Chapter 216: Thanks to my wit
The Queen Mother of the West lay down on the bed, looking lazy, and the two fairies stepped forward to rub the legs of the Queen Mother of the West.
The eldest princess of Longji flew away.
The Queen Mother of the West waited left and right to wait for the eldest princess Longji to come back, her brows couldn't help frowning, to be honest, among so many daughters, she was the most uneasy about the eldest princess of Longji, she had been widowed for a long time, and her spring heart has always been very strong, when drinking, the subtle interaction between Zhang Lei and Zhang Lei, after drinking, the eldest princess of Longji wanted to help Zhang Lei, everything can be seen, the eldest princess of Longji was fascinated by Zhang Lei. The Queen Mother of the West had a premonition that something was wrong, so she raised her foot and kicked a little fairy, and whispered: "Go, call the eldest princess of Longji back, and say that there is something important to discuss with her in this palace." ”
The little fairy was kicked down, got up, and as she stepped back, she said in a loud voice, "Yes! Be! ”
After a while, the little fairy came back, and when the Queen Mother of the West saw the little fairy with a frightened look, she knew that something big had happened as expected, and in an instant, there seemed to be a basin of ice water pouring down her head.
The Queen Mother of the West shouted and asked, "Where is the eldest princess?" ”
The little fairy trembled: "The eldest princess is accompanying General Zhang." ”
The Queen Mother of the West was covered in hair, and "Teng" jumped up from the bed, and immediately flew to the small room where Zhang Lei was.
How could the Queen Mother of the West know that Zhang Lei didn't drink any wine made from loveless water at all? The person who drank the wine brewed by the water of forgetfulness was her precious daughter, the eldest princess of Longji, Hongluan Xingjun!
The old love of the eldest princess of Longji has been forgotten, and there is only new love in her mind, only the new love that Zhang Lei used the stealth clone to input into her mind when she was drinking, and the eldest princess of Longji uncontrollably loved Zhang Lei to death.
Under the pretext of being curious to see how Zhang Lei fell in love with the Orchid Fairy sisters, the eldest princess of Longji helped the Queen Mother of the West back to the room and flew to Zhang Lei's resting room.
At that time, Zhang Lei was lying on the bed, and one of the orchid fairy sisters was taking off Zhang Lei's shoes, and the other was wiping Zhang Lei's face with a towel.
As soon as the eldest princess of Longji arrived, she deceived them and said, "The Queen Mother ordered you to go back to the Flower King Palace and wait." Later, the Queen Mother still has something to say to General Zhang. ”
The Orchid Fairy sisters were taken away.
The eldest princess of Longji sat on the edge of Zhang Lei's bed, looking at Zhang Lei who was pretending to be drunk, and the eldest princess of Longji showed obsession in her eyes.
Zhang Lei is pretending to be drunk! What he was waiting for was the eldest princess of Longji, and if the eldest princess of Longji did not take away the Orchid Fairy sisters, he could only continue to pretend to be drunk and unconscious, and the Orchid Fairy sisters left. The eldest princess of Longji came, and she was the only one who came, after the eldest princess of Longji came, she was still bold to sit on the edge of the bed, when the time was ripe, how could Zhang Lei care so much? Does she care if she is the daughter of the Queen Mother of the West, or who? Zhang Lei jumped up, stretched out his hands, pulled the eldest princess of Longji onto the bed and pressed it under him.
The eldest princess of Longji trembled and struggled. Trying to escape.
Zhang Lei's right hand grabbed the hands of the eldest princess Longji in front of her head, and pressed her left hand to her chest.
The eldest princess of Longji wanted to shout.
Zhang Lei took the opportunity to kiss it, the mouths of the two met, Princess Longjitiao turned her head, wanting to avoid kissing with Zhang Lei, Zhang Lei's mouth followed the trace, and his left hand slid down from the chest of the eldest princess of Longji and stuffed into the crotch of the eldest princess Longji.
Overlord hard bow!
The eldest princess of Longji only struggled for a short time, and after a while, she was caught. At the mercy of Zhang Lei. The eldest princess of Longji was originally a dry firewood, and she had been taken down by Zhang Lei. It's just because Zhang Lei's shot frightened her, otherwise she wouldn't struggle.
How could Zhang Lei be gentle with her? Zhang Lei knew that if the wine made by this loveless water was drunk by Zhang Lei himself, it would be Zhang Lei who would be controlled. Now that the eldest princess of Longji has been drunk, this is retribution, and Zhang Lei will not take the opportunity to ravage her. When? On the one hand, in order to get angry and punish her, on the other hand, it is also a plan, not only for the Orchid Fairy sisters, but also for themselves. He threw a mess to the Queen Mother of the West. Let the Queen Mother of the West be patient to comb it.
Hey! Bang Bang Bang!
Zhang Lei the eldest princess of Longji like a.
After venting, Pingzhang Lei lay down and ordered the eldest princess of Longji to clean and her tools with her mouth.
When the eldest princess of Longji was licking Zhang Lei's tools to her with relish, the Queen Mother of the West arrived.
