Chapter 3 No swelling and no end
Xiao Yi and the beggar were all standing in place, like an old monk in a trance, stunned.
"Hahaha......" Xiao Yi suddenly laughed wildly.
Compared with Xiao Yi, the beggar's appearance was dejected.
"Woo woo woo ......"
Wearing a tall and close-fitting suit, the "beggar" who looked magnificent, but at the moment he lowered his head and covered his face, making bursts of sobbing.
Pedestrians on the street looked at the inexplicable two with curious eyes.
Xiao Yi squinted his eyes and looked at the beggar from head to toe, and couldn't help but be stunned.
Is it tears of joy?
Who knows, the next sentence almost didn't make Xiao Yi bite his tongue.
"Who did it with a thousand cuts, return my work clothes to me, it's not time to get off work, and the leader sees it, I will be punished, woo woo woo ......"
Hearing this, Xiao Yi sweated wildly, and the beggar was really speechless, and in desperation, Xiao Yi was full of kindness, and his mind was retracted, and he returned to the operation interface of Meitu Master to restore the beggar's appearance.
As a result, the beggar's brand-new suit quickly became tattered at a speed visible to the naked eye, his short hair began to grow, he was shoulder-high in the blink of an eye, his white skin also gave birth to acne, and his originally standing body collapsed to the ground because of the loss of sensation in one leg, and the whole person instantly changed from an urban white-collar worker to a beggar.
"Hahaha, that's right."
After the beggar recovered his identity, he laughed happily, and Xiao Yi and the passers-by on the side were stunned.
This reminded Xiao Yi of what the unreliable old man said before: Some people are born destined to be glorious for a lifetime, while others are born humble and lowly.
Yes, the world has never been truly fair, and the so-called fairness belongs only to a very small number of people.
All of this can only be won with both hands.
Through these two experiences, Xiao Yi has also mastered some things, when this Meitu master modifies the appearance of the character, outsiders can't see it, otherwise the beggar would have been surrounded by Chinese citizens who don't like to watch the excitement much, how can he still be so safe until now?
What they should see is only before and after the modification, even if there is any doubt, but who can be sure that they are not dazzled.
"Rich, rich, haha......"
Xiao Yi almost couldn't hold back the ecstasy in his heart, and roared to the sky.
Although I haven't figured out how to make a fortune yet, this anti-heaven function is here, and it will be difficult to keep a low profile in the future.
And you must know that this is just an APP that he just downloaded at random, if you download a few more? Gee...... The result is completely unimaginable.
"Warning, warning traffic is only 1.1M left, please add it in time"
A mechanical voice suddenly sounded, pulling Xiao Yi back to reality from his ecstasy.
"Traffic? What's that? Xiao Yi frowned, and it took him a long time before he remembered that when this app store 100 was installed before, it was prompted that the initial traffic was 50M.
At first he was unimpressed.
But now it seems that this traffic is still very important.
I just downloaded a Meitu Master and spent 48M traffic, 50 minus 48 equals 2, Nima, where did the 0.9M traffic go?
Damn, could it be that it cost 0.9M traffic to repair it twice just now?
, this Nima is absolutely using the 4G network.
Soon, Xiao Yi realized a very serious problem.
How to replenish this traffic?
Could it be the same as reality, send a text message to the operator and then have ten 100M traffic refueling packages?
Thinking of this, Xiao Yi entered the interface of that app store with the mentality of giving it a try, and then groped for it.
", this Nima is an APP, not a mobile phone, I'm so funny about my head" After a long time, Xiao Yi couldn't help but curse secretly.
"Forget it, let's go home first!"
Xiao Yi knew that the pestle that looked like a road sign here would definitely be regarded as a neuropath, and he couldn't figure it out for the time being anyway, so he decided to go back first.
Knowing that this was not a garbage product eliminated by a certain planet, Xiao Yi's mood improved, and he hummed a little tune along the way.
"Lao Tzu doesn't go to work every day, and he is ...... to be right"
The awesome mobile phone ringtone rang arrogantly and infinitely.
