Chapter 217: Lao Tzu is a playboy

As soon as Zhang Lei returned to Xianyuan Farm, he was surrounded by Zhao Gongming, Zhang Junyu, Taiyi Zhenren, Huanglong Zhenren, Nezha, the little prince of the Flame Red Dragon and Shangguan Yutuan. Zhang Lei was named the god of freedom, and confirmed the marriage relationship with Princess Yuwei Xuanyin, this is a big event, everyone is happy for Zhang Lei, and everyone sends the most sincere blessings.

After the brothers were lively for a while, they dispersed, and Zhang Lei was alone in the room thinking. Erlang God may propose to the Jade Emperor at any time, how can you stop Erlang God from proposing?

Zhang Lei is reluctant to turn his face with Erlang God, the reason is very simple, Erlang God is the first military general in the heavenly realm, he has a heavy army, he has been operating in Heaven for a long time, he has many friends, and Erlang God has the Jade Emperor's sister Bixia Yuanjun behind him. The question is, if this Erlengzi, if he listened to his mother Bixia Yuanjun, and forced him to marry Princess Yuwei Xuanyin, wouldn't he be slapping Lao Tzu in the face? With this article, if Lao Tzu doesn't ask and don't listen, wouldn't he be a waste?

Zhang Lei was in a dilemma.

In addition to the dilemma of Erlang God's forced marriage, Zhang Lei couldn't think of a solution for a while, and the forgetful wine game set up by the Queen Mother of the West has not been completely solved, and the baby daughter of the Queen Mother of the West has been allowed to drink the love wine, what should I do next? If she is still with Princess Yuwei Xuanyin, the Queen Mother of the West will definitely be suspicious, and if she can't make a plan, she will make a second plan. The life of the Orchid Fairy sisters will not be easy, and the Queen Mother of the West will firmly grasp the weakness of Lao Tzu's love for the Kao sisters and press Lao Tzu step by step.

Zhang Lei could not continue to play with his brothers, he had to concentrate on thinking about the way to liberation.

Zhao Gongming came to report that the eldest princess of Longji, Hongluan Xingjun, was visiting, and Zhang Lei said loudly: "Please." ”

After the eldest princess of Longji came, Zhao Gongming left, Zhang Lei and the eldest princess of Longji sat down on the sofa, and the fairy made good tea.

Zhang Lei looked at the eldest princess of Longji. Lang smiled and asked, "The eldest princess is here, I don't know what advice you have?" ”

The eldest princess of Longji blushed and whispered: "I escaped from the queen mother without telling me, Lei, I love you, I will not marry you in this life." ”

Zhang Lei was overjoyed; Grandma's, the wine made from the water is really powerful. Lao Tzu fell in love with her, and she really fell in love with Lao Tzu desperately.

Zhang Lei nodded and said, "Very good, I am very happy that you have this kind of thought." However, as for what you say, it's just empty words, who can figure out whether what you say is true or false? After all, you are a second-class woman, in mortal terms, broken shoes, what qualifications do you have to marry me? ”

The eldest princess of Longji lowered her eyelids. Zhang Lei's words were extremely heavy, and he clearly looked down on her. To be honest, the eldest princess of Longji does not have the capital of pride, she has married a man like a waste man Hong Jin in the past, of course, this person is not her true love, but the thread drawn by Yue Lao. Yue Lao put her flower on the cow dung, so that she was labeled as a second-class woman.

Zhang Lei will not be polite to the eldest princess of Longji, and his words are like knives. It took a heavy blow to her self-esteem.

