Zhang Lei is crazy.

Zhang Lei's madness will be vivid, with crooked eyes and cracked mouth, disheveled hair, filth, and tattered clothes.

In the middle of the night, Zhang Lei returned to the cave without a shadow, looked for the top of the mountain, saw Zhang Lei like this, was shocked, and hurriedly asked: "Master, what happened?" ”

Zhang Lei's eyes were empty and confused, and a hehe smile came out of his crooked mouth, "Who are you?" ”

Nyorai exclaimed: "I am Nyūrín, your slave!" We've been together all day! ”

Zhang Lei smiled and said, "I don't know you." ”

"Huh" Zhang Lei's figure suddenly disappeared out of thin air.

Reach out and scratch like a shadow conditioned reflex, but where can you catch it? Zhang Lei's instantaneous displacement technique was too fast, and it was impossible for his eyes' reaction speed to keep up.

Like a shadow flying on the top of the mountain to find, like a shadow Tao crying.

Ruying returned to the cave, praying that Zhang Lei could be there, and the whole cave was searched, and there was no shadow of Zhang Lei.

Ruying hurriedly flew to the cave of the Monkey Country and told the king the news that Zhang Lei had gone crazy, and the king was so frightened that he almost fell, so he quickly notified all the people of the Monkey Kingdom to look for it.

After dawn, news came from all walks of life, but Zhang Lei was not found.

Ruying came to the greenhouse to look for it, and found that most of the Rejuvenating Grass was gone, and she was confused.

Ruying couldn't understand how Zhang Lei had been doing well all the time, how could he suddenly go crazy? Could it be that Princess Yuwei Xuanyin's return caused Zhang Lei's mental breakdown. Impossible! When pigs fly. How could Yuwei Xuanyin Princess He De make Zhang Lei crazy? She has not yet entered Zhang Lei's heart, she is just an episode in Zhang Lei's life.

The shadow is dazed, the heart is like a knife, and the tears are "booming".

It is impossible for Ruying to find Zhang Lei, because Zhang Lei has gone down to the mortal world, disguised as a crazy young man, carrying a dirty gem bottle, walking on the village road. Zhang Lei didn't even tell the truth to Ruying, who got along day and night, so as not to make mistakes and leak secrets.

Zhang Lei felt that the appearance of his master Lingbao Tianzun was too timely, if he appeared late, he would get closer and closer to Princess Yuwei Xuanyin, and finally had to marry her publicly. At that time, the orchid fairy will definitely become a laughing stock, and if she can't stand the blow, she will really go crazy. For the sake of the orchid fairy, Zhang Lei must also make such a decision. Marrying Princess Yuwei Xuanyin, there is another consequence that he can't predict, that is, the revenge of the Queen Mother of the West. If she maintains a winding relationship with the Queen Mother of the West, Princess Yuwei Xuanyin will definitely tell the Jade Emperor that the consequences are also unpredictable. Lingbao Tianzun also mentioned that the gods would attack because of jealousy, and they were not strong enough to deal with it. Since Master Lingbao Tianzun has entrusted me with the important task of saving the Heavenly Tribulation, I must complete it unconditionally. A manly man, he has something to do and something not to do. In the face of the mission, there is absolutely no way to back down.

Pretending to be crazy can not only make the gods relax their vigilance and no longer be jealous, but also break away from the dispute between the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother of the West and travel freely through the Three Realms.

Pretending to be insane, he was rewarded with seventy-two variation spells, and there will be more adventures in the future to improve his abilities.

Zhang Lei grew up in the mountains since he was a child, he can endure any hardship, there are so many benefits to pretending to be crazy, what is it to endure some hardships?

It's just that after the orchid fairy knows, what should I do?

I'm sorry, my dearest, I can't tell you the truth, the Three Realms will encounter a catastrophe in the future, and the heavy responsibility of saving the Three Realms is on my shoulders! My dearest, I can only make your body and mind suffer the same ordeal.

has emotional entanglements with so many beautiful gods, Zhang Lei has only one thing to think of, that is, the beautiful goddess he loves the most, the orchid fairy who has saved him many times with his life.

In front of a dilapidated house, Zhang Lei stretched out his hand and said to a middle-aged man in tattered clothes: "Poor, pity me, give me something to eat!" ”

The middle-aged man waved his hand, impatiently, and said, "Go!" Go! Go! I can't even get enough to eat. ”

Zhang Lei lowered his eyebrows and left silently.

The middle-aged man made a big mistake, the dog looked down on people, if he gave Zhang Lei something to eat, Zhang Lei would cure him of his stomach problems. The dirty gem bottle in Zhang Lei's arms was filled with rejuvenating grass juice! Zhang Lei asked him for food, the purpose was to test his love, since he had no love, Zhang Lei naturally would not give him love.

