Chapter 15: Life is like a fog
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After a marathon of recuperation and recharging, Lingyang finally returned to work in the company. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ ο½ο½ο½ο½
Because of a warm dinner yesterday, Chu Wanyi was secretly very satisfied with Ling Yang's cooking skills, and it seemed that Ling Yang's resistance was not so obvious, especially thanks to Xiao Dong, the quirky little guy, who jumped up and down to adjust the atmosphere, Chu Wanyi finally didn't come up with too esoteric financial problems to embarrass Ling Yang, and the little nanny Ling Yang barely passed the test with a fairly perfect answer, and successfully obtained a one-month probationary period.
After tasting Ling Yang's craftsmanship, Chu Wanyi and Diao Xiaodong seemed to have eaten the marrow, and the two losers who were used to living a good life threw away all the junk food in the large refrigerator without distress, and forced Ling Yang to formulate a series of delicious and nutritious recipes, Ling Yang had to quit the bad habit of sleeping until he woke up naturally, and mixed in a group of uncles and aunts early in the morning, and squeezed to the morning market to buy vegetables.
Breakfast was oily millet porridge, boiled eggs, kohlrabi drenched in sesame oil and cucumbers, Ling Yang swallowed his share of three times and divided five by two, and while the two of them were chewing slowly, they were commanded by Chu Wanyi to wipe the floor again, because Chu Wanyi also fired the cleaner at home by the way.
Ling Yang pouted his ass and wiped the floor hard, and scolded in his heart: "The damn little widow really uses Lao Tzu as a slave, and when Lao Tzu soars, he will definitely sell you to the island country to make a movie, and affix your name with the format name of .rmvb, and spread it all over the motherland to relieve the hatred in Lao Tzu's heart!" β
Of course, this is just Ling Yang's wishful thinking, dissatisfied is dissatisfied, for the time being, you still have to swallow your anger and listen to others' commands, otherwise don't say that Qin Lu can't pass that level, even the tiger master can't spare himself. Ling Yang had no choice but to continue to be a cow and a horse, drove around in a big circle to send Xiaodong to the kindergarten first, and after chatting happily with Teacher Dong Rina for five minutes, he came to the company together under the urging of Chu Wanyi.
As soon as she entered the office, Chu Wanyi immediately returned to her true character as a professional strong woman, and instructed Ling Yang: "At about ten o'clock, the Ministry of Transportation will send three batches of rubbing rough stones, each batch of tons of waybills are recorded, and then the person in charge of the team will take the bill to us to withdraw money, you are responsible for issuing a transfer check, transfer it to the bank account to them, remember to collect the receipt, take it back and order it into the corresponding flow book, and wait until the end of the month to settle together, understand?" β
"Understood, it's just a small scene." Ling Yang put on a posture of "I do things, you can rest assured".
Chu Wanyi nodded: "When you work with me, you have to have a proper attitude, don't show the same set of your rivers and lakes, how disgusting your current appearance is, do you know, rules!" β
Ling Yang thought to himself, how could I be a top student of the police academy, if I don't behave, can I still put my hands in my trouser pockets now? I've already touched your leg. However, on the surface, he still made a look of listening to the teachings, straightened his posture and nodded.
Chu Wanyi couldn't help but be very satisfied when she saw that Ling Yang's attitude was quite sincere. It's just that after accidentally touching Ling Yang's eyes, Chu Wanyi inexplicably felt a sudden itch on her thighs, as if a big hand that was emitting heat was rubbing it uncontrollably, along the knees upwards, and there was a great tendency to explore the hidden path. Chu Wanyi subconsciously clamped her legs and secretly pinched her forearm, and the tingling sensation on her legs was alleviated a little.
Chu Wanyi's face turned crimson, she didn't want to lose face in front of Ling Yang, so she quickly straightened her face and snorted coldly: "Then let's do this first, you go and do things first...... By the way, I suggest you wait and change into a neat outfit, you see you're quite old, how can you still learn from other people's adolescent rebellious teenagers, wearing ripped jeans, do you think that's cool? β
Ling Yang lowered his head like a well-behaved baby who was taught, but he had already scolded in his heart: Would I like to wear torn pants? It's not that you let the dog in your house lick it alive, you are the wicked person who sues first, and the woman is really unreasonable.
Ling Yang was embarrassed: "But I just have this pair of pants, you know, my salary hasn't been paid yet, and I don't have money to buy a new one, which is already good, I wear cotton pants or blankets when I am at home, and the heat is so hot that I can't stand it, so I will run ......."
"Okay, okay, don't cry poor." Chu Wanyi interrupted Ling Yang impatiently, "When you come back from the bank, I'll see if I can take some time out to take you to buy a set of clothes, lest other departments think that our finance department has taken refuge in the beggar gang, what are you happy about, the money for buying clothes will be deducted from your salary next month!" β
So Ling Yang went out.