Seeing that the eldest princess of Longji did not speak, Zhang Lei asked with a sneer: "Tell me." What is the purpose of setting up a game between you and your mother, the Queen Mother of the West? ”

The eldest princess of Longji whispered, "I want you to drink the water and wine." ”

Zhang Lei nodded and said, "It's so simple? ”

The eldest princess of Longji said: "The queen mother wants you and Kao to love each other to death, so that you can publicly cut off relations with Princess Yuwei Xuanyin. ”

Zhang Lei nodded and said, "So far, what you said is the truth, is there any other conspiracy?" ”

The eldest princess of Longji said: "The eldest princess, the goddess of Mount Tai, Bixia Yuanjun, has discussed with the queen mother and wants Yang Jian to go to force marriage. ”

Zhang Lei nodded and said, "I didn't expect it." You are in collusion with Bixia Yuanjun. ”

The eldest princess of Longji raised her eyes, looked directly into Zhang Lei's eyes, and whispered: "I really love you, as long as you accept my love, I am willing to do everything for you." ”

Zhang Lei sneered and said, "What if I don't accept it? Why should I accept your love? ”

The eldest princess of Longji shook her head slightly and said, "Then I can only die." ”

Zhang Lei laughed and said, "Want to force Lao Tzu with death? Hehe! You have to be clear. Lao Tzu is not interested in your life and death. ”

The eldest princess of Longji whispered: "You drank the wine brewed by the water of forgetfulness, you should forget all the past love!" Didn't we get it right the first time? You should be in love with me! ”

Zhang Lei smiled and said: "You are wrong about the premise, your mother is right, I, Zhang Lei, am a big radish, and I have never been sincere to any woman, tell you!" I have never loved any woman in my life. ”

The eldest princess of Longji was stunned.

Zhang Lei continued: "I, Zhang Lei, only want to climb the dragon and attach the phoenix, only want to get rich and get promoted, and only want to play with beautiful women, whether it is mortal or heavenly, as long as it is beautiful, I will dig out hollow ideas to seduce them, play with them, and after playing, I will leave them behind and never care about them again." It has nothing to do with me whether they are dead or alive. ”

Zhang Lei knew that after the eldest princess of Longji returned to the palace of the Queen Mother of the West, she would definitely tell the Queen Mother of the West truthfully, Zhang Lei's purpose in saying this was to relieve the orchid fairy sisters, the princess of Yuwei Xuanyin, and the wine of forgetfulness.

The role of forgetting water and wine is who will forget all the love in the past if there is no love in the past? Isn't this function of Forgetful Water Wine directly scrapped?

The eldest princess of Longji said, Zhang Lei has drunk the forgetful water wine, and he and the eldest princess of Longji got along for the first time, Zhang Lei should be desperate to fall in love with the eldest princess of Longji, Zhang Lei has not yet thought of a way to solve the problem.

However, Zhang Lei has a more evil trick to use, that is, to make the eldest princess of Longji feel that he Zhang Lei is really in love with her, and let her pass the word to the Queen Mother of the West and throw her troubles to the Queen Mother of the West.

Zhang Lei suddenly approached the eldest princess of Longji, stretched out his hands to hold her face and kissed her, Zhang Lei looked at the eyes of the eldest princess of Longji, and said leisurely: "You are so beautiful, I really love you." ”

The eldest princess of Longji trembled with excitement.

Zhang Lei sighed and said, "Lao Tzu has done evil! Lao Tzu is a playboy, how could he fall in love with you, a second-class woman? ”

The eldest princess of Longji said, "Lei, give me some face!" Don't keep saying that I'm a second-class woman, let him pass in the past, I just want to love you well for the rest of my life. ”

Zhang Lei smiled and said, "Okay! To be honest, I'm hooked on you, I'm dizzy! Could it be that I am harmed by the wine brewed by the love of water? ”

The eldest princess of Longji smiled and said: "Forget the love and water wine is a matchmaker, without it, we can't come together." ”

Zhang Lei felt that he had talked too much in this regard, and he wanted to ask for some information about Erlang God from the eldest princess of Longji.

