Chapter 224: Visiting Erlang God
After Zhang Lei heard Wang Tao explain the situation, he frowned, sighed and said, "I didn't want to meet Erlang God so soon, since he got all the energy bars, I had to meet him." Ladies and gentlemen, I am here for you, and I want you to have weapons that combine high-tech and spells, so that your abilities can be greatly improved. For your sake, I, Zhang Lei, must go and meet with Erlang God and ask him to give me an energy bar. ”
Nezha smiled disapprerovingly and said: "Big brother, I'll accompany you, although Erlang God is strong in martial arts and has many generals, I'm not afraid of him." ”
Zhang Lei waved his hand, sighed and said, "It's not to fight with him, it's useless to have a lot of people." Of course, I'm not afraid to fight him, it's really not good, it's okay to fight, but I can't do it unless I have to. I thought, I'd better go alone and go straight to him. ”
Nezha shook his head and said: "Big brother, you must not, Erlang is arrogant and empty-eyed, plus his relationship with Princess Yuwei Xuanyin, he will definitely not give you face, what if he insults you and makes you unable to come to the stage?" ”
Princess Yuwei Xuanyin said: "Lei, I'll accompany you, and you have to tie the bell to unlock the bell." Didn't he want to marry me? Don't you secretly like me? I went, and if he didn't take out the bar, he would give me an excuse so that I could scold him and make him die from now on. ”
Zhang Lei smiled and said, "I have asked the eldest princess of Longji to chase him!" ”
Princess Yuwei Xuanyin smiled and said: "The eldest princess of Longji may not be willing to chase him sincerely, if you let her drink the forgetful water wine, she will only pretend to chase after it, and then retreat, Lei, you don't understand women, once a woman really falls in love with a man, this man will occupy her entire body and mind, and everything else will no longer fit in." It is often said that a woman in love will become stupid, but in fact, IQ has not changed, what has changed is the way of thinking about problems. She will only think about the man she loves. Everything else will be excluded. ”
Zhang Lei looked at Princess Yuwei Xuanyin, sighed and said, "You have to know that I Zhang Lei's eyes can't rub sand into it, if he thinks about you, I, Zhang Lei, will be angry." ”
Princess Yuwei Xuanyin smiled and said, "Let's go to visit him together, we love each other." Just enough to make him die. Don't worry, if he goes too far, I'll turn against him on the spot. He didn't dare to do anything with me, but instead he would bring shame on himself. ”
Zhang Lei nodded and said, "Okay! Then let's visit this Heavenly First God of War. ”
Guan Jiangkou, outside the gate of the huge barracks, Zhang Lei and Princess Yuwei Xuanyin stood side by side, Zhang Lei said loudly to the barracks: "The god of freedom Zhang Lei and Princess Yuwei Xuanyin came to visit General Yang. ”
The sound was like a bell, and the entire barracks could hear it clearly.
Zhang Lei deliberately showed his hand, he wanted to take the lead. Let Erlang God listen to the voice and know that Zhang Lei is not an ordinary god, but a god with super cultivation.
At this time, Erlang God was in the main hall, sitting on the throne, playing with the energy bar, he felt that the energy bar was very beautiful and shiny. Like diamonds, but not again. He didn't know what it was, he thought it had to be a treasure. He wanted to keep all the bars in his collection.
In the previous stage, his mother Bixia Yuanjun forced him to let him propose to the Jade Emperor, and he was really moved, because he was dreaming about his sexy and charming cousin, Princess Yuwei Xuanyin. In his eyes, Princess Yuwei Xuanyin is the most beautiful girl in the heavenly realm, as long as he thinks of her. He will have a lot of blood in his blood and his soul will not be able to give up. To be honest, there are many male gods who are infatuated with Princess Yuwei Xuanyin, and Princess Yuwei Xuanyin was a famous courtesan before getting along with Zhang Lei. has flirted with countless promising male gods, but because of her special status, the male gods have low self-esteem, and they feel that they have no ability to control her, and no one dares to propose to her, which caused her marriage to be delayed.
Countless male gods can only meet Princess Yuwei Xuanyin in their dreams, and they only dare to be presumptuous to Princess Yuwei Xuanyin in their dreams.
Erlang God had only seen Princess Yuwei Xuanyin many years ago, and recently because of his hatred with the Jade Emperor, he had never met Princess Yuwei Xuanyin again.
Not meeting with Princess Yuwei Xuanyin does not mean that you don't want Princess Yuwei Xuanyin.
On the contrary, because he couldn't see Princess Yuwei Xuanyin, he missed Princess Yuwei Xuanyin even more.