It does not take long to handle the bank's business, because the bank is already familiar with the account business process of Hengyun, and in a few minutes, the receipt of the check will be handed to Lingyang. Ling Yang drove around the road, but in fact, he paid close attention to the surrounding environmental dynamics, and when there were no vehicles in front and behind, and pedestrians were very scarce, Ling Yang twisted the steering wheel hard, parked the car in the corner of a small street, and went directly to the back seat to change clothes.
When Ling Yang got out of the car again, his image was already very different from just now. Wearing an old-fashioned labor cloth overalls, with the words mineral water of a certain brand printed on the back, red socks and green rubber shoes, a dirty peaked cap buttoned on his head, covering his eyes, and some foundation seemed to be put on his cheeks, which made his face look thinner.
Ling Yang remembered very well that one of the sticky notes on the Tiger Master's notebook recorded the time at noon today, and the location recorded the Hongqi Farm in the northern suburbs, Ling Yang used the electronic map to locate the area, and found that the only place there that could hide people's eyes and ears and conduct bulk inventory or trading happened to point to an abandoned paper mill not far from the farm.
The paper mill was still a state-owned factory in the sixties and seventies of the last century, and after the reform and opening up, the big pot of rice was abandoned, and several successive contractors were all poorly managed, and the paper mill was seriously polluted, so it could only be closed in the end. Ling Yang walked to the street, bargained with the taxi driver for a while, spent thirty yuan to come to Hongqi Farm, got out of the car and got into a wood, turned on the GPS positioning, according to the pre-locked location and planned route, ran all the way to the march, less than twenty minutes, he vaguely saw an abandoned factory outside the woods, the collapsed wall and the dilapidated factory are connected together, and the large drainage ditch next to the factory is full of weeds, which just provides Ling Yang with lurking favorable terrain.
Ling Yang crawled in the drainage ditch, poked out half of his head, and under the cover of the wild grass, he stared at the gate of the paper mill, which was the only place connected to the road, and only here could vehicles enter and exit. Ling Yang was very conceited about his patience, because Ling Yang once lurked outside a slaughterhouse outside a slaughterhouse, piled with stinking livestock offal, crawling with maggots and flies in a waste pile full of maggots and flies for a whole night, and finally caught the suspect red-handed in the early hours of the morning.
However, Ling Yang still looked at his watch frequently, because if he spent too much time here, it would be difficult to go back to Chu Wanyi, thinking of the stunning color that made his appetite move, Ling Yang's heart was hot, and he thought of the first meeting, the pair of pink legs and jade feet carved like beautiful jade, Ling Yang thought for a while, and suddenly lowered his head slightly, his pupils gathered into a line, because four or five men walked out of the gate of the paper mill, all carrying sharp guys in their hands, as if waiting for something at the door.
Five minutes later, two large vans came from the back of the road and turned at the intersection of the paper mill. The truck driver greeted the man guarding the door, handed over a card-like object, and one of the men looked at the card carefully, compared it with the record on a piece of paper in his hand, and waved his hand to his companion behind him to let him go.
Two trucks drove into the gate of the paper mill one after another, and it was faintly visible from the ruins that the trucks finally stopped in front of a row of warehouses. The truck driver opened the sealed rear compartment of the truck, beckoned, and more than a dozen people immediately rushed out of a warehouse, carried out the long wooden boxes, and transported them into the warehouse one by one, until the goods were finished, the truck driver drove away and went north along the highway again.
Ling Yang really wanted to know what kind of unsightly things these people were transporting, but Ling Yang's time was almost up, and there was only one lunch break to rush back, if Chu Wanyi couldn't see Ling Yang when he went to work in the afternoon, Ling Yang would probably be in even more trouble. Anyway, he has already found one of the important strongholds of the Tiger Master's secret transaction, and there are many opportunities to spy later, so he is not in a hurry at this time.
Ling Yang smiled bitterly, forcibly suppressed the urge to go to find out, and returned the same way, before entering the woods, Ling Yang had already put on his clothes and pants in reverse, so that the gray-yellow color of the inner lining was closer to the color of the decayed grass. Even so, Ling Yang did not have the slightest carelessness, squirming his body little by little, from the drainage ditch to the woods in a short distance of a few tens of meters, Ling Yang just crawled for half an hour, no different from a stationary object, it was difficult to attract the attention of others from a long distance.
In the end, Ling Yang entered the dense forest covered by branches, which increased his speed to the extreme, shuttling through the forest, and after a while, he had entered the Hongqi Farm and took a taxi back to the county seat. After a little detour on the street, Ling Yang went back to his car to change his clothes, washed his face with bottled water, and when he drove to a certain garbage bin, he threw away his clothes, hats and shoes, and returned to Hengyun unconsciously.
