Chapter 81: I was able to get in through the crack in the door
Zhang Lei sneaked in the water, flying like a shadow across the water, Zhang Lei suddenly came out of his head and laughed and slapped Ruying's ass, Ruying turned around and wanted to catch Zhang Lei, Zhang Lei dived into the water.
The water surface is calm, and there is not even a splash.
Ruying was fully engrossed and on high alert to prevent Zhang Lei's sudden attack.
couldn't prevent it, Ruying's ass was slapped by Zhang Lei again, and Ruying fell into the water and swam on the water.
Zhang Lei came out of the water and played with Ruying face-to-face.
Zhang Lei and Ruying sat on the rocks on the shore, their feet swinging in the water.
Ruying said, "Master, how long can you hold your breath?" ”
Zhang Lei smiled and said: "I don't know, anyway, if you don't breathe for a day or two, you won't die." ”
Ruying nodded slightly and said, "Your skills have grown again." ”
Zhang Lei said: "It's nothing, with this kind of kung fu, it's not necessarily practical, who will have nothing to do all day long, dive into the water and hold their breath to play?" ”
Ruying said, "Not necessarily! Yiduo doesn't press down, maybe you can use it when you can. ”
Zhang Lei said: "Thank you for playing with me, I'm so happy!" ”
Ruying said: "Master, what's polite, I'm happiest to be able to play with you." ”
Zhang Lei sighed and said, "Why do you still open your mouth and close your mouth to call me master?" Your seal is broken, you have to call me brother! ”
Ruying blushed and whispered, "Hmm! Elder brother. ”
Zhang Lei nodded and said, "That's right, call my brother to form a habit, don't call me master again in a few days." ”
Ruying looked at Zhang Lei and suddenly stopped talking.
Zhang Lei turned his face away and whispered: "Don't look at people like this, you look at me like this, it makes me feel so uncomfortable." ”
Ruying said, "Look at me, am I not pretty?" ”
Zhang Lei looked like a shadow, and the wet and beautiful women made people squirt nosebleeds.
Zhang Lei smiled and said, "Beautiful." ”
Ruying smiled and said, "Then why don't you like me?" ”
Zhang Lei sighed and whispered: "In my heart, we are friends forever. ”
Ruying pursed her little red mouth.
Zhang Lei got up and flew towards the Divine Dragon Cave.
Zhang Lei wiped his body with a towel. You don't have to take off the underwear that you wear like a shadow, it is waterproof, and it dries when you wipe it with water. This is an incomparably magical garment, more effective than the body armor used by mortals. It is as thin as a cicada's wing, as light as a feather, and it is the same as if it were not worn on the body. There are openings in the front and back, and there are no restrictions in life.
After wiping the water clean, Zhang Lei stuffed the Xuantian Colorful Spirit Treasure that glowed with psychedelic light into his underwear and was about to put on his outer coat. Suddenly, Shadow's head appeared in the crack of the closed door, and Shadow was able to pass through the crack in the door smaller than a strand of hair.
Zhang Lei was stunned.
Ruying's hair was scattered, and her whole body was still wet, and the silk dress was tightly attached to her beautiful body.
Ruying and Zhang Lei stood face to face, suddenly squatted down, Zhang Lei trembled, his legs were weak, and he hurriedly supported the wall with his hands, tilted his head back, and let out a long soul-destroying cry from his mouth.
Zhang Lei lay on his side on the bed, lying in the crook of Zhang Lei's arm like a shadow, and said leisurely: "Brother, don't be angry, I am willing." ”
Zhang Lei raised his hand and stroked Ruying's delicate face very gently, sighed lightly and said, "What can I say?" I didn't want to hurt you, but it happened. Ruying, I, Zhang Lei, am not worth your efforts for me. ”
Ruying whispered: "I don't want you to have any promises, and I don't want you to pay anything for me." I am truly in love with you, and I truly want to dedicate myself to you. ”
Zhang Lei whispered: "You are so powerful, you can actually penetrate through the crack in the door." ”
Ruying Jiao smiled and said: "This is the Xuan Ming Shrinking Technique, do you want me to teach you?" ”
Zhang Lei nodded slightly.
