Chapter 2 Is This What I Did?
"App Store 100 is being forcibly installed, please ...... later"
"Ding...... Successful installation and preparations are underway for the first launch"
"Ding...... The start is successful, the initial flow is 50M, please choose the APP to download"
In a daze, a mechanical voice sounded in my ears, and then a strange picture appeared in my mind.
This picture is very familiar, Xiao Yi once saw it when he updated the APP in his mobile phone or downloaded the APP, it was the interface of the application software download.
On the interface, a few red blinking block letters flashed "Break the rules and pay tribute to the classics"
Soon, these eight block letters disappeared, and the dense APP (application) names were listed horizontally and vertically in front of you.
The dazzling APP is classified into categories, with a total of six categories, namely Century Classics, Lists, Software, Games, Videos, and Books.
"Could it be that I just slipped my hand and downloaded that thing directly into my head?"
Such a seemingly absurd thought flashed in his heart, Xiao Yi was a little incredulous, but I have to say that now it seems that only this explanation is slightly more reasonable.
Although he doesn't have much culture, he still has common sense, how can mobile phone software be downloaded directly into people's brains.
Isn't that?
In view of the fact that I have never heard of the other categories of APPs, Xiao Yi clicked on the classification of century classics.
As it turned out, he was not wrong in his choice.
At least, after this classification was opened, Xiao Yi had heard of the names of those APPs, and even some of them were still installed in his mobile phone.
For example, WeChat, QQ, QQ read Shenma, he has it in his mobile phone.
"Meitu Master?"
"Well, that's you"
Xiao Yi has some special attachment to the beauty industry, if you want to say why, it is probably related to the business he is doing now, and now this Meitu master is also a beauty software, which is related to beauty, so he chose it.
He stared at the Meitu Master app, staring at him deadly.
"Meitu Master is a free image processing software of the last century, and the operation and procedures of the software are relatively simple compared to professional image processing software such as Light and Shadow Magician and Photoshop. Meitu Master's unique image effects, portrait beauty, image beautification, automatic cutout and other functions allow users to create studio-level photos in a short period of time, and the required traffic is 48M. ”
As if sensing Xiao Yi's curiosity, the voice full of mechanical sense came again.
"Yes......" Fortunately, Xiao Yi's adaptability is very strong, although everything that happened in the past few minutes is indeed incredible, but he can barely accept it.
Maybe it's because he used to listen to the unreliable old man's bragging, and he has heard a lot of all kinds of bizarre stories, so he doesn't feel surprised.
Xiao Yi's voice just fell.
"Ding...... The download is complete, is it installed? ”
"Damn, how many gigabytes of network is this, so fast?"
"The download is complete, is it installed?"
"Is it rubbing wifi?"
Xiao Yi was wondering if he could communicate with the source of this voice.
If you can communicate, then at least it means that this thing in your head is a highly intelligent thing.
"The download is complete, is it installed?"
"Uh...... Install it"
Xiao Yi was a little depressed, and thought that he could talk to this thing, it was written like this in the novel, and there was an inexplicable extra thing in his mind, and then the protagonist communicated with him, either to get the ability to defy the sky, or to predict fortune and misfortune, and to advance all the way, become the general manager, and marry Bai Fumei. Who would have thought that this thing couldn't communicate at all.
"Ding...... The installation is successful, whether it will be opened immediately"
"Let's open it"
At this moment, Xiao Yi completely lost his curiosity about this thing.
He felt that this must be the product that had fallen on him from some distant planet.
As soon as he spoke, the picture in front of him changed suddenly, and the interface of Meitu Master reappeared.
The interface in front of you is in the shape of a pyramid-like triangle, with three boxes distributed, from top to bottom, they are portrait beauty, beautification pictures, and cutouts, but in addition to the portrait beauty box, the other two are all gray, and there is a lock pattern.
Obviously, with the current situation, Xiao Yi can only open the box of portrait beauty.
There was no choice, Xiao Yi nodded with the mentality of a dead horse being a live horse doctor.