Ling Yang came back in time, Chu Wanyi had just woken up from a nap, complaining that Ling Yang was too slow, and Ling Yang explained with a smile, saying that he was not used to eating the dishes in the cafeteria, so he casually ate a bowl of ramen near the bank, and then fooled him. Chu Wanyi didn't think much about it, and directly dragged Ling Yang to the street, fulfilling her promise in the morning, to change Ling Yang into clothes that fit better.
In this way, Lingyang was in debt.
It's hard to imagine that there is such a high-end luxury store in a small county town, the faΓ§ade looks narrow and unobtrusive, and when you pass through a thin corridor, Ling Yang is dazzled by the splendid decoration and dazzling array of goods in the store.
Chu Wanyi took Ling Yang to the cloaking area with ease, the labels of various styles of fashionable clothes were written in German and Italian, and the countless zeros on the price tag made Ling Yang dizzy for a while, and a feeling of being pitted arose spontaneously.
"Why don't we try another store, I don't think the clothes here are suitable for my wandering temperament, and the Semir next to it is good for me......" Ling Yang tentatively proposed.
"The Buddha relies on gold and people rely on clothes, and men should have a good set of clothes." Thinking that she had said this to Xiaodong's father, Chu Wanyi was a little depressed and stopped teasing Ling Yang. "Are you worried about the price, it's okay, the discount here is very strong, but it doesn't cost much."
"That's right." Ling Yang finally breathed a sigh of relief, and let Chu Wanyi pick up one piece of clothing after another and compare it on herself, while the waitress who was enthusiastic and thoughtful was busy running back and forth, praising Ling Yang for her foreign style in clothes, and praising Chu Wanyi's unique vision, and even people frantically took out their mobile phones to take pictures of the "couple", which made Chu Wanyi's face red, and explained again and again that the two were just ordinary colleagues.
"Oh, I'm so sorry, I misunderstood, but you two are a good match!" The waitress showed her true colors: "Just now this gentleman looked at your chest for a long time, I saw that you didn't object, I thought it was a couple, hehehehe......"
"Hey, what about your manager, get out of here, I want to complain, where did the hired waiter be so able to build bridges and sow discord, and the turnover of your store was ruined in her hands......" Ling Yang yelled angrily.
Chu Wanyi's face became heavier and heavier, and she finally restrained herself, did not make a violent and hurtful move, and threw the eighth lady waiter a face in a dry voice: "Where is the most expensive suit you have here?" One-size-fits-all, no need to try on, swipe the card, pack! β
So Ling Sunshine went into debt. Lingyang calculated his salary, deducted five insurances and one housing fund, and then counted overtime pay and various subsidies, the cash in hand every month was only 3,000 yuan, and the bag of Italian handmade suits he was carrying in his hand cost a full 40,000 yuan. That is to say, Ling Yang has to work in Hengyun for a year, not to mention, and he has to pay off Chu Wanyi's debt by four thousand, and he can't rely on it, because Ling Yang's salary card has been stuffed into Chu Wanyi's bag, and he also threatened to break Ling Yang's leg and call the police if he dared to go to the bank to report the loss.
"Manager Chu, I have a secret to tell you, in fact, I am not from this era." Ling Yang clenched the steering wheel and gritted his teeth and said: "I came from before the liberation, my name is actually Yang Bailao, because I was thirsty, I fainted after drinking some brine, and I came here after waking up, I was surprised when I first saw you, because I found that you looked very similar to a neighbor before I crossed, his surname was Huang, and his nickname was Zhou Papi ......."
Chu Wanyi finally let out a bad breath, she was in a very happy mood, how could she care about Ling Yang's mournful complaints, and she didn't care about him, she just told the fog to open slowly, and rarely joked by the way that the two of them were incompatible, and they were destined to fight each other, and suggested that Ling Yang had time to find a fortune teller to take a good look, and maybe he could alleviate his bad luck.
As he was talking, Ling Yang coincidentally found that there was a fortune-telling stall on the side of the road, and in the mist, an old man sat alone at the table, wearing a white coat, with a fairy wind and bones, and a small wooden barrel on the table, which was full of signs.
Ling Yang was overjoyed, stopped and ran to the old man, grabbed the cylinder and shook it violently, and finally shook out a sign and handed it to the old man, and played a very literary and artistic style: "Old man, life is like fog, where is the road?" Let's help solve a hexagram below! β
The old man swept his white beard, his face was full of red light, like a fairy, and said lightly when he saw this: "Young man, it's not easy for an old man to come out to sell a bowl of shrimp skin wontons in the haze, what are you doing with my chopsticks?" β
Ling Yang smiled at the "old fairy" in embarrassment, turned around and looked at Chu Wanyi, an iceberg beauty in the car who had always been known for her cold-hearted and hard-hearted smile, and she was already laughing so hard that she was about to pull over.