Zhang Lei walked slowly on the ridge of the rice field, saw a snake in the canal, immediately used qi to resist things, caught the snake, chopped off the snake's head with a jade knife, pulled off the skin, the jade knife picked the snake's tail, pouted and blew out a wisp of samadhi true fire, and a tempting smell of meat floated out from the snake's body.

When Zhang Lei was eating roast snake meat with relish, a sexy beauty named Yuwei Xuanyin suddenly appeared in front of him.

It turned out that after Princess Yuwei Xuanyin returned to the palace and told the Jade Emperor about the situation, the Jade Emperor really did not blame Princess Yuwei Xuanyin for stealing the elixir, but on the contrary, praised Princess Yuwei Xuanyin for doing the right thing.

The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "Tomorrow you will go back to the Shenlong Cave, and you must watch Zhang Lei to prevent him from being robbed by other beauties." ”

Princess Yuwei Xuanyin said coquettishly: "Am I not afraid of your punishment? Who wants to come back? Ray is so good, I love him so much. ”

Princess Yuwei Xuanyin only stayed in the palace for one night, and she couldn't wait to rush to the Shenlong Cave as soon as it was dawn.

Everything in the Shenlong Cave has changed, and there are long-tailed monkey people everywhere outside the cave, all of them looking like mourners. In the cave, the shadow sat in a daze, and the king of the Monkey Kingdom rubbed his hands and circled.

When Princess Yuwei Xuanyin heard that Zhang Lei had gone crazy and suddenly disappeared, she almost fell headlong, she took out the Xuanbing Divine Sword from her waist, put it on Ruying's neck, and screamed: "What happened?" ”

Ruying knelt down, choked up and said, "Princess, please take care, I didn't lie to you, we are also looking for him." ”

Princess Yuwei Xuanyin roared angrily: "Why don't you hurry up and look for it?" If you can't find my husband, I'm going to kill you all. ”

Zhang Lei hurriedly lowered his eyebrows, pretending not to know Princess Yuwei Xuanyin, biting a piece of meat, pulling, tearing off a piece of meat, rolling the meat with his tongue, and chewing hard.

"Zhang Lei!" Princess Yuwei Xuanyin shouted loudly.

Zhang Lei remained motionless and continued to eat snake meat by himself.

"Zhang Lei, what's wrong with you? Come back with me, and I'll ask the wisest doctor to treat you." Princess Yuwei Xuanyin choked up and said.

Zhang Lei wiped his mouth, smeared the mud on his lips, stretched out his tongue and licked it, as if eating delicious. Zhang Lei tilted his mouth, his eyes were empty, and he smiled and said, "You are so good-looking, can you be my wife?" ”

Princess Yuwei Xuanyin trembled, retreated again and again, raised her hand to fan the tip of her nose, Zhang Lei had a strong smell, and almost smoked the exquisite food that Princess Yuwei Xuanyin ate overnight.

Not only is it ugly, but it smells disgusting.

Princess Yuwei Xuanyin stood far away, choked up and said, "You wait for me, I'll go back and call the imperial doctor to treat you." ”

Princess Yuwei Xuanyin flew into the sky, Zhang Lei looked up at the direction where Princess Yuwei Xuanyin disappeared, sighed and said, "I'm sorry, although I like you, I have to get rid of you." ”

One day at noon, Zhang Lei was lying on his back on the ground on the side of a city street, bare his belly, rubbing the dirt on his belly with his hands and stuffing it into his mouth.

One by one, the pedestrians pinched their noses and walked away quickly.

Zhang Lei knew that Princess Yuwei Xuanyin could appear at any time, he had to pretend to be very like, the dirt rubbed off his belly was really disgusting, but he had to eat it, and he had to eat it without frowning.

Just as Zhang Lei was eating the dirt ball, Princess Yuwei Xuanyin, who was dressed as a princess of the Tang Dynasty, and two gods wearing ancient official uniforms suddenly appeared.

Zhang Lei was shocked, did the princess faint? How can it appear in this guise? The streets are full of cameras, and there are people coming and going, in case they are photographed and on WeChat, the consequences are unimaginable.

Zhang Lei didn't think about it, quickly took off into the air, and flew into the distance.

Princess Yuwei Xuanyin and the two officials followed closely.

When he came to the sky above a big river, after Zhang Lei found that there was no one below, he pretended to be suddenly delirious and fell down.

Zhang Lei wanted to get rid of them very easily, he only needed to activate the teleportation spell, but he couldn't get rid of the princess so easily, he had to make the princess think that he was really crazy, and it was impossible to cure it.

Zhang Lei fell to the ground like a sack, muddy water splashed everywhere, his face buried in the puddle, motionless, as if he was dead.

Zhang Lei has eaten the pearl of water that the Dragon King of the South China Sea gave him, and he can fly freely without breathing in the water, and it doesn't matter if he doesn't breathe for a few days and nights on the shore.

As for the skin punctured by weeds and reeds, the wound can heal on its own.

The two gods in official uniforms fell to the ground, turned Zhang Lei over, and let Zhang Lei lie flat, Zhang Lei's nose and mouth were full of muddy water, and the "porphyria" was bubbling.

Zhang Lei's performance was so real, the two imperial doctors were so frightened that their faces turned pale, and they hurriedly checked their pulses, and their pulses basically stopped.

