Chapter 33: The scramble caused by a bowl of tofu brain
The house-elves looked at each other in confusion and frustration.
One of the house-elves tilted his head back, his eyes widening and widening, and the corners of his mouth slowly cracked into a smile, and he raised his hand in the air.
"Sir, I... I will!"
The house-elves around him got out of the way, and all eyes were focused on the house-elf who was speaking, which made him look a little cramped.
Unexpectedly, I didn't expect that there were really house-elves who could make Chinese-style breakfast, and if Dudley couldn't find it, he would do it, and he was going to teach these house-elves.
"What's your name?"
"Sir, my name is Uwu. ”
"Soy milk, fried dough sticks, steamed buns, tofu brain. Will these be?" asked Dudley.
Uwu nodded eagerly, and he said, "Yes, sir." ”
Dudley nodded in satisfaction, finally no longer having to eat bacon toast or drink cereal every day, "Then you can help me make tofu brains for breakfast tomorrow morning." ”
"No problem, sir, don't worry!" Wu Wu patted his chest and tried to reassure, his voice a little sharp, "It's an honor to serve sir!"
"Then please, by the way, remember that the tofu brain should be sweet. Thank you, U-U. ”
The house-elves in the kitchen seemed to be frightened and fled away, but the elf Wuwu choked up and said, "Sir... Be... U-U... Something is wrong?"
"U-U will punish himself. After Wu Wu finished speaking, he picked up the copper plate on the table and slammed his head, and shouted in his mouth: "Bad woo!
"U-wu, stop, you're not doing something wrong. Dudley's shouts didn't stop Uwu, who smacked himself even harder on the head. Dudley was helpless, and he pretended to be angry and yelled, "Uwu, I order you to stop. ”
Uwu stopped tapping, his forehead was already bleeding, bright red blood dripping to the ground, he didn't care about the pain on his forehead, just sobbed quietly.
When he watched the movie in his previous life, he didn't feel much, but he was disgusted with the enslavement of elves, what age was this, but when he saw the scene in front of him, he was a little frightened, "Wuwu, you don't have to ......"
Dudley suddenly didn't know what to say, he was afraid that Uwu would hit his head with a plate again as soon as he finished speaking. He had a flash of inspiration and pretended to be a face.
"Uwu, I command you, go and heal your forehead now. ”
Hearing the familiar words, Wu Wu's face smiled, but the blood marks on his face made the smile look extremely mocking.
Dudley breathed a sigh of relief, he waved his hand and said, "Alright, let's all disperse." ”
The elves disappeared in a moment, but Wu Wu remained in place, staring blankly at the plate in his hand. The copper plate was stained with bright red blood, and it was extremely glaring.
"Uwu actually soiled the students' plates. He held the plate aloft, "Uwu wants to punish himself." ”
"Uwu, put down the plate. Dudley shouted, and then he said word for word, "I won't allow you to hurt yourself." ”
"Wash the dishes and put them back and you'll be able to do your own thing. Dudley sighed.
Dudley came out of the kitchen, and he looked at the portrait of a pear that had been turned into a pear in front of him for a long time.
"Huh!" Dudley suddenly laughed, "kindness and help have been paid off for generations. ”
"The ...... of people's hearts"
"Why did you go?" asked Dudley as soon as she returned to the common room. He reluctantly smiled and said, "It's nothing, I went out for a walk, and the fireplace was burning here, which made me a little flustered." ”
Hermione clearly didn't believe Dudley's answer, and she wanted to ask, but Harry ran in out of breath.
"Did you get the book?" Ron asked, handing Harry a glass of water, "how did you run like this?
Harry drank the water from the glass in one gulp, and he lowered his voice and told them everything he had just seen.
"Do you know what that means?" said Harry, holding his breath, "On Halloween night, he wanted to find something that the big dog was guarding through the big dog with three heads!"
Harry was afraid that they wouldn't believe him, so he pushed Ron and said, "Ron, do you remember, we saw Snape on the fourth floor that night, but he shouldn't have been there!"
"That's right, that's right. Ron looked affirmative, and said, "Professor Dumbledore had the other professors follow him to the basement. ”
"I swear with my broomstick that Snape must have let the troll in to distract him from stealing. ”
The corners of Dudley's eyes twitched, no wonder Harry's broom was broken by the beating willow in the third year, and there was nothing to do with it.
