Zhang Lei, who was wearing a new suit, walked crookedly on the canal embankment, singing the theme song of "Jigong" at the top of his voice: "The shoes are broken, the hat is broken, the robe on the body is broken, you laugh at me, he laughs at me, and a fan is broken." There is no Amitabha in the south, there is no Amitabha in the south, there is no Amitabha in the south, there is no Amitabha in the south. No worries, no worries, no worries, no worries Joy, joy! Where there is injustice, there is me. The shoes were torn, the hats were torn, and the robes were torn. Laugh at me crazy, laugh at me upside down, wine and meat through the intestines. There is no Amitabha in the south, there is no Amitabha in the south, there is no Amitabha in the south, there is no Amitabha in the south. Traveling everywhere in the south and north of the world, the Buddha sits in my heart, walks, walks, joys, joys, where there is injustice, there is me. ”

A motorcycle roared in, and the orchid fairy, dressed as a man, hurriedly rushed up and protected Zhang Lei with her body.

The motorcycle couldn't avoid it and rushed towards the rice field under the canal. If he had rushed to the bottom, the driver would have been seriously injured, because the difference between the embankment and the rice paddy field was close to 10 meters.

The orchid fairy hurriedly reached out and grabbed the back seat of the motorcycle, and the motorcycle hovered in the air. The driver grabbed the front of the car tightly with both hands and yelled in fright.

The orchid fairy pulled the motorcycle on the embankment, and the driver looked at the orchid fairy, didn't dare to get angry, increased the accelerator, and drove away with a "whew".

Zhang Lei is still singing at the top of his lungs.

If the orchid fairy doesn't make a move, Zhang Lei will protect the motorcycle with a qi object and let it rush down slowly to ensure that the driver is not injured. Since the orchid fairy has made a move, Zhang Lei doesn't have to bother.

The orchid fairy approached Zhang Lei, gently pushed Zhang Lei, and said with a smile: "You! It's time to wake up, people hit you, you're okay anyway, but people will be unlucky! You can't bear to see people get hurt! ”

Zhang Lei flew away, and the orchid fairy shook her head with a smile and followed closely.

In a small restaurant in the town, Zhang Lei was pressed by the orchid fairy to sit at the table, and the orchid fairy ordered.

The orchid fairy sold a sapphire necklace given to her by Zhang Lei, exchanged it for 50,000 yuan in cash, and bought clothes for Zhang Lei and herself, and the clothes on Zhang Lei's body were put on by the orchid fairy for him.

The orchid fairy has been taking care of Zhang Lei for several days, bathing Zhang Lei, washing his face, and buying food for him. In the eyes of the orchid fairy, Zhang Lei is really crazy, and she firmly believes that although Zhang Lei is crazy, as long as he takes care of him, he will definitely recover.

After the dishes and rice were served, Zhang Lei picked up the bowl and ate in a big gulp, the orchid fairy hurriedly put the vegetables in Zhang Lei's bowl, Zhang Lei ate all the rice and vegetables in the bowl in one go, put the dishes and chopsticks on the table, and burped and said: "Sister Fairy, I'm full." ”

Zhang Lei sat on the stool, his mouth and eyes crooked, and his body swayed.

The waiter stood beside the orchid fairy and looked at Zhang Lei and said with a smile: "This little brother, this friend of yours seems to have a problem with his brain, right?" ”

The orchid fairy whispered, "Don't talk nonsense. ”

The waiter shouted, "How fierce? Hurry up and eat, and leave as soon as you're full, your friends will scare away the guests. ”

Zhang Lei and the Orchid Fairy flew together in the air, and came to a farm not far from the city where Zhang Lei opened a jewelry store, and Zhang Lei strode towards the gate.

There is an asphalt parking lot outside the gate of this farmstead, and the gate is made of stone, which is very chic.

Zhang Lei went straight inside, and the security guards rushed out to stop Zhang Lei.

The orchid fairy hurriedly ran forward and said with a smile: "Let my friend go in and have a look!" ”

The security guard shouted: "No! Our farm is fully enclosed, and no idlers are allowed to enter. ”

The orchid fairy looked to both sides, and saw that there were hotels on both sides, so she laughed and said, "What if we come in for dinner?" ”

After thinking about it, the security guard nodded and said, "Of course you can eat, but you are not allowed to walk blindly." ”

The orchid fairy laughed with her and helped Zhang Lei walk in.

