Chapter 80 is to use myself to help Lei cultivate
The Queen Mother of the West ceremoniously received Zhang Lei and the orchid fairy who came back from doing good deeds in the main hall.
The Queen Mother of the West hosted a banquet for Zhang Lei's orchid fairy sisters in the courtyard.
Every bit of the jade dew is a rare thing, and the Queen Mother of the West is really happy and takes out the collector's version of the wine and tea.
Zhang Lei drank a little high, and he was reluctant to force the wine out of his fingertips. With the help of wine, he showed a naughty smile and said loudly: "Queen Mother, I and Kao are on this trip, words must be done, deeds must be fruitful, smashing pots and selling iron and blood money, grinding through the bones, losing all the flesh, reviving the temple for you, winning vigorous incense, the merit and hard work are not small, you have a promise, you must be rewarded, I don't know what reward you will give me?" ”
The Queen Mother of the West smiled and said, "Ray, I will reward you." All you have to do is drink now, and the more you drink, the more I will reward you. I like you so much, and you do such a great thing for me, will I treat you badly? ”
Zhang Lei waved his hand and said, "No! I am a man who has a wealth in his hands, and if you do not reward it, I will not drink it. ”
The Queen Mother of the West rolled her eyes, gritted her teeth, and said with a smile: "Do you want to be invisible or open the eyes of the sky?" Choose one of the two. ”
Zhang Lei smiled and said, "I want to do it all." ”
The Queen Mother of the West said, "You can only choose one of two." ”
Zhang Lei laughed and said, "Of course you choose stealth!" ”
Zhang Lei's eye of heaven has already been opened, and if he chooses to open the eye of heaven, he is a neurosis.
The Queen Mother of the West stretched out her hand to Zhang Lei's neck, Zhang Lei hurriedly blocked it, and asked loudly, "What do you want to do?" ”
The Queen Mother of the West raised her eyebrows and said with a smile: "Turn on the stealth function for you!" ”
Zhang Lei could only put his hand down, and when the Queen Mother of the West touched the Xuantian Colorful Spirit Treasure, she deliberately pinched the small protrusion on Zhang Lei's chest, Zhang Lei trembled, and the refreshment was beyond words, frowning. Grandma's, this old woman turned out to be the master of that aspect.
The Queen Mother of the West held the Xuantian Colorful Spirit Treasure, the back of her hand was grinding on Zhang Lei's chest, her lips moved slightly, and Zhang Lei heard the Queen Mother of the West teaching him secret words.
Zhang Lei did it according to the secret language taught by the Queen Mother of the West, and his body disappeared.
The Orchid Fairy and the Orchid Fairy screamed.
Zhang Lei appeared incognito many times before the hand of the Queen Mother of the West was withdrawn from Zhang Lei's chest.
The Queen Mother of the West smiled at Zhang Lei and said, "Thunder! You have to work hard, your spirit is stronger than mine, as long as you nominally obtain the position of a great god, you can be invisible without the help of the Xuantian Colorful Spirit Treasure. However, you have to remember that stealth is relative, and generally the gods don't open their eyes to the sky, and after you are invisible, they can't see you, but people like me, no matter how invisible you are, can see it. ”
Zhang Lei pretended to be angry and said with a calm face: "Understand, this is like a modern mortal stealth aircraft, which cannot be detected by lame radar, but can still be detected by advanced radar." ”
was hit on the chest by the Queen Mother of the West, Zhang Lei felt a little numb, and the rest was only stimulation. Zhang Lei felt incredible, and was extremely ashamed of his shamelessness.
Zhang Lei had an idea, grandma's, Lao Tzu pretended to be drunk, stay here with you, and see how you treat Lao Tzu.
Zhang Lei drank heavily.
The orchid fairy whispered, "Thunder, don't drink it, let's go back!" ”
Zhang Lei waved his hand with a thick tongue and said: "I'm drunk, it's a big deal to rest here for a while, I did such a big thing for the Queen Mother, she won't let me drink enough, right?" ”
The Queen Mother of the West winked at the orchid fairy, and the orchid fairy lowered her eyebrows.
The Queen Mother of the West patted the back of the orchid fairy's hand, the orchid fairy's face was calm, and she whispered: "You are the mother of the earth, the queen of heaven, you can do whatever you want, ask me what to do?" Just a reminder that don't hurt Ray, never let Ray know. ”
The Queen Mother of the West nodded.
Zhang Lei lay down on the bed in the courtyard of the West Queen Mother to rest, the amorous orchid fairy was very creative and worked hard to accompany the bed, although Zhang Lei was surprised by the performance of the orchid fairy in bed, but this kind of thing can not be asked, can only be done, so he stuffed the question in his heart.
Very late, Zhang Leicai, with the support of the orchid fairy, slowly walked towards the Flower King Palace.
The orchid fairy girl had a gloomy face and gritted her teeth from time to time.
Although Zhang Lei felt that the performance of the orchid fairy girl in and out of bed was too contrasting, he just felt that he would never have dreamed that the dignified Mother of the Earth, the Queen Mother of Heaven and the Queen Mother of the West, gave Zhang Lei a heavy reward that turned out to be herself. Zhang Lei found that the orchid fairy was unhappy, thinking that she was against him drinking, so he whispered: "If you object to me drinking, you won't drink in the future." ”
The orchid fairy girl sighed and said, "It depends on who you drink with, man!" How can you not drink for social? It's not a matter of drinking. Lei, you'll go back to the Dragon Cave tomorrow! ”
Zhang Lei whispered: "I want to accompany you more here." ”
The orchid fairy shook her head and said, "Listen to me, go back!" In a few days, I'll go to you. My sister and I are very busy, officials from all over the country have to come over to do errands, you want to accompany me, and I don't have time to accompany you. Besides, a big man living in the palace will gossip. ”
Zhang Lei was confused, what happened to the orchid fairy? Zhang Lei vaguely remembered that the orchid fairy was extremely crazy in bed! When you get out of bed, how can you suddenly seem to be a different person?