Under the guidance of Ruying, Zhang Lei soon learned the Xuanming Shrinking Technique, which is extremely magical, any object, as long as it has a crack or a hole, no matter how big or small, the human body can pass through.
Zhang Lei put on his coat, Ruying's skirt had been wiped dry, and the two sat at the coffee table and drank tea with a sapphire teacup.
Zhang Lei said: "What good do I have? Why are you all so nice to me? I think I'm a big carrot. Inattentive and irresponsible. ”
Ruying smiled and said: "Don't compare me to others, I don't want you to be responsible, I declare that I am willing to sacrifice my life for you." ”
Zhang Lei smiled bitterly and said, "You think very openly!" I actually look at the things of men and women like this. ”
Ruying nodded and said, "Thousands of years of life and death have survived, what else can you think of?" It's enough to have a moment of love in life, who can guarantee what the future will be? ”
Zhang Lei smiled and said: "You are a philosopher, you can see through everything, but I can't!" There's so much I want to do. ”
Ruying smiled and asked, "Tell me, what do you want to do the most recently?" ”
Zhang Lei smiled and said: "What I want most is to travel to the underworld and understand the lives of the ghosts in the underworld." ”
Ruying smiled and leaned back and said, "Brother, my dearest brother, where are you not going to play, how can you think of such a terrifying place to play?" ”
Zhang Lei smiled and said: "Curiosity is the source of power for human progress, do you admit the correctness of this view?" ”
Ruying nodded and said, "It makes sense, because of curiosity, human beings will continue to explore unknown territories. ”
Zhang Lei gave a thumbs up and said, "Well said." ”
Ruying sighed and said, "It's a pity that I don't know how to get to the underworld. ”
Zhang Lei said: "The orchid fairy may know how to go, but she is against me going to play. Thinking of the orchid fairy, I think she is so strange this time, why did she insist on driving me back? ”
"Maybe she really has to think about social impact?" After all, you are not a god, and it is against the rules of heaven for you to be together! ”
Zhang Lei let out a long sigh and stopped talking.
In the Flower King Palace, the Queen Mother of the West and the Orchid Fairy sat on the edge of the bed, the Queen Mother of the West stroked the delicate hand of the Orchid Fairy, sighed and said: "God knows that you know and I know this, but Lei doesn't know, after so many days, why are you still so obsessed?" ”
The orchid fairy girl wept and said: "I don't care, what I think about is Thunder, if he knows the truth, he will definitely be angry, I can't lose Thunder." ”
The Queen Mother of the West smiled and said, "I'll give you a few days off, and go over to spend a few days with him to have a good time, how about it?" ”
The orchid fairy girl nodded and said: "I am most worried about him, his curiosity is very strong, he even wants to go to the underworld, he doesn't want to think about it, can he go to that place?" The white-haired demon fairy is locked up there, won't he face the danger of death if he goes there? ”
The Queen Mother of the West trembled and said in shock: "Is Thunder crazy? Countless heinous criminals are locked up there, it's too dangerous, go over and persuade him. He can go anywhere but the underworld. ”
Zhang Lei is observing the production situation in the gem processing factory, Ruying and the orchid fairy suddenly came, Zhang Lei was overjoyed, as soon as he saw the orchid fairy, the haze in his heart was swept away, the rainy day immediately became cloudy and sunny, Zhang Lei flew over, looked at the orchid fairy hehe smiled and had nothing to say, and asked with a smile: "Why are you here?" ”
The orchid fairy girl saw Zhang Lei smiling brightly, and the boulder hanging in her heart fell to the ground, and said with a smile: "I came, with the permission of the Queen Mother of the West, to accompany you to play and relax." ”
Zhang Lei Daxi asked, "Where do you want to play?" ”
The orchid fairy said: "My sister said, you like to do donation work, how about I accompany you to do donation work?" ”