He also received the edict of the Jade Emperor on enshrined Zhang Lei as a god of freedom and determined the relationship between Zhang Lei and Princess Yuwei Xuanyin. At that time, Erlang God's mood was extremely low, like all the other male gods who had a crush on Princess Yuwei Xuanyin, as if his soul had been lost.
What kind of god is Zhang Lei? Why is he qualified to marry Princess Yuwei Xuanyin? And why can he be named a free god? Erlang God is as unconvinced as countless gods! What is the concept of a free god? It does not belong to the Three Realms, and has absolute freedom. Only the super gods above the three clearings have the rights, and Zhang Lei actually has them. Erlang God thought to himself, I am the number one god of war in the heavenly realm, and I am not qualified to be a free god, where is Zhang Lei sacred? What qualifies you to be a free god?
The Jade Emperor named Zhang Lei as a free god, which was not in accordance with the rules. If it weren't for Bixia Yuanjun's compulsion, the Jade Emperor would never have made Zhang Lei a free god. It is better to crown Zhang Lei as the king than to be the god of freedom. There is a reason to be crowned king, Zhang Lei is a high cultivator, he has made great contributions, and he will be a concubine, and Zhang Lei is crowned as a king, and the gods will not have an opinion, after all, there are many kings in the heavenly realm, and the king is just a title, and it does not have much substantive significance.
Erlang God had the idea of fighting Zhang Lei.
Erlang God wanted to beat Zhang Lei all over the ground to find teeth, so as to disgrace the Jade Emperor.
In the eyes of Erlang God, Zhang Lei has no name, no share, no roots and no foundation, at best he is a small vegetable farmer, just a grassroots gangster.
Killing Zhang Lei is as easy as pinching an ant to death.
Just when Erlang God was preparing a generous gift in accordance with the order of Bixia Yuanjun and wanted to propose to the Jade Emperor, the master Yuding Zhenren came, and Yuding Zhenren taught martial arts Erlang God did not forget it. Erlang God is not only a filial son, but he is naturally extremely filial to this master.
Yuding Zhenren analyzed the situation for Erlang God and pointed out that Erlang God must not go to propose.
Erlang God immediately agreed and gave up the idea of proposing.
A few days later, the eldest princess of Longji came, and the eldest princess of Longji boldly expressed her love to him, which frightened Erlang God, Erlang God did not dislike the eldest princess of Longji, but the expression of the eldest princess of Longji frightened him, and he decisively refused.
The eldest princess of Longji leaves.
Zhang Lei should not leave room for the eldest princess of Longji, Zhang Lei said that if the eldest princess of Longji fails to propose, she can hide from the Zhongyi Continent, Zhang Lei will not abandon her, and the eldest princess of Longji was ordered to pretend to propose to Erlang God, and after being refused, she left without saying a word. The eldest princess of Longji, who has drunk the love water wine, is unwilling to have a relationship with other male gods other than Zhang Lei! Zhang Lei's order had to be obeyed, but Erlang God's refusal happened to follow her wishes, and she didn't take the opportunity to leave immediately?
Erlang God didn't expect that as soon as the eldest princess of Longji left, the master Yuding Zhenren came again. After the master Yuding Zhenren said a call, he proposed to introduce Erlang God, and Erlang God asked who to introduce? Yuding real person said that the eldest princess of Longji. Yuding Zhenren talked about the benefits of marrying the eldest princess of Longji, which made Erlang's heart move. Erlang God is a great filial son, filial piety to his mother, and filial piety to his master. The master had a life, and the eldest princess Longji came to express her admiration again, and after hesitating again and again, he agreed.
But the eldest princess of Longji left, and Erlang God regretted his original decision, and wanted to go to the palace of the Queen Mother of the West in person and take the initiative to propose to the Queen Mother of the West.
After Yuding Zhenren left, Erlang God was upset, so he took out the energy bar and played with it.
The energy bar has long been obtained by Erlang God, and Erlang didn't know that the energy bar was a treasure, but he just thought it was fun, and besides, this thing was meaningless to him.
The energy contained in the energy bar is extremely secret, and it must have strong skills and modern technology to spawn, and Erlang is sleepy because he does not understand the mystery of the energy bar, so he naturally cannot give birth to a powerful green light.
At this moment, Erlang God heard Zhang Lei's shouting and was extremely curious, what are they doing here? Erlang God wanted to see Princess Yuwei Xuanyin, and he really wanted to see who Zhang Lei was, so he immediately put the energy bar on the table, grabbed the three-pointed two-edged knife, summoned the Roaring Sky Dog, and ordered all the generals to gather and follow him to the gate of the barracks to greet Princess Yuwei Xuanyin. (To be continued.) )