The next day, Zhang Lei hugged the orchid fairy sisters left and right.
Zhang Lei sighed and said: "Orchid Fairy, I originally wanted to ask you to take me to the underworld to play, since you are very busy, then I won't trouble you, alas! Honestly, I really don't want to go back. ”
The orchid fairy smiled and said, "Don't worry, I will find a reason to go over and play with you." It's not a place you can stay in for a long time, you have to go around and grow your skills. ”
The orchid fairy didn't know that the Queen Mother of the West turned into an orchid fairy to reward Zhang Lei, she just thought that the orchid fairy's statement was correct, so she echoed and said: "Lei, listen to my sister's words, you can go back!" There are so many people coming and going, and you don't like to deal with them, you will feel bored. ”
Zhang Lei flew into the air, circled over the Flower King Palace, and waved to the two sisters.
The Queen Mother of the West summons the Orchid Fairy in the other courtyard.
The Queen Mother of the West asked in a calm face and whispered, "How can you let Lei go back?" ”
For the first time in so many years, the Queen Mother of the West tasted the taste of a man, and when she learned that Zhang Lei had left, it seemed that her soul had been lost.
The Orchid Fairy Gu sighed and said, "Let Ray go back!" You've got what you want, don't be embarrassed. ”
The Queen Mother of the West smiled and said: "I'm here to make Lei happy, I am using myself to help Lei cultivate, I can make Lei speed up the process of becoming a great god, don't you want Lei to become a real great god as soon as possible?" ”
The orchid fairy girl sighed and said, "Why do you need this false name? Ray doesn't really need the name of a great god, he already has the reality of a super god, and all he lacks is various skills. The Tao is the way, the very way; The name is famous, and the name is not very famous. The beginning of the nameless heaven and earth, the mother of all things. ”
The Queen Mother of the West smiled and said, "**, the elephant is invisible. All right! Then let Lei Shunfa be natural and do nothing! ”
Zhang Lei observed the growth of the rejuvenating grass seedlings in the glass greenhouse. When he came back from the Flower King's Palace, he was not in a good mood because he didn't want to leave the Orchid Fairy sisters. He was very upset about the orchid fairy girl persuading him to come back.
What happened in the West Queen Mother's Palace, if Zhang Lei knew the truth, he would definitely not be as serious as the Orchid Fairy Gu thought. Man! And it is impossible to suffer. Close your eyes, aren't all women in the world the same? Whether it is the Queen Mother of the West or the Orchid Fairy, the difference will not be too big.
But the orchid fairy girl thought about the problem from a woman's point of view, she thought that the Queen Mother of the West turned into her and slept with Zhang Lei, and if Zhang Lei knew the truth, it would hurt Zhang Lei's body and mind. The heart of the orchid fairy girl was hinged by a knife, and the pain was indescribable.
The orchid fairy must be tight-lipped, and her strong personality determines that she will only grit her steel teeth and swallow silently alone.
Orchid Fairy Gu is definitely a strong woman, absolutely loyal to Zhang Lei, she absolutely loves Zhang Lei with all her heart.
The Orchid Fairy Gu has no way to resist the Queen Mother of the West, she has an obvious weakness, that is, greedy for vanity. How cunning is the Queen Mother of the West? She grasped the fact that the Orchid Fairy Gu was greedy for vanity, so that the Orchid Fairy Gu could only agree to the shameless request of the Queen Mother of the West.
The orchid fairy girl also wanted the Queen Mother of the West to teach Zhang Lei more skills, and also hoped that the Queen Mother of the West could help Zhang Lei.
The orchid fairy is in trouble.
The orchid fairy asked her sister to sit in the main hall to receive the guests, and lay alone on the bed crying.
The orchid fairy girl hates the Queen Mother of the West.
The feeling of helplessness left her physically and mentally exhausted.
The Soul Returning Grass is growing well, and Zhang Lei recalled the scene of saving people's lives in the mortal world, with a smile on his face.
Like a shadow flying closer, Zhang Lei turned around and said seriously: "When the Soul Returning Grass grows up, I will go down to earth to save people's lives." ”
Ruying smiled and said, "Next time you go down to do good deeds, will you take me with you?" ”
Zhang Lei said: "Okay! ”
Ruying said, "When you were away, the little prince of the Flame Red Dragon came to look for you. ”
Zhang Lei let out an "oh".
Ruying said again: "Wang Tao came to you and said that General Li Dian has something to discuss with you. ”
Zhang Lei nodded and said, "I know, I'm not happy to go now, I'll talk about it in two days." ”
Ruying said: "Master, I think that after you came back this time, you have changed a lot, it seems to have become deeper, is something happening?" ”
Zhang Lei sighed and said: "I feel that something is wrong, you ask me what happened, I don't know myself." ”
Zhang Lei is very infatuated with the orchid fairy sisters, and people have left them, but their hearts have not left.
Ruying smiled and said, "Maybe you're tired, you should recuperate." ”
Zhang Lei said: "What's so tired? Flying around all day, I feel like I can't get enough energy. ”
After thinking about it, Ruying rolled her eyes, a subtle smile flashed on her face, and said, "How about going swimming?" I'm with you. ”
Zhang Lei laughed and said, "You know how to swim?" No way? ”
Ruying smiled and said: "When you weren't there, I spent a lot of effort to learn, and I'm swimming well now, why don't we compare?" ”
Zhang Lei smiled and said: "Cowhide, compare it? You lose, I'm going to spank you! ”