Zhang Lei observed that the farm is very large, about 1,000 acres of land.

It is surrounded by a two-metre-high barbed wire fence with cameras, and a little further in the barbed wire is a wide moat river, where big fish jump, and the embankment is very steep, with a drop of more than ten meters. Further inside, the embankment is a wide asphalt road where two cars can meet. There are many greenhouses in it, there are fruit trees, there are rice fields, there are a lot of things planted, and a large number of chickens, ducks and geese are raised under the fruit trees.

Zhang Lei's heart moved, damn it, why didn't Lao Tzu live here? Growing vegetables is what Lao Tzu likes!

Zhang Lei squinted his eyes and said to the orchid fairy: "Fairy sister, I like it here." ”

The orchid fairy said softly: "Don't call me sister, call me brother, call me sister, people will know that I am a woman dressed as a man, this is not good, I will be bullied by mortal men." ”

Zhang Lei pretended to be very obedient and nodded, "Okay, I'll call you fairy brother." ”

The orchid fairy smiled and said, "Call my brother, don't add the word fairy." Well, I'll go tell them, don't run away. ”

Orchid Fairy walked into the manager's office, and when she offered to let her brother with brain problems work here for a while, the manager was furious and yelled, "Fart, I'm not a shelter here, you can figure it out." ”

The orchid fairy laughed and said, "How about the two of us working together and only getting one salary?" ”

The manager shook his head and said, "No! We haven't even been able to pay our salaries lately, so how can we hire any more people? ”

The orchid fairy was overjoyed and said, "As long as we are given a place to live and a bite to eat, we don't need a salary, how about it?" ”

The manager looked the orchid fairy up and down, sighed, and said, "You are from the city, right?" Do you want to experience life? Farming is hard! Look at your fine skin and tender meat, can you eat it? ”

The orchid fairy nodded again and again and said, "No problem, no matter how hard the work is, I can do it." ”

The manager laughed and said, "That's fine! I'll find you a place to stay, and I'll show you what you're going to do for the next two days. ”

There is a bamboo bed in the room on the ground floor where farm tools are stacked, and a TV is placed on a table. The orchid fairy helped Zhang Lei walk in and take a look, and was very satisfied.

Finally there is a place to shelter from the wind and rain, Zhang Lei doesn't have to go around anymore, and the orchid fairy is very happy. For more than ten days, the two of them slept in the open every day, either on the land or on the mountain. The orchid fairy helped Zhang Lei sit on the bed and said to Zhang Lei: "Lei, lie down and rest for a while." I'm going to see what the manager has arranged for us to do, and I'll be back soon, so don't go out alone! ”

Zhang Lei nodded and said, "Okay, fairy brother." ”

After the orchid fairy closed the door and left, Zhang Lei hurriedly flew to the window and activated the Tianyan Observation Farm, damn it, it's so big! Wouldn't it be wonderful if Lao Tzu bought it! This is a fully enclosed farm, if you plant immortal grass such as rejuvenating grass here, hehe! Isn't the money coming in yet?

The orchid fairy will definitely go to find Zhang Junyu, as soon as Zhang Junyu comes, I will pretend to be crazy and stupid, let him buy this farm, and Lao Tzu can use this place as a base, and when people are not paying attention, fly out incognito, and do what Lao Tzu likes to do. Who's going to do the farm work here? Alas! You can't let Lao Tzu do it himself, right?

Zhang Lei and the orchid fairy stood by an unfinished ditch with a shovel in one hand, and the manager waved his big hand and said loudly: "Two hundred meters, seventy centimeters deep, one hundred centimeters wide, give you two days, if you can dig well, you will stay here to work, if you can dig well, you can go elsewhere to eat!" ”

The orchid fairy laughed and said, "Okay! We promise to dig it up within two days. ”

The manager laughed and said, "It's not that I underestimate you, you haven't done farm work, have you?" Let me tell you, such a large amount of work may not be completed in two days with five strong laborers, I think you should be ready to leave as soon as possible! ”

The orchid fairy smiled and said, "This friend of mine, he wants to stay here, we will definitely find a way to dig the ditch well." ”