Chapter 10: The Joy of Housewarming

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Ling Yang's recent little life has been very leisurely, Chu Wanyi in order to justifiably get rid of Ling Yang, the thorn in the eye, specially tailored a series of scientific and effective financial knowledge learning plans for him, Ling Yang also said that he has a poor academic background, and proposed to study for a period of time, how to see how Ling Yang is "unpleasant" Manager Chu readily agreed, and worked tirelessly to drive to and from work by himself, happy and relaxed, but occasionally a trace of inexplicable loss flashed in his heart. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Of course, Chu Wanyi, who has always been known for her iceberg beauty, would not know that Ling Yang had a little lust after seeing her beautiful, and then her spirit fluctuated a little, and she subconsciously passed this covetousness for beauty into Chu Wanyi's thinking through mind reading, so Chu Wanyi was inexplicably moved. This is a very subtle feeling, similar to the most romantic love at first sight in the legend, the two people have not yet had any deep intersection, but the spontaneous feelings have quietly taken root in the heart, imperceptibly taking root and sprouting.

The tiger master lost his temper because of Ling Yang's expulsion, and told Ling Yang to study hard every day, and not to be brought back alive by the woman who was good at picking bones in eggs.

Ling Yang is very satisfied with the penthouse he rented, although the roof is a little leaky, but it is cheaper. Ling Yang had not been paid his salary for a short time after he came to work, and the 10,000 yuan bonus awarded by the county had not been in place for a long time, not to mention that even the huge amount of money that he had finally extorted from Deputy County Magistrate Ye was unreasonably occupied by Qin Lu. Ling Yang didn't have any acquaintances in the county, so he had to turn to his fan admirer - Liu Dazhuang, the security captain who was reinstated, Liu Dazhuang said arrogantly at that time that he wanted to help, the only condition was to move out and live with Ling Yang, communicate more and communicate feelings, Ling Yang thought that Liu Dazhuang was comparable to a stinky foot girl with biological and chemical weapons, and he did not hesitate to refuse his unreasonable request at that time.

In an intoxicating dusk, Ling Yang squatted alone at the door of the county hospital, blocking Xu Bing, who had just gotten off work, and then with the help of a female doctor, he found the room and negotiated the price, and moved in that night.

It took less than an hour for Ling Yang to move all his personal belongings into the rental house: a small travel bag containing a few clothes, a snakeskin bag of pirated CDs, and a thick stack of financial books bundled together, nothing more.

Xu Bing saw that Ling Yanghan didn't even have a bedding, so he was full of compassion, and without saying a word, he returned to the place where he lived in the next building and carried a set of luggage to Ling Yang.

Xu Bing climbed the top floor several times in a row and was tired enough, he really didn't want to move, so he couldn't help but take out two banknotes and throw them to Ling Yang, and magnificently motioned to Ling Yang to go down to run errands and sell food, while he sat on the bed to rest. Ling Yang ran downstairs to the deli to buy two roast chickens, and some sausages, peanuts and other things, and the rest of the money was all bought canned beer, and carried it back upstairs, Ling Yang was so tired that he couldn't even speak.

So the scene in the barbecue restaurant happened again the day before yesterday, Ling Yang didn't wait to finish eating a chicken leg, and he had already been poured eight cans of beer by Miss Xu, who was blushing, and said the topic of two chickens and ducks with a big tongue, and even the peanuts that were picked up were seen as two.

Finally, the two of them killed three cases of beer, and the female doctor's drunkenness also flares up again, pulling the toilet in the bathroom and making fists without stopping, and insisting on a man in the corner who is completely empty as a referee, this time Ling Yang was scared a lot, and all the alcohol turned into cold sweat and oozing out of his back, and his clothes were completely soaked.

After repeatedly making sure that there was no haunting in the house, Ling Yang smiled bitterly and pulled up the female doctor, kowtowed and pleaded: "Doctor Xu, grandma, you are my own grandmother, let's not be crazy with alcohol, no, don't make a fist, if you are really bored, we can kiss or something to pass the boring time, I am also drunk, please stop making trouble, don't ......"