Zhang Lei sighed and said: "Erlang God wants to slap Lao Tzu in the face, he wants to rob Princess Yuwei Xuanyin with Lao Tzu, he is really angry with Lao Tzu." I'll tell you! Although Lao Tzu only loves you, Lao Tzu will not give up Princess Yuwei Xuanyin, Lao Tzu wants to climb the Jade Emperor, Princess Yuwei Xuanyin is the ladder that Lao Tzu climbs up. But Lao Tzu was worried that he couldn't beat Erlang God, and Lao Tzu's heart was really on fire, and he didn't know what to do. ”

The eldest princess of Longji smiled and said, "Erlang God's side, I'll find a way." ”

Zhang Lei's eyes lit up, grandma's, people can't look like the sea can't fight, this slut maybe, there is really a way to deal with Erlang God! It's just a second-class woman, what can he do to deal with Erlang God?

Zhang Lei laughed and said, "If you can stop Erlang God from making mistakes, I Zhang Lei will give you a credit." It's just that I extremely doubt that you have no power to stop him. ”

The eldest princess of Longji smiled and said: "I had a relationship with Yang Jian, when I was in Qingluan Douque, Yang Jian used the earth shield spell to track the enemy and get lost, and mistakenly entered my forbidden place, I pointed him out a clear way, and he owed me a favor." ”

Zhang Lei asked curiously, "What does the earth shield spell mean?" ”

The eldest princess of Longji said, "Walk through the ground!" ”

Zhang Lei nodded and sighed, "I don't understand this spell." ”

The eldest princess of Longji said, "This kind of spell Tuxingsun is an expert. ”

Zhang Lei's heart was moved, and he had the idea of learning the earth shield spell, but at present, preventing Erlang God from going to the Jade Emperor to propose marriage was the most urgent, and he could only temporarily suppress the idea of learning the earth shield spell.

Zhang Lei shook his head and said, "Based on this alone, you can't stop him." ”

The eldest princess of Longji whispered, "He likes me. ”

Hearing this, Zhang Lei felt disgusted and sneered: "Erlang God Hero Gaishi, he likes you, it doesn't mean that he will listen to you." ”

The eldest princess of Longji said: "I know his master Yuding Zhenren in Jinxia Cave of Yuquan Mountain, Yuding Zhenren is too powerful, he is a disciple of Yuan Shi Tianzun, one of the twelve golden immortals, his dojo is in Jinxia Cave of Yuquan Mountain, and the treasure of the town is the "Sword of Cutting Immortals". He once assisted Taishang Laojun, Yuan Shi Tianzun and other super gods to break the Zhuxian Array, and when Jiang Ziya was trapped in the plague god, he came in time, and ordered Yang Jian to go to Huoyun to see the three emperors, seek cimicifuga from Shennong, and save the three armies from pox. Yuding Zhenren has a very good relationship with the queen mother, I used the name of the queen mother to meet Yuding Zhenren and asked Yuding Zhenren to stop Yang Jian. ”

Zhang Lei nodded again and again, and said with a smile: "This method is good!" It's a good idea! Erlang God is a person who wants to save face, and when the master goes out, Erlang God must be ashamed. ”

After Zhang Lei and the eldest princess of Longji had the joy of clouds and rain, he let the eldest princess of Longji leave, and ordered her to immediately go to find Erlang God's master Yuding Zhenren, and let Erlang God's master Yuding Zhenren stop Erlang God from making trouble.

A thought flashed in Zhang Lei's heart that made him feel ashamed and embarrassed, the eldest princess of Longji was just a second child, Zhang Lei just wanted to her, but he didn't want her. What would happen if you gave her up to Erlang God? Didn't the eldest princess of Longji say that Erlang God likes her?

After the eldest princess of Longji left, Zhang Lei immediately ordered the fairy to notify Taiyi Zhenren and others to come to discuss, Zhang Lei knew that Taiyi Zhenren and Huanglong Zhenren were one of the twelve golden immortals, if these two people had a good relationship with Yuding Zhenren, and if the eldest princess of Longji did not move Yuding Zhenren, Zhang Lei could send Taiyi Zhenren and Huanglong Zhenren to go. (To be continued.) )