The imperial doctor looked back at Princess Yuwei Xuanyin hovering in the air and shook her head.

Princess Yuwei Xuanyin stroked the Xuanbing Divine Sword in her hand and cried: "You must cure the thunder, if you can't cure it, I will kill you." ”

The imperial doctor picked out the muddy water in Zhang Lei's mouth and nose, and stuffed a nine-turn soul pill into Zhang Lei's mouth, Zhang Lei's throat "gurgled", and the nine-turn soul pill entered his stomach.

Zhang Lei exhaled a long breath, opened his eyes, wiped his dirty face with his dirty hands, pretended to be extremely frightened, and stepped back with his hands on the ground and feet, and asked in a trembling voice: "Are you humans or ghosts?" ”

Zhang Lei got up on his bones, shouted "help", and staggered away.

The imperial doctor sighed to Princess Yuwei Xuanyin and said, "Princess, Governor Zhang is crazy, we can save his life, but we can't save his heart." ”

Princess Yuwei Xuanyin drew her sword, and the imperial doctors knelt down and said loudly: "Princess, don't be anxious, let's go back and study, we have never encountered this kind of symptom of him, and it is useless to kill us." ”

Princess Yuwei Xuanyin choked up and said, "There are so many strange medicines in the Heavenly Realm, is there no one medicine that can cure him?" Hurry up and figure it out! ”

Zhang Lei fled as if he was dead, and was tripped by the reed roots on the ground, and the princess flew to catch up, and the princess pinched her nose and said loudly: "Lei, you wait, I must cure you." ”

After the princess and her entourage left, Zhang Lei sat on the ground, shook his head and said, "Childe, your pain is only temporary, Lao Tzu will be in pain for a lifetime." ”

Zhang Lei jumped into the river and flew at the bottom of the river!

On the mountain trail, Zhang Lei sang and walked wildly.

The orchid fairy suddenly appears in front.

Zhang Lei was stunned, thinking, she came so fast! Did the Queen Mother of the West tell her that Lao Tzu was here? It's not good, this shows that the old lady of the Queen Mother of the West is very poisonous! Lao Tzu must hold back, and he can't let the orchid fairy see that Lao Tzu is pretending to be crazy.

Continue to pretend to be insane.

"Ray, what's going on?" The orchid fairy asked softly.

Zhang Lei pretended not to know her and wanted to walk around her. Zhang Lei can turn around and run away, but he wants to test the orchid fairy, when she smells the stench on her body, will she also pinch her nose like Princess Yuwei Xuanyin.

The orchid fairy actually hugged Zhang Lei, who was dirty and smelly, and she burst into tears and sobbed: "Lei, tell me, what happened?" ”

Zhang Lei's heart felt a burst of colic, but he still smiled and said, "Beauty, you are so fragrant!" ”

The orchid fairy held Zhang Lei's face and stared at Zhang Lei's eyes, Zhang Lei's eyes flashed, and he didn't dare to meet the eyes of the orchid fairy, the orchid fairy shook his head and said softly: "Lei, I know, you are not crazy, you are pretending to be crazy." ”

Zhang Lei tilted his mouth and asked with a big tongue: "Does the fairy sister want to kiss me?" ”

The orchid fairy nodded and said, "Lei, even if you are crazy, I don't dislike you." If you want me to kiss you, I will kiss you. ”

The slightly trembling little red lips slowly approached Zhang Lei's dirty lips.

Zhang Lei trembled, his will almost collapsed, once his will collapsed, pretending to be crazy would inevitably be abandoned, he quickly closed his eyes, gritted his teeth and forcibly controlled his emotions, tears welled up in his heart, I'm sorry, my dearest, I have a heavy responsibility on my shoulders, Master Lingbao Tianzun said that the Three Realms will encounter a catastrophe, and he handed over the task of saving the Three Realms to me. He wants me to give up glory and fame and sharpen my life in another way. If I don't listen to him, my cultivation will be wasted, and I will consume all my cultivation in confusion and fall into the abyss of no return. For the sake of all sentient beings in the world, both of our souls can only endure suffering. Besides, your arrival must have been the idea of the Queen Mother of the West, and it is very likely that she is hiding somewhere in the sky watching us! This old woman is too scheming, my dearest, you can't play with her.

Zhang Lei's inference is not wrong at all, the news that Zhang Lei went crazy is indeed told to the Orchid Fairy by the Queen Mother of the West, how can the Orchid Fairy have the ability to find Zhang Lei? Indeed, it was also told by the Queen Mother of the West. The Queen Mother of the West is also suspecting that Zhang Lei is pretending to be crazy, so she wants Zhang Lei's most beloved woman to expose Zhang Lei. At this time, she was in the palace, watching with clairvoyance. She thought, Zhang Lei, you can fool the whole world, but you must not be able to fool the orchid fairy, I want to see how long you can pretend. You want to escape from my palm? Hum! You can't.

Of course, Zhang Lei couldn't kiss the orchid fairy, he activated the instantaneous displacement spell, suddenly disappeared, and appeared not far away, hehe smiled and said: "You are a poisonous snake, I Zhang Lei doesn't like it, I'm hungry, I'm looking for something to eat." ”

Zhang Lei flew away into the depths of the mountain.

The orchid fairy shouted while chasing: "Ray, I know you are not crazy, you must have a secret, don't run away, you must tell me what happened?" ”