Looking at this unsightly scene, the Queen Mother of the West was so angry that she almost turned her back on it, and couldn't help but say that she took out the whip from her hair, and whipped the eldest princess of Longji, how could the eldest princess of Longji eat the whip? Screaming, the delicate body flew out and hit the wall, fell to the ground, convulsed, and passed out.
The Queen Mother of the West didn't care about the life or death of the eldest princess of Longji, and raised a small whip to whip Zhang Lei again.
The Queen Mother of the West was extremely curious, why was Zhang Lei still snoring? The banner held high by Zhang Lei was slowly falling.
The Queen Mother of the West roared angrily: "Zhang Lei! ”
Zhang Lei didn't move, still snoring.
The Queen Mother of the West stabbed Zhang Lei's neck with a whip, Zhang Lei raised his hand and waved, turned sideways, and continued to lie down.
The Queen Mother of the West thought that Zhang Lei was still asleep, and the eldest princess of Longji just wanted to bargain and complain while Zhang Lei was asleep.
This is what the Queen Mother of the West is looking forward to, and this is the inevitability of retreating. If you knew that the eldest princess of Longji was really in love with Zhang Lei, would she still have it? The whip will definitely not hesitate to whip Zhang Lei's body.
However, the whip of the Queen Mother of the West can't hurt Zhang Lei, because Zhang Lei is not in the immortal column, he is already a real god of freedom, and the whip can only hit the immortals with immortal status.
This is the limitation of the spell, and in the future, she will suffer from the fact that she can't control Zhang Lei with the whip.
The Queen Mother of the West slowly walked to the side of the eldest princess of Longji, and with her qi to resist things, the delicate body of the eldest princess of Longji stood upright, but her face was pale, and she looked like six of the seven souls had flown away from her delicate body. The Queen Mother of the West shook her head vigorously, and hugged the eldest princess of Longji back to the room with her anger.
The eldest princess of Longji was lying on the bed, and the Queen Mother of the West asked the fairy to stuff two nine-turn soul-reviving pills into the mouth of the eldest princess of Longji.
The eldest princess of Longji woke up slowly.
The Queen Mother of the West gently stroked the forehead of the eldest princess of Longji, sighed and said, "You shouldn't stay here, the queen mother is ashamed of you." ”
The eldest princess of Longji shook her head slightly and said, "Queen Mother, fulfill me and Lei!" I love Ray. ”
The Queen Mother of the West screamed: "Fart!" What do you love Ray? Look at your current state, as long as you are a man, you will fall in love. Zhang Lei drank the wine brewed by the water of forgetfulness, if he was conscious, would he still have it? He will fall madly in love with you. If you can't keep the bottom line anymore, if you get involved with him, what should you do if you call the queen mother? Wouldn't the bureau that had been put so much effort into trapping itself in? Are you sensible? The Queen Mother promises you that you will meet a good god in the future. Be sure to call the shots for you. ”
The eldest princess of Longji whispered, "Then you must not hurt Lei." ”
The Queen Mother of the West sighed and said, "Alas! I want to skin him! But I can't, I have to use him! ”
The eldest princess of Longji snuggled her face into the arms of the Queen Mother of the West, with a look of grievance.
The Queen Mother of the West gently rubbed the delicate face of the eldest princess Longji and said softly, "The Orchid Fairy sisters will come soon, and they will carry Lei back." Alas! You! Let the queen mother feel good and afraid, when you can let the queen mother save snacks is too good. ”
In the Flower King Palace, Zhang Lei was carried back by the orchid fairy sisters and placed on the embroidery bed.
Zhang Lei sat up. The orchid fairy sisters hurriedly supported Zhang Lei from left to right.
Zhang Lei hugged the two super beauties left and right, and smiled backwards.
The orchid fairy and the orchid fairy were confused by Zhang Lei's laughter. Zhang Lei looks like a drunken demeanor? What the hell is going on?
Zhang Lei suddenly stopped laughing, stared at the eyes of the orchid fairy, and asked in a low voice, "Do you know the truth?" ”
The orchid fairy girl lowered her eyebrows, twisted her two delicate hands together, avoided Zhang Lei's eyes and shook her head and said, "What did you say?" ”
Zhang Lei shook his head, sighed heavily and said, "You are so confused! Don't think I don't have a brain, I can't analyze it, tell you. I only have to look at your demeanor and I know that you are lying. ”
The orchid fairy asked curiously: "Lei, what do you say my sister knows?" ”
Zhang Lei sighed again and said, "Forget the water!" ”
The orchid fairy girl trembled, she knew that Zhang Lei knew that she really wanted to, but she thought that Zhang Lei had really drunk the forgetful water, and the orchid fairy girl heard the Queen Mother of the West say that once the wine made by the forgetful water was drunk. He will forget all the love of the past, but it doesn't seem like he has forgotten the love of the past!
The Orchid Fairy felt her mind go blank.