Before the words were finished, Ling Yang's mouth was blocked by two moist lip flaps, the female doctor's kissing skills were obviously not very clever, after a dragonfly kiss, the female doctor couldn't control her body and fell forward suddenly, her teeth slammed on Ling Yang's chin, and she gnawed out a neat row of tooth marks, Ling Yang was in great pain, but she didn't dare to move, because the female doctor had fallen into Ling Yang's arms softly, her cheeks were like fire, and she murmured in her mouth: "Kiss and kiss, the old lady has been holding back for more than 20 years, what don't you dare to do, let me tell you, I have a lot of experience, and if I go to Dongguan to develop, there will be no other way for women to live...... Vomit! ”

The tragedy of Ling Yang, who had just recovered from the shock, the female doctor obviously belonged to the kind of person who drank to death but couldn't hold back the wine, and after saying a few words, the alcohol surged, and she vomited. Obviously, the female doctor could no longer distinguish the difference between a still life and an animal in her current state, and used Ling Yang's lower body as a toilet, and pulled Ling Yang's pants open and spit into the crotch.

"Don't! Don't ......" Ling Yang tried his best to dodge, but it was too late.

At the beginning of the lanterns, the street outside was full of traffic, but Ling Yang was bare-chested, with a checkered sheet tied around his waist, curled up in the corner of the room with dim lights, sobbing lowly, like a good daughter-in-law who had just been insulted, and the beautiful female doctor Xu Bing fell on the soft quilt on all fours, falling asleep soundly, and the dream was very fragrant and sweet.

When Xu Bing finally fell asleep, Ling Yang rummaged through his travel bag for a while, and packed up a set of ordinary dark camouflage uniforms, which were the same as the cheap labor clothes most commonly worn by people doing manual work on the construction site. After getting dressed neatly, Ling Yang took advantage of the night to sneak out of the door, and after a while, he had already come to the east wall of Hengyun Company.

Lingyang had already explored the path, and there was an iron garbage bin more than one meter high on the outer wall here, with inclined wall stacks fixed on both sides, which could be climbed into the company's courtyard. Because of the tiger master's prestige in the county, there is no little thief who does not open his eyes to dare to fight the autumn wind, so the vigilance of the security guards has been very lax, but they did not expect to be exploited by Ling Yang, climbed to the wall like an ape a few times, and easily jumped into the courtyard after looking at the people around.

Ling Yang is extraordinary, plus when he was an intern at the police academy, he followed the criminal police team on several missions, and he can be regarded as a guy who has seen the scene, he did not panic after entering the hospital, according to the route that had been designed in advance, he walked in a snake, relying on the wooden boxes and sundries piled up everywhere in the courtyard as a cover, and meandered to the outside of the building where the tiger master's office was located.

The little security guard from Henan who was on duty in this building tonight was used to drinking beer and watching movies all night when he was on night duty, and Ling Yang heard that tonight was his night shift, so he specially gave the little security guard two boxes of special Heineken beer in 24 cans. Sure enough, the little security guard drank too much alcohol and had to come out to pee every half hour. Ling Yang waited outside the building for more than ten minutes, and sure enough, when he got the opportunity, he quickly dodged behind the door, gently pinned the automatically closed building door with his toes, and took advantage of the gap between the little security guards to release water, dodged, walked into the building, and quickly touched towards the tiger master's office.

Long before he came, Ling Yang had already made a simple lockpicking tool, which was actually a half-meter-long plastic strip, more than four fingers wide, with a round hole cut out at one end, folded and bent, just enough to be plugged into the crack of the office door. Ling Yang held a miniature flashlight in his mouth, which happened to shine into the thin beam of light in the crack of the door, holding the plastic strip and groping up and down, left and right, only to see that the light emitted by the flashlight was dimmed, and no longer reflected the light of the plastic strip, Ling Yang knew that this angle was just right, pulled the plastic strip back, and the round hole on the other side was buckled into the handle of the door, and he carefully dragged it outward, and the door of the tiger's office opened in response.

Ling Yang smiled proudly, tiptoed in, and roughly rummaged through the tiger master's office, but there was nothing useful in it, the tiger master was also an old fox who had accumulated years, and he would not leave his incriminating evidence in such an unsafe place, Ling Yang also knew this, the purpose of sneaking in was just to find some clues, Ling Yang did not let go of any corner, searched the entire office carefully, and finally locked his eyes on the desk commonly used by the tiger master, A small note was casually tossed on the table, and next to it was a valuable gold pen.