I thought: Mom, that egg, I thought it was really like the system in the novel, and then began to transfer against the sky, counting banknotes and hugging beauties, and from then on began a life of coaxing, who the knows, such a knockout of the tattered thing fell into the head.
"Please choose a target ......" a mechanical voice came, interrupting Xiao Yi's meditation.
Immediately after, Xiao Yi opened his eyes, and his eyes once again changed into the appearance of the busy and neon city, with vehicles coming and going in a hurry, and he stood on the side of the sidewalk like a road sign, motionless, out of step with everything around him.
"Hey, hey, what's the hell going on?"
Suddenly, I felt an itch on my body, and when I lowered my head, I realized that there was a beggar lying on his stomach at some point, his legs were disabled, and he was grabbing his trouser pocket with both hands.
Nima, isn't this the beggar who laughed at him during the day.
I didn't expect that you, a beggar, didn't want to ask for food, and actually made a cameo appearance as a pickpocket when I wasn't paying attention?
Is there any reason left?
Xiao Yi glanced at the beggar with disgust, and the latter seemed to have noticed that this guy who seemed to have entered the magic barrier just now had woken up, and couldn't help but be startled, looking at each other, and the beggar couldn't help but shrink his neck in horror.
"What do you see, believe it or not, Lao Tzu ......" Xiao Yi's mood can be described as terrible, not to mention being fired and squid, he also got a non-mainstream tattered system inexplicably, and now he is still being harassed by beggars, how can he not be angry.
It's just that before the words were spoken, the mechanical voice in his head sounded again, "The target is successfully selected, please operate"
In front of me, I returned to the interface of Meitu Master, and the appearance of a beggar also appeared in it.
At the bottom of the interface is a series of P map operations, from left to right, they are one-click beauty, dermabrasion and whitening, freckle and acne removal, face slimming, height increase, eye magnification, dark circles, and bright eyes.
These things are not unfamiliar to Xiao Yi, after all, he has taken a few professional classes, you must know that the current photography course includes digital editing, professional Photoshop, not to mention this mobile phone retouching software.
Thinking of this, the unhappiness that happened just now because of the beggar was also thrown out of the clouds by Xiao Yi.
"Heh, it's pretty professional." Seeing this scene, Xiao Yi smiled contemptuously: "I just don't know if the function is really so powerful."
Brush Brush Brush !!
Xiao Yi tried to fix it, and the beggar's appearance began to change dramatically.
In the picture, the beggar with acne and crippled legs disappears.
Instead, there was a handsome man in a crisp suit, with fair skin and neat short hair, looking handsome and capable, like an urban elite white-collar worker.
"Whew, it's not bad" In less than a minute, a picture has been trimmed.
Just kidding, in one of the few professional classes Xiao Yi has taken, he has shown an extraordinary talent, using Photoshop (commonly known as PS) to delicately process a picture for thirty minutes, he can do it in three minutes, and the effect is better than others, at the moment, this is completely pediatric for him.
"Do you want to save it?"
"Save," Xiao Yi said.
From the moment Xiao Yi closed his eyes again, the beggar who was about to flee was stunned, his figure stopped, turned his head to look at Xiao Yi suspiciously, and muttered: "This kid has been found by unclean things, forget it, or don't look for him, lest you get into bad ......luck."
The words fell, his hands on the ground, supporting the pair of crippled legs to crawl forward, gradually his legs began to have a sense, his face began to have a strange appearance, shoulder-length messy long hair began to brush down, he widened his eyes, looked at himself in horror, and found that unconsciously, he had slowly stood up, the tattered clothes disappeared, and at this moment he was wearing a straight black suit, and his feet were shiny leather shoes.
"What's wrong with me?" The beggar froze in place, his eyes wide in disbelief.
At this time, Xiao Yi, who was not far away, also opened his eyes, and when he saw the man in a suit in front of him, his eyebrows raised, and a crazy thought quietly grew.
"Could it be that I did it?" Xiao Yi couldn't believe it, because the man in front of him was clearly what he looked like after cultivating the beggar in his mind just now.