In a house at the head of the village, in a low hall, there is a broken door panel, on which is a woman lying on the door, and a middle-aged man leads a little girl to burn paper.

Zhang Lei stood at the door, tilted his mouth, activated the eye of the sky, and looked at the woman on the door panel, who had advanced liver cancer, and was about to run out of oil and die.

Zhang Lei stretched out his hand and whispered: "Poor, pity me, eat some of me!" ”

The middle-aged man looked at Lei, sighed, and said, "Alas! There is still such a hard-working young man in this world, okay! There's also a nest in the pot, I'll give it to you! ”

Zhang Lei took the wowotou, looked at the woman on the door, grinned and said, "You are all good people, you will live a long life." ”

The middle-aged man and the little girl felt water dipping into their mouths at the same time, and they felt refreshed for a moment, and when they were shocked, the woman on the door panel who was dying of breath sat up with an "oh" sound.

The middle-aged man and the little girl hurriedly looked at the young man with crooked eyes and dirty eyes at the door, where was his shadow?

Yes? I met the gods. The middle-aged man hurriedly knelt down with the little girl and thanked him repeatedly.

Zhang Lei used an instantaneous displacement spell and came to a small town thousands of miles away. He crouched on the corner and held out his hand to pedestrians.

Occasionally, pedestrians threw coins at him.

Anyone threw a coin at him, and he thanked him repeatedly.

Suddenly, a woman's shouting was heard in the distance, and a motorcycle sped towards Zhang Lei's squatting place, and Zhang Lei heard the woman shouting "robbery." ”

Looking at the man driving the motorcycle, there was a small kun bag hanging on the handlebar, and he immediately understood. This is a speeding car robbery robber, Zhang Lei was angry and didn't want to say that he used the qi control technique, and a brick on the wall smashed into the head of the car thief with a "whew", "bang-" "boom-" The head of the speed car thief was smashed into a bloody hole, and the motorcycle hit the wall not far away.

Zhang Lei left quickly.

Squatting on a small bridge in the town and continuing to pretend to be a beggar.

Suddenly, a light appeared in the sky, and a voice came into Zhang Lei's ears: "Lei, I am the Queen Mother of the West, you hurry up and follow me to the sky, I want to ask about your situation." ”

Zhang Lei looked at the sky, and the light was indeed wrapped in the Queen Mother of the West. When the Queen Mother of the West came, it was not surprising to Zhang Lei, because the Queen Mother of the West is the Mother of the Earth, and it is easy to find a god. It is extremely difficult to fool her, but it must be fooled.

If Zhang Lei didn't hear anything, he immediately stood up slowly, laughed, and jumped and fled under the bridge.

Zhang Lei felt that there was an incomparably huge force pulling him, he didn't resist, let that force drag, and his body quickly ascended to the sky.

On the top of a small hill, Zhang Lei tilted his mouth, smiling, looking silly.

"Rey, talk to me, what's wrong with you? What happened? The Queen Mother of the West asked again.

Zhang Lei squinted his mouth and eyes, with saliva hanging on the corners of his mouth, approached the Queen Mother of the West, reached out to touch the chest of the Queen Mother of the West, and said with a smile: "It's so big!" Is it true, or is it fake? ”

"Snap" a big mouth slapped Zhang Lei's face, Zhang Lei did not resist, spun in place, and fell.

Zhang Lei rolled on the ground, and Bian Tao cried.

The Queen Mother of the West took away the whip in Zhang Lei's arms, and said with a long sigh: "Lei, are you really crazy?" ”

There was no response.

The Queen Mother of the West shook her head vigorously and flew away.

Zhang Lei looked at the direction where the Queen Mother of the West disappeared, his eyes widened, and he said sharply: "Grandma, you dare to beat Lao Tzu, beware of Lao Tzu tearing up your ×." ”

Zhang Lei instantly displaced, appearing on a country road. Zhang Lei thought as he walked, the Queen Mother of the West was noble, and the purpose of her coming was just to take back the whip, and she was unwilling to deign to ask more. This old woman is good with Lao Tzu, everything is for utilitarianism, for the loneliness of her heart, once Lao Tzu goes crazy, she will never pay attention to it again. The Queen Mother of the West can find Lao Tzu, and Princess Yuwei Xuanyin will definitely be able to, because she has the help of the Jade Emperor. Hey! Lao Tzu must also look at the nature of Princess Yuwei Xuanyin, don't you want to marry Lao Tzu? When you see Lao Tzu's current appearance, do you still want to marry?