Zhang Lei said softly: "Thanks to my wit. The wine made from the forgetful water made the eldest princess of Longji drink. Orchid fairy! You should understand that the current situation is not good for you. The Queen Mother of the West is using you, according to my analysis, of course, if the analysis is correct, she wants me to forget Princess Yuwei Xuanyin, and then fall in love with you again. On the surface. I do love you, and it's okay to do so, but have you ever thought about it? If I drink the wine brewed by the water of forgetfulness, I will disown the relationship with Princess Yuwei Xuanyin, and I will publicly announce that I want to marry you. The consequences of my doing. Think about it, how serious is it? The Jade Emperor can't afford to lose this face, he will definitely kill me, and at the same time, he will not let you go. ”
The orchid fairy girl trembled and whispered, "I'm sorry, I know it's wrong." ”
Zhang Lei stroked the delicate face of the orchid fairy girl, and said softly: "You can't be used as a gun by the Queen Mother of the West, alas, a gun is not counted." ”
The orchid fairy aunt raised her eyes and asked, "But you are good with Princess Yuwei Xuanyin, the Queen Mother of the West will give us little jin to wear!" Our Kao is the one she broke the seal! ”
Zhang Lei smiled bitterly and said: "So, we can't afford to offend the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother of the West, at least until I become a climate, I must be a man with my tail between my legs." ”
The orchid fairy asked in a low voice, "Lei, what's the use of letting the eldest princess Longji drink the wine brewed by the water of forgetfulness?" ”
Zhang Lei smiled and said, "Of course it works!" I have taken her down, I should have loved you to death, and after letting her drink the wine made of the forgetful water that I had lost my mind, she was easily taken down by me, and she loved me to death. ”
The orchid fairy girl sighed and said, "I don't understand, she loves you and will only make it more messy." ”
Zhang Lei said: "Yes, I will mess up the mind of the Queen Mother of the West." I will leave you at once and go down to earth. The Queen Mother of the West can't figure out how much I love you, and whether I have lost my mind. She will keep urging you to come down to me. Trying to get me to announce my marriage to you, so we can still see each other often! There will even be more opportunities to meet than in the past. Remember, you two are the most beloved women in my life, please rest assured, no matter how many women I Zhang Lei fools around, I Zhang Lei only loves you. If I Zhang Lei didn't really love you, I would have set a marriage date with Princess Yuwei Xuanyin, and the reason why I delayed the marriage date was to marry you one day. But you have to be considerate of my Zhang Lei's current suffering, I can't marry you until my Zhang Lei's cultivation can transcend the Three Realms. True love doesn't have to be just about giving, it has to be able to protect you, so that you have a good status and be respected by everyone. If you are allowed to live in fear, or like a rat crossing the street, I Zhang Lei will not bear it. ”
The orchid fairy asked in a low voice, "What should I do with Princess Yuwei Xuanyin?" ”
Zhang Lei said: "Let her be a little wife in the future." ”
The Orchid Fairy Gu asked again, "What about the eldest princess of Longji?" What should I do if Yang Jian proposes to Princess Yuwei Xuanyin? ”
Zhang Lei smiled and said: "The eldest princess of Longji will go against the will of the Queen Mother of the West, look for me, and try to marry me, which is really good for me to use, on the one hand, let her mess up the mind of the Queen Mother of the West, and on the other hand, let her go undercover by the side of the Queen Mother of the West, so that I can understand the thoughts of the Queen Mother of the West at any time." The Queen Mother of the West is a very powerful person, she must have a deep meaning in doing this, and I need to go through the eldest princess of Longji to fully understand her mind. As for Yang Jian's proposal, he is not interested in himself, I think he has become his mother's pawn. If he had a brain, he should have thought that after the Jade Emperor issued an edict, it would be impossible for the Jade Emperor to change his original intention. The Jade Emperor is not so brainless on the surface, and his scheming is also very heavy. He wanted to marry Princess Yuwei Xuanyin to me, the purpose was not only to take a fancy to my cultivation, but also to the Lingbao Tianzun behind me. He wanted to hold the most solemn wedding in the heavenly realm, so he took the opportunity to invite all three Qings. The purpose of inviting Sanqing is to get closer to Sanqing. This is the highest politics, and for this, Yang Jian can only be a sacrifice. ”
The Orchid Fairy and the Orchid Fairy nodded again and again, and the Orchid Fairy said, "Lei, your mind is too clear, and I feel that your analysis is completely correct." ”
Zhang Lei smiled and said, "Okay, I have to get out of here, because I judge that the eldest princess of Longji is very likely to chase after me." ”
The Orchid Fairy asked, "What will we say after she comes?" ”
Zhang Lei smiled and said: "I am not suitable to stay here, go to Xianyuan Farm immediately, and let her go to Xianyuan Farm to find me." Don't hide this from her, for I need to meet her quickly and find out the true intentions of the Queen Mother of the West!" I'm sandwiched between the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother of the West now, it's so difficult. I had to deal with it carefully. You must not be jealous, I am just using the eldest princess of Longji. (To be continued.) )