"He won't. Hermione's eyes widened, and she said with certainty, "I know he treats Gryffindor differently, he is very specific to you, and you don't like him very much, but he will never steal what Professor Dumbledore keeps in strict custody." ”
"Hermione, I'll be honest, don't be angry. You always think that all teachers are good people, and you see how Snape looks like a good person. Ron said unceremoniously, thinking that Hermione didn't believe him and Harry, and Snape was on the fourth floor, and he added, "I agree with Harry, I think Snape can do everything." ”
Dudley mourned for Snape in his heart, and he played himself as a villain. It's black itself, and now it's even darker and can't be washed off.
Hermione didn't say anything polite to Ron, and she asked loudly, "But what is he stealing?" and what is the three-headed dog guarding?"
Harry and Ron couldn't answer for a moment.
"Actually. Dudley wanted to laugh at the three of them arguing, and he organized his words and said, "What you said alone only proves that Snape went to the fourth-floor hallway and was injured by the three-headed dog, but it doesn't directly prove that he went to steal something, and maybe he was one of the people who guarded it." ”
But that doesn't mean he's not stealing. Ron quibbled.
"Speculation can be made about things without evidence, but don't jump to conclusions. Hermione clasped her arms and tilted her head to stare at Ron.
Seeing that Ron was still trying to argue about something, Dudley hurriedly stopped them and told them all to hurry back to the dormitory to sleep, otherwise the argument would not come out all night.
Before Hermione entered the dormitory, Ron snorted, only for Hermione to slam the door.
By the time they returned to their dorm, Neville was asleep, and his snoring was loud.
Dudley was overwhelmed by the sound, and he tossed and turned on the bed, then sat up, his wand clenched in his hand.
"Whew... Call... Whew..."
Dudley exhaled deeply the irritability in his heart, "The world is so wonderful, but I'm so irritable, it's not good, it's not good!" he lay down again, burying his head under the pillow.
I don't know when he fell asleep.
The next day, the weather was very sunny today, but it was very cold.
They arrived at the restaurant, where everyone was looking forward to the Quidditch match today, one by two chatting happily, and the smell of grilled sausages in the air filled the air.
As soon as Dudley sat down, a tofu brain with an iron fist appeared in front of him, and he closed his eyes and put his nose to his wrist to sniff deeply, a satisfied smile on his face.
"It's so nostalgic. ”
"Why yours is different from ours. Harry looked at the small bowl in front of Dudley, and he couldn't make out what it was.
Dudley looked at Harry and smiled, and he said, "Because I'm a member of Hogwarts." He squinted and shook his head, "We're different!"
"You ......" Ron said with some disgust as he looked at the bowl of tofu brains, "It's like a brain flower." ”
Dudley despised Ron, who looked disgusted but couldn't control the corners of his mouth.
"Is this delicious?" asked Hermione.
"Since you are so sincere in asking. Dudley brought the bowl to them and stared at them cautiously, "I'll give you a taste, but only a little!"
The three of them each scooped out a large spoonful, and they all looked at Dudley triumphantly as if they had been commanded, which made Dudley feel very distressed.
They take a bite of tofu, and they all close their eyes behind their heads to savor the taste in their mouths.
"Humph!" Dudley scoffed. He also scooped out a big spoonful, but when he finished eating one spoonful and was about to scoop the second spoonful, the tofu brain in front of him was gone.
I saw that the bowl of tofu brain would appear in front of Hermione and Harry as soon as it appeared, it turned out that they used the transfer charm to compete for this bowl of tofu brain while Dudley was enjoying the food, and Ron was more anxious, he waved his wand but he didn't use the transfer charm well, and the tofu brain didn't appear in front of him once at all.
"Smack. ”
Dudley slapped the spoon hard, "You're enough, grab a bowl of tofu." "He was really afraid that Harry and Hermione had knocked over the tofu brain when they used the Diversion Charm.
They were frightened by Dudley and stopped fighting, Dudley smiled triumphantly, and just as he was about to take back the loot, Ron suddenly grabbed his iron fist and drank it directly.
"Hiss, it's delicious, it's hot!"
Harry and Hermione looked at Ron with a blank expression, and they were robbed by him after fighting for a long time.
Dudley took a deep breath, "I'm not angry!"
By eleven o'clock, it seemed that all the teachers and students had arrived in the stands around the Quidditch pitch. Many students also brought binoculars.
Dali Ron and Hermione made it to the top row, joining Neville, Seamus and West Ham football team fans Dean. To surprise Harry, Ron actually drew a huge banner with Potter Victory on a bed sheet stained by small rats, and a large Gryffindor lion on the sheet. Hermione saw it and immediately cast a clever spell that made the paint on the banner shimmer in different colors.