The moment he saw the caller ID, Xiao Yi was stunned and patted his forehead: "Damn, why did you forget about business"
After pressing the answer button, the other end of the phone said eagerly: "Brother Yi, where are you, that person is now in the bar without getting drunk, and he will leave if you don't come for a while...... I want revenge, brother, my father hasn't beaten me since I was a child, this son of a son dares to beat me, I have to kill him" The last few words are called a gritted tooth.
"Just got stuck in traffic, it's not that you don't know how congested the traffic in this port city is, and you don't know how long this traffic jam will take, whirring ......" Xiao Yi jumped on the spot as he spoke, pretending to be out of breath.
"No, brother, what about your teammates, but what's wrong with you, it sounds like you're out of breath"
"It's not because of you, I'm running on the highway right now, wait, I'll be there soon"
"Woooooooooo......oo First brother, you moved me so much"
Xiao Yi continued to pant and scolded: "Roll the calf and stir up Lao Tzu, just like that, hang ......"
Before the other party's voice fell, Xiao Yi decisively hung up the phone, leaving the other party with a righteous and awe-inspiring image.
In the other party's mind, his current appearance must be running wildly, while shouting to get out of the way of Lao Tzu.
If the other party sees that he hasn't set off yet, he must even have the heart to kill him.
After hanging up the phone, Xiao Yi stopped a taxi on the side of the road, and then headed for Xingyun Plaza.
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At this moment, night falls, the sky is full of stars, Nebula Square is close to Bohai, the air is fresh, and the cool breeze is slow. There are all kinds of entertainment facilities here, such as bars, KTV, cinemas, etc., all of which are available, and it is the favorite place for young people to go at night.
The bar is the most lively bar in Gangtian District, not how luxurious and high-end it is, on the contrary, the consumer group it targets is the current students, so the consumption is not very high, and because of this, the business will be extremely hot and full every day.
At the door of the bar if you are not drunk, a young man in his early twenties who is about 1.7 meters tall is looking left and right in a panic.
The guy is wearing the latest Nike suit in the spring of 2015, and the whole body adds up to more than 5,000 yuan.
At this time, the young man's face suddenly became happy.
Because a figure with his upper body running in his direction appeared in his sight.
Xiao Yi secretly got out of the car as early as a mile away, then took off his shirt and ran over pretendingly, he wasn't sure where this kid was, this Nebula Square said that it was not big or small, and with his understanding of that kid, that guy would definitely not dare to wait for the enemy at the door of the bar, so just in case he got out of the car early, if he had known earlier, this mile was completely unnecessary, and three hundred meters was more than enough.
What I didn't expect was that this kid was really just waiting at the door of the bar, so you can imagine how big and deep this must be.
That fair and delicate young man can be besides the recklessness in Xiao Yi's mouth before.
Da Mang, whose real name is Wang Da Mang, is a veritable rich second generation, different from other rich second generations who are not arrogant and arrogant, Da Mang is timid and afraid of things by nature, Xiao Yi showed his iron strength when he fought with others two years ago, he saw it and admired it very much, so he followed Xiao Yi all day long, and over time, the two became dead friends.
"Uh......h First brother, you are finally here" Da Mang cried and opened his arms to hug.
I have to say that the name Wang Damang does not match his appearance and body at all.
Xiao Yi pretended to be struggling and gasped, and scratched him fiercely: "Get out of the way, give Lao Tzu a minute to rest"
"En, the first brother is tired, you should rest and rest" Da Mang nodded hurriedly, his hands were not up, and he kept massaging Xiao Yi and rubbing his shoulders.
In my heart, I was thinking: "Help my brother stretch and move his muscles and bones first, otherwise what if he can't do that mess when the time comes?" ”
If Xiao Yi heard what he was thinking now, he would definitely take off his pants in public and play his little Ding Ding fiercely, not swollen endlessly.
"Brother Yi, what's wrong with you, have you been beaten by anyone?" At this time, Da Mang noticed that Xiao Yi had a lot of bruises on his body.
Which pot is not opened and which pot is mentioned, Xiao Yi glared at him, and scolded viciously: "It's not because of you, Lao Tzu was almost killed just now"
"Woo, first brother" Da Mang was moved to cry bitterly, a handful of snot and a handful of tears.
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