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Ling Yang regretted it, and it was the kind of one whose intestines were all repentant. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Ling Yang has always known that women are very cruel when they go shopping, but this is the first time Xu Bing has seen this way of shopping, it is not as simple as being cruel, it is simply miserable. The two of them walked around from morning to noon, and Ling Yang, who didn't have time to take a sip of water, was covered with large and small packaging bags, like a humanoid shopping cart that could move on its own.

"Doctor Xu, why don't we find a place to store things first, I really can't carry it!" Ling Yang finally poked his head out of a large pile of plastic bags, stuck out his tongue and pleaded. ”

"What? Ah, well. Xu Bing held a cup of milk tea in his left hand and drank happily, from time to time he picked up a sugar gourd held in his right hand and licked it twice, and a small piece of syrup hung on the corner of his mouth delicately. Ling Yang couldn't help but change the sugar gourd to his second brother in his mind, and he was extremely obscenely miserable.

Xu Bing said embarrassedly: "I forgot to buy you clothes, then let's save the bag first, and then go to the men's clothing store, hey, by the way, I have run out of cash, let's find an ATM to withdraw some money first." ”

Ling Yang sweated profusely, followed the female doctor to the ATM not far away, put down the things on his body and just wanted to beat his sore back, when he saw Xu Bing turn his head and pout: "The ATM shows that the machine is faulty, let's change it." ”

"What? Such a coincidence? Ling Yang was furious, thinking that he would not be exhausted to death if he took so many things to find the next one, so he pounced and lay on the ATM to drummer. As soon as he knocked a few times, there was a roar of machine operation from the card slot of the ATM, and the bank card that Xu Bing had just inserted was suddenly ejected, hitting Ling Yang's forehead.

Ling Yang sat down on the ground with a sigh, scolding angrily in his heart, secretly cursing how this damn ATM didn't explode on the spot. It's just that Ling Yang didn't notice that when the thought just now rose in his heart, the pupils of Ling Yang's eyes constricted, and he actually turned slowly counterclockwise, and there were already two microwaves with shape coming out of the pupils, subconsciously executing the instructions transmitted in Ling Yang's brain, and bursting the core chip in the ATM without a trace.

If there were people who were familiar with the abilities of the Ability, they would definitely be stunned by Ling Yang's exposed ability, because what Ling Yang inadvertently displayed was the standard "Controller" ability, which was far beyond the scope of the "Mind Reader" ability, and among the Ability, there was never a person who could have two abilities at the same time. Ling Yang is definitely an unprecedented freak.

How did Ling Yang know that in a short period of time, such a complicated scene would happen to him, just that the ATM showed an incomparably noble communist spirit at this moment, after a faint puff of green smoke came out of the fuselage, countless banknotes continued to fly out from the outlet, and the stunned Ling Yang was covered with the red hundred-yuan bill, sat on the ground and didn't dare to move, muttered: "It's too big to play this time, why don't you rob the bank?" ”

As a woman who loves beauty, Xu Bing's thoughts are obviously more different, and she thought to herself: "Am I so unpopular, men don't like me, forget it, my mother's ATM will vomit when she sees me, and let people not live." ”

"The bank has issued benefits, everyone pick it up!" A lively aunt was the first to react, shouted and began to pick up the banknotes on the ground, and under her leadership, a large group of people quickly joined this grand carnival, instantly squeezing the distracted Xu Bing out of the crowd, and by the way, drowning the sitting Ling Yang in the ocean of the people's war.

"Don't, don't rob it, grandma's, you let me go, it's my personal belongings...... Hey, who went out of their way to pull my pants pocket, I have no money, no money...... Damn, let go, you grabbed my second brother, don't pull, don't pull, it hurts...... Oh, don't pick my pants, I'm not wearing panties......"

The initiator of this farce, classmate Ling Yang, not only did not get any sweetness, but was stripped naked by the crazy crowd, the packaging bags on his body were torn to shreds, and the items were scattered everywhere, the nearby patrol police hurriedly ran over to control the situation, and the crowd dispersed with a bang, only to see a fruit man with messy hair lying on the ground bare, covering his second brother with both hands, and bruises of different sizes everywhere on his body, the scene was miserable.

"Ah, why are you?" A familiar female voice came.

"It's not me!" Ling Yang thought that he was embarrassed this time, so he hurriedly covered his face so as not to be recognized by acquaintances.