Ling Yang finally made a move to the tiger master for the first time.

Early in the morning, Xu Bing was woken up by a sound of rustling, thinking that the little Bichon he raised came to beg for food, but what caught his eye was a man wearing cotton pants and shirtless, busy back and forth in the small bedroom with disposable tableware, Xu Bing was just about to scream, and suddenly vaguely remembered what happened last night.

A headache hit, and the female doctor in a hangover remembered that she didn't come home after getting drunk last night, and just stayed overnight in a rental house with a strange man she had only known for a short time, as if she was still ...... vomited all over the body.

Xu Bing's face was feverish, and he was embarrassed to spit out his tongue, seeing that his clothes were quite neat, and there was no discomfort on his body, he suddenly changed his opinion of Ling Yang's character: this guy who looks frivolous and jumpy is quite upright and gentlemanly, and he didn't take advantage of people's danger to do obscene things, hey, he looks like he's in good shape!

"Well, you...... Why do you wear cotton pants? In order to break the embarrassment, the female doctor deliberately had nothing to say.

"I ...... There are old cold legs, that, you wake up, I bought breakfast, and soy milk, eat it while it's hot! Ling Yang picked up a cup of hot soybean milk and handed it to the female doctor, cursing in his heart: "I was vomited by you on a pair of outer pants, what do I wear if I don't wear cotton pants, the damn chick is too heavy, she vomits so hard that she pulls my second brother as a handle, refuses to let go, and almost hurts Lao Tzu to death, I will have to avenge this revenge sooner or later!" ”

It was the first time that a man took care of himself so carefully, and the female doctor's heart floated with a strange warmth, and she couldn't care that Ling Yang was just a poor boy from the countryside who had no fixed place, and she didn't consider the family background of the two, and the different personalities were very different, and the strange feelings arose, and the courage to transform into a strong woman after drinking last night was gone, and she took the soy milk and said: "I'm sorry, I bothered you last night, and you were so tired that you didn't have pants to wear, it's better like this, just today I will take you to go shopping, Would it be nice to buy you a new set of clothes for you? ”

It was the first time Xu Bing had asked a boy so boldly and directly, and after he barely finished speaking, his heart was already pounding, and he secretly thought that he must not be rejected. Women are such emotional animals, once they have an emotional connection, they might as well be open when they are friends.

"Good! Of course! Ling Yang didn't show any hesitation, thought about it, and entangled his fingers to make an embarrassing feeling: "Don't bother the two masters, you see I don't even have a mobile phone, and I don't have any money left on my body, if the money in your pocket is more convenient, can you ......?"

"It's okay, I'll give you a mobile phone, and it's easier to contact you in the future." Seeing that Ling Yang did not refuse herself, the simple female doctor was overjoyed, and waved her hand generously: "You can say whatever you want, I have a treat today, I Xu Bing is the most righteous, who let you have no penny on you!" ”

"Hey, by the way, don't you have any money? Where did the breakfast come from? It can't be stolen, right? The female doctor was not completely carried away by the sudden love, and asked curiously.

"That, that ......" Lingyang Ai Ai said: "I'm sorry, I couldn't bear to wake you up when I saw that you were sleeping, so I took twenty yuan from you on my own initiative, I didn't take more, I really didn't take more, you believe me......"

The female doctor spit out the soy milk straw in her mouth, her face was ugly, last night in order to facilitate the move, the female doctor deliberately wore a sportswear without pockets, nor did she wear a bra, only a small pocket on the chest of the close-fitting cotton shirt, in which a few banknotes were put in casually, and he groped for it, so his chest was not ......

Seeing the female doctor's gaze staring at his towering chest for a while, and then looking at him with an unkind face, Ling Yang, who had a ghost in his heart, explained incoherently: "I know what you're thinking, you really misunderstood, you listen to my explanation, I don't like the E cup or below, you're only 36d, and you still belong to the kind of pointed bamboo shoots that pierce your hands, I really didn't touch ......"

The female doctor stood up with a tiger face, first smiled, and then her fingers rattled and turned into a female tyrannosaurus rex, and said with a cruel smile: "I don't know my size and shape without touching it, you can die for me!" ”

"Please, don't slap your face! Yes! Yes! Help, why do I shout for help every time I'm alone with you? Help me! Help ......"