Ling Yang sighed.

Talking about this matter, Xiaodong was obviously interested, and danced and said: "Next Monday, we are going to hold a singing competition, Teacher Dong Rina said, you are not allowed to sing any songs that anyone can sing, such as little red flowers, big windmills, etc., you have to sing that the teacher and the children have never heard, but I have never heard my mother sing, maybe she really won't, Xiong Er, I see that every time you mop the floor, you will hum quietly, you will definitely sing a lot of songs, can you teach me a song?" ”

Ling Yang thought to himself, how can I sing any song, every time I mop the floor, I am whispering to your mother, can you know? However, Ling Yang's eyes rolled, and a bad idea came to his mind, and he said with a thief smile: "Of course, I can sing a lot of songs, why don't I teach you a song "Two Tigers"?" ”

"What's so strange about "Two Tigers", I was able to sing it backwards when I was three years old!" Xiao Dong was sneering at Ling Yang's proposal.

"Look, you see, the children's families have never seen the world!" Ling Yang squeezed his eyes, "What I'm going to teach you is an upgraded version of "Two Tigers", Teacher Dong Rina will definitely like it when she hears it." ”

"How do you sing the upgraded version?" Xiaodong looked ignorant.

"Ahem!" Ling Yang cleared his throat and howled: "Two tigers, two tigers, in love, in love, both are male, both are male, really perverted, really perverted." ”

"No, no, Xiong Er, you can't sing this!" Although Xiaodong is young, he can generally hear the good and the bad, knowing that he can't get a reward at all after singing this song, and he will be punished if he doesn't do it well, so he shook his head again and again and refused again.

"This won't work, I'll think about it again." The bad water in Ling Yang's stomach was bubbling, how could he come up with any good ideas, his eyes rolled, and he said, "That, Xiaodong, have you heard of Eighteen Touch?" ”