"That's you, how did you get to this...... Oops, you still dare to play hooligan! The one who spoke was one of the two patrol policemen who rushed to hear the news, the apple-faced little policewoman who had made notes for Ling Yang in the traffic police team, but she didn't expect to meet in such a way this time, seeing Ling Yang covering his face in pain and falling to the ground, and the second brother under him shook his head and said hello to him.

"Robbing ATMs, inciting the masses to make trouble, and daring to play hooligans with the police, you kid is so bold!" The tall male policeman was furious, grabbed Ling Yang's arm and lifted him up, and roared angrily: "Come back to the office with me, see if you will not be sentenced to ten years or eight years this time!" “

"Let him put his pants on first...... out of duty, the little policewoman had to run over and hold Ling Yang's other arm, handcuffed a pair of shiny handcuffs to Ling Yang's wrist, while covering her eyes shyly, and said timidly.

Helplessly, Ling Yang's pants had already been torn into pieces and it was difficult to hide his body, Xu Bing had to take off his coat, and surrounded Ling Yang's waist with a red face, a cold and slippery touch came from his waist, Ling Yang was actually hard at an inopportune time, and the second brother with his head held high through his thin coat, but he refused to retract, the male policeman had to hold Ling Yang's head hard, and he bent down to cover up and walked towards the police car, Xu Bing followed behind and busily explained what happened, and the scene was chaotic.

It wasn't until the police car whistled and left that an old man who watched the excitement trembled and sighed: "When I used to catch the bad guys on TV, I used to cover the heads of the bad guys with my clothes, this guy is good, he directly covered his buttocks, what a crime this baby has committed!" “

The bloody facts have proved that Ling Yang is not suitable to be an undercover agent at all, because undercover agents are mysterious and low-key, but the hapless Ling Yang has exposed himself to the cusp more than once and has no way to hide. Qin Lu, who had been silently observing Ling Yang's performance behind his back, gritted his teeth with hatred after hearing the report, and finally calmed down the anger in his heart, and after thinking about it again, he still hesitated to put down the phone in his hand, and the number to the county public security bureau was only half dialed, and said coldly: "Hengyun Company has an inextricable relationship with the county, if we meddle rashly, it will be easy to be exposed, if he can't even handle this little thing well, we want him to be useless, let's wait and see what happens, and!" “

Qin Lu waved his little fist viciously: "After this turmoil passes, let our people pretend to be gangsters, block that hateful guy in a dark corner and beat him hard, beat him hard!" “

At this time, Ling Yang didn't know how nervous and worried the organization behind his actions was, he was squatting next to the radiator of the police station wrapped in a blanket, drinking the hot water in the paper cup leisurely, peeking at Xu Bing from time to time, sometimes quietly, sometimes excitedly narrating what happened, while the apple-faced little policewoman was sitting upright, making a record upright, squinting and reverently paying deep respect to the trouble-causing spirit who was chained to the radiator: Will you get pregnant if you don't cause trouble for a day? This guy is so out of tune!

The male policeman was busy contacting witnesses to check whether Xu Bing's account was true, and at the same time talking to the bank on the phone to check the losses in the ATM, sweating profusely.

In the end, the merchant near the ATM confirmed what happened, just as Xu Bing said, and the bank also apologized for the shortcomings in the work, not only unilaterally bearing the loss, but also making corresponding compensation for Xu Bing's loss. Because the things on his body were looted by the crowd, Ling Yang, as one of the victims, was acquitted, and Xu Bing was sent out of the gate of the police station by the apologetic little policewoman, and the result was very happy, Ling Yang also took away a blanket and a cup of light coffee from the police station.

"You're really going to have to buy me clothes this time, I can't go home naked like this." Ling Yang tightened the blanket on his body and said with a bitter face.

Xu Bing happily patted his backpack, which contained the money compensated by the bank, and said magnificently: "Buy, of course buy, and those things of mine, buy them all back, well, let's buy you clothes first, or others will think that I have a wild man as a pet!" “

In this way, on the brightly lit commercial street, a beautiful woman with bright eyes and a Guo man who was only wearing green rubber shoes and white socks went shopping, and the blanket on the Guo man's body was stuffed with large and small packages, his face was sad and angry, his steps were staggering, and he kept reminding the woman in front: "What about the clothes, buy me clothes first, I'm still naked...... Hey, what about you, what are you looking at, don't look at it, look at me and call the police again......"